Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama the Musical or Harry Potter. The rights to the two franchises belongs to Warner Brothers, J.K. Rowling, Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and Fresh TV.
A/N: This is my attempt at writing up Total Drama the Musical, as well as being a crossover with Harry Potter where the four main characters from the series as well as Harry's main rival, Draco, and his cousin, Dudley, join in the fray, after receiving invitations from Chris Maclean. The contestant listings are as follows:
Participating-Joshua, Ezekiel, Noah, Harold, Heather, Courtney, Duncan, Owen, Harry, Eva, Dudley, Cody, DJ, Katie, Geoff, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Trent, Beth, Gwen.
Non-Participating-Lindsay, LeShawna, Bridgette, Sadie, Tyler, Izzy, Justin
Pairings- OC/Courtney, Harry/Heather, Ginny/Trent, Katie/Ron, Ezekiel/Gwen, Eva/Draco, Noah/Beth (yeah, I know I'm evil, putting Dudley and Draco in this fic), but there has to be drama brought onto the show somewhere, after all. So, without further ado, here's the first chapter of Total……Drama…..The Musical!
Chapter 1-To the HindenChris!
"Welcome, folks, to beautiful Ontario, Canada, at the RCMP Police Airport, takeoff point of the hottest new show to come to TV so far, TOTAL…..DRAMA………THE MUSICAL!, the long-awaited sequel to last year's smash-hit success, Total Drama Action, as well as the madcap first season, Total Drama Island. Chris Maclean here, and I'm here to take over as host for this season, once again! This season, will have a couple of unexpected twists that the first two seasons have not: for starters, we've brought some celebrities onto the show this season to boost ratings, as well as recruit another lucky teen to join our lucky 14 campers who got to return for this, the third and possibly final season of the Total Drama franchise, maybe. Let's welcome back our first returning contestant, everybody!" Chris Maclean said as the first of the 14 returning contestants walked up, and with his trademark toque, awkward habit of nose picking, and distinctive Canadian accent, it was pretty obvious who this contestant was.
"Hey there, Zeke my man! Going to lay off the sexism this season, eh?" Chris asked Ezekiel, unconsciously mirroring Ezekiel's accent.
"Yes, Sir Dickweed, I am going to lay off of the sexist comments this season, okay?" Ezekiel replied, as he threw an uncharacteristic glower at Chris, then socked him square in the jaw, causing the next contestant, who had just arrived, to applaud him heartily, and Chris turned to face this contestant, smirking evilly, as it was……Noah.
"Well, well, if it isn't the book….worm? Uh, you are Noah, correct?" Chris asked Noah, cocking an eyebrow in mixed confusion and panic.
"Yes, Chris, it's me, even if I'm no longer a gangly-looking bookworm, I'm still the same Noah I was before, sans the cynical know-it-all attitude, as I have a new outlook on life." Noah said as he shook Chris' hand, causing Chris to facepalm, then swear quietly under his breath, only to get his grin back, when the next contestant, Courtney, appeared.
"Damn it, why is it that just when I think I've seen the last of your narcissistic ass, I'm abruptly and rudely proven wrong?" Courtney snapped, and before Chris could say anything, walked by after flipping him off, and then socking him.
"A-woooooooooh, now that's what I like to see in a girl!" came a voice from the next limo to pull up, for it contained Duncan, who, upon seeing Courtney punch Chris, wolf-howled at her and wiggled his unibrow sexily. Courtney, knowing who had howled, simply scowled, and turned to face Duncan.
"Look, let me make this perfectly *bleep*ing clear for you, Neanderthal! I do not like you, nor will I ever like you, much less tolerate you, and besides, I'm spoken for." Courtney snapped at Duncan, before socking him in the jaw, then walking away. He then spotted Ezekiel, and the two exchanged a glance that clearly said the same thing for both guys: WTF? Just then, two limos pulled up in rapid succession, and first Heather, then DJ stepped out of their limos.
"Ah, if it isn't the gentle giant and queen bee themselves." Chris jeered at the two approaching contestants. Heather simply walked by without comment, her face having fallen at Chris' comment, but DJ, however, was another story. He walked up, exchanged a fist bump with Chris, then walked up to Ezekiel, and then socked him in the jaw. Duncan and Noah both exchanged a surprised glance, then Duncan called,
"What did Home-School do to you, DJ?"
DJ scowled then called back to Duncan that it was none of his motherfucking business and if he didn't want to end up a bloody pulp, he'd shut the fuck up right the fuck now. Duncan, needless to say, shut right up, that is, until the next limo opened up to reveal Harold.
"Harold, my man of many mad skills, how's it been hanging?" Duncan said as he exchanged a fist bump with Harold, causing everyone gathered, especially Courtney, to facepalm, and Courtney to twitch an eyebrow, as Harold had been nothing more than an unwelcome thorn in her side since Total Drama Island, though he did prove to be semi-useful in Total Drama Action, when he was the only one of the campers to guess that Owen was, in fact, a ringer hired on by Chris towards the end of the competition as a means of stirring up drama amongst the final 5(final 6, counting Owen), though he was summarily fired in the semifinal challenge, when Courtney was promptly voted off in spite of there being two votes against Duncan (Courtney and Owen), while Duncan and Beth both voted for Courtney, and apparently Chris was a tie-breaker vote, or Beth's vote counted for two, but he gave the tie to Duncan, and kicked her off the show, whilst sending Owen off the set as well for being "fired" for being a ringer hired by Chris. She was even more angered at Duncan after he went on to win Total Drama Action, and not share any with her, though he did tell her he wasn't going to share. Meanwhile, two limos pulled up side-by-side, and out of them stepped Gwen and Trent, but rather than be seen holding hands, Trent and Gwen started fighting.
"What the fuck is your problem, Trent Arnesto Ortiz? How dare you get off fucking stalking me?" Gwen snapped at Trent, causing everyone there to flinch at her use of Trent's full name.
"That's what I should be asking you, Gwendolyn Ann Slute!" Trent roared back in response, causing most people to flinch even more, and the girls to give off cries of indignation when they heard the last word, as they thought Trent had called Gwen a slut. Gwen walked up and slapped Trent in the cheek.
"Fuck you, Trent. We're through. Don't ever come near me again, and don't even talk to me. I have a restraining order, and I'm not afraid to file it." Gwen snapped. Trent deadpanned, then got a dark look on his face.
"Fine, I won't, Miss Gothic Slut!" Trent snapped, then walked off to stand next to Ezekiel.
"I'm starting to think you had it right when it came to girls, man." Trent said to Ezekiel, causing the toque-wearing teen to fidget, and move away slowly.
"Trent, as much as I respect you, and have no wish to make enemies, I was wrong to say what I did back then, eh. I should have thought about how the girls would feel about what I said before I said it, and I've already apologized to them for my offensive comments and promised them that it won't happen again, so I have to respectfully tell you that you would be wrong to assume that, eh." Ezekiel replied, causing most of the females assembled there to look at him in surprise, and Gwen to look at Ezekiel with a look of pure, unadulterated awe spreading across her features, and felt her stomach doing flips just looking at this mature young man standing before her, where once an immature, home-schooled, sexist twerp stood, and she couldn't help but say,
"Thank you, Ezekiel." and walk up and hesitantly kiss him on the cheek, causing a great many eyebrows to raise at her in surprise. However, all that was forgotten, when the next contestant approached.
"Here's…..Eva!" Chris said as the next limo opened to reveal Eva, but this Eva was different. She stepped out timidly, waving to the others, but still glowering at Chris, for her hatred of him remained unchanged, but she actually said hello to the other contestants, and exchanged a fist-bump with a wary Gwen, only to have to be restrained by Gwen and Courtney a few moments later so she wouldn't go over and beat the ever-loving shit out of Trent for his derogatory comments, and he simply gave her a look that said,
"Come on and try something, bitch."
"Here come our next three contestants." Chris said, and the next three limos opened up to reveal Katie, Cody, and Geoff, the latter of whom threw Chris an uncharacteristically murderous glare, and then went and exchanged fist-bumps with Duncan, DJ, and, to everyone's surprise, Ezekiel.
"Yo, what's up, home-school?" Geoff said good-naturedly.
"Uh, nothing much, eh, just dressing down Trent over here for some of his stupider remarks about Gwen, and getting socked by DJ, of all people. You think you know a person, eh?" Ezekiel replied to a stunned Geoff, who promptly sent a look at DJ that said clearly that he was watching him, closely.
Katie and Cody, however, stood on opposite side of the landing platform, and went to stand by Trent and Gwen, respectively, all the while causing Ezekiel to unexpectedly glower at Cody, and have to take calming breaths so he wouldn't act jealous of him. Gwen looked over and saw Cody standing by her, and sent him a death glare that caused him to scurry off and stand besides DJ, who sent a death glare back at Gwen, then exchange a fist bump with Cody, and then Trent, who was appreciative of the glare DJ had sent Gwen. Katie, however, exchanged a fist bump with Gwen, then went up and socked Trent in the stomach, calling him a bastard and a douche, before turning around and walking away in a huff, causing everyone there to cock an eyebrow in surprise, though that surprise quickly died down as the last two contestants pulled up in limos that opened up to reveal first Beth, who had lost her braces, then the final limo opened up to reveal Owen, but it was quickly evident that Owen had lost weight, for he looked considerably skinnier than he did before. Beth simply waved to everybody, but when she saw Heather, her first impulse was to curse Heather out with a stream of profanities, but when she saw the other girl's genuinely remorseful and saddened face, she found she couldn't bring herself to insult her, so instead she walked gingerly up to her, and asked,
"Heather, are you feeling okay?"
"Beth? No, I'm not feeling that good, really. I was just reminded by our dear, sardonically sadistic bastard of a host of how much of a bitch I used to be to everyone, and it made me feel bad about how I treated a lot of people, particularly you, Beth. I'm sorry for how I treated you during the first season and for any grudges we may have had during the second season. Can you forgive me?" Heather asked.
"I'm a bit surprised that you seem so genuinely sincere about changing, and I won't pretend to not be curious as to why that is, but, and while I'm going to be wary about doing this, I do forgive you, Heather, and, if you're okay with it, I'm even willing to be your friend." Beth said, extending a hand, which Heather shook, and thanked Beth. When Heather found out what Trent had said to Gwen and what he'd called her, a part of her wanted to applaud Trent, but at the same time, part of her wanted to sock him in his stupid fucking groin for insulting the female race in general, so she settled for doing the latter, and beating the ever loving crap out of Trent, which caused Gwen to raise an eyebrow at her, and everyone else (sans Trent, who was lying on the ground, bleeding and unconscious) to stare uncertainly at her, except for Eva, who applauded her, to her surprise, then came up and shook her hand, saying that she could count her as a friend, surprising everyone there (again, sans Trent, who was out cold by this time, and Heather, who was simply in shock). After snapping back to reality, she thanked Eva, and exchanged a fist bump with her. Owen, meanwhile, hugged Chris, told Chris how happy he was to be present, and then exchanged a fist bump with Duncan, Geoff, and Harold, then shaking hands with Ezekiel.
"Okay, now that all of our returning contestants are here, I have two announcements to make. First, welcome to the starting point of…… TOTAL…….DRAMA…… THE MUSICAL! Here, the fifteen of you, as well as some special guests that I've asked to join us, will be competing in a series of globe trotting challenges, that will leave one lucky contestant walking away with TEN BILLION DOLLARZ! Now, for my second announcement. As I said earlier, for the first time in any Total Drama season's history, I've taken the liberty of inviting seven other special contestants to join you in the competition. First off for the new kids, we have Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, his friends Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, his cousin, Dudley Dursley, and his school rival, Draco Malfoy. Also, we have one new teenager joining you. Here he is now. Everyone, say hello to Joshua Prigmore!" Chris said as a well-built, but short, young man leapt from the landing helicopter, ninja-style, and landed on his feet, unharmed on the landing pad, then waved to everyone there, then went up to Duncan, who he apparently knew previously, and exchanged a fist bump.
"Dude, no freaking way! YOU are the new teenager Maclean recruited to compete with us?" Duncan asked Joshua in surprise.
"Yep, you got it, man." Joshua said, grinning a grin that reminded most of the campers of Chris himself, and made Courtney's breath catch, and her stomach start doing flips, a fact that made Duncan suddenly scowl at him. Joshua wondered why Duncan had started scowling, and turned around only to see Courtney swooning over him, and turned to Duncan.
"Dude, did you like her or something?" Joshua asked Duncan.
"Yeah, I'm freaking crazy about her, but the fact she would swoon over you so easily made me a bit jealous, but then I remembered she probably would never be with me, but you might have a chance." Duncan said, noticing that Joshua had blushed slightly as he looked at Courtney, and saw his stomach doing flips.
"Actually, Duncan, Courtney's already mine. She asked me out after I met her six months ago." Joshua replied.
"As I was saying, we have six other people who are coming in right now, everyone. Here they come!" Chris said as another helicopter hovered over the landing platform, and four teens jumped out and landed on their feet, as a second helicopter flew where the first one was, and two more teens jumped down, and Harry at least was surprised at who the two newcomers were.
"Dudley? Malfoy? What in Merlin's name are you doing here?" Harry asked.
"The same thing you are, Potter, we received invitations to come meet at this hellhole to compete in some new reality show in order to win a massive stack of loot." Malfoy replied.
"Yes, , is correct. I invited the six of you here to compete for the ten billion dollar cash prize with these fifteen other lucky participants." Chris replied when Harry and Draco neared.
"Blimey, Harry, this guy makes Dad look like a freaking saint, huh?" Dudley said, as Harry cocked an eyebrow in surprise, then high-five Dudley for the excellently timed slam on Chris, which was appropriately applauded by all of the contestants.
"Okay, before I forget, we're going to need some teams, but before I assign them, we're going to have an impromptu Trans-Global Flag Ceremony, to eliminate two unlucky contestants before we form teams as we have too many contestants, in my honest opinion." Chris said, causing everyone there to smirk.
(Confession Stall)
Heather-Does that narcissist ever stop?
Joshua and Duncan: Joshua- Wow, it looks like the rumors about Chris Maclean were grossly exaggerated.
Duncan- You have no idea, man. Welcome to my world.
Gwen and Ezekiel: Ezekiel- Why does Chris have to start riding our cases right off the bat, eh?
Gwen- Because, Zeke, that man is a narcissistic bastard who needs to have something real bad happen to him.
Geoff-DJ, you fucked up today, man, but I've got someone else to take out of the competition first. Nothing personal, dude, but you strike me as too great of a threat…..
Owen-Now that I've gone on the Subway Diet, maybe I'll get a commercial endorsement like that Jared guy. Anyhow, I vote for Eva and DJ.
Eva-Hopefully I last long enough in the competition to earn the others' trust, as I feel bad for what happened on TDI. I vote for Harold and Trent.
Noah-I really hope that I didn't go to all that therapy and emancipate myself and lose my bookwormness for no reason. I vote for Cody, for obvious reasons, and for Duncan, just as I feel he shouldn't win this season as he won TDA.
Cody-Noah, nothing personal, but I can't risk the old rumor mills starting back up again, and DJ really fucked up as well.
Joshua-Man, everyone here seems so tense. Well, I guess there's nothing to do but cast my votes, which I vote for that creepy hormone bag Katie and that douche DJ.
Katie- Sadie, I miss you, but as the medium of your exclusion is here, I'll vote for him, and I don't care if he dropped the bookworm cynic personality for me, it'll never work between us. And my other vote goes to that uber-nerd Harold.
DJ- Gwen, you're gone. As for you, Ezekiel, pray that you are well liked by the others, as if I have it my way, you'll be first off the show again.
Gwen-Trent, sorry man, but you have to go. Heather, yeah, I have a hard time buying that nice girl act, so sorry, but I'm taking no chances.
Courtney-That Duncan has been a thorn in my side since the TDA AfterAfterMath, so it's time he and that creep Harold get what's coming to them, and with my new alliance voting with me, that's exactly what will happen.
Harold- Gosh, I can't believe Courtney still holds that strong of a grudge against me. But I vote for that newbie Joshua and the other newbie Draco, as they both strike me as odd.
Draco- Potter, I am not, but I agree that what Dursley said to Harry was uncool, so Dudley, you're done! As for my other vote, I vote for Scarhead, I mean Harry.
Beth-I wish Lindsay or Justin was here, but they're not, so I vote for Trent and Duncan, as I'm not letting Duncan win a second time in a row if I can help it.
Trent-Damn, Gwen, I'm getting rid of your bitchy ass for good. Duncan, nothing personal bro, but you already won TDA, you don't need a second win.
Duncan-Gwen, I like you and all, but seriously, what you said was uncalled for, as was what Trent said. I vote for Gwen and Trent.
Harry-I may not like my cousin, but I can appreciate a good joke. I vote for Duncan and Harold, as I was advised that this would be showing them mercy.
Ron- God, I hate that faggot Trent, so I vote for him. My other vote is for Harold, who is a total fucking dork.
Ginny-He's cute and all, but sorry Trentie, you have to go. Harry, same with you, there's too much danger in keeping you here.
Hermione- Ginny and Harry are my votes. But, mark my words, Courtney, you're next on my shit list.
Dudley-This contest is intense. Anyway, I vote for Duncan and Harold.
Heather- That Harry boy is cute, so I'll keep him around for now, but his cousin Dudley and that asshole Draco, they are so the first to go!
Ezekiel-I vote for that asswipe Trent, eh. I also vote for DJ, for obvious reasons.
Votes
Duncan-Courtney/Dudley/Harry/Noah/Trent/Beth/Geoff (7)
Harold-Katie/Dudley/Harry/Courtney/Ron/Eva/Joshua(7)
DJ-Joshua/Geoff/Owen/Cody/Ezekiel(5)
Trent-Gwen/Ginny/Eva/Ron/Ezekiel/Duncan/Beth(7)
Noah-Katie/Cody(2)
Cody-Noah(1)
Joshua-Harold(1)
Draco-Harold/Heather(2)
Gwen-Trent/Duncan/DJ(3)
Harry-Ginny/Draco/Hermione(3)
Ezekiel-DJ(1)
Eva-Owen(1)
Ginny-Hermione(1)
Dudley-Draco/Heather(2)
Heather-Gwen(1)
That night, at the HindenChris…….
"Contestants! Gathered here, there are twenty-two of you, but only twenty Canadian flags, which means that TWO of you are going home tonight. When I call your name, come forward, accept your flag, then step aboard the Airline of Acceptance. The two of you who do not get a flag must immediately turn around, walk the Runway of Rejects, and catch the Flight of Failure off of Total Drama Musical, and can never come back, EVER!
First off the people who didn't get any votes. Beth, Ron, Hermione, Owen, Geoff, Courtney, and Katie, come up and accept your flags!
Next the people with only one vote. Ezekiel, Joshua, Heather, Cody, Eva, and Ginny, come up and accept your flags. Dudley, Draco and Noah are also safe. Gwen, Harry, you are safe as well. DJ is safe as well.
Harold, Duncan, Trent, here is the final Canadian flag of the night, and here we have an incredible dilemma: all three of you received exactly the same amount of votes, so I don't know who to give this to. All of you three pick a number between 1 and 10, while I think of one." Chris said.
Chris' thought-up number: 7
"I guess 8." Duncan said.
"I guess 6." Trent said.
"I guess 5." Harold said.
"My number was…………………..7! Trent, as you guessed 6, you were the closest to it, though Duncan was equally as close, his guess was over, therefore you get the final Canadian flag. Duncan, Harold, the Runway of Rejects awaits. Trent, follow me to the Airline of Acceptance." Chris said.
At the Airline of Acceptance….
"I wonder who will get voted off first?" Joshua thought out loud as Courtney walked up to him and surprised them both by kissing Joshua soundly on the lips.
"Offhand, I'd say either Trent or Harold is likely to get the last flag." DJ predicted, grinning.
Chris then came into the Airline, followed by……..Trent.
"Damn! Trent got the last flag? Then, that means……oh, fuck." Joshua said, after realizing that Duncan was already out, as was Harold, which caused Courtney to smirk happily, something which both scared and amused Joshua to no end.
"Congratulations to the twenty of you for surviving the first Trans-Global Flag Ceremony here on Total Drama Musical. Our next stop is beautiful London, but first, the team distribution. If I call your name, come stand on the right side of the room: Ezekiel, Gwen, Courtney, Eva, Joshua, Heather, Noah, Beth, Ginny, Geoff. Everyone else, which means: Trent, Ron, DJ, Cody, Hermione, Draco, Harry, Dudley, Owen, Katie, come stand on the left side of the room. Ezekiel, Gwen, Courtney, Eva, Geoff, Joshua, Heather, Noah, Beth and Ginny, you guys are officially known as the Juggalo Mappers. Trent, Ron, DJ, Cody, Hermione, Draco, Harry, Dudley, Owen, and Katie, you guys are known as the Killer Globetrotters." Chris said. Joshua and Courtney exchanged a raised eyebrow at that comment.
Confessional Lavatory
Joshua-First of all, why do all these shows use crappers for confessionals? Secondly, I hope Chris realizes he's going to probably get sued by a certain popular basketball team, for using their name without permission, thereby committing copyright infringement.
Courtney-(deadpans) You have a point there, babe. We could so sue that narcissist and get him out of our hair once and for all. You're a genius! (kisses Joshua soundly until camera statics out)
Chris- Those two only think I'm getting sued, but thanks to a sweet little back alley transaction I performed, I have complete immunity to lawsuits this season, but it came with a price. Damn black market bastards…..
Chris- Anyhow, so we've come to the end of the first day of Total Drama Musical. Will Joshua's team prove to be the more skilled competitors, or will Trent exact a bloody upstaging of our resident hatchet warrior? To find out, tune in for the next Total….Drama….The….Musical!
A/N: And that is the end of the first chapter. I apologize to all Duncan and Harold fans, because as much as I'd like him to win a second straight season, it wouldn't be fair to anyone involved and Harold was just plain unpopular. But, rest assured that at least one of them will be back for more later on *coughHaroldcough*. Read and Review!
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