AHOY TATERS WELCOME TO A SELF INSERT OF MY HERO ACADEMIA!

IN THIS STORY A SELF INSERT DIES AND WAKES UP IN MHA AS THE CRAB GIRL FROM MONSTER GIRL QUEST BUT WITH POWERS BASED OFF OF THOSE FROM THE HORROR GAME DARK DECEPTION!

THIS STORIES COVER ART WAS DONE BY MY HARDWORKING MOM SO GIVE KUDOS TO HER AS THIS IS THE FIRST OF MY STORIES TO HAVE A COVER!

IM NOT GONNA SAY MUCH ELSE BUT ONTO THE STORY!

October fifth was the day my life ended, how did my life end you ask? Well first it was a normal Tuesday, and I woke up that morning and spent that day at home alone due to my dog dying last back in August, I spent the day re watching my recordings of My Hero Academia and Guys Grocery games before at three O'clock in the afternoon that day my life took a turn for the bizarre.

You see me, a mustached caucasian male wearing a blue shirt with a picture of an alligator's skull and the words "Hangry" written on it as well as a pair of Harry potter pajamas, I'm currently watching a recorded episode of Guy's grocery games called "Ghost of triple G pasts"

"My God Declan's fist is built like a gorilla's" I comment as I observed the chef/competitor stuff his meaty fist into a tank full of green slime to pull out canned quail eggs.

I then heard a knock at my door making me groan "Uuuugh who the fuck can that be?"

My aunt's annoying dog began to bark in her shrill voice and I growled "This is why I hate visitors, they agitate the dogs" I grimaced remembering my dog's death "Er I mean Dog now, damn it I miss him"

Getting up out of the recliner I walked to the door, gently pushed my Aunt's dog out of the way with my foot and opened it at which point I saw….

Two four hundred pounds men in thongs, which immediately made me want to bleach my eyes.

Not only that it got even more bizarre in that one of them was wearing a Darth Vader mask and another was wearing a Darth Sidious mask.

The Darth vader one said to me "Luke I am your father"

The Darth sidious one then said "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

The Darth vader one then said "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations director"

Before the Darth sidious one said " Your arrogance blinds you Master Yoda"

All this time I looked on in confused frustration as I held back a snarling teeth baring Lizzy with my foot, having had enough I said "Alright Alright you two what the fuck seriously what the fuck are you doing?"

The guy in the Darth Vader mask said "My name is Howard Hitzpatrick and this is my brother Frederick Hitzpatrick, we're here to spread the good word of Anti vaxxers! Pro vaxx people are so stupid that this is what they look like to us! So we're showing them what they really are and are here to tell how Ivermectin saved our lives from COVID 19!"

I smacked my face via facepalm ' Fucking hell! I've seen people this stupid on Hermamcainaward and COVIDatemyface on Reddit but now I've had the displeasure of meeting them in real life!'

I groaned "Get the fuck off my property fuckwits, I'm already vaccinated and have no desire to eat horse paste!"

The Darth sidious masked guy growled "So you're a sheeple then"

I smiled smugly "Says the guy who eats livestock medicine"

The Darth vader guy said "Don't you dare insult my brother sheeple! For we're WOLVES! DIE!"

I blinked and there was a Glock in my face, there was a flash of fire and then all I knew was darkness and a sense of falling.

LOCATION:THE VOID

"How long have I been falling? Do I even have a body? Am I dead? Did that Anti Vaxx bastard really shoot me?"

Those were the questions I asked myself as I fell through a dark void that was ten times darker then the woods I used to walkthrough to get to my bus stop as a kid, I felt like I had no arms, legs, or any body really.

I felt like I was nothing more then just a pair of eyes falling through infinite darkness, I could still talk but I couldn't feel my lips move while doing so for I had none.

I feel like I have been falling for atleast an hour and a half before I saw it…

A light at the end of the tunnel below me and I was falling towards it!

"A way out! Am I going to Heaven? Please please let it be Heaven God! I don't want to burn in hell for All eternity!"

Soon I fell into the light but instead of seeing my dead dog and other loved ones again, what I experienced was PAIN.

"GRAAAAAAAGH!" I screamed as I felt what felt like the growth pains I experienced as a teenager but fifty times WORSE.

"AAAAAAHH AAAH FUCJ FUCK FUCK GOD HELP GOD HELP!"

I could feel new body parts emerging out of me, I could feel bone and muscle spurting out of me in directions that didn't make sense!

"I'm in Hell! Oh god I'm in Hell! I was a sadist in life and God's punishing me for it! Aaaaaahh!"

Soon I could feel tears running down my freshly reborn face "I-I have a face now!"

Before I could feel myself descending down faster and faster like I was on a roller coaster dive and the light was getting brighter and brighter to the point my eyes were on fire until…

Darkness once again, the pain was now gone; replaced with a dull throb and I could feel myself laying on cold hard concrete.

After ten seconds I managed to push myself up and force my eyes open, sunlight shone into my eyes and it should have hurt more then it did but after the light I fell through in the void, the sunlight was a gentle breeze next to a category ten hurricane so my eyes quickly adjusted.

I could see that I was in an urban environment, I was behind a trio of parked cars in front of a Mcdonalds and the Mcdonalds had *Pauses* Japanese letters written on it!

I could see asian people inside the Mcdonalds and to my confusion four Asian men suffered a nose bleed that knocked them out of their seats while looking at me, while an Asian woman was beating whom I assumed to be her husband over the head with her purse for staring at me in a way that made me uncomfortable.

And an asian mother was shielding her five year old sons eyes.

I wondered quietly "Why are all the guys looking at me like that and why does my body feel so weird?"

Taking a test step with my right leg, imagine my surprise when I felt not one but THREE legs on my right side move!

"What the?! I don't have three legs!" I said in surprise before I looked down and screamed "AAAAAAAAH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!"

My body wasn't my own, my top half was human but my lower half was that of a giant red crab with six legs and EIGHT extra human arms alongside two giant crab arms on my lower crab half.

Not only that but my human top half was that of a WOMANS!

"Holy shit I have boobs! Fucking Boobs! F cups!" I said realizing that my body was that of a woman and I then checked my reflection in the mirror of one of the parked cars.

I saw that my human top half was of an asian woman with bright red hair done in pigtails, I gripped my face and yelled "Holy crap I'm the Crab girl from Monster Girl quest! Did I just get isekaid?! Where?!"

My mind began to race 'Back in my previous life I was a fanfiction author, and I wrote a couple self inserts, but I never thought I would LIVE a self insert! Okay okay what universe did I get isekaid into! It'll determine my level of how screwed I am!'

I then felt a hand on my shoulder causing me to yelp and scuttle like a crab while turning around, there was a poof of yellow smoke and then there was a Five foot eleven inch tall grime covered Demonic ducky float with asymmetrical eyes, a dirty traffic cone on its head, rotten human like teeth, stubby wings, and standing on two grotesque shriveled rotten legs.

"Crap crap a Dread ducky!" I shrieked immediately recognizing the horrifying enemy from the game Dark Deception.

Looking at the Dread Ducky by my side which strangely didn't attack me, I heard another shriek and looking in front of me I saw a girl who looked REALLY familiar.

She was Five feet tall, thus making her a foot and four inches shorter then me, she was asian and had a mushroom like bob obscuring her eyes made of Honey brown hair, she had a notably large mouth and had a large bust for her short figure.

She was wearing a red ruffled knee length dress and I immediately recognized her "Kinoko Komori of Class 1B" I awed in wonder under my breath "That means I'm in My Hero Academia and that" looking down at my new Crab girl body and the dread ducky "This is my Quirk"

Kinoko komori stared at the Dread ducky by my side apprehensively before she turned her attention back towards me and offered me a red ruffled jacket that was so girly I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it in my past life.

She spoke " わからない どうして あなたは 裸 しかし、あなたは 混乱して怖い だから私はあなたを助けたい"

To be honest I didn't understand a word she said, the only words in Japanese I knew in my past life were cuss words, but I could tell she was offering me up the jacket to cover up my nude figure which I accepted I didn't want to get arrested for indecent exposure after all.

Accepting the jacket I put it on, And it fit snugly over my bust "Thank you, um let me know if you can understand English as I'm sorry to say but I don't speak Japanese"

She looked at me quizzically before speaking more Japanese which I also didn't understand.

I then heard a man shouting behind me and turning my head around I saw a man who appeared to be in his late thirties, with golden skin, a Cardassian like face from Star trek, a dirty blonde afro, byakugan like eyes from Naruto, red fingernails with pizza cutter shaped fingernails on his pinkies, and was wearing a baseball themed 1970's disco shirt and a Red plaid kilt.

I muttered "This guy's strangely, oh shit he must be a Pro hero!" I realized who must be here to arrest me for my earlier bout of indecent exposure, his eyes glowed purple and a wave of silver cans shot out of them and flowed towards my body restraining my giant crab arms to my sides and pinning my human upper halves two human arms and my crab lower halves eight human arms.

The Dread Ducky I accidentally summoned earlier began quacking aggressively before it launched its spear tipped rubber duck spring out of its mouth and leapt towards the hero.

The Hero leapt out of the way and shot more Cans out of his eyes which he used to form a giant fist and punch my dread ducky into the ground with enough force to leave a crater in the concrete!

LATER AT THE POLICE STATION!

After the hero defeated my Dread ducky I was taken down to the Hosu police station where they tried to book me, keyword tried.

As I couldn't understand a single word they were saying and they couldn't understand my English so they called in a translator.

I knew that I just couldn't tell them that I was a man from another universe who got shot and isekaid into their universe which was an anime, I'd be put into a loony bin for sure.

So while waiting for the translator to arrive I came up with a story of me being a lost and confused Amnesiac who remembered few things about my life other then my name, the English language, and the fact that I was a teenager at fourteen.

In truth I was actually twenty three back in my previous life, but my new body actually looked like a teenagers plus I was gambling on the slim chance that I could attend UA High and meet my heroes even though I didn't fully understand my quirk or situation yet.

Apparently I was responsible for summoning or creating that Dread Ducky, but can I summon or create more then one Dread ducky? What about the other Dark Deception enemies? Can I summon the bosses? Do I have a limit and what are the consequences if I go over that limit?

I had already picked out a name for myself in this world, Touka Scarlet.

I had named myself after two of the Hottest greatest bad bitches in anime Touka Kirishima from Tokyo ghoul and Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail.

I was at the station for an hour and ten minutes before they found a good translator and that was when our conversation truly began.

A Female Japanese Detective with a Japanese man acting as translator arrived besides her and asked me "The Pro Hero No True Scotsman arrested you for indecent exposure and Public quirk usage without a license, please tell us your name and why you were outside in the nude"

I decided to put what little acting skills I had to use and pretend to be a scared teenage girl having a panic attack, the latter wasn't hard to feign as internally I really WAS having a panic attack knowing that I just died, got isekaid and was never going to see my family again.

Using my genuine grief and emotions inside me I made my eyes flood with tears and sniveled "I'm sorry Mrs officer I didn't mean to do any wrong! I don't know where I am or how I got here! All I can remember is waking up in front of that building naked! I know that my name is Touka Scarlet but before I woke up I didn't even remember what I looked like and I was so scared by that giant freaky rubber ducky that appeared out of thin air! Please help me officer I can't remember if I have any parents or if I'm an orphan! I recall no family and nothing about myself before waking up in front of that building!"

The Japanese man translator looked shocked, his mouth unhinging slightly while his eyes gained a spark of pity in them while the female officer rolled her eyes and began to speak in a scathing voice only to be cut off by the male Translator.

The two had a back and forth conversation and soon the Female officer lost her scathing attitude towards me and was looking at me in pity as well before she spoke Japanese again and the man translated.

"Scarlet chan I am so sorry to hear that you have no memory of your family or life before that humiliating moment, if we had known you were lost and confused we would have been much gentler with you, you are in Hosu City!"

I again feigned ignorance "What country am I in Mrs Officer?"

The translator translated my question into Japanese and the woman simply said "Japan"

I cried "I-I have no memory of where I'm from! I can't remember where I come from but I'm sure I'm not from Japan!"

The Female officer spoke again and the male translator translated "You sound like you have an American accent so we'll run your fingerprints and photo and see if you match any missing teens in America"

The male translator then spoke without prompt "Scarlet chan we'll do our best to help you find your home!"

I spent three weeks in a foster home where my foster mother switched from being terrified of me to calling me nasty names and slurs when her husband started to sexually harass me, God I hated that place I really wanted to test out and explore more of my dark deception quirk and better yet use it to sick a few Dread duckies on that handsy slimeball who kept touching my chest.

But alas the MHA world had that stupid law that made it so that Quirk usage wasn't allowed by civillians EVEN in self defense.

So for a whole three weeks while I waited for the police to inevitably come to the conclusion that I never existed in this world, I got called insults such as "Crab cakes" and "Seafood platter" and threats to steam and butter me by a crazy woman while her disrespectful husband groped me.

When the three weeks were up, America said that I never existed in their world and refused to allow me citizenship there and thus I was stuck in Japan but NO fucking way was I going to be stuck in my shitty fosterhome!

I sent a major complaint to child services and managed to get myself a decent social worker after three tries, one who didn't try to sexually harass me.

His name was Goku Suko, and like me he was a massive anime fan, he knew all the works such as Dragon ball Z, Tokyo Ghoul, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Dragon ball Super, Naruto, Cells at work etc.

He got me moved into a nice apartment in Hosu, anyways it's been two weeks since I've moved into my apartment and I'm now at a Quirk testing center where I'll get to test my quirk so the Japanese government can catalogue it.

I was clothed in a red button up shirt with a pair of blue jeans designed by a company called Detnerat specifically to fit my Crab girl body, blue jeans were always my favorite pants to wear in my past life.

Besides that I wore a Yugioh Millennium puzzle necklace like the one I had in my past life.

The room I was inside of was a big white testing chamber filled with numerous cardboard cutouts of villains as well as weight lifting equipment.

Beside me was my social worker Goku Suko who resembled Chief Gastric cell from cells at work code black albeit with Indigo hair, red eyes and a horseshoe mustache.

He was also dressed in a black and green pinstripped suit and tie.

There was also a female Doctor with a Clipboard ready to record my results "Allright Scarlett chan for your Quirk tests today we need to see the limits of your quirk, so far we know you can summon one of those demonic rubber duck things, Dread duckies you called them, I want to see if you can summon more then one"

I nodded my head "Right away Seo chan" before I tried to think of my Quirk and reach down into my power within imagining the dread duckies appearing beside me.

*POOFPOOFPOOFPOOFPOOFPOOF!*

Six yellow clouds of smoke appeared and when they cleared Six new Dread duckies were born, Seo chan the observing Quirk Doctor let out an "Aaaah" of wonder at their appearance remarking that they look like "Fascinating biological specimens".

My Social worker Goku commented "Scarlett chan, these dread duckies look like something I'd see out of a horror game! Maybe Horror game would be a good name for your quirk!"

I grinded my right index finger into my chin in thought "You're right, I should probably start thinking of a name for my quirk but let's see more of what I can do first"

I DID know that my quirk was obviously based off the horror game Dark Deception from my world, but I couldn't say that aloud as that game never existed in the MHA world.

Seo chan then said "Excellent work Scarlett chan but I'd like to see you summon more, I want to see if you have a limit so keep on summoning more Dread duckies until you experience signs of hitting a limit"

I bowed politely "Alright Seo chan" I concentrated on my quirk again *POOFPOOFPOOFPOOF!* I summoned/ created four more Dread duckies and then created an eleventh one.

When I created my twelfth Dread ducky I felt bile rise up in my throat, and the sensation of a boa constrictor squeezing my heart while my chest was on fire thus causing me to double over and gag "Bleugh bleugh ugh ugh!" I went spitting out globs of drool and bile the size of quarters, resisting the urge to vomit while experiencing a massive heartburn.

The Twelfth dread ducky I created immediately vanished.

My Social worker Goku Suko was beside me in an instant "Scarlet chan what's wrong? What's happening to you?"

Throwing up my morning breakfast of ramen and coffee onto the floor I replied "Heartburn-major heartburn-need tums NOW!"

The Quirk Doctor Seo wrote on her clipboard while mumbling "Interesting subject can create a maximum of eleven Dread duckies before experiencing drawbacks such as severe heartburn"

Goku suko said "Never mind that do you have any tums?! This poor girl obviously needs some!"

Ten minutes later after the tums had done their magic I was told to test out my Dread duckies capabilities.

Dr Seo said "All right Scarlet chan first test weight lifting! Have one of your Dread duckies sit on this weight lifting machine and see how much weight he can lift! It is a he right?"

I nodded "I'm 99% sure he is, hey you Dread ducky" I said pointing my hands at one of my creations "Take a seat there and use your spring tongue to pull the bars on my command"

"Quack Quack!" It replied which I assumed was a yes since it waddled over on its thin grotesque legs and sat on the black padded chair before it shot out its spring loaded tongue which was tipped with a spear tipped rubber ducky to grab onto one of the weight lifting machine's bars.

Dr Seo said "Alright first off we'll start off at 200 lbs as your dread duckies look quite fearsome" as she set the weight machine at said level.

"Dread Ducky you may begin, don't stop until I say so!" I said.

"Quack Quack" it replied before it pulled the bars and lifted the 200 lb weights with casual ease over and over again.

Dr Seo, Goku Suko, and I watched the dread ducky use its spear tongue to casually lift the 200 lbs fourteen times without tiring.

Dr Seo wrote on her clipboard "It's safe to say that these dread duckies you can create are stronger then the average human but what's their limit, Scarlet chan give it the order to stop"

"Dread Ducky stop until further notice" I ordered and the Dread Ducky let out another duo of quacks before obeying.

Dr Seo mumbled to herself as she re set the weights higher "Let's see how he does at 835 lbs"

She then turned to me "You may begin Scarlet chan"

I nodded "Resume Dread Ducky"

"Quack Quack" the latter quack came out somewhat strained as I could tell it was now putting effort into lifting the weights.

"Qu-ack ack ack quack" it grunted out via quacking as it pushed itself and the Dread ducky began to sweat sewage and grime.

For some reason seeing the creature struggling made my heartache, as if I was watching one of the animals I raised on my parents farm in my past life pushing themselves to hard.

I felt the urge to call out and order my Dread ducky to stop pushing itself but as the words began to form on my lips Dr Seo sent me a glare and said "Scarlet chan, we need to know your quirks limits don't you dare interfere with the test unless you want to be charged with Obstruction"

I gasped ' I could get charged with Obstruction? Really? Just for looking out for my creations?'

With a heavy heart I watched my Dread ducky work itself into exhaustion until after he lifted the 835 lb weight for the ninety first time and collapsed and disappeared in a puff of yellow smoke.

"DREAD DUCKY NO!" I shouted feeling grief and remorse shoot through me at the idea that one of my creations just died, however I then felt a telepathic nudge at the back of my mind.

The nudge was tired, exhausted yet friendly "Quack-qu-aaaaack" it went and I realized who it was.

'Dread Ducky you're still alive?!' Where are you?!' I communicated in my head.

"Qu-ack quack quaaaack quack qu-ack qu-aaaack"

To my shock I could now understand his quacking he was saying "Cant talk long- tired- in pocket dimension-quirk"

I sniffled and smiled "I have a pocket dimension associated with my quirk? Could it be? The nightmares from the game? I'm just happy he's still alive!"

It was then that Goku Suko put a hand on my shoulder thus making me jump "Hey kid you alright? I'm sorry for your loss but he was just a manifestation of your quirk it was inevitable that you'd lose him"

Dr Seo then said "And you'll probably lose a few more during these test"

Goku Suko glared at her "Don't be like that!"

I shook my head and smiled "Thank you Suko San but I'm fine! I'm ready for the next test!"

Looking at me in concern Goku Suko said "Are you sure? Because if you need time to grieve we can take a break"

I smiled "Again thank you Suko san but again I'm fine, something tells me that my Dread ducky is still alive he has just gone to heal"

Dr Seo said "Oooh a possible pocket dimension? Worth investigating in the future!"

In the next test I was told to have one of my Dread duckies run on a treadmill that would record its speed.

The three of us alongside my remaining Dread Duckies were in front of a Treadmill that was hooked up to a computer.

Dr Seo said "Allright Scarlett Chan order one of your Dread duckies to run at their max speed on this treadmill and to keep on going until it can't anymore"

I felt anger that I was being forced to work my Dread duckies to the point of exhaustion but I was comforted by my furst Dread duckies voice in my head.

"Quack quack quack quack" (TRANSLATION) "Don't worry about us Lady Touka, we can't die and we'll recover in the nightmares"

I sent a telepathic message back "Allright Thank you for the reassurance Dread Ducky" before I ordered "Dread ducky number two please get on the treadmill and don't stop until you can't continue anymore, I'm sorry in advance"

The second dread ducky let out some affirmative quacks which I understood as "Affirmative Lady Touka" and getting on the treadmill began to run like the road runner.

Dr Seo watched the results on the computer and after ten seconds remarked "Interesting, your Dread Duckies have a top speed of twenty seven point thirty three miles per hour, equal to the fastest Pre quirk Era Human Usain Bolt.

Let's see how long they can maintain it"

To make a long story short it was after an hour and twelve minutes and a half of non stop running that my second Dread ducky began to get exausted.

Dr Seo read off her computer "He's slowing down, now at half his top speed"

My Second Dread ducky continued at half his top speed for forty nine more minutes and fifty five seconds before he collapsed and fell off the treadmill and poofed away.

Dr Seo clicked off hef computer and wrote the results on her clipboard "Remarkable just remarkable these Dread Duckies have an endurance and stamina far superior to most life forms"

We then moved onto the next test which was to measure my Dread duckies attack strength.

There were a few dozen seven foot tall marble statues of a typical bank robber in front us with Dr Seo explaining "Now Scarlett chan I want to measure how powerful that spear tipped spring tongue inside your dread duckies is, order one of your Dread duckies to attack these marble statues and to keep on attacking them until they can't no more"

I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose "This again" before ordering "Alright Dread Ducky three use your spear tipped spring tongue to destroy as many marble bank robber statues as you can"

"I obey you Lady Touka!" Quacked out the third Dread ducky as he waddled to the statues.

I grinded my right index finger into my chin "I should probably be thinking of names for these guys, most definitely so, they deserve it with how loyal they are" ( I was feeling guilty for just giving them numbers)

*CRUUUNNCH!* The third Dread ducky split a marble bank robber statue in half with his tongue before moving on and shattering a second one into four pieces *CRAAAAACKK!*

In the end he destroyed seventy statues and the lab ran out before he was exhausted much to my relief.

Writing her results on a clipboard Dr Seo said "Allright that should about do it for cataloguing your quirk, are there any questions you want to ask or anything else you want to do? If so do it now"

Unsummoning my remaining Dread duckies, I was conflicted thinking ' Can I summon more then just the Dread Duckies? Can I summon the other monsters from Dark Deception too? I want to try that right here and now but I don't want to see them worked to exhaustion, I want to know What I'm capable of'

I then heard the first Dread duckies voice in my head "Lady Touka, don't waste us, we're your gifts, use us! Use us to make you grow!"

I realized he was giving me his consent to try my experiment so I held up a finger "Seo Chan there is one thing I'd like to do"

I concentrated on my favorite monster from Dark deception (Sorry Dread duckies, but atleast you're my second favorite!) The Reaper nurses who were released in chapter 4 just days before my death.

There was three poofs of red smoke and standing in front of me were three Five Foot eight inch tall caucasian woman with Dd cup breasts dressed in white and red 20th century nurse clothing, their faces were obscured via a white paper bag with a medical plus sign on the front and had red combs on top of the bags.

Their clothing was a red and white dress with red buttons on the shirt and skirt and white leggings on their legs, with black first aid signs on the shoulders and belt, they wear red gloves and red high heel themed roller skates, they are all armed with a giant syringe.

One of them spoke in that Harley Quinn voice that I found attractive as fuck "Speak of The Devil, if it isn't Lady Touka! And you're quite the looker too aren't ya mistress? We were just discussing you with our Dread ducky friend"

Dr Seo said "Fascinating, subject can summon another type of entity besides dread duckies" as she scribbled onto her clipboard.

Goku Suko asked "But why do these look so much more human then the dread duckies? They bear no resemblance to the Dread duckies or to Scarlet chan at all which confuses me"

His comments caught the trio of Reaper nurses attention and one growled "Oh great a pig" said the one in the middle.

"Lookie here girls a virus is in our midst, you remember how to deal with viruses ladies?" Said the one on the left.

"Yes ma'am! It's eradication time!" Chanted the middle and right simultaneously before they began to skate towards Goku with their giant syringes bared.

Goku yelled "What did I do?!"

"Oh crap I forgot they hate men!" I shouted as I leapt in front of Goku suko and used myself as a shield spreading all ten of my human arms wide and both my crab arms wide "Stop stop all three of you don't kill Suko san!" I yelled.

Immediately the trio of reaper nurses skidded to a stop with one of them asking me "Why not Lady Touka? He's a man and all men are pigs that should be cleansed!"

I rolled my eyes at the misandry the ONLY part I didn't like about the Reaper nurses "No you're wrong there are good men and Suko san here is one of them! He helped me find a home, he's helping me learn Japanese and get into school! Don't you dare hurt him!"

I could tell the three reaper nurses were staring at me incredulously before one of them asked "You know he could be doing those nice things for you because he's trying to get into your pants"

I defended "He's not, he beat up a guy who sexually harassed me! Just give him a chance!"

The three reaper nurses shared a look with each other before they stood down "As you command Lady Touka" before one pointed a finger at Goku Suko "But if you touch our mistress inappropriately even once, we'll shove our needles up your urethra, asshole and mouth simultaneously before skinning you alive! Are we clear?"

Goku Suko gulped "Crystal"

After that we began the tests again, I ordered one of the Reaper nurses to lift weights, she was able to lift one thousand and ten lbs four hundred seventy eight times before she was too exhausted to continue and poofed back to the pocket dimension.

Next was the treadmill where my second Reaper nurse was able to run on the treadmill at a speed of eighty miles per hour for two hours and thirty one minutes before she began to get exhausted and slowed down to forty one miles per hour for one hour and sixteen minutes before she collapsed from exhaustion on the treadmill.

After she disappeared in a poof of red smoke Dr Seo wrote the results on her clipboard "Again, the entities that Scarlet chan summons possess remarkable stamina far beyond most humans even those with stamina enhancing quirks!"

After the Doctor finished writing her results she said "Well we can't do the marble statue destruction test because your Dread ducky destroyed them all so you can unsummon your last nurse"

I explained "They're called Reaper Nurses and She is going to demonstrate an ability that they have, Reaper Nurse 3 Cloak please"

"As You Wish Lady Touka" said the third Reaper Nurse before she turned invisible.

Goku suko freaked out "Where did she go?!" While he looked around in panic (poor guy probably thought the reaper nurse was trying to ambush him)

I then heard the third Reaper nurses Harley Quinn voice say "Herrres Nurseyy!" As she uncloaked behind Goku Suko and tapped his shoulder thus making him scream like a girl and jump.

He quickly turned around and said "Why'd you do that for? You almost gave me a heart attack"

The third reaper nurse lost her joy and said in a deadpan tone "I wish I did"

I scolded "Reaper Nurse 3 I'm okay with practical jokes but don't you dare wish death on my male friends!"

I felt like she was rolling her eyes "Lady Touka I don't understand why you feel the need to give men a chance but if its your will I'll accept it"

Dr Seo meanwhile was writing on her clipboard again "So many abilities so many abilities so many abilities from a single quirk! Remarkable!"

After she did that she asked "Is there anything else you would like to show me Scarlet chan?"

I nodded "Yes I would like to test my own body's weight lifting skills if that's all right"

To make a long story short the human arms on my human top half were able to lift four hundred seventy five lbs on the weight lifting machine a total of two hundred twenty two times before giving out.

Before I switched to the giant crab arms on my crab lower half and was able to lift two thousand two hundred lbs six hundred sixty six times before my giant crab arms gave out.

Overall Dr Seo claimed my quirk was one of the most diverse she had ever seen.

It was also 4 O'clock in the afternoon when Goku suko and I exited the Quirk testing facility.

I slumped my shoulders in exhaustion and I heard my stomach growl "Damn I'm hungry, is it time for me to go home now Suko san?"

Goku suko answered "Get in the back of the pick up truck kid and I'll drive you home"

Did I mention that due to my Crab girl body that I couldn't fit inside a car, my crab lower half was much to disproportionately wide and would take up enough space for three people in the front seat that is if I didn't get stuck trying to enter, so I would either ride in the back of a pickup truck or ride in the back of a van.

Using my strong crab arms I pulled myself into the back of Goku Suko's white pick up, as he got into the driver side he gave me a thumbs up and said "You did really good today kid, I'm mighty impressed by your quirk"

Oh I forgot to mention something else, Goku Suko is not only a good social worker because of his kindness towards me but because he speaks good English as well so I don't need to speak Japanese around him.

But I still needed to learn Japanese hence why I signed up for Duolingo on a laptop he had given me at home.

Soon Goku Suko pulled his white pickup out of the parking lot and he was driving me home.

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER!

I arrived home, a three floor apartment complex painted pink with a yellow roof and orange railings, Goku Suko pulled into the parking lot and put his pick up into park.

He got out and I using one of my crab arms heaved myself over the pick up's railing.

A short time later we were in my apartment on the third floor, which had walls painted pink as well as a few sparse decorations such as two One piece posters and two Cells at work Code black posters.

As well as some furniture, to the left of the entrance was my bedroom which had an L shaped futon connected to both the wall and floor for me to lay on, due to my new body type I could no longer sleep the way I used to (by laying down) I now had to sleep sitting up with my back laying against the wall.

I was a HUGE collector of stuffed animals in my past life, possessing over two hundred of them and so I used some of the money the Japanese government gave me to buy some in this life.

I currently had four stuffed animals, one of them being an Audrey 2 little shop of horrors plant plush which I got because my mom LOVED that movie.

My three other stuffed animals were a Phantom Foxy plush from Five nights at Freddys, then a Patrick star bride of frankenstein plush, and finally a Camp Koral Squidward Plush.

Goku Suko slapped me on the back "Take care of yourself Kid! It was a pleasure seeing your quirk in action though those Reaper nurses sure are scary! Even more scary then the Dread Duckies!"

I replied "For some reason they really hate men, but I won't allow them to hurt men willy nilly especially you after all that you've done for me"

In truth I knew why The Reaper Nurses hated men, in Dark Deception canon it was because they were monsters born from the souls of women who suffered at the hands of men.

My stomach then growled again and I blushed thus making Goku Suko chuckle "You remind me of my daughter Scarlett chan, you're into anime and you have a tough but caring attitude as well as a big appetite, don't forget to study more Japanese on Duolingo after Dinner today for tomorrow is your first day of school!"

I embraced Goku Suko "Thank you Suko san, for the food, for the apartment for everything"

He embraced me back, the man being a whole four inches shorter then me "No problem kid, helping lost souls like you is my greatest joy in life"

After Goku Suko left I searched through my pantry for something to eat, before I settled on making myself some Mac n cheese and chicken cordon bleu which was a meal I had only once before in my past life.

1 hour later!

With my human top half's arms I used a fork and a knife to cut a slice out of my chicken cordon bleu which I then put into my mouth, savoring the chewy ham, crispy chicken as it went crunch and the melted swiss cheese as it exploded into my mouth.

I quickly finished the Chicken cordon bleu in five slices before I switched over to the Mac n cheese and hesitantly picked up a pair of chopsticks.

*Sighs* "Here goes my seventh miserable attempt to use chopsticks" before I began to dig into the Mac N cheese or atleast TRIED too, when I used the chopsticks to pick up a pile of eight cheesy mac noodles they easily slipped out.

*Grunts* "Okay let's try that again" I said as I dived my chopsticks back in there and tried to pick up four mac noodles *SQUISH* which quickly weaseled their way out and back onto the plate.

*SIGHS* "One more time" I got six mac noodles inbetween the chopsticks and off the plate, I even managed to get them within two inches of my mouth when *SPLATT!* They came loose and fell on the floor.

"God damn it!" I cursed "Screw this!" And switched back to the good old fashioned fork.

At which point I gobbled up my Mac N Cheese pretty quickly.

Afterwards I did my dishes and turned on my laptop and logged onto Duolingo.

"Tap what you hear" said the primitive AI voice before it said "What's for lunch?" In Japanese.

THE NEXT MORNING!

I woke up the next morning laying on my L shaped futon, I was cuddling all four of my stuffed animals and was wrapped up in my Dead Space unitology blanket.

After I got up I headed to the kitchen and had myself a breakfast consisting of two cups of coffee and two servings of packaged Ramen, after which I took a shower to get ready for my first day of school.

As I sat in my custom made shower and was using all ten of my human arms to scrub myself clean with an army of loofahs I thought aloud "This is so surreal, I graduated High school five years ago and here I am about to go back to middle school again" I used the loofahs to scrub liquid soap all over my shell before I used my crab arms to grab a bottle of shampoo and squeeze it into my red hair.

As I used my giant crab arms to wash my hair I thought aloud "A large part of me is glad that I get to experience middle school again as I sorely missed my school days back in my world, my parents were right being an adult SUCKS!"

Once all the shampoo was washed out of my hair I focused on washing my chest with my top halves human arms thus causing me to pause "It's really strange *pauses* having boobs, especially ones this big *pauses* I've always wanted to touch a Japanese girl's boobs, and now I'm a Japanese girl, so does my own count"

Cautiously I reached out with my top halves human hands and grabbed my own breasts and gave them a squeeze, a jolt of pleasure like electricity shot through my breasts and into my spine.

"Oah oah yeah that felt good" I moaned before I began alternating between my left and right breasts pushing them up and down "They feel even softer then I imagined they would!" I said in excitement and I soon could see my tan nipples poking out from my increased arousal.

"Is it bad that I'm attracted to myself? I did masturbate to the Crab girl Hentai scene of Monster girl quest more then once back in my previous life" I wondered aloud as I pinched and twisted my nipples "Oooaahhh that-felt-AMAZIIIING"

Before I could continue exploring my new body I heard a *RIIIIIIING!* and looking outside the shower I saw that it was my Cells at work Code Black White Blood cell theme timer that was ringing to signify that my fifteen minute shower was up.

Sighing I said "I'll play more with myself later"

Getting out of the shower I used atleast three towels to dry myself off before I put on a school uniform custom built for me.

Since I was a girl now I had to wear the Japanese Girl School uniform which was a Sailor outfit with a white shirt, a small red scarf and a short navy skirt and in my case the short navy skirt was REALLY wide to cover my Crab lower half.

After I put on my schoolgirl uniform I tugged on my skirt uncomfortably "I feel really weird wearing a skirt, I wish my appeal to wear the male school uniform wasn't rejected, I just *pauses* feel naked wearing a skirt, what if a strong breeze comes through like in all those ecchi anime I used to watch?"

My verbal thoughts said it all, I HATED wearing a skirt, back in my past life I had Scottish heritage and I would sometimes attend Scottish heritage festivals with my parents.

My mom would try to get me to wear a kilt to which I would respond with a "FUCK NO!" because I've found kilts too girly and the idea of wearing anything like a skirt that could leave my underwear exposed due to a mere breeze made me VERY uncomfortable.

With Goku Suko's help I filed a motion for me to wear the male school uniform which was quickly rejected, Japan is REALLY strict about uniforms and frowns on those who don't publicly conform to social norms.

Anyways after getting dressed I had to take a few moments to psych myself up into going out in public wearing a skirt "Okay Touka, people aren't going to think oddly of a girl for wearing a skirt, if anything they're going to think oddly of you for being a crab monster girl"

After that I exited my apartment and entered the elevator that took me to the first floor.

I walked to school, taking the route Goku had given me, I walked past a trio of restaurants that included a Dairy queen, A Sonic and a Subway before I crossed a bridge and passed a hardware store and then walked through a couple of alleys and then walked past a fountain.

Soon I arrived in front of my new middle school which consisted of four beige buildings that were each two stories tall.

Seeing my peers walking into the school in front of me the words that crossed my mind were ' My god they are so short! Or is it that I'm just pretty tall? Last I checked my new body is six foot four which is tall even for an adult!'

I recalled how back when I was in Middle school in my past life I had a principal who was over six feet tall ' Is this how it was like for him? Looking down on all of us like ants?' I smiled "It feels amazing to be tall" I mumbled quietly to myself.

After spending my whole previous life being the short guy, it felt good to be the one who's taller (Like I always wished was the case)

A lot of the kids eyes went wide in surprise at my appearance, with most of them backing away from me in fear while a few of the brave ones pointed at me and snickered.

Rolling my eyes I sighed "Great more people who can't accept my new appearance" I wasn't the only mutant type quirk user of the students there but I was by far the most DRASTIC.

I saw a boy who had a pair of Peregrine falcon wings and another boy this one with dark green hair who looked like a wheezer from Dead space.

I heard the green haired wheezer boy whispering to his Strawberry blonde peregrine falcon friend "See that crab girl? Do you think she wears panties under that huge skirt of hers?"

The Peregrine falcon giggled "Only one way to find out"

The Wheezer said "Our usual peephole at gym class today"

I rolled my eyes "Great, now I'm a potential victim of peeping toms" I recognized the irony of myself being a victim of this cliche as I enjoyed seeing this cliche acted so much in anime, never did I thought I would end up on the receiving end.

LATER!

I was now standing in front of my new class, I had gone to the office and gotten my schedule and headed to my homeroom which had a man who had a Babe ruth quirk as a teacher (My homeroom teacher Fukunaga sensei had a quirk that allowed him to turn into Babe ruth when he got splashed by cold water)

Fukunaga sensei was in his base form at the moment, that of a blue haired Japanese man with amber eyes and he was asking me to introduce myself.

I gulped nervously as I stood in front of my new class, a mixture of judgemental and lustful gazes raining down upon me (Judgemental from the girls and lustful from the boys) I could feel sweat building up on my brow and I prayed silently in my head 'God if you're out there please don't let me screw this up'

I began to speak putting my Duolingo lessons to use "Oha-Ohayōgozaimasu, my name is Touka Scarlet, Ureshīdesu to meet you" to be honest my Japanese was broken as fuck and the class bursted out into laughter and words of "Gaijin" being shouted amongst them.

The Teacher calmed them down and I was instructed to take a seat, unfortunately as was the usual case there were no chairs fit for my body type so I couldn't sit in any of the chairs.

The good news was I saw a familiar face, the first My Hero Academia character I met upon coming to this world.

Kinoko Komori mouthed "Over here" as she waved me towards an empty desk to the left of her, the mushroom girl was in the fourth desk of the second row.

I smiled thinking 'Now that I'm not lost and confused, I can really enjoy Komori chan's beauty, she's even more beautiful in real life then she is in the anime! And she wants me to sit right next to her!'

I had a crush on a lot of the My Hero Academia girls in my past life, so my heart was pounding like a drum at being able to meet them in an official capacity, I eagerly scuttled over to the third desk in the second row and pushed the chair out of the way so I would have room to stand.

Kinoko Komori bowed and whispered "My name is Kinoko Komori, so you're Touka Scarlet? I want to ask are you doing better since the day we met? What happened to you that you ended up outside Mcdonalds naked and unable to speak Japanese?"

Her voice was high pitched and laced with concern for my well being, thus warming my heart and making me smile like a goofball ' Oh yes this is a dream come true! One of the MHA girls cares about me!'

I went with my cover story "It's an honor to meet you Komori chan, thank you for helping me cover myself that day, I honestly can't answer your question on what I was doing there naked, as I recall little to nothing of my life before that moment! All I know is that I woke up naked in front of that Mcdonalds and that my name is Touka Scarlet, that's it! I can't remember if I have any friends or family"

Kinoko komori frowned and looked at me sadly "I'm sorry to hear that, I was real worried for you once No True Scotsman arrested you, I could tell you were lost and confused and you weren't breaking the law on purpose, how you holding up now?"

I smiled "Arigato Komori chan, I appreciate your concern, I live in a small apartment that's a fifteen minute walk from here, I get money from the government to help me buy food and such, and I've befriended my Social worker Goku Suko he's a nice guy"

Kinoko komori held out her hand "Would you like another friend?"

Taking it I said "Of course beautiful" and winked at her, and then my brain froze up five seconds later upon realizing what I did.

I scolded myself ' Idiot! You just made one of the MHA characters your friend and now you've possibly blew it! I got so caught up in my adoration of Kinoko Komori that I tried to flirt! She's not even into girls and will probably be freaked out that a girl just flirted with her!'

I looked at Komori chan expecting to see her get angry, to my surprise she had a shy smile on her face and she was trying to use her mushroom bob to hide a bright blush "Ari-arigato Sc-scarlet chan" she said.

I blinked three times 'Did Komori chan actually appreciate my compliment?! Could she be a lesbian in this universe?!' As I began to wonder if I truly hit the jackpot here Komori chan and I were both hit by pieces of chalk.

"Ouch mother fucker!" I cursed in English while Komori chan simply rubbed her head.

Fukunaga sensei scolded "No talking while I'm teaching!"

The rest of class passed smoothly for the next twenty five minutes as Fukunaga sensei taught us, I had trouble writing down some of the notes in Kanji but I did my best occasionally using my laptop I brought with me to remind me which kanji went for which word.

I then felt a hand grab the back of my skirt and began to lift it up, I growled "Hey!" Using my crab legs I quickly scuttled around and bitch slapped my assailant who turned out to be the green haired wheezer kid.

"Keep your hands to yourself, Freak!" I shouted.

I then heard Fukunaga sensei shout "Scarlet chan why are you interrupting Class again?"

I quickly scuttled back around and bowed "Gomenasai Fukunaga sensei, but this perv was pulling my skirt up!"

Fukunaga sensei looked over at the green haired wheezer kid who nervously twiddled his thumbs "Miyashiro san" said Fukunaga sensei warningly before he pulled cold water on himself to activate his quirk and with a swing *WHACK!* batted a baseball towards the wheezer kid.

"Gah cocksucker that hurt!" Said the green haired wheezer kid as he was hit in the face by a baseball and knocked out of his seat.

I chuckled "Serves you right jackass, you're probably gonna have a black eye after that"

The rest of Homeroom went smoother after that.

LATER DURING LUNCH!

When it came time for lunch I was carrying my All might lunchbox into the cafeteria, when I heard a familiar voice say "Scarlet chan over here!"

Looking towards the source of the voice I saw that it was Kinoko komori sitting at a lunch table with to my pleasant surprise another person whom I recognized.

This person was Five foot five inches and a quarter with orange hair tied up into a high ponytail on the left side of hef head, she had teal eyes and Bangs split into three clumps.

"Holy shit it's Itsuka Kendo, she goes to this school to?" I eagerly scuttled over to the table the two were at, I couldn't sit down on the circular chairs connected to the table due to my crab monster girl physiology so I merely stood to the chairless side of the table and sat my lunch down.

Komori chan said " Kon'nichiwa Scarlet chan! I apologize for Miyashiro san's behavior, if it's any consolation you're not his first victim"

I smiled "Don't worry about it Komori chan, I've had similar things like that happen to me at the foster home I got sent to shortly after I was arrested, anyways would you mind introducing me to your friend?" (I was playing ignorant since it would send red flags if I knew who Kendo was off the Bat)

Kinoko Komori smiled "Of Course, this is Kendo chan! She and I have been friends since grade school!"

Kendo bowed " Kon'nichiwa, so you're Touka Scarlet? Komori chan first told me about you when she told me about a confused naked crab girl who got arrested by a hero for Indecent exposure and Public quirl usage, Komori said that you have amnesia so I'm glad that you're better now, my name is Itsuka Kendo, my grandfather is the owner of the Kendo Dojo and gym!"

I felt excitement bubbling up within me 'WOW I got to meet two MHA characters in one day!' Before I said " Ureshīdesu to meet you Kendo chan, but I have a question for you, did it hurt?"

Kendo got a confused look on her face "Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from Heaven?" I continued before I mentally facepalmed 'Why am I so acting so Flirtatious?! I guess it's something about meeting Japanese girls in real life that's causing my long suppressed hormones to act out, even though I'm a Japanese girl myself I still have the mind of a Male Japanophile American weeb'

To my relief I once again got lucky as Itsuka Kendo chuckled good naturedly "That's a better pick up line then I hear from two thirds of the boys in this school, you get ten points" before she winked

Blushing I replied "Arigato"

'I'm having more luck with women now then I ever did in my first life!'

I then opened my lunchbox and took out my lunch which consisted of two cans of Chef Boyardee sphaghetti and meatballs, a small bag of Rasberry otona no omasa flavored kitkats ( A flavor unique to Japan) and a bottle of Caramel punch flavor Pepsi (again a Japanese exclusive flavor)

Rummaging through my lunchbox I realized I forgot one important thing "Touka you idiot you forgot your fork!"

Komori chan asked "Scarlet chan what's the matter?"

I sighed "I forgot to bring a fork with my lunch, which is bad because the school only has chopsticks available and I've come closer to mastering Japanese then Chopsticks, I'm gonna ruin my uniform and the floor if I try to use chopsticks"

Itsuka kendo rubbed her chin and hummed before she smiled "Well maybe Komori chan and I can feed you then so you don't make a mess?"

I blushed and stuttered and so did Komori.

Komori stuttered "F-F-feed Scarlet chan! B-but we're not a couple!"

While I stuttered "F-f-feed me? B-b-but I'm not a baby!"

Kendo chan giggled "Aw come on it'll be so cute! Just think of Komori chan and I as your big sisters taking care of you while you're sick! And besides the other two options are to make a mess or go hungry"

I pondered while blushing ' Being fed by two hot busty Japanese girls! This is like every weebs dream come true! I hope I won't be considered a pervert for accepting this!'

I nodded bashfully and said "Al-alright I accept-I mean if Komori chan is okay with it too that is?"

Komori nodded "Y-yeah I don't want you to go hungry"

Kendo and Komori each cracked open a can of Chef Boyardee spaghetti via the pull on lids before while holding a can in one hand they each grabbed a pair of chopsticks in the other.

Kendo went first using her chopsticks to pick up a clump of cold spaghetti noodles and one meatball out of the first can "Open wide for your big sister" she said with the food filled chopsticks hovering in front of my face.

I blushed and as if I was at the Doctors office I went "Aaaahh" and Kendo placed the cold saucy noodles and lone meatball in my mouth, closing my mouth I chewed and savored the cold tomato sauce and meat.

A lot of my family didn't like Chey Boyardee spaghetti but I LOVED it.

No sooner had I swallowed my first bite when Komori offered up some cold spaghetti on a pair of her own chopsticks from the second can, she had a sweet smile "Eat up Scarlet chan, a growing girl must eat"

I eagerly accepted the second helping of cold spaghetti *Chew chew chew gulp* I smiled "Thank you Kendo chan and Komori chan"

Kendo smiled "Don't mention it, a big sister has got to look out for her precious baby sibling now open wide" as she put the third bite in front of my mouth which I eagerly accepted.

Komori giggled "Friends don't let friends go hungry Scarlet chan" as she fed me my fourth bite.

I could vaguely hear the jealous whispers of guys around me.

"Are those girls feeding the new kid?"

"No way! Are they lesbians?"

"The new girl gets fed by two of our schools hottest girls but none of us guys can?! This is bullshit!"

I admit I enjoyed the guys being jealous of me, after living what I considered an unfulfilling past life it was nice to have my fortune looking up and people being jealous of me for a change.

Soon my two new friends had fed me both my cans of Spaghetti and in gratitude I shared my bag of Raspberry kitkats with them which I fed to them personally.

That lunch was the best lunch I had in BOTH of my lives.

LATER DURING GYM!

It was now gym class and I was in the girls locker room changing for gym, I was currently in my custom made underwear of sky blue lacy panties and a skyblue bra.

Boy I was still learning how to put on and take off a bra, I admit there was a time when I nonchalantly asked Suko san to help me put on my bra and the poor man freaked out and called in one of his female colleagues to help me.

When I walked I had to make sure I compensated for being top heavy due to my larger then average breasts.

Anyways I was in the girls lockerroom and currently drooling up a storm.

Why? Because even though I'm a Japanese girl in body I'm still an American male Japanophile/ weeb in mind and seeing all these Japanese girls either topless or in their underwear was really making me feel aroused.

Back in my first life, my favorite porn was Japanese lesbian porn.

But let me tell you it's one thing seeing a Half naked Japanese girl on your screen then seeing one in person.

Seeing several half naked Japanese women in person made me glad I didn't have a penis anymore or I would most certainly have a raging hard on right now.

"Scarlet-Scarlet- hey SCARLET CHAN!"

Komori's yell snapped me out of my lust stupified daze though I was still admiring the sight of the short mushroom girl in her white almost see through underwear that showed off half her cleavage and left little of her ass to the imagination.

Wiping some drool off my mouth I said "Wh what is it Komori chan?"

She then whispered into my ear "You might want to tone it down Scarlet chan, the other girls are noticing your staring, I don't mind but they do"

Indeed now that I wasn't just staring at their breasts, legs, stomachs and butts I could see their faces were glaring at me with a mixture of disgust and anger.

I chuckled nervously "G-g-Gomenasai I'm just not used to seeing other girls naked"

I had a feeling the girls didn't believe me as they kept on looking at me judgmentally.

It was then while I was twiddling my thumbs and looking away in shame that I saw a pink eye looking through a small hole in the wall that seperated the girls locker room from the boys.

I growled "Miyashiro san" before I smiled as I thought of a good way to deal with him.

I focused on another monster from Dark Deception, specifically one that was released in the level Mascot Mayhem shortly before my death.

A pink puff of smoke poofed in front of the peephole and standing in front of the peephole was a six foot one inch tall pink animatronic pig with an overweight body type and three fingers per hand, dry blood dripping from his mouth and wearing a dirty white shirt with the words "I love Ribs" on it with love as a cartoonish heart.

Hangry addressed Miyashiro through the peephole-

"I haven't had a meal in forever! Are those RIBS?! You look delicious! Mind if I put a little BBQ sauce on you? I got my own recipe."

I heard Miyashiro scream like a girl from the other side of the wall, Hangry had obviously scared him senseless!

The problem was that Hangry had scared several of my peers as well.

"AAAAAH What is that thing?"

"Is it a perverted demon?"

"Ahh it's a perverted villain!"

"Aaaah somebody call a hero!"

I waved all ten of my human arms and both of my giant crab arms as I quickly scuttled in front of the panicking undressed girls stopping them from fleeing.

"Woah woah no need to panic! It's just my quirk! He's an extension of my quirk!" I explained.

One of the girls questioned incredulously "You're a crab monster girl yet you can summon horrors like that? Your quirk makes no sense! You're a freak!"

Komori came to my defense "Scarlet chan is NOT a freak! Her quirk is a fascinating unique quirk! And besides she scared off Miyashiro with it so that's a major plus!"

Another girl spoke up while pointing angrily at Hangry "But now we're sharing the room with that-that abomination!"

Hangry walked up to said girl and snorted "No need to be rude pal, I'm just your average friendly rib eating pig, would you girls mind if I can have atleast a bite of your ribs each? I did save you from a peeping tom after all"

"Eeek and he's a fucking cannibal too!" Screeched another girl.

"Hangry you can't eat people here!" I scolded.

"But I'm hungryyy" whined Hangry.

This Incident was resolved when I unsummoned Hangry and sent him back to the Mascot Mayhem pocket dimension in my quirk "Go eat ribs back in Mascot Mayhem"

Needless to say this incident combined with my previous staring made me unpopular amongst my fellow girls.

But at least I had my friends Komori and Kendo.

AUTHORS NOTES

So what did you taters think? This is a self insert story where a self insert not only gets insekaid but gets genderbent while isekaid too!

This story is partially MEANT to be a smut story with a lesbian harem for the MC, said lesbian harem will have.

Itsuka kendo

Kinoko komori

Yui kodai

Momo yaoyorozu

Tsuyu asui

Kyoka jiro

Mei Hatsume

Nejire hado.

SO THATS THE HAREM! SO SMUT, ACTION, WEEB, AND OTAKU REFRENCES GALORE!

LATER TATERS!