The Journal of Edward Cullen

by LogladyJ

Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended. Rated M for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references.

186. Chapter 186: Extra Virgin part 35

I hope my sex library hurries up and arrives soon. Time is ticking!

I have readied my hat.

Everything is in order.

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A/N: Get to see Edward's hat.

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