A deranged man blames Butler for the death of his young daughter and he knows exactly how to get his revenge. Warnings for violence. Artemis is over 18.

In which Juliet and Artemis use Butler as a heater.

Artemis Senior reflects on his past and the people he’s lost as he deals with his own current insecurities regarding his wife and son. Takes place between books 4 & 5 , as well as decades before then. More action than the description reflects. There will be violence.

A collection of random, hilarious and mostly OOC oneshots that will have you laughing (maybe cringing too) while I experiment with the utterly improbable for the Fowl universe. Latest; Foaly has been trying for months on end, but the magical night finally comes when he actually hacks into Artemis's diary. Taking requests; even the weirdest ones, so bring it on.

Julius Root was once young, impulsive, reckless and stupid- well, maybe not stupid. Root liked to think that at fifty years old, fresh out of the Academy, he was a smarter rookie than most. Julius was once young, promising and at the top of his class. Then the Academy's only female elf, the headstrong and doubly promising Raine Vinyáya, broke a flight speed record.

Artemis Fowl has been murdered by a vague creature, what else? It seems that a dead pixie has been resurrected and without the criminal mastermind and hero of the fairy people against the creature and a resurrected villain. Foaly and Holly must take care of it without the help of Fowl. Can they do it, can they save the fairy people from the destruction of the fairy population?

Artemis learns that Holly has a phobia that isn't claustrophobia. Another one-shot. Post TLG.

While investigating a taboo fairy subculture, Captain Short discovers some things she never knew about the people, and herself. Facing awakening desires she'd never dared speak of before, a new view on relations between fairies and humans has her glimpsing a future she never thought possible. Lots of smut!

How much can the eyes say? A/H one shot that's been keeping me awake

It has been months since Artemis was resurrected. Life continues on but his heart yearns for something he never thought possible. Can a certain Elf find a way to love someone like him? Rated M: Violence, Language, and Lemons

I can't remember who I am, let alone your name. I can't remember how I got here. In fact, I remember just one thing. I remember you. Perhaps you can tell me what I'm doing here. Maybe this time you're the one with the answers. Because I'm not. I'm scared. I can't say more scared than I've ever been, but it feels that way. I don't know where I am. Worse, I don't know where you are.

What if the story we all thought we knew was not what we thought it was? What if Colfer toned it down to be more… kid-appropriate? A darker take on the series, starting at book one. Non-con, torture, and darkness galore. M with good reason.

Holly usually hates the cold, but right now, she couldn't even if she tried.

This is the story of Alexander. Ordinary boy by every definition: not a genius, not a criminal, not memorable in any way. This is the story that documents his involvement in every minor incident, secret operation, or cataclysmic event where the name "Artemis Fowl" pops up. This is the story that explains how he went from ordinary boy to anything but, and why it was not told sooner.

After the events of EFAE, Artemis is resting, still trying to heal up from being almost fatally wounded, and Holly is back hard at work. When a new enemy rises, nearly killing Root and abducting Holly's father, and the LEP refuse to help, she realizes there's only one place left to turn. But it seems she'll have to save him from his own issues first... A/H.

After being wiped by the People, Artemis Fowl returned to his old, scheming self. It only made sense someone would try to take him out eventually. But Holly was unprepared for it to happen, let alone what came after. When the 16 year old human disappeared from the hospital, the only logical assumption was that he was dead. Or was he? Rating will go up. Spinoff of FMN by Kellycat77.

Sweet little oneshot that takes place not too long after the events of book two. Artemis drops in to visit his father at the hospital in Helsinki and finds somebody else waiting for him with the same idea.

His father has been missing, presumed dead, for almost a year. With his mother falling deeper and deeper into a state of mental breakdown, Artemis only has one door left to turn to. Oneshot, preseries.

AU Based on "The Hollow Mud Men" story I've adopted. - Lines will be made. Boundaries will be crossed. Morality questioned. How far will a species go to protect themselves? When does it stop being defending yourself, and turn into genocide? Do the ends justify the means? Most importantly, how much is a goodnight sleep worth?

Orion Fowl fit every definition of a typical teenager: born & raised in a fairly normal house, had a fairly normal family, and attended a fairly normal school—with a lot of emphasis on the "fairly normal". But that was life then, life now was the complete opposite. It was time to put the past behind and focus on making new memories—in time. At present, she wasn't in the mood.

Minerva reflects on the events of TLC and the meaning of her family's name.

Human AU. Within the span of a few months, Holly loses everything, and both her parents are either presumed dead or dying, leaving her alone to fend for herself. She's struggling until she finally manages to land a job that seems perfect - a live-in maid, in the one and only Fowl Manor. But she soon realizes she signed up for more than she bargained for. A/H! Rating will go up!

Everything hurt. But then it was clear. There he was- an Irish male, a DEAD Irish male, breathing once more.

For Commander Trouble Kelp, normal life consists of piles of work, keeping his officers in line, and of course, managing his love life. If anything is certain, nothing is easy for the elf, especially considering his relationship is rocky at best. He has decisions to make and fast, before he finds himself caught up in the flames. Set one year after The Last Guardian.

Holly has been forced to take sick leave after coming down with a virus that took out a good portion of the office. It doesn't affect humans so Foaly decided to call in some help because Short has a problem with following orders.