Exactly what the title says. After his father leaves on a business trip and doesn't return, Artemis decides to track him down himself. Where he tracks him to is the People. How he plans to get him back... well, it seems simple to do a swap and trade, until he tries and gets a little more than he bargained for...

A collection of Artemis Fowl smuts. Yay. Some are kind of a what-if scenario. All characters have been aged up when necessary. This means Artemis and Minerva are both 18. I hope you enjoy.

A rift in time changes the events at Fowl manor, the Last Guardian is thrust back in time to fix it. He knows what he must do, but the question is... is it necessary?

Trouble asks Holly out. Holly misinterprets him. And Artemis ruins everything for Trouble. Not H/T. Please review!

Alternate title: The One Where Artemis Is More Of A Genius And As A Result Becomes A Normal Kid. 'Artemis Fowl wasn't an idiot. He knew he would have enemies. He also knew the best plan of attack is one of surprise. He acts accordingly. He prefers being underestimated to being dead.' In which Artemis is just a little bit smarter than canon, and that one IQ point changes everything.

A One-Shot that I wrote when I was really bored. I guess its kind of parody-ish. Artemis is forced to take Myles and Beckett shopping. Holly turns up and stuff happens. Please review. Crackfic.

At the tender age of 8, Artemis vowed to never let his emotions get away from him, to never feel so much he would put people in danger. To never use his powers if not absolutely necessary. And so he did, banishing his emotions from his heart and incasing himself in armor made of ice.

Our decisions in the past affect the present and change the future, everything that happens to us is the consequence of choice. Echoes of events that occurred ten thousand years ago sound louder each day. Evil raises head and spreads wings. The People face the threat of genocide, but there's a human who's always ready to help his little friends. It's Artemis Fowl II

As Artemis and Holly's wedding draws closer, the past comes back to life in the most unexpected way. Holly faces challenges that she could never even imagine happening. Will it be too much for her? Will all of it tear the couple apart? And, on a separate note, what is Juliet hiding from everyone?

La mission est simple. Voler jusqu'à l'antenne, pirater le signal, le dériver en partie sur Haven-ville, et revenir. Sans laisser de traces. Cependant... D'Arvit, pourquoi faut-il que les missions les plus banales soient toujours celles avec des imprévus ? /Holly Short one-shot/

The devastating war between the worlds can only be won by the human race when a new threat arises to the magic of the People. With hostages, time-space and warfare in the mix, Artemis Fowl has a maze of interconnected problems to deal with and a web of battles to win; but all he wants, all both sides want right now, is Holly Short on their side.

Years after Artemis dies, Holly is still reminded of him. Sometimes the reminder is pretty obvious. Future fic. Oneshot. Not sad, really, just bittersweet.

After the tumultuous events of TLG Artemis is putting himself back together, Hopefully you like it, Read and review please :) (constructive criticism welcome) ALSO: disclaimer: I own nothing related to the Artemis Fowl universe

In an alternate universe, Artemis Fowl Jr. is an elf. In an alternate universe, Opal Koboi is still pixie. With a loving family, Artemis grew up in Haven to be an innocent young boy. A young boy a certain pixie fell in love with. Consequently, that pixie will stop at nothing to corrupt him into hers.

Trouble didn't always hate Artemis this much, did he? Maybe a date with a colleague wasn't the best idea. Set between TTP and TAC

Years in the future, two friends are prompted into a discussion about who they are to each other. A/H

After the events of The Last Guardian, Artemis' life went upward, along with society. But when he is contacted once again by the Fairy People, he is once again thrust into a new plot to bring the fairy world to its knees. Spoilers (duh). Rated T because I am paranoid.

Artemis hasn't talked to the People in 17 years after a fight with Holly. Now his friends have been kidnapped. Will Artemis come to the rescue?

Artemis has spent years focusing on his education and contributing to the new Fowl Legacy of philanthropic pursuits. He avoids intimate relationships with other humans, finding them too dull compared to the secret magical world he has come to cherish... that is, until he meets Ena. There's something unusual about the reluctant socialite and he must discover her secret.

After the giant crickets, the possessed animals, the kiss, and the gamble that cost Artemis Fowl his life. Winning always comes with a price.

After waking up from what should have been his eternal sleep someone created a website about Artemis Fowl and the civilians of the people have found out about Artemis. He has been waiting to see his family. However he has a lot of unanswered questions Artemis Fowl (Honestly this is so old I forgot the plot)

(Sequel to BMBE, set after TTP but before TAC) A few years have passed since Orion first came to light and Time Paradox has recently ended. Young Opal is now on the loose and has a new plan, Orion is acting OOC, and Artemis is scared that he might hurt those he loves most. But with his betrayal to Holly, how can he hurt her (or himself) even worse? Can they repair things or not?

Alternate Ending for The Last Guardian (TLG). After dying Artemis steals Opal's remaining black magic and sends his soul back in time.

T for violence. Written as if up to the second book happened but none of the others. Artemis is back to his old schemes, but why? In trying to find out, Holly makes a rash decision that could jeopardize much more than just her own life. In the end... things get out of control and going into a downhill spiral quickly.

A story can have a happy or sad ending. Sometimes, when they're both, victory is often bittersweet and the tears of war roll down past smiling lips. Drabbles with genres like the title suggests, but not overdosed angst or painfully dark. A/H with some twisted plans for revenge, a bit of muttered humor, feasible plots and the sweet, sweet scent of grass and citrus.