Artemis has just recently found out he has feelings for Butler. The only problem is that Butler gets married in a week. Will Artemis be able to win the heart of the love of his life, or be doomed to see the man he loves wed someone else as he falls deeper into depression. (might contain slash and/or maybe character death in the later chapters)

What happens if you add some chaos to an already existing one? Apparently more chaos. How do you do that? Simple: combine Artemis Fowl and Holly Short. The solution? A little girl that could be your worst nightmare, or at least, Foaly s. Didn't the centaur always fear that someone someday could read his mind? Apparently Lyra Fowl is already capable of doing so...

Tragic events break down Artemis, and he's in dire need of a friend. Holly doesn't believe that it's serious, and Artemis is left on his own to deal with it. (Warning: Mildly dark topics) Set after The Time Paradox, potentially A/H

Opal has struck again and her one goal: get revenge on Artemis Fowl.

It was a dark and stormy night, and the fairy, she sat on the hill.

Post TAC. Opal escapes prison with the help of her younger self and they kidnap Artemis, who is in treatment for Atlantis Complex, and brainwash him. He becomes the leader of her growing army and helps her take over the world. Holly have to stop then AND save Artemis, if she can.

Tragedy marks Holly Short's life. Her mother, Coral Short, was the last piece of family she had left, precious and irreplaceable. To lose her was to lose everything, and yet fate had no sympathy, nor did time. In this terrible tragedy Holly would find her true path in life, in her mother's footsteps, and that path would lead her to a boy named Artemis Fowl. Rated T for Lang & V.

Artemis contemplates life...sort of. And also, some other things happen. Parings if you close one eye and tilt your head a bit to the left. Oneshot requests are now open!

Artemis and Holly have been captured, and Koboi is dangerously close to destroying the space-time continuum. But then something goes wrong... (No, not the Doctor) (1-shot)

"What is the worst that could happen if something goes wrong this time?", Angelina demanded to know. "Minor explosions, maybe some toxic elements spreading inside the mansion and well, or I could destroy gravitation in a smaller area." Artemis answered. "What are you working on!" "Like I already confirmed, I am working on Holly's present."

When Holly had been called by Foaly early in the morning, because the LEP needed her even on her day off, she was prepared for everything. It was pretty often her well deserved breaks were cut short because of an emergency; criminals do not care about your work-life balance, commander Root had told her once. Yes she was prepared for everything, such was her life. Or so she thought.

He's a genius. He's a criminal mastermind. He's a millionaire. And he has never been on a date before. Though, it's not a real date. After all he and Holly are best friends… On the other hand neither of them ever has been out to drink some coffee without having to save the fairy civilization either.

A little pairing involving Arty and Holly. Takes place a year after TLG. This is how I imagine Arty getting his memory back.

Artemis Fowl has been invited to attend a dinner party in Haven along with several of his friends only to be thrown into another adventure to save not just the people or humanity but all life that exists.

I want the gold to be prepared if Cudgeon's plan goes wrong. Try to win all my supporters for my plan. I'm pretty sure Lope will be on our side, Cahartez too and maybe even Vinyáya. She always had a fondness of me. I am good looking after all. "You can t be serious!" "I never make any jokes", Root claimed, without flinching an eyelash. "Never."

Artemis eats a rare delicacy ;) [Artler]

A young centaur comes knocking at the Fowls' door, looking for safety from an enemy. Only she's no centaur. And this 'enemy' isn't just another fairy out to get her. It's something bigger. And it's getting stronger. As if the pressure isn't high enough, there's also a really awesome species at risk of extinction. Not the best summary I've ever written. T for language and stuff.

Holly gets a call from Artemis in the middle of the day, so she flies to the manor as quickly as possible... she knows it must be urgent. But why EXACTLY is he so desperate to see her? Is it more... or much, much less important than she thinks?

Artemis and Butler have fallen for each other. The only problem is that Artemis Fowl senior isn't exactly an Artler fan. Now Artemis must choose between his birthright and the man he desires in this epic battle of family vs. love. Artemis/Butler slash. Yaoi lemon.

Small stupid one-shot I got bored review how ya want rated T for some reason

Artemis, Athena, and Trevor now know they are the Greek gods of their world. Their mission? To find the others. (This is the last installment of a trilogy that starts with my story 'The Other Magical Creature' which you don't HAVE to read, but I would say that you should read the 2nd installment 'Athena's Inter-dimensional Adventure', because it explains things you should know.

I feel that there is not enough stories about Butler and the academy, this is my attempt at remedying that. Chap.3; Routines

Trouble Kelp was supposed to be having a good day. But then he remembers he lost a bet, and his brother won't give him a moment of peace, and he still has to be on time for his date.

Artemis Fowl II. Juvenile genius, fairy trapper, savior of the People (on numerous occasions)…and big brother to two troublesome twins. Yup, reduced to headache-inducing babysitting. Brilliant. Of course, the appearance of an old friend during a fierce storm tends to make things a bit more interesting… Rated K friendship/family

A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!