Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone flirted with Commander Root? Well I did. Lot's of awkward situations for the commander, and of course everyone else finds it hilarious! ;)

Artemis Fowl II has died and been resurrected. But Foaly has had a hand in the proceedings. When Artemis finds out how will it affect the LEPRecon captain that he cares so much about? And what happens when aliens, from Zegna invade? Artemis is facing one of the greatest challenges of his career, and this time, he may not win.

A series of murders have been commited all in the name of Fowl. The killer has never been found to exist, until it finds obsession with an escaped victim. Can Artemis stop the murders before it's too late? Or will he fall victim as well? (takes place after The Time Paradox)

Artemis Fowl is recovering from the effects of the Atlantis Complex. But action has finally died down, and for the first time since they met Artemis and Holly have nothing to do. What frustrations and emotions will be revealed in these dull moments between adventures? Rated T for romance and mild violence. Set between Books 7 and 8.

Holly has an important realisation, but it's weight is too much for her to bear, so she panics and breaks something fragile. How will Butler and Foaly fix it? But in the end, who will truly fix that which has been broken?

Artemis Fowl II and Minerva Paradizo, a match made in heaven, NOT! When Holly realises her love for Artemis, she wishes that Artemis would just open his eyes, and see what he has been looking for has been in front of him the whole time! For a genius, he sure can be stupid sometimes!

Artemis is plotting once more, but this time, Holly Short, his best friend is actually helping him, and agreeing with his plans. What exactly has happened, and what events are about to transpire?

To save his friends time and strife, Artemis writes all their official post-crisis incident reports. This arrangement works well for everybody, until suddenly it doesn't.

Artemis invents a new machine called a Molecular Structure Disrupter on Halloween night. But things go terribly wrong when three innocent trick-or-treaters stop by...

Parody of the song "misfit" from Rudolph. I know it's not Christmas time yet but this was all I could write with my sickness at the moment. it's short. sorry. I don't own anything. rated T for cursing

Artemis and Butler, to prevent possible defeat in the future, go back in time (with the LEP's permission and help) to Milwaukee, 1990, to convince one lurking serial killer not to kill one of his victims... But, of course, Fowl's plan never quite works out as he expects...

Artemis breaks up with Minerva after an important realisation. What will Minerva's reaction be? What was this realisation? And what will happen next? And I can tell you now, that realisation is not corny in any way. MinervaXartemis fans, do not read this fic. AHers will not like this fic until the end. You have been warned.

"My beautiful, beautiful Holly. How could I ever forget these memories? These treasured recollections?" -Treasured Recollections "Of course I accept you, Artemis. Why wouldn't I?" "Because I think I love you." -Remember When...

After all he had been through, Artemis II thought he was prepared for the worse but apparently he was wrong; there are concepts even a genius like him can't fully grasp. His life is already full twists to begin with but when a certain visitor came with a dreadful news, he found himself in the most important turning point ever wherein every decision is crucial. (Discontinued)

Everyone knows about the Atlantis Complex. But while Artemis is cured, someone else now has to fight a battle within their own mind. And Artemis might join them after all!

Now Fowl faces a series of problems, including a rather embarrassing one. Will the screwing over never end for him? Will he finally catch a break? Or will his life always be this screwed up? T coz theres some teen humor XD A/H

A series of one-shots following Artemis and Holly as they continue to affect one another's lives: friendship, romance, and the inevitable conflicts, with character cameos for added zest.

An AF fanfic, Artemis is back but two more join the group finding out about the people with findings of someone trying to kill a group of seemingly unconnected fairies and humans. My first fanfic

The fowl family and fairy friends go on a fancy beach trip or so some thought. Is Artemis really that low. Angeline plans a trip to a farm for her family to experience a life of hard work, and labor. Artemis doesnt want to go so he decides if he has to be miserable he might as well make his fairy friends miserable. (UNDER REWRITE)

St. Bartleby School of Young Gentlemen is not for young gentlemen anymore. Welcome to the co-ed St. Bartleby for Fine Students! All of them seem to be at place now... They are wrong. Join the gang as they have been invited to discover the 'Great Secrets'.

What do Holly and Artemis do between and within disasters? Delivered fat and fluffy. Chapter 5 up after so long, For those of you who bared the wait. I congratulate thee.

Artemis is feeling tense and worn out from his new family responsibilities, so he calls on Butler for some refreshments. Little does he know he's about to get a lot more than that. One-Shot, MA Sexual Content, takes place after TLG.

Artemis is not one for holidays; never has been, never will be. But on the scariest holiday of all, there might be one that can change his mind... if not at least force him to participate. HxA, Halloween, ,, Written by Cynthia Darling and J

All those little things. Artemis and co. My first fanfic :) Un-beta'd drabbles and one shots. A/H Chapter 4 up!

A darker take on what happens when Artemis Fowl falls in love. dark!Artemis (?)