Look out for that guy with the bat.

Ian is either very hard to kill, or Yassen needs to reevaluate his methods. (Warning: crack and OOC, because obviously Yassen is a better assassin than this)

Alex Rider makes a list. Then Thinks about who he is. Own nothing

"What do you do best Alex Rider?" with Jack dead, mi6 leaving him alone, Alex tries to go back to a normal lifestyle. But when an organization approaches him about a school he accepts. Mostly because, "who really killed Jack?"

Scorpia Rising changed him. For better. For worse. Nobody knows. But now, four years later, their back and out to get him. 19 year old Alex Rider, MI6's best agent, teenage superspy, is sent to the only place on Earth that could possibly protect him. Brecon Beacons. As K-Units unofficial fifth member returns as their official fourth member, how much more changes can Alex take?

Summary: 17 year old Tom Harris joined mi6 at age 16 as a gadget master in training. 17 year old Alex Rider thought the man was dead, but proved wrong when he has to go on a mission. slash? idk

Alex explains why K-Unit should not die for him.

What if Leslie Nielsen was a teen-age spy? What if privets and minuets were actually a recurring theme in fiction? What if a sleep-deprived person were given access to an FFN account? Why are you asking me?

When Alex Riders new life with the Pleasures is interrupted, he realises there is only one place on Earth he is truly safe. MI6. But with Alan Blunt gone, and Tulip Jones reluctant to use the 15 year old teen, will he be forced to return to normal life? Or will he voluntarily go on more missions for MI6? Between old friends, new enemies, and an unlikely source, Alex Rider is back.

Tony Thompson just wanted to get a job at a bank and escape past prejudices. He never expected to be pulled, kicking and screaming, into the espionage world. And it was all because he recognized Alex. (A very tired one-shot onsie) (Please also refer to this year's fic exchange that I'm setting up)

named the deadly Hunter. his life is slowly dwindaling... Born of the light Helen Beckett can you save John Rider's soal?

Tom and our favorite assassin stuck in confined space for an extended period of time? Great. One-shot. Plot holes galore but this story is purely meant for comedic entertainment. Enjoy!

Alex Rider has settled into his role as an official MI6 agent, complete with benefits. He's managed to keep his profession separate from his school life so far, but that all goes down the drain when a familiar face appears at an assembly on human biology with one goal - capture Alex Rider. Rated for language and violence. A threeshot.

Decisions had been made, actions had been taken. Everyone involved had one thing in common. They all said it was over. But, decisions and actions have consequences, for as one door closes, another must surely open. Series of connected one shots.

CO-WRITTEN with jaylene.olebar.3 We would love to hear your thoughts! Yassen has one last job to do before he disappears for good, because unlike popular belief he has conscious and a secret.

Alex makes a discovery that will change his life forever. Maybe being sent to Brecon Beacons was a good thing after all, otherwise he might not have found his family.

Alex slumped back in his chair. It was quite comfortable. "I don't understand why you're making a fuss about this. My plan worked. We got him." Wolf snorted. "That's not the point! Look at you, bleeding all over my carpet." [A series of drabbles inspired by prompts. Anything goes; maybe even some crossovers.]

Based on "Deceptions" by Philip Larkin. A crude "Deceptions" summary. One-shot till further notice. Was Alex more deceived or was Che- Him- more deceived? Was the raped or the rapist more deceived? Warning: Non-con, no explicit content but mentions of it, angst

Infiltré auprès d'un des plus grands pontes de la mafia russe, Alex est chargé d'une dangereuse et mystérieuse mission. Mais derrière la façade de l'hôtel particulier où il s'est introduit se trament des desseins dont il ignore l'exacte teneur, et sa tâche pourrait bien s'avérer beaucoup plus difficile qu'il ne l'avait prévu...

After returning from a mission, all Alex wants to do is go back to Ben's house and sleep...something that is hindered by the older spy's rather unexpected guests. T for language. Note: can be seen as very, very mild Alex/Ben slash. Oneshot.

When Alex couldn't take it anymore, he left a few letters for his friends. One-shot. (Warning: Dark themes)

Why had MI6 stuck him with wolf of all people? well wolf's name was James now. Alex starts the day with a bang wolf is happy *shocker* this day wouldn't be that bad would it? Well let's leave that lovely thought up to k-unit. (This is my first fic be nice, pretty please) :-)

"Are you...?" It's probably Alex's response to that question that demonstrates just how much he and his life have changed over the years.

Alex has a grudge against Scorpia. They tortured him for months and now he'll stop at nothing to turn the tables on them. He wants them destroyed and he wants revenge.

Alex is away on a mission, leaving Jack at home alone, when one of the spy's many enemies comes calling...Oneshot. Written for Doctor'sLittleDalek's 'Oneshot Onesie.'