Playlist on shuffle. Hands on keyboard. Result? A series of oneshot drabbles concerning Artemis and Holly. *Credits to whoever owns the image.*

Que pasaría si mayordomo tuviese que salir por un tiempo? Artemis aceptaría?

Love is an armistice, and occasionally it acts as the end of one. - AU in which Minerva's ticking days off in some boring little prep school and Juliet's something of a not-so-local bad girl. Terribly archetypical, of course. - JulietxMinerva - Oneshot.

Post-The Last Guardian so SPOILERS! Now that he has reviewed his past, Artemis Fowl the Second must make a choice. A series of short one shots that make a whole story. Slight Artemis/Holly at the end. COMPLETE!

While at his brother's funeral, Myles dreams of a life that he once had.

Artemis Fowl, now 16, is faced with something mind-blowing: a normal life. Will he be bored out of his mind, or will normal life be as challenging as facing down Koboi? Takes place instead of TAC NOT an A/H fic.

Artemis meets Louisa who seems to know more about fairies and magic than most people. When she gets kidnapped by a sprite conducting experiments on humans and fairies, Artemis begins to unravel Louisa's mysterious past. Will Artemis to connect the dots in time to save Louisa and keep the People from being exposed?

On Holly's routine visit to check on Artemis, she ends up in a ticklish situation.

Minerva said that she had forgiven herself for kidnapping No1 as it would cause health problems. But has she forgiven herself for causing Artemis' death? Two years on, when Artemis was given up for dead, this young genius suffers from depression and makes a desperate attempt to undo what she has done. Will she succeed, or just makes things worse-in the present and the past?

Sabrina has an almost perfect life. But not knowing who her father is really bugs her. She's asked of course, but no one will tell her. She's determined to find out, but unexpected events just might change her life forever...

Artemis is still undergoing treatment underground for the Atlantis Coplex, and he can't sleep. Why? Well, there are four Alters running rampant in his mind, and one's running a gameshow, of all things. So, he has to play along. And find out precisely why cows go 'moo'. One-shot, unless I crank out more

Foaly secretly loves painting, as stated in th Artemis Fowl Files. Sadly Foaly's teacher told him he was no good. This caused Foaly to quit painting. What happens when Foaly takes up the brush again? Just some good ol' fashioned fluff.

Why can't the handsome boy genius seem to find happiness? It always seems to elude him, until he meets a beautiful, baffling young girl who takes him into another wild adventure! dashing Artemis Fowl x mysterious OC!

Everyone knows Artemis Fowl II is a genius. Everyone also knows genii are very...eccentric. This is a collection of drabbles/short stories about our favorite mud boy and some of his quirks. A/H, featuring cameos by Holly, Foaly and others. Chapter 7: In which Artemis conducts research for his latest romance novel.

Artemis Fowl has just went in to his study after being missing for three years to look through his old journels!

Song-fic. My first posted story. Artemis Fowl and the Saltwater Room. Saltwater Room by Owl City. Don't own the song.

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

Even Trouble had never understood why. Now he's dealing with the aftermath. Oneshot I wrote as a bored soon-to-be-college-kid, open to more at author's discretion.

It's fairy mating season, and Holly goes to the surface to have a vacation with Artemis at Fowl Manor. But when love blossoms they must choose between their races and each other... Holly/Artemis rated M for a reason!

Artemis likes looking cold and keeping potential enemies in constant fear of him but what happens when his entire school bears witness to a video that shows that maybe Arty isn't such a bad guy after all. Set after the time paradox. enjoy! Rated K for mentions of violence and mythical creatures

Artemis and Holly enjoy a quiet moment after an adventure. Not just friends but not quite lovers, they are content to wait for answers from eachother.

Myles brings home a boyfriend, but the room he takes him to is already occupied

Holly has been working too hard so Foaly insists she takes a vacation. The vacation doesn't turn out so well. Opal is everywhere! This comes before right after TTP and before TAC.

"Son" she told him. "I want you to meet Holly and Artemis Fowl. they're your biological parents." Apollo was just a normal punk teenager, who loved rock and video games. what will happen to his life when he finds the identity of his parents.

Set just after TAC. One Artemis Fowl intends to rule Haven. One Artemis Fowl intends to prevent this from happening. Trust is a fickle thing when not even your closest friends can tell which is the real "you". That is to say, assuming that one of them is a "fake".