short one shot. If Artemis Fowl ends, this is how i would end it.

Drabbles and one-shots about A.F and other characters.

When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.

Holly comes over to visit Artemis one evening, and he finally takes matters into his own hands. Songfic to Kelly Clarkson's You Found Me, AxH. Oneshot. Please R&R!

Mulch is arrested and in atlantis when he discoveres Opal Koboi is in the next Cell...

M/A/H . The night begins and ends with a dance, but the results are very different. Minerva/Artemis/Holly. Okay, that summery is the worst I've ever written. Just a oneshot about the joys of dancing, even in ways you aren't supposed to. Fluff, not lemon.

"'That was your brother boys. That's my son Artemis.' She relished her next sentence. 'He's come back.'" Artemis' homecoming shortly after The Lost Colony.

“I love you.” Artemis whispered in her ear, as his perfectly manicured hands slid her jacket off her shoulders, exposing her skin to the cool night air that spilt through the open window. AF&OC-Flashback of their relationship.Fluff, but there's still plot

It was a Tape. A simple little black video casset. Little did Butler know, what would be on that tape. Contians a lemon, and a very eager brown Elf woman.

Drabbles, one-shots, and songfics, oh my! Yes, I said songfics. You got a problem with that? Bite me. Flamers and constructive crit givers welcome! Seriously. Flame me. I enjoy fire.

Felix Wheeler meets a strange Mud girl, who seems to understand Gnommish, and where the People are hiding, has she stolen a book like the infamous Artemis Fowl? or does she simply know too much?

Um navio afundando, milhares de latas de refrigerante perdidas. Uma Mafya por trás. Um milionário melancólico. Pensamentos de Artemis Fowl I antes de desaparecer nas águas do ártico. Oneshot

Alexandra Fowl is the twin brother of Artemis. However,her father does not want a daughter. He wants a perfect heir,and Alexandra, with her innocence and sense of right and wrong, is not that heir. So what to do with Alex?

Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!

IT IS SOOO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS! PLEASE READ! it's just totaly random. !FINISHED!

-Oneshot- "It was reported today that an assassination attempt was made on Artemis Fowl the Second earlier this morning..." Post TTP. AU

Artemis writes a letter that will never be read. Rated T just in case.

When Artemis was a child, the world could not touch him. Now he’s older and, when Butler can’t stop all the blows anymore, Artemis learns to strike back. Slash DBAF.

Sometimes we fairies don't notice things are getting bad until it's too late. Sometimes despite knowing that something is going down, we chose to ignore it. Then, when it is too late, who will save us when the very best one is gone?

Well, as the title suggests, Artemis gets a pimple. Artler, slash, one-shot.

Looking after your brothers for the weekend is no problem. Having them nearly destroy your home is fine. Your parents walking in on you in bed with someone else isn't. ArtemisHolly

Artemis and Holly confess their feelings to each other. WARNING: Deep romantic description involved! Pls r/r. Im new to fanfiction. Constructive criticism encouraged. Pls read. Sorry i suck at summaries.

After Artemis sells his new splicing gun to Damian Skylar, Skylar plots his takeover of Haven. Can Artemis, Holly, Mulch, Doodah, and Foaly save the day? K to keep the mood. Review!

Artemis ventures out into the public eye for the first time since his return. And promptly regrets it. Annoying gossiping busybodies.

“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."