Holly is thinking about her life on her sixtiest wedding anniversary. Fluffy A/H oneshot.

In this foot and retina scrubbing hilarious comedy, Artemis Fowl finds himself making excuses on how he died in the bathtub while Percy needs to eat nutritious and delicious Fish Oil tablets and Root disintegrates into an eyeball floating next to Holly ..

My first attempt at fanfiction. Oneshots, all characters, suggestions/feedback much appreciated. New chapters up! Artemis downloads some new music.

The Chase family has a daughter, Diana. They will be staying at Fowl manor for her school term at the newly mixed St. Bartelby's. Diana is overjoyed to meet her parents' old friends but Artemis...not so much. Artemis/OC

It's the LEP's 5000th anniversary, and there is a ball. With Caballine in the mix, who knows what will unfold? Rating may increase later. Spoilers For Time Paradox!

this is what happens when artemis goes back to school

This is the years at the academy with Holly, Chix, Trouble, and Grub. What brought Holly and Trouble together, and what tore them appart. Old elfin tribes are greater than the people thought. HxT I USED TO BE Roman-Son-Of-Truth. NEW CHAPTER AFTER SO LONG!

A Parody of KT Tunstall's Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree for Artemis Fowl. No spoilers, unless you haven't read the first book. And honestly, if you haven't, why are you here?

MAJOR SPOILER FOR THE TIME PARADOX. That's basically it. Enjoy.

The year is 2106. It's going great for Holly, her career, her lovelife, ect... but when a human discovers the Lower Elements, she needs help. And she must realize that she'll need to go back in time, and ask Artemis for assistance...

Just... don't ask. Random bit of... something.

Holly has spent sixty years without him. She reflects both their lives and feelings.

ArtemisxOC Tara Hart is a girl with a mission. A certain lemur whom she was attached to disappeared. And she's traced it to Artemis Fowl. He's got a lot to answer for in her mind. And he's got to come up with a plausible excuse to save his eternity code!

Hogwarts believes Artemis is a wizard because of the magic in his blood. He hears from his friends about a powerful man, and only one seems to be against him, Draco Malfoy. One negative comment, the guy cant be that bad, or can he? Spoilers from HP6 & AF5

When the Fowl group is stuck on a crashing plane and someone will have to be left behind...who will it be? WARNING: There will be LOTS of laughing! humor

This story may contain explicit descriptions of or advocate one or more of the following: murder, morbid violence, forbidden romances, bad grammar, slander, treason, deviant sexual conduct, or consumption of alcohol/illegal drugs. Then again, it may not.

Arty has married Minerva. What happens when Holly wants to take a quick look at his life a few years later? AH, some AM... songfic oneshot.

Ten years after Holly's unexplained departure, 28 year old Artemis spends his time carrying out his same old routine. Until he meets someone that causes him to rethink his life. Can a man change, or do old habits die hard? UPDATE - appearance from Holly!

Porque Artemis puede responder a todo lo que le pregunten sus hermanos.

Hidden Secrets is one of Havens greatest rock bands. That is until their lead singer ends up moving! Now Trouble has to find a new lead singer. It's so much better than the summary. Plz read!

What if at age eleven Artemis found out he was a wizard? How long does it take one child genius to mess up The Sorcerer's Stone? My first story, please review! -THIS IS DEAD. IT IS NEVER UPDATING. EVER. I HATE IT NOW.-

Foaly does a little reminiscing on a broken relationship. Particularly on one that little people know about.

Artemis Fowl puts an end to his problems. Once and for all. Major angst. Oneshot.

An accurate documentary on what events occured in chute E37 on the fateful day that Julius Root was 'sploded.

Set after Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox, Artemis examines his relationship with Holly Short. He hates himself for manipulating her like he did. Isn’t there someway he can show her exactly how he truly feels? Spoil Warning: excerpts from TP are referenced