Don't know if this has been done before, but this is what the gnommish at the bottom of the pages of Artemis Fowl sais.

Yay! Chapter 2 finally up....3 up as soon as possible!

Quand un vampire se mêle des affaire d'un Fowl ou d'un de ses ami, il ne s'en sort pas si facilement. A vérifier. Fanfic pour le moment peu avancée, pas bien planifiée, qui aura sans doute des penchants yaoi mais qui en priorité est faite pour le fun :b

“How would you like to know that your entire life was all a lie?” As an impulsive and dynamic girl forces her way into Artemis' life, a mysterious group after Artemis' blood is revealed. Not everything is as it seems... *Now newly edited and rewritten!*

Death cold hands have been playing with the hourglass and altering your lifespan. With each passing second more and more grains of sand fall from the top. Each holding a precious minute of your life. Time's running out. Please R&R. First fic. :

Have you every wondered what a bad villian was like? Well, here is Opal to show you...One-shot! Enjoy!

Measure the distance to your fate; measure the distance from your killer.

From ensorcell to indelible, this series of drabbles is all about words and the drabbles inspired from them. Chapter 6: Sometimes actors pause for dramatic effect though real life is rarely so structured. And sometimes, in real life, a pause lasts forever

One phone call. One voice. One word. And many answers are given to Angeline Fowl after nearly 3 years of mystery and grief. Oneshot

ALERT! NOW UP FOR ADOPTION! Email if u want it! Artemis starts school in Gainesville, Georgia. He there meets a boy who will change his life forever. What's this! BUTLER finds someone to love! Summary sucks. ArtemisXOC ButlerXOC Yaoi Possible Mpreg

has a story, too. This is set back when he was young; so there are many new characters, along with the some of the characters from the original books that we have all come to love. This is mainly a love story.

About Artemis's granddaughter, Artemis Fowl III and her body guard, only he has to find her first! Don is fictional and not very relevant.

Super AU! Artemis has always been soft and fragile, but that doesnt mean he doesnt dominate in other aspects. Like in bed, for instance. ArtyButler

I'll wait for you." Once in a while she would think that she might have something better to do. But under the hum of florescent lights, she would realize that she was only kidding herself. Prequel of Want and Only Faintly

Artemis/Holly and some odd Trouble/holly What happens when Artemis and holly can't have a child. Warning smut

Artemis has been having strange dreams about his bodygaurd that he cant seem to control. What will happen when the dreams begin to haunt him daily? Yaoi, Lemon, Basically plotless. ArtemisButler

Even as they hang the noose in front of her face, all she can think about is fire and poison. Or so they think.

At the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis arranged for future business enterprises with Mulch Diggums. Once again, his business pursuits will cross paths with the LEP recon, particularly one officer named Captain Holly Short. AFHS pairing.

Haven is on the brick of a natural disaster. Commander Short decides to ask for help her long time friend Arty. After 5 years of no contact she sees that he has changed... for good.

Holly considers why she follows Artemis’s wishes. TLC spoilers/cut scene Artemis/Holly

“I live here because I lost something.” the feeling in her chest constricted and squeezed almost painfully. She would question why she was there, and only faintly did she remember that this was a punishment she brought onto herself. Companion of Want

This is a story about the end of Jon Spiro's and Grub Kelp's life.

Minerva decides to start a diary.Starts from Abbot's materialization, will eventually lead up to Artemis' lengthy disappearance.Pre-TLC to the end of TLC.K-plus to be safe.Very sorry, currently on hiatus. Reads and reviews still appreciated!

After being rescued by Holly from a toxic spill, Artemis feels different. He and Holly were covered in sludge, and now they're sprouting tails! Will the others find an antidote before kid and cop become cats?

When young heirs Artemis and Ursula are forcibly wed, they must keep up appearences to cope with something even scarier than facing a crowd of hungry trolls: Aristocratic society. Rated for later chapters. This is an OC story.