just pointless stuff to do with me and my friends meeting him. things get pretty OOC...rating incase.

ARTEMIS FOWL and HARRY POTTER crossover fanfic. Oneshot. I've always wondered what would happen if Artemis Fowl went to Hogwarts? Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, what do they think of him? And how about the Sorting Hat dissecting his mind? Read and review.

Don't know if this has been done before, but this is what the gnommish at the bottom of the pages of lost colony sais

ARTEMIS FOWL fic. After The Lost Colony. What happens? I'll tie up all the loose ends Eoin Colfer left behind, like what happened to Minerva and Holly? The twins? Arty's age? I based this fic off the information released about Book 6. PLEASE READ & REVIEW

This takes place directly after the Lost Colony. Artemis goes home, meets his younger siblings, deals with the change.

In the sequel to IYSAG, Tessa is back! And this time, she isn't any happier than the last. The pink haired teen has a taste for vengeance and will stop at NOTHING to get what she wants! With her trusty friends and Kahn, will everyone get a happy ending?

When Artemis Fowl meets two travelers from another universe, things start to get interesting. Artemis FowlHis Dark Materials crossover.

Previously called Artemis Fowl and the Destined Love. AFHP crossover. Spoilers! Post TLC HBP, pre DH . There is a scroll that can unify the world and Arty and Holly must save the world again. See profile for full summary [Adventure] [Romance] [AH]

The third story in the Fairywings trilogy but with enough reviews I might make it a series. It's time for the Fowls to return to Ireland. The couldn't have picked a worse time. The demons want revenge... R&R!

Artemis is being followed by little people dressed up in banana suits. He doesnt think much of it until Butler puts on e on, too. One with pink leggings. But theses Banana Brigaders want something more than money. Please review!

Three weeks previous, Holly Short and Artemis Fowl had agreed to become boyfriend and girlfriend. Then, Opal Koboi escaped from prison and humanized everyone. Holly is now trying to get to the surface so that she can talk with Arty. Will she be able to sa

Butler's POV of Artemis's life while he grows up.

Evil potatos! Holly is triggerhappy! Artemis is a wintah' flowah! You have to read to understand, but even then, you most likely still won't! Abandoned. Srry ppl!

A revealing interview with the bodyguard himself.

I dont have a disclaimer on each chapter so I DONT OWN ANYTHING. Ok, Artemis and the gang get dragged into a game of truth or dare, they sleep over, Artemis in a dress, chaos ensues. So,hope you like it. R&R, HollyxArty

Artemis finds out that he has to spend the summer with his cousin. His annoying, sporty cousin. Then his cousin, Jack finds out about the People and Artemis has to take him along to save the world. How will he save the world with an annoyance? COMPLETE!

After LC. I suck at summaries: Anastasia thinks she can save the already dead commander and make her cousin happy. Foaly can't help. Solution? Threaten Artemis Fowl into throwing them both into the adventure that may end in a slow and painful death.

It's Holly's first week at the LEP as a captain. She's really happy but has a couple of adventures. From test driving wings, to catching rogue gnomes to going on a date with Trouble Kelp. All in all a very eventful week. Complete.

foaly dies and in his will he requests artemis take his place.possible artemisholly rated t for later chapters.my first fic hope u likeytheres a very weird twist to this lol very..weird...cause im weird muahah

Holly and Artemis make a cooking show

Songfic, Believe by Christine Evans. Holly wanted to make her sister proud, but Jasmine was never around. Holly realized it wasn’t going to happen when her sister left. Years after, Holly decided to follow her own dreams.

Artemis Fowl is back and this time there’s no limits.When Holly and Artemis return from Hybras, they find a lot of things have changed. Not long after their return, Ark Sool teams up with Opal Koboi and they plan to send the world into a cross species war

Artemis Fowl has just remembered about magic and everything about it. But then while on vacation a wizard puts an obedience spell on him. How will he cope? A HPArtemis FowlElla Enchanted crossover. Please read and review!

Artemis has been dreanming a lot lately, especially about two particular girls. . HollyArtemis some MinervaArtemis. More HA, of course. I might change rating later. SPOILERS

[Remix, oneshot] A word, the first word that registers in my newly conscious mind, leaves his pale lips. “Perfection.” The word repeats itself on mine. Perfection. [AFxOC]