Cupid Valentino, the love fairy, has cast a spell on Artemis. Kiss a girl in seven days, or die. With no way to stop Cupid, it looks like Artemis only has one choice... But he's Artemis Fowl, how hard could it be? Yeah...you're right, he's doomed.

The title pretty much explains it. These are a collection of drabbles that are all AU. First drabble: What if something went wrong with Artemis' mind wipe?

Artemis' mother falls in love with the Harry Potter books and sends Artemis off to a new 'Hogwarty school' as his mother so insanely put it. Artemis is all alone, with only a bag full of clothes and gadgets, a horrible hoodie, and a bunch of hormones.

Artemis has gone to London without Juliet or Butler, and when a shipment of recovered fairy technology is intercepted from London, Holly is sent to see what Artemis knows. From Holly's POV. Rhyming and cryptic. Please R&R.

Artemis could have shut the door, but he didn't! [!sigh! kids nowadays!] So what are the consequences of his actions?

Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU

Artemis now 17 is transported to another world where noone is ever how they seem! Sorry bad at summarys. This will eventually be AH u are warned! Section 9 up!

Twenty one year old Artemis Fowl had a perfect life. Everything ran smoothly until his past barged into his life once again. Artemis x Holly. Set eight years after the Arctic Incident.

A story about how Artemis and Holly try to bury their love and find out it doesn't work. ArtyHolly. rated K just to be safe

My attempt at drabbles... in between fics. The fourth one is up... Root gets his revenge on Foaly after his cigars go missing...

songfic, artemisholly song is HighArtemis and holly on fowl grounds at dawnArtemis' POV. ONESHOT

When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.

What do the LEP do when they realise mindwiping Artemis was a mistake?Recomened for swearing and child crulety.

Is a fear of lollipops irrational? ...Well, yes it is. Or is it? ... yes.

Foaly and Artemis and Foaly created a time machine and Ark Sool is going to test it. What happens? Read and find out. I know, bad summary. and oh! the disclaimer's here: I don't own Artemis Fowl and co., and related things.

Just a short little oneshot...'The mirror had been in the Fowl family for years...the poor old mirror hadn’t been used for a long time. It was just sitting there, gathering dust, and waiting…'

Fifty drabbles, one sentence apiece on Artemis and Juliet.

Unexpected happenings after Artemis's mind wipe.. hope you like it!

[ Psychological] Success. He never tasted failure. Youth did not teach him to fall. Yet nor did he find ever reach his goal for he did not know his desire. [Oneshot] Artemiscentric::Edited

Artemis's father succumbed due to 3 years of cancer. While Artemis mourns miserably over this terrible death, he also finds not only mountains of gold that his father has left him but also a another spontaneous surprise, which he had never expected.

PostODAs if Artemis Fowl didn't have enough to deal with...throw in teenage agnst, a cute girl, and a dastardly plot and you've pretty much got a fanfic! R&R!

[Drabble, 100w] Artemis takes over the world economy. Who knew an extended coral metaphor could be taken so far. Who knew there could be this much wordplay in just 100 words.

What happens when Foaly reads the copy of Artemis' memories that he took the day Artemis was mindwiped? AH

[AF] You'd never expected that love would feel like this, would be... like this. ArtemisxAnyone

Are you manly enough? Root, Artemis, Foaly, and Mulch compete for this prestigious title, but how will it end? R&R