Artemis, with Butler's help, uses an exercise bike for the first time. OneShot, no slash. First time ever writing here so be critical please.

Basically, this is my own form of tribute to CERTAIN PEOPLE who died in TOD coughchokeSPOILERWARNINGchokecough...anywho... It's a songfic. R&R...please? I LIKE REVIEWS!

The Adventures of Libby White, Holly's niece. She's be a Mary Sue if not for her amazing levels of annoying prowess. This is HollyFoaly fluffy goodness, don't read if you hate the pairing or are angsty.

Arty and the gang watch lord of the rings, this is their commentary. I'll be honest with you. Its not that good so far....

Artémis se déchaîne: vols, meurtres. Il régresse sans cesse, c’est un monstre. Lorsqu’il mettra en danger le monde des humains et des fées, le seul moyen de l’arrêter sera de lui redonner mémoire, ce dont le nouveau Artémis n’as pas envi. RÉÉDITION

A Holy Trinity within every mortal body. Mind, heart, and that thing we call faith. If one fails, the others must compromise. But perhaps compromise is not enough. Perhaps compromise and lies and ignorance are the destruction of mortals and angels both.

Holly finds out how swear toads came to be. It envoles two Weasley's doing something they're not supposed to be doing. one shot

To kill, or not to kill? [Artemis & Holly, dark, nominated for Best Angst & Best Short in the Orion Awards]

...and as the knife pressed deep, she didn't know whether to be abhorrant or honored.[dark, HollyArtemis, character death, remix]

i really don't know where this is going...just something to pass the time. maybe i'll continue if there are reviews...basically, its artemis fowl going through puberty and discovering what it means to be a normal hormonal boy...

Butlers most prized possessions are stolen! Who can be behind this terrible crime? Please review!

A girl at St. Bartleby's! Preposterous! But she's there, and she seems to be part of an elaborate and strange bloodline...That's somehow connected to the Fowls'. Before Opal Deception Rated just to be safe.

Comment vivre normalement lorsque son patrimoine malchance est un peu trop élevé ? la réponse dans cette fic que j'espère originale

My first fic WOOT! OOC, I know. Pretty much Holly trying to get with artemis, but trouble kelp is in the way because he likes holly too and artemis tries to prove that he's a man to impress holly. I suck at summuries, plz read

PERMANENT HIATUS. I wrote this more than a decade ago, I will not be finishing it. What does Artemis, Butler, and Holly do when you're not looking? Stupid stuff of course! Read this to find out! And understand the fat guy Moe...Warning! Charactors are way OOC and there is much randomness.

A mysterious firebug is running riot around Haven, and when Holly gets in the way of his plans it becomes Root's worst nightmare when, to save her, someone has to make the ultimate sacrifice..

AU! Prequel to Family Secrets. When Judith is blamed for fighting with the Cadet boys, she is sent to Military School. With a stern Sergent, strange bunkmates, and new obstacles, how will she ever survive the next six months? See chapter 14 of Family Secr

Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here; I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe. Permanently incomplete.

A year after the Opal Deception, Artemis goes on one last detour... or is it really the last? Artemis discovers that it isn't easy for him to give up what he had valued so much for so long. Oneshot.

When Root died, a few people decided to keep his memory alive. But their attempts were shoved into storage. Now, fifty five years later, Judith Root, a helpless young intern, finds out many secrets about her family that were hidden from her long ago.Done!

A poem about... you guessed it, remembering. Artemis's POV. Rated K just to be safe. Oneshot

A short oneshot poem about how Holly feels about Artemis. Rated K.

The idea for this fic was actually my friend's, but I'm writing it, so I guess it's a joint effort. Summary: Old enemies…new enemies…kidnappings…and seven hours for a complicated rescue. What will Artemis do?

Discontinued

A OneShot where Artemis is having a bad day, so he turns to his computer. Rated for safety.