They say you're a necromancer whose greed was so great that in exchange for gold, you traded your heart," whispered the lithe, hazel eyed figure. "Your wealth is bathed in blood while your heart decays..."

Even Artemis can learn a thing or two from someone else. SLASH! LEMON! Don't like, don't read.

This is a story about Artemis Fowl hiring two new bodyguards. But, they are not at all what they seem to be.

Trouble and Holly have had their fair share of problems, but fate doesn't seem to agree. Someone is poking more than their nose in where it's not wanted. But who? The future of this series is in your hands now...

The death of Julius Root has affected so many different people in so many different ways. Completed! Please review!

Artemis is off to a new boarding school. there, he meets his exact clone except a girl. are they twins? is it a coincidence? is it a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong? not even i know.

Takes place after the third AF. Artemis regains his knowledge of the fairy people... and yet, he doesn't bother them. Instead, Holly Short watches him go to school and meet someone close to the fairy people... But what happens when they suddenly need him

My version of the Artic Incident.

Just some drabbles I think up of in the middle of the night. Most will pobably be slash. First drabble: two geniuses and intelligent conversations.

Artemis has nightmares, and finally overcoming his pride, our favourite genius seeks help. rnWho’s there to comfort? Well…rnSlightly SLASH, but not much, mostly just ramblings and a lot of hesitation. AB

PoemOne-chapter. Artemis wonders what people really think of him. Are the eyes really the window to the soul?

This is a story about Holly's secret child (no it is not Artemis) tell me is I should continue in a review.

Mulch lay in his jail bed with a huge smile on his face. Tonight he was going to break out of this horrible place. By tomorrow Artemis Fowl will have his memories back and together they will conquer the Mud and Fairy world. - Mulch Chapter One

Artemis regains his memories. An enraged Council sends Holly and Root to abduct and remindwipe him, and the ride back is filled with silence and glares. One-chapter. I don't own Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer does.

One-Shot Its short. What is so great about being Artemis Fowl?

OP spoilers. Holly has to say goodbye to her dearest friend, it's short I know, but something I had to do.

Have you ever wondered if Artemis regained his memories or if he ever did something like helping or falling in love with someone? I have.

5 years after Artemis had his mind wipe, things are suddenly jolted back to focus. Now, he remembers everything, and he's angry...

Artemis dresses up in a school girl uniform and is shagged by Butler. That's a tactless summery... Sorry ppl, I'm tired. R&R!

Something I cooked up in the middle of the night, because I couldn't sleep. You would think Root hated Artemis wouldn't you? But they get along perfectly well when no one's there too see. Slash! OOC. Chapter 2 UP! (Which is chap 3)

He missed her. She needed him. So simple yet so complicated. What happens when Foaly comes up with an invention with unpredictable implications? (Set 5 years after OD)

This is about Mary Sue, a perfect girl. She is well...perfect, so she goes to the Fowl Manor and everyone is annoyed about her and can avoid her tactics! Artemis thinks up of a quick plan to get rid of her and will it suceded? Or will everyone suffer from

Artemis is trying to cope with the loss of his father set after 1.book and him not letting anyone close to him is not helping at all. Warnings: slightly angst, oneshot.

The people are being kidnapped once again and are being ransomed for gold. IOf Artemis isnt doing this, who is? And will the people be just fairytales?

Series of songfics, all of which are by Avril Lavigne starting with Who Knows? Some AH...okay a lot of AH, Please no flames!