Formerly 'Plots of the Sues'. Mocks more than just Sues - Crossovers and pairings also ripped on by the actual characters. Yes, this shall eventually have a plot. Thus far: Undercover!Maid and AH.

A collection of Artemis Fowl short stories and poetry, most of which are either humorous or have a decidedly angsty bent to them. Includes limericks, Arty-torture (Psychological only, of course), a Butler-poem and a one-way AH. Crim stuff too.

sorry all my puter is acting up i cant write for a wsile ! :-( sorry bye oh yea i worte the first chap in my new story but it wont let me create a new 1 so here it is

Artemis finally snaps under extreme pressure and commits suicide in a horrible way. When he emerges once again, he is a completely different Artemis from the one everyone is so comfortable with.

This is a trail run for my story. It will be posted from the 16th of October to the 23rd. If I have piqued your curiosity, see inside for the summary.

A complete waste of time! For idiots who know how to make any sense of completely random stories about absaloutley nothing

Artemis visits relatives in the good ol' USA.

Holly is injured in a shuttle accident that her 25 yr old daughter Amber predicts. A stand alone fic NOT related to Family tree. FINISHED

“You love ruining my life, don’t you?” moaned Holly. Artemis’s memory has returned, but, with a new leader belowground, his little sister is now being used for ransom. A full mindwipe or his sister? Will the LEP assist the Mud Boy after all he's d

Butler attempts to teach Artemis to curse to impress Holly... but he doesn't count on Artemis getting addicted to 'Fowl Language.'

Someone has told criminal Jon Spiro about the People. Holly Short thinks Artemis Fowl the Second is behind it. But is he? With Spiro now insane and planning revenge, could this be the end for Artemis? Chapter 6 up!

Artemis searches for the answer to his strange memories with an eccentric idiotic girl, but the pieces of the puzzle just aren't fitting. Meanwhile, the People are in danger, and the only solution is something that can save them- or destroy them. (Ch 11)

I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while but I had computer problems, but now it's all gone and I can go on the internet at my own home! NOW REVIEW OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN... chap. 7 UP

After the mind-wipe, Artemis is having dreams about people. Short people. They ask him what he remembers. He, obviously, tells them. from the beginning. the very beginning.

When the war begins, which side will Artemis take? It sounds obvious, but it's not! AH in last chapter.

WOW What an original mix! Who would've thought about putting Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter into the SAME STORY? Well, me I guess. So what happens when Harry "visits" the Fowl Manner as an exchange student? Please R&R. COMPLETE! Should there be a sequel?

artemis fowl est tomber gravement malade est ce que Holly va reussir a le sauver ?Chapitre 2 arriver ,et capitre 1 améliorer PLEASE REVIEW

Artemis Fowl, after regaining his memories, goes to Lower Elements, only to be set up by Foaly

Yes, it's about Artemis Fowl does anyone ever wonder why he's called that? from the point of view of a fairy, or sprite, or whatever.

Slash. Mpreg. Will only follow book 1. Butler will do everything and anything for his master, Artemis Fowl the second, but after following Artemis's strangest order yet, how will he survive the next 9 months?

Drunker Than Genius: a small but growing collection of drabbles built around everyone's favorite (presumably sober) boy genius.

Just about a pink dress and the LEP. Need I say more?

ok, i don't like this summary gig but here i go. Foaly has a problem and the LEP is going to be forced to do the unthinkable, and contact a certain Mud Boy to solve it. Please R&R. Warning: Artemis is OOC.

I messed with the original story, and formed a tale of romance and betrayal...kinda....

This is a newspaper issued days after the Holly Short kidnapping. See what a fairy newspaper is like. (A little odd, yes, but just rr!)