The trip wasn't much to talk about by itself, however I got to meet Itachi for ten minutes. He was very intense and was surprised to learn that his genjutsu didn't work on me. We talked for a bit and I told him how I knew that the Madara he was following was a fake and was actually a ninja named Obito Uchia who had been on Kakashi's squad in the past. I had read and destroyed the fake tablet and that Madara and Obito were being tricked because of the tablet having been altered by black Zetsu.

Itachi seemed to contemplate for a while before asking why he shouldn't kill me here and now to keep this information from spreading.

"It's because you can't kill me, you aren't good enough." I smirked at him.

"You are just another overconfident weakling." Itachi frowned at me.

"I fucked your brother."

"You did what?" Itachi yelled in shock.

I then immediately escaped using a replacement jutsu before hearing Itachi screaming in anger in the distance while I ran away.

The replacement I had used was a note telling him that it was what he got for acting like such a dick and not being their for his brother when he needed him. I took care of him by being there for him and giving him lots of the love and affection he deserved. I left out the part about how he turned into a girl and could now switch back and forth. Instead I left with him thinking his brother Sauske was turned gay. Fricken hilarious.

I ran through the night and had Tsun and Dere hunt a couple nearby deer. We were just finishing our meal when the ANBU showed up and questioned what had happened last night.

I explained how I had met Itachi and had told him of my relationship with Sauske. Once again I left out the key information about how exactly I had explained it to him. The ANBU just nodded. After all it was hard to learn that you now had a little sister instead of a brother which explained the angry screams Itachi had let out.

I'm so evil sometimes.

We spent an hour resting before moving on and going to the sand village.

We met with Granny Chiyo who was very interested when I started asking her about different poisons and their mixtures. By the end of the conversation we both had a ton of respect for the other and had exchanged a book containing our knowledge on different poisons and their antidotes.

Gaara also met us, but he didn't want to interrupt our conversation and had a look of interest in the conversation since it was very rare to meet anyone who could talk in equal measure about poisons with granny Chiyo.

"You are a man of many different talents Fifth hokage Alex Senju." Gaara said to me with a nod.

"No need to be so formal with me Gaara." I said with a smile. "You seem to be doing much better compared to the last time I saw you."

"Indeed, my time in your village was very enlightening to say the least." He gave a slight smile. "How is Naruto and the rest of his squad doing?"

"They are the same as always. Sauske is still trying to become the strongest and Naruto is still full of never ending energy and enthusiasm. Sakura is, well, Sakura, though she is learning a few new skills."

Gaara nodded. "That is good. Would you like to rest first or start on your 24 hours now?"

"I'll rest for now. It would be nice to see your village and maybe try out its delicacies."

"Hokage. One of the ANBU interrupted. I was told by lady Tsunade that if you bring back any girls that she is going to gamble all of your money away.

"Why does everyone assume that I want to sleep with every woman I meet. I do have standards you know. Not to mention that I was referring to the foods damn it." I huffed out causing the ninja with Gaara and the ninja with me to laugh and even Gaara was smiling a bit.

"Your reputation precedes you it seems." Gaara chuckled a bit.

"Bah, lets go and see your village. I might even get to see something that catches my eye, and I don't mean women." I growled at the ANBU causing another burst of laughter.

After touring the village I was finally lead to a room in an Inn for VIP service. I got to enjoy a great dinner and a nice bath before having a last meeting with the ANBU.

"Did any of you notice the stones used in the pottery?" I asked while looking at the ceiling.

"We did, but what of it hokage?"

"That was high quality jade. It is a very rare and precious mineral. I read in some old scrolls that it was often used as a present to a foreign royal court and is worth a great deal more over there then it is over here. It is also considered very important in the sense that it has an ability that very few people know of. It is capable of storing chakra."

The ANBU immediately froze up with some slight confusion before asking. "Can you please enlighten us?"

"Basically it means that if you use a piece of jade and store chakra inside of it then anything that requires chakra can use the stored chakra while allowing the one using it to remain at full capacity. In a battle between two equal ninja, even if the one with jade has worse control of his chakra he can still win since he has the jade."

The ANBU made noises of shock from the revelation.

"This country might be full of sand, but that sand is hiding some rather amazing treasures. Set up trading with the village of sand to obtain things like jade and other precious stones from them. This will not only allow the sand village to grow more wealthy with less chance of danger, but it will also allow us to get ahold of this resource. Do not speak of its uses to anybody." I ordered the ANBU.

In these kinds of places there were usually ninja spying on the foreign leader to get more information like this one. However I had used multiple seals to make this conversation private and had even placed seals on the ANBU in secret while we were traveling. Even if the seal was noticed it wouldn't make a difference since the seal in my room reacted not only to the seals on the ANBU, but also to my own chakra signature used to make the seal. I might seem paranoid, but this is a world of ninja damnit.

The next day I ate a huge breakfast and was brought to the sand village's jutsu library. It was nearly the same size as ours, however while ours went downwards theirs went upwards in layers.

The sand shinobi had a look of irritation on his face and wanted to lead me to the top floor, but I told him here was fine.

I then went next to the door and started going through the scrolls and books one by one. I could feel multiple scans being done on me at all times trying to catch me using chakra in any way. They were bound to be disappointed.

After half a day a new ninja came in to replace the other one and it continued like that until the 24 hours was up.

I had read the entire library and had finished reading the last scroll an hour before it was time to go. The S rank scrolls were obviously incomplete scrolls, but with the knowledge of what it was supposed to do and the scrolls from the other floors I was able to piece it together to make a whole technique.

I had quite literally robbed an entire jutsu library from under the sand village's noses.

Gaara did ask me about why I had read the scrolls like that and I said. Even if you only remember bits and pieces of different techniques it can still expand on your own jutsus and can even give birth to new ones in the future. Even a slight variation in the weakest of jutsus can cause a huge change in an advanced version.

"I see, that was quite enlightening." Gaara thanked me and nodded to me in respect. He then led me to the outside of the village and wished me safe travels back home.

I traveled back home without any problems and returned to a huge pile of paperwork waiting for me. I had to spend two whole days with shadow clones working non stop to take care of it all. I then wrote down all of the new jutsus I had learned and altered a few into better versions.

It took me a month to get everything settled and I finally got to relax a bit and do some wandering around town. Tsunade and Shizune were both 5 months pregnant and it turned out that Anko had also gotten pregnant. She had decided that she would raise the child by herself and I was okay with that. I had told her that if she ever needed help from me to let me know. She had smiled and took me into my office and we had a quick bit of sex where she had told me that even though she wouldn't be one of my wives she wouldn't mind sleeping with me every once in a while.

I went about my business as usual and kept creating more personal jutsu's that I could pass down in my family. I had so far made a total of six different body enhancement training programs based off my children's personalities.

For the outgoing and energetic type I made an enhancement for their stamina, speed, and strength. It was meant to increase their vitality as well, but it ended up just making them have a super high regeneration instead. Anyone who learned this would be like Naruto when he used the nine tails chakra without the mental drawbacks.

The second one was for the one's who were smart and creative. It would increase their dexterity, chakra, and their control. This one was useful for anybody who wanted to excel in using their chakra for pretty much anything. Their fingers and even their toes would work at fast speeds capable of making seals, signs, and even using tools. I tried it myself and I had to say that my feet ached for weeks until they grew the proper muscles.

The third one was for the smart and bookish ones. It increased their memory, chakra, control, and even their vision. The training for this one was a little tougher since it required higher and higher chakra at each step with fine control on the chakra so it didn't cause any damage to their eyes.

The fourth version was purely for those who wanted to be helpful in the background. Kind of like Hinata. This training would increase their chakra, control, vision, memory, dexterity and speed. It was made specifically to increase any and all medical techniques and would make whoever learned it unrivaled in saving others. It was however equally as hard to train in since it would mean that the person learning this would be in charge of other peoples lives. Tsunade was very interested in this one and started to train in it herself while Shizune and Sakura trained in the fifth one.

The fifth one I made was a transfer one. It was for those who wanted to sit back and help without being at the front of everything. It was purely support. It increased chakra, speed, regeneration, all the five senses, and control. It would after the training give the person such a huge chakra pool that they would basically be the equivalent of a nuclear bomb. They would also be able to transfer chakra to anybody without worrying about enslaving them since this training would cause their chakra to have no signature or element. It was hard to reach the end of the training since anyone who did so would basically be branded all over their body with seals and would cause them to basically give up using chakra for the entirety of the training, which could last over ten years or more.

The last one I came up with is for those who felt they wanted to be as aggressive as possible. The power training as I called it. It increased everything, but it also made it very slow to grow because of this. Anybody learning this would have to constantly work on all of their physical abilities and it was even ranked based on where they stood in the training. It was impossible to train in the next rank without having raised everything since it could damage their bodies if they did. It would make the one using this style to be unbeatable by anyone who was lacking in any one aspect. It was because of this that I put a seal on the book, one that would only be able to be opened if they had my blood and the correct personality for it.

I put all of them in the Senju estate library and went back to my job. Just kidding I went back and flirted with Ino until I got chased by ANBU for ditching work and escaping them again.

Ino and I had started to go on more dates, she understood that even though we were in a relationship that I couldn't give her special privileges because of my position. Ever since she had seen my memories and I had told her about myself she had been less worried about things. I think the fact that even if she died I would pay karma to bring her back to life in the weird multiworld plane that I had gotten was messing with her sense of crisis. I fixed that by telling her that she should try her best to stay alive or she wouldn't be able to raise a family or be accomplished since the plane didn't allow me to have kids.

Less then a week later Ino had decided to marry me and had me sign the documents. Her father didn't like it, but the look she gave him when she turned her face away from me must have scared the living hell out of him since he turned pale as a ghost and told me he gives me all of his blessings and to please enjoy our lives together to the fullest.

I asked him if he was sure since it seemed like he was against it just a second ago and I didn't want to cause any problems with the family. If he didn't want me to marry Ino I would wait until I had proven myself to him. He was sweating so hard that I swear he lost weight just standing there. He insisted and I could see in his eyes that he was one step away from kneeling and begging. The person overseeing the marriage also seemed strangely pale while he looked behind me with his eyes repeatedly. I looked as well, but all I could see was Ino and her mother giving me smiles.

"I feel I am in danger." I said with a nod. "I think I need an adult."

Ino just grabbed my shoulder and smiled at me while saying in the sweetest voice I had heard. "You are an adult." She then placed my thumb in ink and placed it on the already signed document before letting out a cheer and running off with her mom.

Her dad just sighed and patted me on the shoulder before telling me he wished me luck and leaving.

I don't know what those two had seen, but whatever it was it must have been truly terrifying since they were both pale and sweating a lot. It felt like I had just done something that might cause me some worries in the future, but it'll be fine. I think. Maybe.

Ino moved into the Senju estate later that day and we had our first night together. It was pretty vanilla since Ino and I just wanted to be more romantic for our first time. We fell asleep cuddling.

The next day however was when things took a turn for the wilder side since the other wives decided to teach Ino their ways. Sakura had already married me when she decided to live at the estate and be apprenticed to Tsunade. Her parents figured that it was fine since she was adult enough to live on her own and could decide her own path in life.

Ino learned about things she didn't get to see me doing and felt very touched at the fact that I was so nice to her all this time. She decided that since we were married now and that I was already like that with the other wives she could let me see how she really was.

Ino was in a few words a total nympho. She was interested in all of the aspects of sex and wanted to try them all. She was pretty and was always considered an object of desire. With her ability to see into others minds she could read their expressions and understand their thoughts to an extent. It had caused her to have an interest in all of the things she knew others were thinking about her and the women around her. It didn't help that the teacher in the academy had told the class that sex was a powerful tool used to control others. So now that Ino was married she wanted to learn everything she could about all of it. She enjoyed every second of it like it was a drug. Maybe repressing herself to not scare me away had a side effect?

In any case I had to keep her satisfied along with my other wives and even Sauske when he would join in every once in a while. It was almost hell since they all had insane levels of stamina and hormones from either puberty or pregnancy.

After the first month since I had married Ino she was also confirmed pregnant. She turned a lot more mellow afterwards and focused more on learning about being a mother. Sakura and Sauske weren't pregnant. Not sure Sauske could get pregnant in the first place. Sakura however used a seal to not get pregnant since she wanted to focus on her training and doing missions, being pregnant would hinder her progress right now.

Sauske made my day when he had asked me why he was getting mail from random places. It was all porn. He thought I was pranking him until I pointed out that if I wanted to prank him then sending him stuff to turn him on was pointless. All I would need to do was work out while shirtless to get the same effect.

Sauske just blushed before turning back to the pile of porn and wondering about who was sending it to him. I just laughed since the crow feathers that came with the packages already let me know it was Itachi.

I decided to screw with him some more by taking Sauske into the back yard where a crow was perched in a tree watching us. I then had Sauske work out with me using the first enhancement technique I had made. They were all able to be trained if you reached a high enough mastery in them. I helped him to keep position and made sure to touch him as much as possible. While getting with a guy was a bit hard for me since I liked women it wasn't as hard with Sauske since I had already slept with him multiple times and Sauske only stayed in his male form when he was outside of the house. The rest of the time he would be in his female form.

I had also already got rid of the negative effects of Orochimaru's seal by using another seal to filter out the effects of his seal and turn the chakra into neutral chakra. It still drew on Orochimaru's chakra, without his influence this time. Because the chakra was neutral it made his ability to switch even easier.

The crow seemed uncomfortable watching us, but it all but went mad when I pulled Sauske against me and started making out.

Sauske got excited and noticed that I was also hard and got on his knees and pulled me out while reaching into his own pants. The crow made noises like it was getting choked and flew off quickly while Sauske gave me head.

I just smiled and watched as Itachi's summon ran away and mouthed the word idiot. I wish I could see the look on his face right now since I was sure he could see everything that had just happened. It would be hilarious to see him flipping out right now.