The kage summit was being held in the land of iron by Mifune and A. A was the one to call for the summit, but due to the constant fighting and the mistrust between villages he wouldn't be able to get anyone to go if he didn't have Mifune oversee the summit in Mifune's lands.

I wasn't actually interested in whether or not someone would try to assassinate me since I would be able to get some more leverage on the other villages if I captured the ninja. Plus with my track record for capturing my assassins and the ryo I had gotten from the other kages already, I doubted they would give me another chance to bleed them like that.

I was also interested in how things would play out this time. Sauske wasn't a missing nin and Danzo was long dead. I had brought Kakashi and Lee with me as bodyguards. Not that I needed them since I could defeat both of them with my body in chains and blindfolded. I had already done so just to prove the point and had made them cry. It was hilarious watching them be so frustrated and even more so when I had used my toes after hopping to form signs and released jutsu that way.

I showed up at the summit and was greeted by Mifune who thanked me for showing up and led me to a room to wait for the other kage to show up. Their hospitality was very nice and the food, while mostly meat, was made to be absolutely at its best. I even complemented it and caused the samurai who was acting as my attendant to show pride from my praises.

The samurai was very happy to see me being so polite and relaxed a lot from the tense state he had been in after my arrival. They probably figured that since I was a kage that I would be eccentric and would throw a fit or complain about everything. It was possible since while the kages had been elected for being the strongest in their village, or at least the most recognized, they often had personalities that were troublesome.

A good example of this was A's love for his brother and his overly aggressive nature. It wasn't uncommon in his village to hear about how the raikage had destroyed the walls of his office repeatedly in a bout of anger over something or the other.

Another was how Onoki, who was quite old by now would constantly complain about things and make references to back in his day kind of things. He was troublesome since he would often get angry about getting old and the fact that nobody really seemed to care about his aches and pains. He was very powerful and that made his tantrums reach a ridiculous level of danger.

Mei was constantly going off on people and beating them up whenever she thought they were talking about her love life and often would spend a portion of her time just lamenting the fact that she had spent another year single. I don't think she took my asking her for a date seriously. If she had it would probably have made her a much happier person.

Gaara was just Gaara. He was a very laid back person, but his time being a crazy bloodthirsty psycho had left him with a very dangerous on and off switch. It didn't help anything that he almost died recently and had lost his tailed beast. Now he would be even more tense then he usually was.

I sat by the fireplace and drank some tea while snacking on a meat skewer. I had a plate of them next to me and just relaxed. I must have fallen asleep since I felt Kakashi nudging me awake and I got up with a stretch.

I had reached the point where I was either full grown at 16 or I was going to be a fricken giant compared to most ninja. I was 6' 7 and was built like a male supermodel. My silver hair and red eyes shined with a slight glow that made it almost seem out of this world and I had a perfectly sculpted face. It was clear to me that when I had bought the being attractive perk with my karma that I had managed to go above and beyond the base attractiveness in this world.

I only mention this because the second I walked into the room for the kage summit there was sharp intakes of breath from those who had never seen me and even the ones who had seemed to be taken aback from my size and looks.

I whispered to Kakashi if there was something wrong with me and he explained to me that when I had fallen asleep I had started to exude chakra from my pores and had basically flushed them of impurities and fixing blemishes. I had given myself the equivalent of a spa treatment in my sleep.

I would later learn that the tea I had been provided caused beautifying effects by causing a persons natural chakra to expel impurities from their pores while causing the person to feel more relaxed. Due to my large and thick chakra it was the equivalent of a jet engine compared to a lawn mower engine. The difference was that extreme and I now apparently looked like I was made of living marble and was even more attractive to look at then usual.

The person who reacted the worst was Mei since she started making sounds like she was choking. I of course ignored that and instead decided to have some fun. I think Kakashi knew what was going to happen when he saw the look in my eye and just let out a sigh.

I walked over to Mei and knelt in front of her to look her in the face and said. "Mei, it is wonderful to finally see you in person. I have to admit that you look truly beautiful and it hurts me to know that you never replied to my letters seriously."

Mei of course started blushing and her two bodyguards who had been on guard against me nearly fell over, though they did fall over the next second when they heard her reply to me.

"We had never met before and I figured you were just teasing me. I'm sorry for not replying to you after that, it was quite rude of me." Mei said while looking away with a blush.

"I was very serious Mei, how could I not want to be with someone as beautiful and talented as yourself." I told her as I lifted up her hand. "If only we did not live so far away I could show you everyday how serious I am in wanting to be with you. However we both have people who love and rely on us to show them a path to the future and we can not see one another often, but even so we can still have these small moments together. Would you please reconsider being mine?" I asked her while giving her hand a light squeeze.

Mei shocked everyone by jumping on me and starting to kiss me as if she would die if she didn't do it. I'm pretty sure she didn't even care if I was seriously wanting to be with her and just wanting to take this chance.

We only stopped because of the coughing of Onoki, A, and Mifune.

I lifted up Mei into a princess carry as she continued to press herself on me and suck on my neck. "We'll be back later." I told them before running out of the chamber to the shocked faces of everyone there. Well almost everyone, Kakashi just shook his head and was letting out sighs of grief over my ridiculous actions.

I took Mei to my room and we were naked in a literal flash before rushing back together and kissing each other again. I had only had a second to appreciate her body and had noticed her having done the same to me with a flushed look.

Mei had an absolutely gorgeous body with perfect proportions and an hourglass figure. It wasn't long before we were on the bed and having sex, and I have to say that she let out all of her frustration and loneliness out on me as I turned it into happiness and pleasure.

It wasn't until two days later that we were finally able to pull ourselves away from each other to go back to the summit. Well I say able to pull away, but it was actually Kakashi literally starting the room on fire with the permission of Mifune. It was either get dressed and go or die in the flames while having sex. Mei actually flipped a coin when I had asked her which she wanted. This woman was all kinds of awesome.

Kakashi and those listening in on us talking about it nearly had a heart attack when we decided to leave it up to a coin toss. I seriously doubted they would have actually let us die, but the looks they had when we came told them how we decided was priceless.

After we had returned and the summit continued, much to the irritation of the others. Though when I joked about how Onoki might be angry because of him not being able to get it up anymore, he just about jumped up to fight me then and there while the others chuckled.

A was worried about his brother and both Gaara and Mifune were just irritated over me ruining the schedule. Mei was seated on my lap and had her arms around my neck while cuddling me. It was great.

After the back and forth A finally started to get to the real issues. Before long I told them about how Akatsuki was gathering the tailed beasts because of a fake prophecy made by the creature Zetsu who had brainwashed the current leader of the group into thinking the ten tails and the infinite tsukuyomi would cause world peace while in reality it would call forth a woman who would then use the ten tails power to absorb the life force of the planet to become more powerful. I went on to explain how Madara Uchia had left the village he had helped to create because of this false prophecy and was also tricked by Zetsu into believing that Zetsu was his will made solid and forced into reality.

It was all very dangerous and they wouldn't stop unless being killed since they were brainwashed fanatics who believed that they were doing the right thing for everyone. I explained the whole situation while also explaining about the sage of six paths and Kaguya as well as about how Zetsu had a black form which was the real him and white forms that were his clones using the victims of Kaguya to create an army.

I told them the main abilities of the white Zetsu's and how there were almost 100,000 of them.

This was perhaps the last straw that broke the camels back since Mifune then told the other kages that we should come together to form a five country alliance. Having fanatics with over 100,000 disposable soldiers is bad enough, but when those same people are capable of crossing into a building undetected and could use those numbers to wipe out any and all of the villages who oppose them it made for some really bad visions of the future. This was no longer an issue of who did what or whether or not to give the tailed beast holders to them. It was now a matter of survival concerning everyone.

There was constant arguing and they obviously doubted me and my story, but they were all still in agreement about wiping out Akatsuki. Even if they had just a portion of the soldiers I had told them about it would be a major problem for just one group to fight them. It would cause that group to become weaker and possibly get targeted by the others.

Mifune wanted to make me the leader of the alliance since I seemed to know the most, but I turned it down since I wasn't going to be able to sit back when I saw others in danger, I would with 100% certainty run out to go kill the enemy.

I instead pointed out that A should be the leader while Gaara could be the one in charge of the ground troops. The plans were interrupted by Zetsu showing up and further proving my point about them being able to appear out of anywhere.

Hey Zetsu. I interrupted his bullcrap that he was spouting about how he could destroy us if he truly needed to. "Your parasitic leech of a mother is a useless crazy hag who got defeated by two guys not even a tenth her age and was sealed because she was insane. You are a worthless cast off that she left behind to get her out of prison like the criminal she is and she probably is just as stupid as you are."

Zetsu jumped at me and tried to attack me only to get his head cut off by Kakashi. His arms continued moving for a couple of seconds before falling limp to his sides. I then set his body on fire and continued snuggling with Mei who hadn't even tried to do anything.

I hate it when the side characters spout nonsense to try and scare people before dying such pointless deaths. I said with a look at the Zetsu corpse.

After Zetsu came Obito. He tried to introduce himself as Madara until I yelled out. It's Obito.

Kakashi tried to talk sense into him while I mocked him for being an idiot puppet and he eventually declared war after his ultimatum was made. I just laughed and told him that I will kill him quickly so that he can die while still asleep. Obito was pretty pissed at me for all the mocking I did.

It was decided that the war would happen and we worked out all of the details. I pushed some things to happen like they did in the series, but this time around I had them make the command post move around so that it couldn't be ambushed as it has already been shown that Obito and Zetsu can move past the defenses and could potentially wipe out the command post. I also had a counter jutsu group set up and led by Orochimaru to counter any jutsus they might have that we don't have a counter for since any long lasting ones could end up affecting the whole situation. It wasn't very well liked since Orochimaru was still very disliked, but he was also acknowledged as being the best for the position. He also hoped to get some new jutsu's and was excited to have the best position to do so.

We then left to get our own preparations made. Mei and I spent another week there and never left the room for anything. It was an amazing week and we left with smiles and promises to meet again later. Mei was even looking forward to meeting my other wives. That was going to be interesting since I had already heard of the secret wife pecking order. As of right now Sakura was at the bottom with Ino above her. Then it went Sauske, Shizune, and at the top was Tsunade. I had one more woman I wanted as a wife, though she would be the most difficult to get as well as the only one that I might have to kill if she didn't agree to it.

I sent Naruto to go train with Bee on the turtle to keep him out of trouble and to get control of Kurama. The fox was still being a salty little jerk and wasn't giving Naruto full control, though he was mostly released from his seal.

I had talked to Kurama once and had scared the ever loving crap out of the fox by telling him stories of the terrible things I could do to him with my abilities as a wolf sage. Turns out that a being made out of chakra is very easily scared by a creature capable of eating chakra regardless of how long they have been alive for. I had told him about how if he continued to be a jerk to Naruto when all the kid wanted to do was prove himself and protect his loved ones I would eat him until he was the size of my fist and that I would then place him in an actual cage outside of Naruto like an animal at the zoo. I would then place that cage in a preschool where the children would be the ones to take care of him as a school chore among other such threats that made Kurama beg for forgiveness.