An hour later and all of the shinobi were either evacuated to my formation or were well on their way out of the battlefield. I canceled the summoning to send all of the wolves back to their mountain and created a group of chairs that sat facing where the Madara would show up.
The people I had stay were only 100, and only 60 of them even showed up.
All of the cast from the series was there and we all sat there waiting. Though a lot of people weren't sure what was going on, but the samurai were all prepared since they immediately understood when I had my clones go around with ceremonial cups and sake. I poured sake for them and the ninja were even more confused. The samurai all nodded to me and drank the cup solemnly.
The moment I had finished my own cup in silence I saw Mu and Madara come into view. My clone started to beat a drum in a war beat and everyone got up and rushed them.
Mu was chased off by Naruto, Onoki, and a few others and was definitely going to be sealed soon.
Madara however met the whole group head on and attacked without care. I countered his wood style with my own and had my clones fighting his own. He decided to get rid of the extras by causing two meteors to come down on us. I just smiled and used my chakra to activate a formation and transporting them into the ocean.
Madara immediately tried to use a genjutsu on me and ran up on me to kill me but was instead hit in the face from a roundhouse kick I gave him. He flipped over and then ran back in to fight me.
Madara threw kicks and punches like lightning and I kicked and punched at him just as fast. I had already removed all of my weights that had remained after my earlier battle while I was waiting. This is the finale, no point in holding back now.
We exchanged blows with Madara slowly starting to become accustomed to my fighting style, so I switched it up by changing to a different style I had learned from Sauske. With me now copying his own style he became rather interested.
"Who are you?" Madara asked after dodging a kick to his knee.
"My name is Alex Senju, I'm the current hokage." I answered with a smile as I moved my head to dodge his punch by a hair.
"Another talented Senju. I am kind of jealous of your clans ability to produce talented individuals."
"I wouldn't be, the Senju clan was almost completely wiped out while your Uchia clan had a bunch of descendants. Though because of this stupid plan of Zetsu's your clan was basically decimated."
"Zetsu is simply an extension of my will made manifest in this world, the death of my clan was by my own hand through my will." Madara said indignantly.
"Yeah, sure thing. I've never met a will that would actively go against and trick the one it represents, but hey who knows, maybe you're just another crazy person."
"What do you mean Zetsu is going against me?" Madara asked in irritation.
"Zetsu caused the death of your clan in order to remove the connections between the village you made and yourself while also doing the same to Obito. Zetsu had the both of you read that story on that tablet, which was obviously fake by the way, and then had you and Obito work towards a goal that could have been reached much faster if you had invited others to join in. Because of Zetsu manipulating you both you instead used criminals and refused to ask for help from those with actual experience concerning the matter."
"Do you have proof that the tablet was fake?" Madara asked while moving his punches and kicks to a more defensive fighting style.
"The tablet was supposedly written by the sage of the six paths who had taken in the ten tails and taught mankind about chakra. He is the forefather of all jutsu and was considered the most benevolent individual to have ever existed."
"Your tablet however says that only when the ten tails is revived and the infinite tsukiyomi is done will the world become peaceful. If the sage of ten paths didn't choose to do that and instead chose to split up the ten tails then it is obvious that there is something wrong with that tablet having been written telling people to do the exact opposite of what the sage of six paths did. Much less that it was written by him. It is obviously a fake and the fact that Zetsu says it is the truth when your will would obviously be no older then you yourself means that he also lied."
"Your whole situation is full of lies and deceptions."
"If the infinite tsukiyomi is really something that could cause the whole world to go into an age of peace then why was there any need for secrecy, all you would have to do is let people know about the tablet and show it to the world and when a tailed beast wielder died they could have had the tailed beast go back to the ten tails. The reason why Zetsu convinced you to keep it secretive was because if it got out then all of the people who thought it through or had teachings passed down from the sage of six paths would point out that it was a lie."
"You have been tricked and toyed with." I told him.
Madara at this point had stopped fighting and all of the fighting around us stopped. Obito was still fighting in the distance. "So how do we fix this?" He asked.
"Wow, no arguing about me lying about this or trying to kill me in a rage from pointing out you were tricked." I asked in surprise.
"I spent a long time trying to kill all of my emotions and as a ninja I have long ago learned to look at things objectively without bringing emotions into the equation. The points you make have cleared my head and allowed me to understand the truth of the situation."
"You are correct that the tablet was questionable to begin with since the sage of six paths could have just used the infinite tsukiyomi himself if he had wished, and the fact that he didn't should have warned me enough that something was wrong. But as you said, Zetsu had convinced me by using my fears and arrogance to be distrusting of others and I failed to look into whether the tablet was real or not and simply believed it to be truth."
"Thank you Alex Senju for letting me realize this, however it might be to late to change the outcome." Madara shook his head.
"Not yet it isn't. Here's the plan." I then whispered to him my plan and how I believed everyone else would react. Madara simply looked at me in awe and nodded his head before beginning his part of the plan.
We used a formation in combination with a spore cloud to cause a spike in chakra to hide ourselves from any sensing abilities and created clones of ourselves using most of our chakra before using a jutsu to transport ourselves inside of some nearby trees.
Our clones took over fighting with my clone losing on purpose after a couple of minutes by getting trapped.
Madara had his clone leave after that to continue the storyline. I had already told the kages and both Kakashi and Guy about my plan. They pretended to not notice anything different about Madara when he gave them the signal I had told him to use to let them know he was now on our side.
Because he had used most of his chakra in his clone and had forced himself out of the reanimation jutsu Kabuto couldn't find us and Zetsu wouldn't be able to find us either. I had made sure of that by having us hide in one of the trees that I had made to counteract Madara's wood style attack earlier.
The Madara clone defeated everyone without actually harming them and then went to Obito as soon as the reanimation jutsu was dispelled all over the place.
The rest played out just like in the series. The only difference was that when Black Zetsu was taking over Obito, Madara switched with his clone to get properly reincarnated. I had told him about this and he agreed to do it so that he wouldn't end up immortal for eternity. Nobody wants to be truly immortal or it would take away all the meaning in life.
Madara then switched again with his clone after being brought back to life while Obito who was controlled by black Zetsu continued fighting. Because of them constantly fighting they were too distracted to notice the switches.
Things continued on just like in the series, but at the moment that black Zetsu tried to use Madara to revive his mother I appeared along with the real Madara and tossed out formation stones along with Madara releasing his clone.
The chakra channel caused an immense amount of chakra to enter the real Madara and he focused it on where his eyes were supposed to be while taking the Rinnegan from where his clone had been to attach it to himself.
"So Zetsu, how does it feel to be betrayed and tricked." I laughed as Zetsu beat against the barrier I had made while making a face of absolute fury.
"You spent an entire lifetime betraying and tricking everyone around you in order to revive Kaguya, but now you won't ever get the chance."
My barrier blocked out most of his sounds, but from his lips I read. "I might not be able to see her return, but I will still bring her back." He then absorbed the ten tails and stabbed his own hand into his chest. He released a scream before he transformed into Kaguya and caused the ten tails to release the infinite Tsukiyomi in an incomplete form.
Because of the formation I had set up and the incomplete release of Kaguya all of the ninja were sent into their dream worlds, but not put into chakra absorbing sacks. Sauske and Naruto managed to cover some of the ninja like Tsunade and Sakura from being sent into the dream. The rest were however lying all over the place.
Sauske yelled at me to get under cover before realizing that I was fine and so was Madara.
"Thanks for worrying Sauske, but I'm immune to genjutsu." I yelled back to him with a laugh before frowning when Kaguya broke my barrier formation.
Well she isn't as strong as she could be, but she is still ridiculously strong. I guess I'll go with plan A - C.
"Hey Kaguya, I have three options for you to choose from." I told her causing her and everyone else to snap their attention to me in shock at the tone I was taking.
"Option one is that you become one of my wives and we live a happy life together until I die from old age and you get to live peacefully with your descendants while teaching them how to kill your bullshit clan when they come here."
Kaguya gave me a look of contemplation and amusement before waving me to go on.
"Option two is to have me place seals on you that will cause you to become a normal person who can't use chakra, you will still be immortal for the most part and the seals will release upon coming into contact with any of your living clan members. You would get to live a nice quiet life being treated like royalty while having your needs and most wants met. Basically getting to live a life of luxury and relaxation while being monitored."
She had a rather unhappy look on her face and said. "So a prisoner with a gilded cage."
"Option three is that I fight you and seal you in an alternate dimension while leaving you powerless."
She once again looked amused. "Do you truly think you can do that?"
"I know I can." I told her with a grin.
"My clan will one day come to find me to figure out why this planet has not been devoured, do you truly believe you can defeat nigh immortal and powerful beings with your puny power." Kaguya sneered at me in contempt.
I reached up to my arm and ripped off a layer of skin to reveal my arm full of seals just like the one on my forehead. I did the same to my other arm and caused Tsunade and Sakura to let out shocked gasps.
"Option four it is." I said with a grin. "I beat you down and make you choose again. I then released one of the seals to get back my chakra levels and turned into my sage mode. I then started my count down jutsu and caused my eyes to become a mixture of all of the eyes I had bought with quest points in the shop. I could literally see everything. I could even see faint traces of how the fight would go and my brain hurt from all of the information. My countdown reached 8 when I started moving and Kaguya was used like the Hulk used Loki.
Kaguya tried to fight back, but I dodged all of her attacks and hit her whenever I saw an opening, and when you can see the future she had a ton of them. It was completely one sided. It probably would have been a lot different if she hadn't been released improperly and had time to get used to having her powers again.
I reached 5 on the countdown before Kaguya got knocked into a hole in the ground. She growled out in frustration and then tried to use a giant bomb to destroy everything in the area.
I wasn't very happy with that and could feel that the bomb was made using the combined powers of all of the tailed beasts.
Kaguya had tried repeatedly to use her dimensional gates to either attack me or to move away from me, but I had already placed down a movement lock formation that I had made a lot more powerful by studying Obito's ability and had made her little portals useless.
Right when her bomb was reaching the breaking point I looked down at her with a smirk and snapped my fingers. The bomb instantly disappeared and Kaguya instantly bent over before puking out the tailed beasts who were now free, black Zetsu who was mortally wounded, and the husk of the ten tails. I collected the husk into a massive storage scroll and threw it to Madara. "Hold onto this for a bit."
I then went straight to Kaguya and grabbed her by the throat. She stabbed me with her bone weapons, but I merely smiled before swiping them aside and showing I was fine. I felt my countdown reach 4 and knew that Kaguya could also feel the rise in my power.
"Do you admit defeat or do I need to kill you?" I asked her coldly.
"I admit defeat she said meekly, I've never been defeated this easily in all of my considerable life. Not even the other members of my clan have been able to do so."
"No, don't give up mother." Zetsu cried out before Kaguya caused him to be vaporized. "Who are you calling mother?" She said with a snort before turning back and speaking to me.
"I agree to a mixture of option 1 and 2. I will bear your children and will agree to have a seal put on me to limit my powers, however I would like to have certain abilities kept unsealed as well as the ability to teach about my clan to my children."
"That is fine, you can even teach them skills and abilities only found in your clan, but I will also teach them and you are not allowed to manipulate them into turning into an army for you to fight off your clan. Any of them who choose to willingly, without being manipulated, can learn the skills to do so once they are proper adults and not affected by having us in control of their life."
"Fine, I agree to these conditions. I also would like to state that I won't be one of your wives. I have had only one husband and I will never marry again after him regardless of me bearing your children."
"That is fine since I have a number of kids from women who aren't my wives."
"Infidelity is it?" Kaguya laughed while giving me a mocking smile.
"More like irresistible charm." I smirked back.
We stared for a bit before shaking hands while laughing and she released the infinite tsukiyomi. I placed the seal on her and then I released my countdown and nearly collapsed from the massive amount of pain I was in. It was like I had just did the most demanding workout in the world for 5 days straight. I did however hold it together and pretended there was nothing wrong with me. Gotta hold in them tears man.
The others who had watched the fight and how it had ended were in shock over the whole situation, not to mention the tailed beasts who weren't sure what to do.
I told the tailed beasts I would put them in new people, but this time of their choosing and they were pretty happy about it and agreed to not treat those they were bonded with badly.
The one tail went back to Gaara and the eight tails went back to Bee who had been kept alive using emergency stasis by one of my clones. Yeah they were still around.
Kurama went back to Naruto and combined with his other half. Naruto was in for some hellish retraining since it was basically the nine tails doubling in power.
I introduced Kaguya to everyone and explained our deal before using my blood and some ink to infuse a formation made of different seals on Kaguya's back and wrists. The ones on her wrists were so that she could use her defensive abilities. I had already sealed her, but it was better to show everyone else.
Kaguya messed with me by talking to the others like she was a shy maiden and told everyone about how I had forced myself on her so violently. This was unfortunately the beginning of many troubles for me in the future since a number of women's champions type of people would hear her bullcrap and would come pick fights with me every once in a while.
It was fine though since her teasing made her more approachable.
After the war there was a ridiculous amount of clean up.
Obito who was the main instigator of this whole war had died from Zetsus betrayal and all of the Zetsu's ended up fading away with his death.
I had to explain about why Kaguya and Madara were back in the world again as well as coming up with suitable punishments for them that the other kages agreed with.
Madara would have to go to all of the villages and apologize to everyone in person while doing public projects. He would only be released from his punishment after all of the villages had decided to forgive him. He later told me that he considered it a fair punishment and that he had viewed it as a type of battle. The battle junkie was hyped up when he learned of my war on disease, which only made him even happier at the thought of a war against sicknesses itself , or a war against anything really.
Kaguya would have to be kept in my village under constant surveillance and wasn't allowed to travel outside of the village unless it was under special circumstances.
The shinobi alliance ended and in its place was the shinobi federation. It was run with the five kages of the major villages at the top with smaller villages who wished to join in later given a position right below the five. Each village could bring up concerns to each other and work them out or even put in a request that other villages could help with. It was basically a ninja version of the U.N.
I started up a business in my village by releasing my products that Lo had made. He became the head of research for my company after he retired from his position as the head of R and D for the village. His student took over that position, but due to the lack of fighting there wasn't really a need for him. He also ended up quitting and joined back up with his teacher after a year.
My company quickly expanded the technology in the various countries and had something for everyone. For those who were upset over the peace times I provided a virtual reality they could use to fight and train in. It used a genjutsu to place the person in a situation where they feel it is a real battle and the genjutsu will continue until they stop providing it with chakra.
I provided a number of other things such as cars, computers, TVs, and other things that people had never even thought of wanting or needing. I had to expand to other villages within two months since the other villages were ready to murder me if I didn't.
I never told the other kage how during the war I had used clones to go through all of their jutsu libraries in secret.
I keep telling people I am evil, but nobody believes me. Well nobody other than Naruto that is. I tricked him into eating Ramen made with noodles that would release wasabi or other strong tasting things. I had taken up playing tricks on him like that since it was so peaceful. The fact that he was so powerful was also fun for us since I treated him the same as when we were in the academy.
After a few years I had children from all of my wives and had one each year from Kaguya, who while promising to not make them into an army was sure trying to make enough for one, and it had reached the point where I had created a clan that was officially recognized. I received a number of congratulations and was happy.
I had to deal with a number of side issues such as Shin Uchia, who after talking with me had become an extremely useful guy for studying marketing trends along with his children. I had explained to him that his experience in selective evolution was not nearly deep enough and had explained how markets and society can effect the growth of evolution and he became intrigued. After that he joined my business to study how the world evolved and had become convinced to have both himself and his descendants document the evolution of the world so that in the future a perfect being could be created. The last part was worrying, but whatever.
I also met with the guy on the moon and introduced him to his ancestor who explained what he had truly meant in his last message before his death. I nearly caused him to have a heart attack when I just showed up and started busting up his families graves. We aren't on good terms, but he also doesn't plan to destroy the planet anymore, so win for me.
I met with Kaguya's clan and surprised her by killing them within an hour. Turns out that while they do absorb chakra, that chakra can still activate inside of them if it is put on a timed release and is small enough. For example, parasitic spores. My poison insect also died in that battle by biting into the side of one of the three and exploding itself to poison them all. Best kamikaze attack in the world.
After that Kaguya really calmed down and actually started to focus more on the mothering part of her life.
I died in the most ridiculous way imaginable. I was killed by a bus again. Mind you that this bus was an experimental bus that Lo and I were building that was meant to move in every direction and terrain.
I had gotten in the bus and had put my chakra into it before having it sink into the ground within a second. The bus just kept sinking while I decided to try and leave through a window. I quickly found out that the windows fed off of my own chakra to keep from shattering while underground. I had already filled the tank full and it was now coming back to bite me.
I had just decided to use my full power to just destroy the damn bus to escape when it went into magma. I was now miles underground and was now surrounded by magma with no way to escape.
Well the rest is easy enough to figure out, I could either keep up the rapidly declining defenses of the bus and starve to death or I could just off myself.
I decided to take the quick way, but not before I used my massive amounts of chakra to send messages.
I sent messages to all of my friends and family telling them of my situation and that I loved them. I also explained about various things such as where I kept my personal Jutsus and other private or dangerous information to my wives.
I apologized to everyone for leaving this way and I told Lo that it wasn't his fault, but that in the future he should probably use clones for testing instead of the actual person. He just laughed and agreed with me.
I let Naruto know that I had named him as the next Hokage and that this was me retiring. He cried a lot and was actually more upset about my death than my family had been. Of course they knew I was simply going to summon them later, but it still hurt my feelings damn it. See if I don't summon Tsunade as a fricken old... Never mind I just felt a chill and I think Tsunade is a wonderful and loving wife. It would be just my luck that she would somehow bring me back to life as some sort of eternal slave or something.
I also sent messages to the various people who I disliked. I told them that I was going to use a special Jutsu to join with the planet and that I would forever be watching them, every tap on the window or shadow in the corner of their eye would be my soul coming to haunt them. It was so much fun hearing them freak out over me screwing with them before I died.
After that was done I used some of my tools and my remaining chakra to replace them for a bottle of sake.
Some people might question how I can transport a bottle of sake but that I can't just replace myself. The answer to that is the fact that I have much more mass and energy compared to a bottle of sake which is only the size of my forearm. The second is that I used a shit ton of chakra just to move a single bottle and don't have enough even with all my seals released to move myself that far.
I sat there in the fading bus lights as they reflected off the magma and drank my bottle of sake. I heard the glass starting to make cracking sounds as I drank the last of my sake and stood up.
"I can't believe I'm dying in another fucking bus, this is just ridiculous."
The windows shattered and I died 20 agonizing seconds later as I was engulfed in magma. The only reason it took so long was because of the chakra inside of my muscles which made it last longer. Also, ouch.