A/N - Guys I cannot write the whole chapters. Firstly because its cross posted on wattpad and ao3 and secondly because it leads to copyright issues. Sorry
JASON'S JAW DROPPED…A little warning next time!"
"Yes please." Beckendorf said
"Thanks again." Leo grinned at Jason who chuckled.
An enormous circular pit…just about anything.
"What the-?" Silena's jaw dropped.
"That cannot be safe." Piper said
"Duct tape is the key to demigod survival. One of them. It's good stuff." Leo said. Percy nodded.
"That can't be safe," Jason said.
Jason and Piper turned red.
"Oh, it is!" Mellie assured…hoped he wasn't blushing.
"No I highly doubt that you weren't." Hermes grinned at Jason and then gestured to Zeus and Hera who were red due to the curse.
Jason and Piper turned redder and their gazes met for a moment too long before they looked away from each other and cleared their throats.
Leo stepped out next…I ain't holding your hand."
Everybody laughed.
Mellie led them toward…more like reality shows.
The demigods sighed and shook their heads.
At the far end of the sphere…halfway melted in a microwave.
"Dude, lighten up with those descriptions. I do not want that mental image that you just gave us." Travis said to Jason with a shudder.
"Yeah, I should." Jason agreed.
His eyes darted back and forth…got tossed into the sky.
"That is awful." Rachel said, her face filled with horror.
Everybody nodded in agreement.
Aeolus shrieked with delight…Let's watch it again."
"I- What the heck?" Percy said
"This isn't going to be fun." Nico shook his head.
"Most probably not." Hades sighed.
Um, sir," Mellie said…— I don't remember."
"I think I remember some of it now." Jason said.
"You got the memories?" Nico asked. Jason shook his head.
"Nah. I just remember that incident because it's not important to the other books." He said.
Aeolus laughed. "Must not have…you only stayed a few days.
"A few days? How did you manage that man?" Lee shook his head. Jason shrugged.
Now, watch this video…get sucked straight into — "
Grover looked mortified.
"Sir," Mellie interrupted… did I order that?"
"He ordered that and he doesn't remember?" Clarisse scowled.
"Brilliant. Absolutely terrific." Chris said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
Mellie checked her computer…"I was just grumpy.
"Wonderful reason." Lee rolled his eyes.
Rescind that order, Mellie
"Well at least he took it back." Connor said.
And urn, who's on guard duty…Why did that sound so familiar?
"Khione." Piper scowled.
"It could be her. The cold tingle sounds all too familiar like Jason said." Silena nodded grimly.
"A ... um, voice in your head…A box of chocolates, perhaps."
"Whoa." Percy said with wide eyes.
"Yeah, um thanks man. I prefer chocolate filled with the caramel or vanilla ones." Leo said with a lopsided grin. Everybody laughed.
"Good to know what to gift you for some minor occasion." Chris chuckled. Leo grinned at him.
"A box of chocolates to…is he ... always like that?"
"Most of the times." Hermes nodded.
She smiled sheepishly…assistants usually last?" Piper asked.
"Not long." Apollo said, shaking his head.
"The least one last was around, 30 minutes?" Demeter said.
"Yeah, 30 minutes." Apollo confirmed
"Damn. That's weird and kind of ridiculous." Michael said. Apollo nodded.
"He has quite a lot of mood swings and his job isn't easy either and it has its toll on him." He said.
Oh . . ." Mellie thought for a moment…this for . . . twelve hours?"
"Damnn. She must be good to last that long." Hermes said. The gods nodded. The demigods looked bewildered.
A voice blared from floating…face was about to explode
"Yikes." The demigods chorused.
"Hello, Olympus! Aeolus, master…spare the citrus farmers!"
Demeter and Katie nodded.
He gestured at the blue screen…freeze is back on! Sorry, Demeter.
"Poseidon!" Demeter said exasperatedly. Poseidon shrugged.
"What did Miami do to you dad?" Percy asked a little amusedly. Poseidon grinned sheepishly at him.
Over in the Midwest…punish the area with ice.
A few snorts.
"I wonder what St. Louis did to dad." Jason chuckled. Thalia snickered.
Bad news, Missouri!...temperatures and sunny skies."
Hephaestus nodded. Zeus glared at him.
"Never thought that I'd feel this amused by listening to a weather report." Annabeth snorted. The demigods nodded.
Aeolus kept going like that…Aeolus was completely mad.
"Okay, now I just feel bad for him." Percy shook his head.
"His job is kind of crazy. I mean putting in changes about weather every two seconds, that's hard to manage." Frank agreed.
"That's something that even we have to see. Like where we want what weather." Zeus said
"But still. One weather change is good enough but constantly changing the weather…" Thalia said
"And that's the weather,"… to renegotiate my contract!"
"Uh what now?" Nico asked in confusion. Zeus groaned.
"Um, what?" Jason asked…Can we start with that?"
"He's not a god?" Katie frowned
"No. He's just the master of winds." Demeter said
"He should become a god though. I mean honestly, I'd be done if I had to do his job for just three hours." Percy said and gave a light shudder.
"I swear, I'd fire myself instead of firing the assistants. Though I suppose he gets benefits too." Leo said.
A few chuckles.
"Maybe it is time to make him god of the winds." Poseidon said. Zeus sighed.
"We'll see." He said
"Well that's something at least." Aphrodite said with a raised eyebrow.
Jason looked at his friends…noticed Mellie shaking her head.
"Yeah, you don't want to tell him that." Ares grimaced.
"Nonsense," Aeolus said… always about you, isn't it?"
"Which indirectly helps you. So not exactly about us." Percy pointed out.
"Fair point." Hermes nodded and gave a small grin.
"Sir, please, I don't remember…your line of demigods.
"Roman demigods." Dakota grinned.
You know, Aeneas…Jupiter you're uncooperative!'
Everybody face palmed or groaned.
"I'm really starting to feel bad for him." Nico said, shaking his head.
"That's got to be hard, all right. The job he does." Beckendorf agreed.
Do you think it's easy juggling…likely to end in bloodshed
Everybody sighed.
"I'm not feeling comforted by the fact that everybody is saying that." Jason sighed.
"Well the first time that Romans and Greek faced each other, it caused the Civil War." Chiron said.
"That's true." Reyna admitted
As for you, Piper McLean…drawing done in crayons.
Leo choked on air.
"No way." He said, shaking his head.
"All things that fly away in the wind end up with him." Hephaestus told Leo.
Leo took it as if it might be…the key to your success!
"But they can't build or hunt for a ship now. Time's already running out." Connor frowned.
"I think that he means the entire Great Prophecy." Will said.
"Leo drew the answer to the prophecy when he was a kid. That's pretty amazing. Very amazing." Annabeth said. Leo gave a small smile and subconsciously looked at Hera who raised an eyebrow at him but nodded.
Now, where were we?...know where that is."
A few snorts.
"Enceladus does," Piper persisted…me is the giant's location?"
Everybody burst out laughing. Grover, Annabeth and Percy were laughing the hardest and were clutching their stomachs.
"I am remembering Charon right now." Grover laughed.
"And you actually mentioned it to me. I still can't believe it." Hades said, shaking his head. Percy grinned at his uncle.
"I suppose that I don't need to mention it to my dad." Jason grinned. Zeus gave a light chuckle.
"Well, Aeolus deserves it more than Charon because Charon mostly needs Italian suits." Nico said with a small grin.
"I think I should tell him that you said that." Hades said with a teasing tone. Persephone nodded and gave a chuckle. Nico's eyes widened.
"Please don't." he said. Hades chuckled at him.
Aeolus's eyebrows crept up…Zeus approves," Aeolus muttered
Jason nodded.
"He says ... he says it would…big party planned — Ow!
"Whoa." Leo said with a frown. Hera glared at him though she did look hurt.
"Really brother?" Hades shook his head in disgust. Zeus looked guilty.
"I-I'm sorry. Shouldn't have said that or thought it for that matter." He sighed. The gods' eyebrows shot way above even their hairlines and their eyes were as wide as saucers. The five demigods who knew nodded. Hera nodded.
That's Aphrodite yelling at him…were standing up for them.
Piper smiled at Aphrodite and Leo grinned at Hephaestus who returned it.
"Well Aphrodite and Hephaestus are. Dad was more concerned about a party." Thalia said
"Thalia-" Zeus started
"Like I said dad, was." Thalia said with a small smile.
Back toward the entrance…"Our guide."
"Problem is too harsh. Stick with guide or protector." Grover said. Jason nodded.
"He's so goatly,"…Mellie blushed
Clarisse gave a small smile, glad that Gleeson finally found somebody who liked him for who he is.
"And Aeolus here was just…Enceladus on Mount Diablo."
"Devil mountain? Doesn't sound good." Chris said with his eyebrows furrowed. Leo looked at him.
"You speak Spanish?" he asked. Chris nodded with a small smile.
"Nicee." Leo grinned.
"Devil Mountain?"…"That doesn't sound good."
Leo and Chris grinned at each other.
"I remember that place!"… yes, yes I understand."
"Oh shit. This is not good. Not good at all. She's speaking to him too now." Hermes groaned.
"Oh gods." Jason buried his face in his hands. The other demigods groaned as well.
Despite the makeup…You all have to die."
Zeus, Aphrodite and Hephaestus gritted their teeth.
Mellie squeaked. "But…Aphrodite, Hephaestus — "
"I like Mellie." Percy said with a small smile. Everybody nodded.
"Mellie!" Aeolus snapped…you if you don't help us!"
"He won't and Aeolus knows that. His job is way too difficult for anybody else to do." Poseidon shook his head.
"A promotion might help make him a bit more loyal." Percy said with a small grin.
"Maybe." Poseidon agreed with a small smile.
"I doubt it." Aeolus flicked his wrist…"Mellie, you are so fired!"
Jason, Piper and Leo grimaced and winced.
"She got fired for us." Jason sighed.
"I think that's probably for the best. She's a good person and shouldn't be working for Aeolus anyway." Grover said
"Quick," Mellie yelled…"Right!" she said.
Everybody chuckled.
"Mellie has a crush on Hedge." Grover chuckled.
"Uh huh." The demigods grinned and nodded.
They channeled the wind…Hedge winked
Everybody chuckled or smiled.
"Could you guys plan…Jason blacked out
Zeus and Hera fell unconscious.
"Done." Apollo said
"My turn." Hermes said