The rest of dinner passed in a daze. I recall Ino giving me some seriously snobby eyes, Naruko checking on me one more time, saying I seemed to be breathing heavy. I don't recall how I actually reacted to either of these stimuli. After dinner, I was slapped awake. Naruko repeated herself, and I realized everyone was looking at me.

"Honey, really, it's fine, carry her," I looked at 'her', passably faking a limp on her left ankle. I was a few inches taller than Sai, a visibly if not dramatically stronger man. Christ, did this succubus intentionally maneuver that thought into my head? When once more the silence started to turn awkward I willed myself to move. Crouching down, and gently lifting her into my arms.

We weren't 20 steps down the road when I realized what an idiot I was.

'I think she's faking', I could have even said it playfully, maybe given her a little shove at worst. That would have solved the problem! She wasn't touching me, I was doing my damned best to stay as close to them both as I could. Hell was that even the right decision, she was drunk, how bold would she be now? Oh right, one more thing I apparently remembered, they were both drunk. Ino proposed a little 'drink matching' game with my wonderful, playful, carefree wife and what happened?

She really was a demon.

She behaved the whole trip home at least. Like a docile animal, I was guided up the steps and past the front door.

"Tired?" it was Sai that asked it, and it was asked twice before fully understood.

"Oh, yeah, I suppose I am," I agreed with a chuckle, happy for anything to cover for my odd behavior.

"Then go ahead and set her down on the couch, it's fine," Naruko agreed, just a couple meters away inside, visibly wobbly with a hand on the wall.

Oh God.

"Sai! Why don't you stay too, after all, it is late," I offered enthusiastically, mentally grabbing at the man like a life preserver. He smiled as if to thank me, and he did.

"Oh thank you that's kind, but no I'd rather sleep in my own bed, and deal with the worst of my hangover alone," he said as if it was some important obligation that was forcing him to decline. I was too dumbstruck to respond. Desperately I tried to make a plan.

If I set Ino down quickly I might be able to run down the hall and fuck Naruko right now, clear my head. Was that wrong? To use my wife like that after what I did in the restaurant. Hell, that was some 'leave your husband' worthy shit I'd done already, wasn't it? If I ran down there and told her everything right now would I come out okay?

"Getter settled okay I'mmma lie down," Once more I was yanked back from a daze to reality. This time I was leaning over her, delicately lowering her body onto the soft amber cushions I'd picked out with my wife. Had Sai left? I didn't see him anywhere but still, I wracked my brain trying to remember if I'd heard the front door close.

Ino answered that question by pulling her face up into mine. Those soft, fucking lips. I only kissed her three times before I pulled away.

"Ino, damn it, stop this!" I whispered out, trying to sound demanding.

"Come on… she's out cold by now…don't you want to watch me suck your dick?" she pouted.

"I'm going to tell her everything, you realize that right?" a saw, for the first time I think, a break in the armor. A moment of actual panic and concern seemed to cross her face.

"What, seriously?" she asked, like she was genuinely aghast. Like I was being some kind of selfish bastard with that decision.

"Yes seriously! If I don't tell her and she finds out…"

"And how the hell is she going to find out? Come on really, you tell her, best-case scenario, she gets mad makes a fuss tells sai-" she gave a little annoyed shudder at that last part. "-I deny it, he believes me, Naruko believes you, they both lose a great friendship. You really want to do that?" she appealed, sounding like a sexy supervillain, displayed like that on the couch, posing like she was modeling for an artist.

"Fine, fine dammit you win, I won't tell her but that doesn't mean I have to have sex with you ever again!"

"You mean ever?" she asked coyly, lifting the dress slip along her thigh.

"I-" an animalistic grunt of frustration was all I managed, with all the fucking thoughts and feelings and desires bouncing about in my head.

"That's fine," she said sarcastically. "But you know I'm gonna keep doing shit like this as much as I can until I get what I want. 'Oh Sai I had so much fun with them we have to do this again, oh Naruko we should do a wine and boardgame night'," she rattled out.

Her face had come closer to mine, we were inches apart. God those dark lips and that evil black dress.

"Or you could just discretely have sex with me two…three times a week?" She pulled my face to hers, kissed me. I kissed her back the second time. I needed to count for some reason. "Maybe four?" Then suddenly it was four times I'd kissed back, and then our mouths were open and then my mind went blank. Next I consciously remembered, I was laying with my full weight on top of her. We were still clothed but there was still so much free skin that I could grab at.

"I wasn't kidding you know?" she said, making me… not stop, but quiet down in my assault on her neck. Silently asking what she was talking about.

"I'll suck your dick again… I love sucking dick…" she purred in my ear.

"No," was my only reply. Then bending my body to lift her legs and remove her lacey underwear.

It was only in this moment, with a sudden strike of clarity, that I realized this had not been a spur-of-the-moment decision. That Ino had probably intended well in advance to seduce me. And that she was confident enough in her skill to go through with that plan even when I'd just cleared my head with my wife.

"Oh can't wait?" she asked, pulling my head back to her mouth. I came down off the couch then, onto my knees, getting a perfect angle to dig around with my fingers without leaving our hypnotizing make-out.

A few minutes passed I played her snatch like that. Occasionally pausing to bite down or plant a few kisses on that ivory bust, still wrapped up like a present in black ribbons. God I didn't even want to peel this dress off her. Just had to move it aside, crinkle it in the right places, and I could see everything! That's where my free hand was, up in her breasts, caressing and squeezing, enjoying that sinful present. Ino was doing all the work to make our kisses hard and amazing, having both hands alternatively combing and gripping at my face.

When she started resisting and trying to pull away from the kiss I pressed the attack. Moving that hand that wasn't in her snatch to hold her head in place. I knew she was getting close, I could feel it, she probably wanted me to put my cock in but she wasn't getting off that light. She was going to cum at least once before that. Besides, I wasn't done with that velvet soft mouth.

She screamed into my mouth. When her breath grew ragged but steady, I pulled back. Staring at her, lips swollen, skin flush and red, hair a tangled mess…

"You know your not getting left alone unless you actually fuck me," she gently warned, like a drunk happy adult that suddenly had to scold a child. Sweet lord I was hard.

I pulled her delightfully plump bottom half off the couch and into a better angle. She gasped when I began licking her snatch, exploring the unique bundle of nerves inside of her. She had the faintest taste of salt, seasoned by the sweat she'd released throughout this little exchange. Exchange. Through our energetic, extramarital fucking.

Goddamnit Naruko was asleep wasn't she? She looked dead tired but maybe she made the effort to stay up to wait for me. Maybe she thought I was staying up with Ino because she didn't want to go to bed yet. Maybe any minute she'd decide to do the polite thing and come join us in the living room for our innocent banter! I was anxious and paranoid enough as a person to know, objectively, when I was worrying about something extremely unlikely. Still, it put very real fear into that monkey part of the brain.

I was only really able to flee away from those thoughts when I finished my oral efforts. She hadn't come, but her moans were growing frantic, and the hands in my hair were yanking me up.

"Inside, now!" she begged, face red and breath ragged.

"C-Condom?" was all I managed of the one last mental barrier waiting in my head. The one thing I could still do to be slightly less of a bastard. Surely she had them, she planned all of this didn't she?

"UGGGH, put it inside now!" she demanded loudly, not loudly, just not a whisper.

Fuck it.

I shoved my cock into her, pulled her the rest of the way off the couch, into my lap. She pulled my mouth against her, and after an aggressive push back I broke the kiss, lowering my lips to her collar. She yanked the buttons of my shirt, began forcefully pulling cloth apart to expose bare my skin. An appreciative groan found its way out as she began rubbing her hands on my bare shoulders. It was distinctly audible, even with those whispery little hiccups she was constantly letting out, those barely muffled cries of pleasure. She was driving me insane and I was barely responding. Oh I was squeezing her ass and fondling her breast, but she was the one viciously, manically slapping her hips into mine. I felt like some kind of brainless golumn as she bucked against me, and before I knew it I found myself flat on my back, my head mere inches from an end table.

Her crimson red nails digging into my shoulders, those black ribbons still there, those victorious moans she let out…

Supervillain

A sudden noise, just a little higher and a littler longer then her others, told me she was about to cum, that she was sprinting the last ten yards.

I bucked my hips as best I could and pulled her face down to me, aggressively locking mouths as our bodies released. Just in case. Just in case she was stupid enough to cry out, she was drunk after all! Her muffled cry in my mouth didn't make much noise, and I added some groans of my own. Together we went from tight as acrobats to piles of goo as our orgasms both rocked through us.

I don't even remember when our mouth came apart. We were still so close together, her mouth just inches from my ear wherever it rested.

"Hinago?"

"Uhh..." I panted out.

"We'll definitely need to shower before Naruko wakes up, don't you think?"

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