I splashed some cold water on my face before leaving, Tsume said I could leave first while she cleaned up. We couldn't leave together no, couldn't have anyone getting suspicious if we were going to have an affair. Goddamn it was I really going to visit Tsume at home? Would she genuinely be hurt if I didn't? How hard could it be for a woman who looks like that to find a decent sex friend? A buzzing in my pants had me pull up my phone.

One message.

Ino was pissed.

She used a few more words than that, but that was the gist of it. Also, she was going to wait for me in her car downstairs and she might just do something real bad for me if I didn't show up soon. The message spurred me into rapid motion, running out of the room as quick as I could without barreling through anyone. Came close a few times.

Getting outside and into the brisk night air of the parking garage only got me moving faster.

It was such a fucking relief when I got to the dark sedan and saw the blonde hair inside. I got in with her, into the back seat. When she didn't immediately jump on me I used the chance to talk.

"Ino what the hell are you thinking? Walking alone through a damn parking garage, at night, looking like this?" I questioned, calling her a madman with my words. She blinked twice, appearing caught off guard.

"I can take care of myself Nago, your so sweet," she said dryly.

"Oh yeah? What would you do if there were two guys just having a smoke by the elevator when you got off? You got something on you that can fight off two guys reliably? You think your safe because these are 'fancy folk' because fucking believe me, they are not any safer than the bastards outside a dive bar!" I continued lecturing.

She actually gave a short laugh this time.

"You really are sweet. Wouldn't it make your life easier if I just got whisked away somewhere?" she asked, crawling towards me until my head was against the glass. "Besides it doesn't matter now, I have my big strong Nago here to protect me," she mocked, shoving her mouth against mine. As usual with her, I just sort of did my 'flesh golumn' thing. Holding her wherever my hands ended up, kissing back when I needed to, licking and sucking whatever flesh she shoved against my mouth.

I must have spent ten minutes sucking on her tits. This dress almost looked normal, but with her head up in that high ponytail that just made her look like an actual medieval princess. She always had to stand out I suppose. We kept our clothes on while we fucked. My face was buried in her bountiful breasts for most of it, then she pulled backward with all her might, guiding me like a pack animal on top of her, and our mouths locked again.

Most of my focus was spent on the dancing shadows of our dim surroundings. It gave an ethereal feel to the whole experience. Made it easy to feel like I really was fucking some forbidden princess. Quietly fucking the naughty royal in some dark hidden corner of the castle, her father none the wiser.

We screamed into each other's mouths as we came.

I lay there inside her until my phone dinged again.

My stomach sank when I saw it was from Naruko.

Are you okay?

Where are you?

I'm by the snack table near the entrance.

The last one was recent, the one before from almost fifteen minutes ago. I stared a long time, trying to think of an excuse, then Ino glanced at the screen for half a second, scoffed, and kissed me hard on the mouth.

"Tell her you left your phone in your car, you were going to get it. You know, unless you have any messages or something," she shuffled forward, putting her ass right in my face as she dug through the glove compartment. Not waiting to see what she was doing, I stepped outside, waiting for her to finish so we could head back to the elevator.

A splash on my chest preceded the horrible smell.

Okay, not horrible, musky, kind of nice, but so damn strong.

"Ino!"

"Oh would you rather go back smelling like 'Yves Saint Laurent?' Just tell her you spilled putting it on your collar, plus you have an excuse to go hide outside the rest of the night,"

That last point actually sounded really damn good.

I was so fucking tired.

"Yeah? Get it now?" she teased, giving me a kiss on the cheek before beginning her trek back inside. Just like at the start of this escapade, I trailed along behind her.

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