The interesting thing about the Ultra Form, is that it can be used for the most part on any part of my body. That included my tongue, making it longer and thicker. That, alongside the ability to grow two extra arms meant that I could vastly increase the amount of stimulation I could provide to Bulma.

I could play with her clit, alongside her nipples and ass at the same time I was eating her out and filling up her tight little pink channel with my much longer and thicker than normal tongue.

"So gonna get up anytime soon?" I looked over at her, laying slumped in my bed, a massive smug grin on my face.

She merely groaned a little and didn't move, her body twitching with he after effects of our little session, "...Just go yourself, we should be here a while anyway, missing out for a few hours shouldn't be too bad," she said, "My body feels like jelly." the blue haired genius added.

I really had done a number on her it seemed. Pride surged through me, and there is no way that I can wipe the smugness from my face right now. She'd been like this for a good half hour now, even when I got up and landed the ship, she hadn't left the bed.

Honestly, I wasn't sure what to be more impressed by. That the ship could land that easily while she lay in bed, or that she could ignore a space drop at all with how weak her body is as a normal human.

"Alright then," I shrugged, "I'll need the Dragon Radar though." Assuming I have to collect the balls myself, I'll need it to locate them.

"Just use your scouter," Bulma lazily pointed to a table where both our scouters sat, "I included a dragon radar function in it when you asked me to upgrade it."

Huh, really? That is awesome! "Thanks Bulma, you're the best!" I made my way over and grabbed the scouter, before pressing a kiss to her cheek.

"And don't you forget it." she preened lazily.

I laughed as I fit the scouter on over my ear. Before doing anything else, I wanted to check what kind of battle power I was sitting at right now, I hadn't checked it once all week.

Beep, beep.

299,224.

I whistled, while my eyebrows rose in surprise. Goddamn my power has grown massively! I mean, I knew it would. Hell, I knew it had, the depths and strength of my ki had grown amazingly and that spark of golden light within me had expanded exponentially in size. I just hadn't had specific numbers to put to my power yet and now I had.

If I'm not mistaken, with the Ultra Form and Four Witches Form together, I'm actually a bit stronger than first form Frieza right now.

It was way more than enough to deal with the only threat on this planet should he prove violent, Nail.

I quickly used the Multi-Form technique, creating a clone of myself. "Keep Bulma safe while I'm taking a look around." I ordered.

He snorted, "Fine with me." he replied, and then blatantly collapsed into the bed beside Bulma and looked at me smugly as he began cuddling with her.

It took substantial effort not to open my mouth and let loose a a wave of fire, a handy little trick I'd picked up when I mastered the Oozaru form, alongside mouth energy blasts.

I gave him the finger, making a note that when I got back he was going straight into the gravity chamber to train, and made my way outside. When I stepped out of the ship, my crunched on blue grass, while a pleasant green sky beamed down on me from above, illuminated by three suns.

I took a moment to just bask in my surroundings. They were really nice. Planet Namek had such a relaxing feel to it, even he air I breathed was much lighter in my lungs, cleaner.

Once I had my fill I reached up to my scouter and began scanning my surroundings for battle powers.

276.
822.
366.
1086.
1888.
1203.
1677.
542.
2021.
3677.
1001.
189.
5500.
3400.
1093.
1324.
3523.
2000.
40,126.

There! The highest number by far out of the dozens of battle powers that appeared throughout the scanning function, that one had to be Nail! I think that second highest one I saw, five thousand five hundred was Elder Moori as well.
It's a bit lower than Nail from the canon Namek Saga, but then this is an entire year or so before then.

Channelling my ki, I allowed my crimson red aura to burst into existence around me like a raging tsunami of flame and jumped into the air, propelling myself as fast as I could towards where that highest battle power was.

It took me a few moments to get used to the sudden increase in flight speed. While I'd gotten used to normal movements with my power increase as I went because it was a gradual, if rapid increase, this was my first time properly flying at top speed, and god was I fast.

I couldn't even tell how fast I was going, the the water below me was blown away in both sides in great big cascading waves and it took me all of twenty minutes to approach my destination and it wasn't long before I saw it.

A towering mountain spire rising thousands of feet up into the air, and atop it a pristine white oddly shaped building.

There was a figure standing outside the door, a tall, green figure in a blue vest. When I reached the mountain I disengaged my aura and dropped down onto the top of it.

Nail met my eyes impassively, arms crossed behind his back, not a lick of tension in his features despite the fact that he should be able to clearly sense just how much stronger I am than him, even with my power halved from using the Multi Form technique. His self control and courage as a Namekian Warrior are praise worthy.

"Hello, visitor," Nail inclined his head towards me lightly, politely, but not submissively at all, "What brings you here?"

"I'm here to see Guru," I answered, "I'm hoping to gain his aid in something and his permission to use the dragon balls."

Nail stared at me impassively for a moment, "..There are trials at each of the villages," he said after a moment, "Should you pass them, they will allow you to take the dragon ball in their possession."

"I know," I nodded. I knew all about them of course, but the thing is, I can't be sure they will even allow me to take them, they didn't let Frieza after all if I remember right. It may have been because of how evil Frieza was, but if it was about being pure of heart, I certainly don't fit the criteria, I'm a very selfish person at heart, "But it's important I speak with Guru."

"...Very well," Nail nodded, "I would usually not allow it but Lord Guru is already expecting you, saiyan."

He turned around to home of Guru and the door slid open, "Follow me." he said, beckoning me to follow him inside.
I followed him inside, the door closing shut a second later. He led me on to a platform and when I stood on it alongside him, it raised up into the air like an elevator and a few moments later settled in another room entirely, bringing me face to face with Guru.

As old and feeble as he was now, with his gargantuan frame resting in a throne like chair, he cut quite the impressive figure. My eyes were drawn slightly to the large gleaming orange crystal sphere settled at the top of his throne.

"Greetings young one," Guru greeted me, voice warm and kind, "What brings you here, may I ask?"

"Hello Guru," I bowed lightly to him, he's a guy worthy of my respect after all, "I've come because I need you to unlock my potential for me and to gain your permission to use the dragon balls to summon Porunga."

He tilted his massive wrinkly face to the side, "..Interesting, while legends of the dragon balls have spread throughout the universe, I must admit I was not expecting of you to know of that specific ability of mine."

Guru stared down at me for a moment after that and I stayed silent, allowing him to observe me, "Tell me young saiyan, why do you seek not only to have your potential unlocked, but the dragon ball as well?" he asked, "From what I can sense, you have a vast amount of power already, what more could you need?"

Well, there's no point staying silent about it and I need to convince hi, so, "A year from now the galactic Tyrant Frieza will come here seeking the dragon balls, he has a battle power of one hundred and twenty million, that is over eight hundred times my current power," I began, and I heard Nail splutter in shock beside me, "Not only that, but from there, many powerful beings stronger than Frieza will appear one after another, each more powerful than the last throwing this universe into anarchy."

Guru was silent for a moment as he seemed to digest what I said. "I see, you seek the strength to stop them then?" he asked, and for some reason, believed what I said? "That is quite selfless of you."

"Wrong, it's completely selfish," I shook my head, denying his praise, "Not long from now, a mere three decades at most, this entire universe will be erased by the god who oversees all of creation. Our universe is the weakest of all twelve remaining, and any universe that doesn't meet the average mortal power rating needed will be erased."

I took a breath before staring up at Guru, resolute, "I am going to drag this universe kicking and screaming upwards with me so that I can protect this universe and make sure I survive."

"..I see," Guru merely nodded before lifting one of his massive hands, "Come closer child, I will unlock your sleeping power and ascertain for myself the truth of your words."

Swallowing heavily, I did as he said and walked over to stand beside his massive sitting form. A moment later, his large green palm gently lowered itself onto my head.

Then, a moment later, a rushing sensation flowed through me. Euphoria filled my being and I felt lighter than a cloud. My ki rose up within me, spiralling, stretching, exploding and the golden light within me began to expand like a burning star.

My red ki burst into life around me and the very building began to shake, all I could see was red, red and more red, my vision was dyed the colour of my ki.

For a long few moments, all I could see red. That is, until that golden light within me grew so much it enveloped me whole! A split moment later, and for just a moment my vision tinted gold and I felt my power surge upwards so massively and rapidly I couldn't even keep track and the breath was stolen from me. The world shook around me while thunder boomed in the distance.

Then the power was gone, my vision returned and I found myself on my knees panting deeply while my body tingled with what felt like electricity.

As I stared forward, I saw Nail on his backside, back against the far wall, looking at me wide eyed. There were multiple fissures and cracks running along the walls and floor beneath me. "...What mind boggling power.." Nail whispered, awe in his voice.

A grunt from my side made me look to Guru and I saw the massive old Namekian sitting as he was before in his seat, looking just as fine as he was before, not even a smudge, never mind a crack on his throne, "...Nail gather the dragon balls." he ordered.

"Lord Guru?" Nail looked to him questioningly.

"It is important Nail," Guru nodded, "As fast as you can, relay to everyone this is an order from me."

Nail quickly jumped to his feet and bowed to him, "Very well Lord Guru, I will fly at full speed!" he agreed. He spared me one glance, before jumping on the elevator thing and dropping down out of the room and out of my sight. Moments later I felt his ki surge and begin to rapidly shoot off towards the north.

I pushed myself to my feet, my legs feeling numb beneath me as I did and met Guru's eyes, "..Did you see what you needed to?" I asked.

"...More than I hoped," Guru sighed somberly, "The knowledge you have of the future is terrifying indeed. But, I find myself willing to place my trust in you, for the good of my people and the universe itself at least." Wait, no mention of just where my knowledge came from?

"So you're fine with me using the dragon balls to summon Porunga?" I asked.

"I would not have sent Nail to collect them if I were not," Guru replied, "Though, I should tell you now in advance. Porunga is incapable of granting you what you know as god ki, it is beyond him. You should use the time until Nail returns to think of another wish."

I grimaced. Damn, if I could get god ki right off the bat I could deal with practically anything up to Beerus' appearing easily.

I shook my head and got rid of my disappointment. Not everything can go according to plan. Besides, there's still a ton of things I can use another wish for to get stronger. Like, maybe an evolving physique and ki that passively grows stronger day by day? Or maybe King Yemma's fruit, they can apparently double someone's power. But those are filler, I don't even know if they exist.

...Wait, fruit. The Tree of Might. That could work.

"Young one, come over here again, won't you?" Guru asked, breaking me from my thoughts.

"Sure," I shrugged and did as said, taking a few steps until I was beside him again, I'd somehow ended up a few steps away in the process of getting my potential unlocked, "Why though?"

"I want to 'hedge my bets' as it were," Guru smiled gently down at me, "When I was checking your memories to ascertain your true intensions, I saw what the one you call Kami did when he imbued the saiyan known as Goku with the power of magic and linked the dragon balls to him, and thus to you when you were given life."

"Yeah?" I raised an eyebrow at him. Neither humans or saiyans are naturally born with magic power, at least according to Kami. And even when Goku was given magic power by Kami, he simply lacked the power to manipulate it properly. Kami connected him to the dragon balls, to allow Goku to use Shenron as a medium to add that magic power connected and growing alongside his ki to empower his ki for an attack, the Dragon Fist.

Guru's hand once again settled on my head, "I will follow his example," he continued, "I shall link you to Porunga and increase the strength of your magic power two fold and thus even when I die, the dragon balls will merely become inert and not disappear alongside me."

Wait, what!?

Before I could say anything though, I once again felt warmth and energy spread throughout my body, reaching deep down into my essence, the shadow of my ki, the power I could not consciously use myself without using Shenron as a medium in the Dragon Fist and suddenly...

Information flooded my mind. My thoughts raced as the Namekian Language was imprinted into my very brain. And a few moments later, when I came back to consciousness I found myself sitting on my ass.

All was silent, beyond the heavy gasping of Guru, "..Are you alright?" I asked him blandly, in a bit of a daze. It was a bit weird to suddenly know an entirely knew language, especially one as bizarre as the Namekian one.

"..I'm fine...young Kakarot..hah..hah.." Guru smiled grimly as he answered, the old Namekian sure did smile a lot, he was a very kind and genial fellow, "My time...on this realm grows ever shorter...this has just been the first time..that I've exerted my powers in a long while."

I bit my lip. Have I just sped up when Guru will die? "Do not worry Kakarot," he said, sensing my worries, "There is life in me yet. I just..need to sleep a bit and...rest." as he said that, his eyes dipped slowly shut and he fell asleep. He must have been really exhausted.

Well, looks like I'm staying here until Nail gets back. I don't want to leave the kind old Namekian alone.

So I suppose for now until Nail gathers the dragon balls and gets back, I can do some image training.

It was roughly twenty three hours later Nail returned. I sensed his power approaching and brought myself out of the trance used for image training. Uncrossing my legs, I stood up and stretched myself out.

I cast a look at Guru, to find him still asleep. Man, that throne chair is cool looking as fuck, but I wouldn't want to sleep in it. Guru's back must be made of some tough stuff. Much tougher stuff than mind, because sitting down cross legged for the last twenty three hours? I gotta tell ya, not fun at all and my back is aching a bit.

I was about to go out to meet Nail, when a snorting grunt caught my attention and I looked to Guru to see him rising from his slumber, "..It seems Nail is approaching with the other six dragon balls," he mused before coughing to clear his throat. He reached up behind him and lifted the dragon ball resting above his head, "Here Kakarot, you may take this and meet Nail outside to summon Porunga, I will stay here."

I accepted the dragon ball gratefully, "Thank you Lord Guru," I bowed my head in respect, "For every thing..I mean it." The Namekian's are such bros. I swear to god when Frieza turns up if he touches one of them I'll rip him apart and eat his tail in front of him before shitting down his throat. Then I'll cut off his head and his fathers and juggle them.

"It was my pleasure Kakarot." Guru inclined his head and smiled at me.

I bid him goodbye for now and made my way outside. I was just in time to see Nail speeding into view, six very large and very familiar orange spheres trailing behind him, floating in the air. Huh, telekinesis? That reminds me, I gotta look into learning how to do that. I remember the way Cell used it to carve apart entire mountains to shape it into his arena for the Cell Games, that was badass and more importantly, a super convenient power. I wouldn't even need to get up off my ass to get a television remote ever again!

He touched down in front of me mere seconds later, the dragon balls dropping to the ground beside him, and when his aura died down I noticed he was looking at me gobsmacked, "..Even without that gold power your power has grown this absurd?" He asked in shock, "Truly the future must be a terrible place if this kind of power is not enough."

"It can be," I nodded, and looked down at the dragon ball in my hands, seeing it glowing in the presence of its brethren, "Is it fine to summon Porunga from here?" I asked.

Nail nodded, gesturing to the six wishing spheres he had gathered, all glowing like the one in my hands, "Have at it," he said, before looking at me curiously, "Do you need me to translate for you? Porunga can only be summoned in the Namekian Language and only grant wishes spoken in the Namekian tongue as well."

I walked over and placed the dragon ball in my hand with the other six, "It's fine, Guru passed the Namekian Language on to me." I replied.

"I see.." Nail nodded, eyes narrowing lightly, possibly even thoughtfully but said nothing more.

I rose my arms up over the glowing seven wishing spheres, "Takkara-Puto Popporunga Pupiritto-Paro!" I chanted.

Immediately the sky darkened, something unnatural on a planet with three suns and no night system. The huge seven dragon balls burst into blinding light together, converging as one before shooting up into the air in a gargantuan beam that expanded and took on the form of a titanic muscular dragon.

"I am the eternal dragon, who has summoned me?" Porunga boomed.

"It was me," I spoke up, drawing his giant crimson red eyes down to me, "I summoned you Porunga."

"I see, the one whom has become connected to me," the titanic behemoth of a dragon noted, "Very well, speak. I can grant you three wishes."

"Connected?" I heard Nail whisper in confusion.

"Porunga, there is a man on Earth known as doctor Gero, he has developed a machine known as an Infinite Ki Generator that he will implant in androids," I began, speaking in the Namekian Language, "I wish to have one of my own implanted within my body, permanently as a natural part of my body."

"This is within my power," Porunga nodded, his eyes beginning to glow, "Wish granted!"

Suddenly, warmth suffused my being. The Ki I felt within me was always within a set area and no matter how large it grew, always had a finite amount. Yet, suddenly, connected to my ki..it felt like there was well, an unending well that connected and fed into my ki.

I lifted my hand and fired a small ki blast to test things out. And then I grinned in amazement as I felt ki surge from that well and replace the ki I'd just used to fire that blast.

"State your next wish!" Porunga ordered me.

"Right!" I nodded. Next up was a wish I'd been thinking on for a while, and the wish I'd thought on that had me using my last senzu bean back on Earth. "I wish for the ability to regenerate and heal from any injury, both for myself and for Bulma Briefs, as strong as you can make them without having a negative impact on my inborn zenkai ability as a saiyan!"

"..Very well," Porunga nodded, eyes glowing once more, "Wish granted!"

There was silence. I expected something to happen. But as Porunga's eyes eyes dimmed, I didn't feel any different.

"Erm..did it work?" I asked.

Somehow, despite his eyes being entirely red with no pupils, I had the feeling Porunga rolled his eyes at me, "Yes, it is a passive ability I infused within your being, though it will draw upon your ki to work," he replied, "As long as even a trace of you is left, you will regenerate. And as per your request, I have made sure it will not negatively impact your racial adaptive ability."

As long as there's even a trace of me left? Wait, wait! Isn't that fucking Cell or Buu tier fucking regen? I couldn't stop the massive grin of elation that spread across my face, "Fucking yes!" I cheered, "You're awesome Porunga!"

In reply, Porunga merely smirked at me and pressed his thumb and index finger together in a circle.

"Hmph, this was well within my power," he replied, and if I'm not mistaken, preening under my praise, "Now, time for your final wish. State it so I may return to my slumber."

Right, my last wish. "Alright then," I said, "Porunga, my final wish is for you to bring me all seeds and fruit from the Tree of Might here to me that are within the mortal realm." from what the Old Kai said in Xenoverse, apparently they're food for the gods. I didn't want to wish for them all and end up with the Kai's pissed at me, or worse, Beerus and Whis.

"Very well." Porunga nodded, and his eyes began glowing once once again.

A moment later, the air in front of me rippled and one small yellow seed fell into my hand, while tens of dozens of spiky dark orange fruit fell to the ground in front of me.

"All the wishes have been granted, now I return to my slumber partner of mine," Porunga boomed, nodding down at me. "Fare thee well!" and as he finished, he disappeared, returning to light and moments later, split into seven smaller beams of light that all shot off in different directions.

"Oof." I collapsed on my backside and couldn't stop the laughter that erupted from my throat.

"Those were some bizarre wishes you made," Nail noted, "I understand this ki generator you were speaking of, and the regeneration, it is a mighty useful ability I can attest to from experience, but what of the fruit? What makes them so special?"

I looked back at him with a smirk, before grabbing one of the fruit and tossing it at him, "Eat it and see." I said.

"We do not need food to survive, merely water," Nail pointed out. I raised an eyebrow at him, "If you insist I suppose." He relented, and took a large bite from the fruit.

As he did, his eyes widened and I felt as his power rose massively, a full fifty percent or so by my estimates. "..What is this?" Nail gaped.

"Fruit from the Tree of Might," I said, grabbing one and taking a bite myself, the boost I gained was the same amount as Nail, though it was much smaller to me because of just how large my power had grown now, "They're made from the energy of planets, eating them will increase your power."

"..I see!" Nail nodded, going wide eyed, "I understand as well, such a potent item! You made quite the wish Kakarot."

I did indeed. And quickly, I began eating more of them. Crunching and biting and swallowing them rapidly until less than ten seconds later I'd eaten in total, twenty of them. "Mmm, they taste good," I noted, even as I felt the power infuse into my being and then begin to rapidly grow. It seemed I was still under the effects of Guru's unlocking of my potential for now, "Here, you can have these as thanks for grabbing the dragon balls." I picked out eleven of them, to make a total of twelve with the one Nail ate and handed them to him.

"..What will I do with these?" Nail asked.

"Eat them yourself and get way stronger maybe?" I replied. After all, the stronger he gets, the more powerful Piccolo will become if they fuse, "Or pass them around even, maybe give some to Guru? If he's stronger he may live longer."

"Understood," Nail nodded, "What will you do now though? You have your sleeping power awoken and your wishes have been granted."

Well, first, I'm gonna give these ten fruit left over to Bulma. Her regeneration will need ki as well, so this should give her enough of a boost to keep it running whenever and should make her strong enough to be much safer when I'm not in her immediate vicinity. "I'm going to stick around for a few days at least," I settled on replying. After all, if I'm lucky I can get Guru to unlock Bulma's potential as well! "Your planet is beautiful, I want to see more of it before I go and I don't want to leave without Guru being awake so I can thank him properly."

"Very well," Nail replied, "I will see you later then, I expect."

"Probably tomorrow, yeah." I agreed.

It wasn't long later before I bid him goodbye and took off into the air, flying faster than I ever could have hoped to before.

It took literally less than ten minutes for me to get back to the ship. When I touched down in front of it, my clone was surprisingly standing in front of it. "Where's Bulma?" I asked.

"Sleeping," he replied a cocky grin on his face...that then faded into a scowl, "She was feeling a little frisky so I gave her a repeat of earlier, only I had to cut out right in the middle when I felt my power suddenly rising up out of control, if I didn't get out of there quick I could have really hurt her when I lost control of my ki dickhead!"

Ah shit! I hadn't even thought of that.

Still, that cocky asshole back talk won't fly with me, not after that smug attitude he gave me earlier, "Get fucked!" I struck the finger up at him and dispelled him, allowing his power to flow back into me.

My eyes widened as I did and I bent in half as my ki once again raged out of control, bursting into life around me and blazing my vision red.

It took me minutes to reign it in properly, and when I did I noticed the grassland around me had bene burnt to cinders and my whole body was caked with sweat, "Damn." I said with a shake of my head.

I really have to see what kind of battle power I'm sitting at right now. I know my power has grown stupidly large, so large I can't even measure how high it is in comparison to the power I had when I first went off to find Guru. But some numbers will give me a good reference point without anyone amazingly strong around me to compare to.

Beep, beep.

When I looked at the number staring back at me from the scouter, I almost lost all strength in my legs and collapsed, that was how god damn shocked I was.

107,411,360.

What...the...FUCK!?

And Chapter nine. Now, numbers go brrr and Kakarot has thrown canon completely off the rails, his actions cause ripples, that quickly become waves. And some people notice.

Anyway, again, shameless Pa-atreon plug. I've got one, go by the same username on there, easy to find and all that jazz. Support me if you want, it'd be swell, but don't feel pressured lads and ladies, I'll be uploading my stuff outside it regardless and not keeping it all behind a paywall or anything like that.