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"Now here me out... determination makes everything sound cooler... just by fact."

"... How so?" Bea asked as she and Naruto passed by 2 young trainers who were battling pokemon, not caring to stick around and watch a Rattata battle a Pidgey for very long. She and Naruto were just having a conversation, that was about it. Petilil was taking a nap. "Are you talking about being determined, or the word determination?"

"The determination to explain myself."

"Oh... that does seem cooler." Bea admitted as she rubbed her hand against her chin. Being forced to explain yourself was a negative, but by adding determination, it made it sound like you were in the middle of doing something heroic. That you were doing something bad, but your reason was heroic in nature. "I have the determination to get stronger." Bea tried with a fire in her eyes.

...

"I mean, wanting to get stronger is already cool. Take something not cool, and use determination to make it cooler." Naruto could see that she just wanted to say something cool. "The determination to peek on a girl bathing."

Bea stared at Naruto.

"Did... you peek at me bathing?" Bea asked that, before she saw that Naruto sent her an annoyed look for the accusation. She thought about the statement, before she nodded her head. "That gives off the impression that something dangerous is happening, and you're peeking to protect her. Peeking is uncool, but protecting a girl while making yourself look bad... kind of cool." Bea admitted, before she looked at Naruto again. "... Never give yourself that kind of determination though."

"Noted."

"The determination to eat sweets."

"Oh... nice... what is going on there." Naruto stopped their stupid conversation in favor of looking at a crowd that had formed on the side of the road. He saw a massive tent was set up, and there were 2 clowns juggling pokeballs in front of the tent. "Meh..." Naruto walked passed the crowd with Bea.

Neither of them even looked back at it.

Naruto was more interested personally in seeing something else, he just was not in the mood to visit a show like that. Bea had no interest in it on the outside at all though. They completely walked passed it, neither of them noticing that all of the workers had big Rs on their uniforms.

-Hours Later-

"Thick thighs."

"Thick thighs?"

"Put more of a k on the k, and extent the Th sound... Thick thighs."

"Thick thighs... that is kind of fun to say." Bea allowed the words to roll off her tongue, and she found that they were fun to say. She kept a serious look when she said them, but the fact was that she enjoyed the way it sounded and how it rolled out of her mouth. "Thick thighs..."

"Thick thighs... the thickest thighs."

"Thicky thighs."

"I challenge you to a pokemon battle!"

"Thickest thighs thicker than thick thighs." Naruto stated as he went further than just thick thighs. Bea hummed in thought as the two of them didn't pay any attention to the trainer who had challenged one of them to a battle. "Everything started with T with that one, and I really got that Th sound in." Naruto bragged about the use of words.

Bea put some thought into it.

"Can I change it up?"

"Go for it."

"Bubble butts, but before butts bubble, butter Bea's bisquits." Bea gestured back and forth with her fingers as she tried to make one longer than the one that Naruto made, something that was fun to say. "Butts, bubbles, and I got my own name in that one. Kind of hungry for bisquits now." Bea's stomach growled in response to her mentioning food. She looked at Naruto and saw him thinking about what she had said.

"... before butts bubble doesn't make sense though, and what do your bisquits have to do with the bubble butts?"

"I know, I kind of didn't know where to go with that." Bea stated as the younger trainer ran back in front of them and pointed the pokeball at them. "I felt hungry, and I was kind of mentally just lost for it. How about... okay, I think I lose this game." Bea admitted her defeat.

"-mon battle!"

They walked by the trainer again without noticing him as they continued their conversation. She didn't have a good comeback to what Naruto had said, nothing she could think of would roll off the tongue the same, or be more satisfying to say either. Naruto reached into his backpack and pulled out their ration bars, handing one of them to Bea. They didn't want to stop their walking to go look for food this time, so the ration bar was good enough for the moment.

"Mkay... mi got mum." Bea covered her mouth with her hand as she chewed and talked. She swallowed her ration, before she continued. "Okay, this is going to sound really satisfying to say... Knights never know ninja nonsense nor know nightly nacho nabbing." Bea looked proud of herself as she said that one.

"Knights never know ninja nonsense nor know nightly nacho nabbing... that is a good one, and now I want nachos."

"BATTLE!"

"Kid, we don't want to battle you, we're in the middle of a conversation." Naruto stated as he finally looked at the kid that ran in front of them again. Petilil was taking a nap, so he couldn't battle even if he wanted to. Bea nodded her head, she looked at the kid and saw that he had a single pokeball, and figured that he just wasn't worth the effort it would take to battle him. Both of her pokemon were above the strength that a kid would be able to match with a single pokemon that a kid's strength could catch.

"We made eye contact, you have to battle me. I pick you, Wooper!"

Naruto ran forward and kicked the pokemon, knocking it into the river since it looked like it could swim. Naruto pointed to the pokemon in the water that was floating on it's back, knocked out cold.

"I don't want to battle, I am having a conversation with my partner here. It's rude to interrupt our talk." Naruto tried to teach the kid.

The kid kicked Naruto in the shin.

"I didn't even want to battle you anyway loser!"

"THICK THIGHS!" Bea stated with more enthusiasm as she gestured to her thighs, her guarded facial expression adding to the joke of it. She nodded to herself, before she gestured to Naruto's own thighs. "THICK THIGHS!... The fact those 2 words sound so good together, and are so fun to say... it's stuck in my head now." Bea was just having fun going back to that.

It was a stupid conversation.

Still, when she was sore from training and could barely run, sometimes a stupid conversation was a great way to pass the time.

"Bubble bum... it's like bubble butt... but it just sounds more satisfying."

"Bubble bum... you're right, it kind of does." Bea put a finger to her upper lip in serious thought, wondering why bum sounded more fun than butt to combine with bubble. "It's like Bubblebeam, the pokemon move... the M sound goes just right with the B sound." Bea figured it out after she thought about it. "Bam... yeah, the B and M do sound better together." Bea had the smallest of smiles.

She hid her smile and coughed into her hand.

"... Thick thighs."

"Thick... thighs."

Sometimes it was okay to just relax and be a little goofy.

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