A parody of "Star*Wars" starring talking condiments.

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Vader captures Obi-Wan and an infant Luke and whisks them away to his castle on Mustafar, desperate to reclaim some version of the family he lost. With Luke struggling to thrive, the Jedi and the Sith must strike an uneasy truce to keep the boy alive. But the ground between them is salted, and nothing good grows grows on Mustafar. A Star Wars AU

Young Anakin Skywalker has just started his road to becoming a Jedi. During a crash course though the Initiates rank he'll face training, missions, and trials along side his new Jedi friends, Ahsoka Tano, and Renol Nebris, while Obi-Wan Kenobi proves to the Jedi Council that he is ready to take on an apprentice of his own.

A light one shot I wrote for a 5th grade writing project years ago

"I would die for you," he says. "I know," she whispers. This means so much more. This means a cross-guard hissing between ribs, means a nation falling, means a story in a cell. He settles into sleep, curled around her, and she looks at the ceiling with her eyes sparkling and a strange feeling in her throat. Love left her in a wreck.

Jyn and Cassian survive Crait and find shelter in an abandoned aircraft. Only Cassian's injuries need care.

After a curious fortune cookie and over-indulging in Chinese food, Rey splits into two Reys. This darker, carnal version of herself knows exactly what she wants. She's vocal with those desires too—either she gets to have her fun with Rey and her roommate Ben, or she refuses to leave. Ben is sure in for a wild night. Ben/Rey/Dark Rey threesome.

Después de lo acontecido en The Rise of Skywalker, Rey lleva una vida tranquila y ocupada en Naboo, de lo contrario los recuerdos de Ben Solo aparecen y se siente mas sola que antes. La fuerza actúa de forma misteriosa y existen lazos que ni la muerte puede romper.

Rey's lonely but peaceful life comes crashing down around her when Supreme Leader Kylo Ren comes to Jakku in search of Emperor Palpatine's long lost granddaughter. Pursued by the Resistance and unaware of the stakes, Rey sets out to discover the mystery of her past with her reluctant companion, who has secrets of his own. (The Anastasia AU no one asked for. Rated T to be safe).

Darth Vader visits Padme's tomb on Naboo to mourn her and possibly get some closure. Takes place in the time between Revenge of the Sith, Rogue One, and A New Hope.

Cade Skywalker and Rey, constantly pursued by the sinister dark warrior Kylo Ren, train under the legendary Jedi Luke Skywalker while hunting for the whereabouts of an ancient evil. Meanwhile, Supreme Leader Snoke unleashes the might of the First Order against the brave defenders of the New Republic.

ABCs of Writing. Ben's an idiot. He doesn't catch any of the hints she's dropping. But what if she's not catching his either? This is Ben's version of Idiot.

As a longtime fan of Star Wars, I always hated the inconsistencies and narrative blunders of the PT. A lot of us were hoping for a cleaner, more focused story that fit nicely with the world built in the OT. So rather than whine about it, I decided to craft my own version. I took George's PT as though it were a rough draft and turned it into "The Prequel Trilogy Reborn." MTFBWYA

Desertion: an act of leaving military service or duty without the intention of returning.

Auf einer einfachen Aufklärungsmission wir Poe mit seiner Vergangenheit konfrontiert, um zu überleben muss er sich auf die Gegenwart konzentrieren, denn die Erste Ordnung ist ihm Dicht auf den Versen. Aber als könnte es nicht schlimmer kommen lernt Poe jemanden kennen der ihm noch mehr Ärger einbrockt (Poe/OC) spielt zwischen TLJ & TROS

A one-shot that takes place in the holding cell after Rey and Kylo Ren's fight on Takodana. Rey is held captive, Kylo Ren wants the map. He tells her that he can take whatever he wants and he does just that. Non-consensual, very dark smut, so if those things offend you please don't read.

Ben Solo was a man who was constantly at the feet of victory but seemed to always miss his chance by that much. He was always second best. He was rewarded a consolation prize. He was given participation ribbons. Ben was an afterthought. He was patient though. Waiting for his chance to shine. He finally got that moment when he was older. But he almost missed his chance. Almost.

Le destin amène Kylo et Rey à se retrouver sur une planète, où cohabiter est obligatoire pour survire... (Se situe après le 8ème film)

So young. They were so young with such tremendous responsibilities. Padme and Obi-Wan turn to one another for understanding, and discover a love that binds them together, no matter how far their paths try and force them apart.

A series of reviews of movies that take place a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

For a mission, Poe gets himself captured and sent as prisoner to the First Order… by Finn, who Poe hasn't seen since he awakened from his coma and left the Resistance for anonymity in the Outer Rim a year ago. Now Finn has been reconditioned back into FN-2187 and given a promotion to the leader of what remains of the FN unit. (Diverges after EP7)

Padme and Obi Wan have been friends since they met on Naboo, until one day they become more. But there are things like duty and codes standing in the way. Canon compliant with Ep.1&2. Diverges before Ep.3.

AU: Obi-Wan and Jango Fett were adopted brothers on Concord Dawn before Obi-Wan was taken for Jedi training. Now that Jango has been captured in the aftermath of Genosis, Obi-Wan has to put on his argyle dad-jetpack to raise his nephew Boba. Life choices will be disapproved of.