AN: I haven't written a crack-fic in a while, which is why I had decided to write this one-shot. Now on with the story.
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Cassie stared at the scene that was currently going on in front of her. She couldn't believe her very own eyes and yet it was actually happening. How she managed to find herself getting pulled into some of the craziest situations she knew of, she had no fucking clue. It's a complete mystery to her.
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xxx-Two Hours Earlier-xxx
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She was finishing up some paperwork that would be due the following Monday, given it was Thursday night, Cassie wanted to go ahead and be done with it so that she could have Friday off to start a three day weekend. It had been over two hours now, she only needed to do just two more pages.
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xxx-Ten Minutes Later-Special Forces HQ-Cassie's Office-Close to Ten PM-xxx
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She wrote the last word of the paper she was working on, and someone knocked on the door to her office. After stacking the papers, placing them off to the side for later, Cassie stood up from her chair and she walked over to the door. She pulled it open, revealing one of her newest recruits, First Class Officer Skye Johnson. Who saluted her and was saluted in return.
"Commander, I'm sorry to intrude, but something is going on. We really need your help." Skye said, hoping that her superior would believe her. She watched as several different emotions flashed across the other woman's face.
"What's going on exactly? Please tell me somebody photocopy their ass again! I really hate having to explain it to General Blade for the second time." Cassie groaned as she tried to think what the situation might actually be.
"It's worse than that. Nobody's hurt or anything, but their pride might be ruined for the next few weeks." Skye replied, semi-successfully stifling her laughter. Just the thought of what happened with a few soldiers and the printer just three months ago nearly had her laughing ass off, but she didn't want to get into trouble, so she just settled for softly chuckling instead.
"Fine, just show me then." Cassie stated, the slightly younger woman turned around and then led the blonde to the room where she came from. Almost five minutes later, the two women stopped at the open doors to a conference room that was seldom ever used. Cassie's blue eyes nearly bugged out of her head.
There were papers strewn everywhere, among them were also several Officers who were either sleeping at the long tables holding drinks in their hands or laying on the floor with empty drinks near them. The entire room was a fucking mess. Cassie turned her head towards Skye, raising her eyebrows.
"I'm genuinely, truly, completely, utterly and sinceriously confuzzled up the goddamned fucking ass right now! Just what in the actual fuck happened here?!" Cassie exclaimed, scratching at the back of her neck with hand while gesturing with her other hand. She was both pissed off and surprised.
"I have no idea, ma'm. All I know is we got a delivery of some kind of new beer. I don't drink alcohol, but they do. They started drinking it just a couple of hours ago, so I don't know what exactly happened." Skye replied, sheepishly. She hoped everything worked out for the best. She went to Cassie for help for three reasons; One, she's her superior, two, she would know what to do about it than she would and three, she wanted to spend more time with her because Skye had developed a crush on the blonde.
"You should go check in the mess hall. They'll know something. Everyone, let's get these people to the infirmary just in case, to be on the safe side." Cassie ordered. She had a feeling that everything would turn out just fine.
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xxx-A Few Days Later-xxx
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Cassie eventually found out that some dumbass from the Black Dragon gang had tried to kill her people by poisoning their beer. But instead of slipping poison into the beer, it was a low dosage of a new happy drug that in low amounts just basically made people, well, happy. The soldiers who drank it did get in trouble, but they weren't discharged or anything like that.
The Black Dragon member who dosed the beer was caught, arrested and sent to jail for life without any chance of parole. Which made everyone happy, including Cassie. General Sonya Blade was quite proud of her daughter for her actions.
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AN2: And that's the end of this one-shot. I was actually inspired to write this one-shot from one a comment I made in a Discord server last night. I hope y'all will enjoy reading this just as much as I enjoyed writing it. I'll also try to get back to writing my other fanfics as well.
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