A/N: Here is the second chapter. The chaos continues!
I have updated the first chapter about six times already, to fix errors and add an English translation. I quite enjoy composing absurd little Latin scenes. Thus, I will probably continue doing so, until I grow weary or become too busy to continue. Anyway, enjoy! And, as always, comment if you find any mistakes or merely have something to say.
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Capitulum Secundum:
Ecce villa rustica! In villa rustica multae personae habitant. Magenta Columbia et ancillae sunt. Eddius Riffraffius Rocciusque servi sunt. Estne Francius servus? Francius servus non, sed dominus est. Quot ancillae in villa sunt? In villa rustica duae ancillae sunt. Quot servi in villa sunt? In villa sunt tres servi.
Ubi sunt ancillae? Magenta in culina bibit. In culina, Magenta ebria ientaculum coquit. Columbia in cubiculo ancillae est. Columbia dormit. Somnium eum castum non est, sed cupidum est.
Ubi sunt servi? Eddius in horto laborat. In horto Eddius herbam tondet. Riffraffius in tablino sedet. In tablino Riffraffius librum novum scribit. Roccius in gymnasio est. In gymnasio Roccius pugilat.
Ubi est dominus? Francius in cubiculo magno est. In cubiculo Francius dormit. Hora decima est. Horologium excitatorium canit. Francius horologium audit. Francius vigilat. Hodie Francius est cupidus, ut caper foedus.
Francius vocat: "Oh, dei boni! Fessus sum! Volo irrumare."
Servi et ancillae non audiunt.
Francius rursus vocat: "Volo irrumare."
Servi et ancillae non audiunt.
Francius vocat: "Volo irrumare! Volo ora!"
Francius iratus est. Ergo, is murum pulsat. Francius ab lectum saltat. Francius ad ostium amblat. Is exit. Ad gymnasium it. Francius ostium gymnasii pulsat. Vir vocat: "O Rocci, carus meus, incendium genitaliae meae! Aperi ostium!"
Roccius ostium aperit. Francius gymnasiam intrat. Roccius ostium claudit.
Dominus interrogat: "Vis fellare?"
Roccius respondet: "Minime!"
Francius vocat: "Irrumabo os tuum."
Roccius nudus est, sed Francius nudus non est. Ergo, Dominus vestimenta exuit. Nunc Francius nudus est! Francius arrigit. Verpa Francii os Roccii intrat. Francius Roccium irrumat. Roccius Francium fellat. Francius imperat: "Fella me! Fella me! Uh uh uh! O Rocci!"
Francius finit. Dominus laetus est. Roccius laetus non est.
Second chapter:
Ecce villa rustica! In villa rustica multae personae habitant. Magenta Columbia et ancillae sunt. Eddius Riffraffius Rocciusque servi sunt. Estne Francius servus? Francius servus non, sed dominus est. Quot ancillae in villa sunt? In villa rustica duae ancillae sunt. Quot servi in villa sunt? In villa sunt tres servi.
Behold the country house! In the country house multiple people live. Magenta and Columbia are [female] servants. Eddie, Riff Raff, and Rocky are [male servants]. Is Frank a servant? Frank is not a servant, but the Master. How many [female servants] are in the house? In the country house there are two [female] servants. How many [male] servants are in the house? There are three [male] servants in the house.
Where are the [female] servants? Magenta drinks in the kitchen. In the kitchen, drunk Magenta cooks breakfast. Columbia is the the [female] servants' bedroom. Columbia sleeps. Her dreams are not chaste, but wanton.
Where are the [male] servants? Eddie works in the garden. In the garden Eddie cuts the grass. Riff Raff sits in the study. In the study Riff Raff writes a new book. Rocky is in the gym. In the gym Rocky boxes.
Where is the Master? Frank is in the big bedroom. In the bedroom Franck sleeps. The hour is ten. The alarm clock sings. Frank hears the alarm clock. Frank awakens. Today Frank is wanton, like an ugly goat.
Frank says: "Oh, good gods! I am tired! I want to mouthfuck."
The servants [male] and the servants [female] don't hear.
Frank again says: "I want to mouthfuck."
The servants [male] and the servants [female] don't hear.
Frank says: "I want to mouthfuck! I want mouths!"
Frank is angry. Thus, he punches the wall. Frank jumps from the bed. Frank walks to the door. He leaves. He goes to the gym. Frank knocks on the gym door. The man says: "Oh Rocky, my dear, fire of my loins [because, Nabokov]! Open the door!"
Rocky opens the door. Frank enters the gym. Rocky closed the door.
Frank asks: "Do you want to fellate me?
Rocky replies: "No!"
Frank says: "I will fuck your mouth."
Rocky is naked, but Frank is not naked. Therefore the master removes his clothes. Now Frank is nude! Frank has an erection. Frank's dick enters Rocky's mouth. Frank mouthfucks Rocky. Rocky sucks Frank. Frank orders: "Suck me! Suck me! Uh uh uh! O Rocci!"
Frank finishes. The master is glad. Rocky is not glad.
Topical Vocabulary:
Irrumare (v.) = to insert one's penis into another's mouth. One who does this is an "irrumator". The Romans perceived the penetrating partner as the active one, which is somewhat unlike the Modern American understanding of oral sex.
Fellare (v.) = to have a penis inserted into one's mouth. One who has this done to them is a "fellator" (masculine) or "fellatrix" (feminine).
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