A/N: Here's the third chapter! It's a little shorter, admittedly. I have also begun a Hamlet/Horatio "fabula cupida" ("horny story", that's what I call these) that I should be posting soon. Writing short Latin language fanfics is really fun.
Thank you to everyone who has reviewed, I'm glad you're enjoying the "story" so far. I thought you'd like the Nabokov reference, fyreofmyloins, judging by your screen name (though I admittedly wasn't sure if the name referred to Nabokov or something else entirely, such as a book that references Lolita).
There's more of Magenta in this chapter, which should please Fireandbloodandkittens!
In culino, Magenta bibit et coquit. Quis est Magenta? Magenta ancilla est. Ea pulchra et pallida est. Capillus tuus rufus est. Magenta ancilla ebria est. In vino cupiditas. Vinum cupidiem gignit, quamquam vinum mentulam rigidum necat. Ergo ea habeo cupido.
Quid coquit Magenta? Magenta ientaculum coquit. Magenta fessa est. Culina calida est. Magenta dormire vult. Ea dormire non possest. Dominus suus ancillam ignavam verberat.
Riffraffius ostium pulsat. Is vocat: "O, soror!"
Magenta respondet: "Ita, germane?"
"Dominus Roccium irrumat."
Magenta non audit. "Quid?"
"Aperi ostium."
Magenta ostium aperit. Riffraffius intrat. Is ostium claudit. Magenta et Riffraffius basiunt.
Riffraffius rursus vocat: "Dominus Roccium irrumat. Habemus tempus."
Magenta vocat: "O germane! Cupido habeo. Futue me!"
Servus sobrius et ancilla ebria exuunt. Riffraffius arrigit. Riffraffius Magentam futuit. Magenta Riffraffium crisat. Soror et germanus coitum finiunt. Magenta laetus est. Riffraffius lautus est.
Magenta ientaculum incendit.
In the kitchen, Magenta drinks and cooks. Who is Magenta? Magenta is the [female] servant. She is pretty and pale. Her hair is red. Magenta is a drunk servant. In wine, horniness [a play on 'in vino veritas' or 'in wine, truth']. Wine begets wantonness, although wine kills erections. Therefore she has lust.
What does Magenta cook? Magenta cooks breakfast. Magenta is tired. The kitchen is hot. Magenta wants to sleep. But she cannot sleep. Her Master beats idle servants.
Riff Raff knocks on the door. He says: "O, sister!"
Magenta replies: "Yes, [biological] brother?"
"The Master is mouthfucking Rocky."
Magenta doesn't hear. "What?"
"Open the door."
Magenta opens the door. Riff Raff enters. He closes the door. Magenta and Riff Raff kiss.
Riff Raff says again: "The Master is mouthfucking Rocky. We have time."
Magenta vocat: "O brother! I am wanton. Fuck me!"
The sober servant and the drunk servant undress. Riff Raff has an erection. Riff Raff fucks Magenta. Magenta grinds on Riff Raff. The sister and brother finish sex. Magenta is glad. Riffraffius is glad.
Magenta burns the breakfast.
Topical Vocabulary:
germanus (n.) - biological brother.
soror (n.) - sister.
futuere (v.) - to penetrate vaginally. One who does this is a fututor.
crisere (v.) - to grind, to make the movements one makes when being vaginally penetrated. Sort of a counterpart to 'cevere'.
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