PARADY OF POEMS
Over the horizon I look
Pink, yellow; blue
It's all there
As I stretch out on my back
And smile
At the rising sun
Seagulls soar over my head
Splat, plat
Oh no! My new hat is ruined
By their droppings
Ugh! Some idiot sailor
Just splashed my newly done hair-do
I roared a punishment in his direction
He stuttered
And croaked
Like a frog
No, frog is too good of a name
More like
An ugly, wrinkly
Old toad..
Oh look! The sun's risen
How pretty
---Princess Emiko, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Oh Dear!
I just spilled dirty water
On that mopped floor!
Oh Dear!
I just dropped those heavy
Spotless dishes
On someone's head
Oh Dear!
I just slipped
And tripped
Over that little pebble
And landed right in
The mud
Oh Dear!
I've gotten my apron dirty!
Oh Dear!
The Head Servant will now be
Angry
Oh Dear!
No dinner for me tonight!
Oh Well.
I can always try again tomorrow.
--Tohru the maid, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Sigh.
Will these women ever leave me alone?
I'm sick of these low, slinky
Dresses
Enough of the alcohol
It's getting to my head
That yuki's lookin' at me again
.
"Yo, screw off!
It's not my problem you can't get a girlfriend!"
Between Insults
Fists shakings
Snide remarks
Throwing of heavy objects
Arousing an annoying audience
That turned our fight
Into an sporting event
There were placing of bets
My aura skidded out of control
A deep
Dark
Red
The color of blood
And there was going to be blood
His---
That damn mouse!
---Prince Kyou, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Zip! Spark! Zeeeeeeee..
Then it all went away
I took a sip of mint tea
Savouring the cool
Haunting
Flavors
Running my tongue
Over tea leaves
Ah!
I sighed
Nothing could ever be so relaxing
Than to sit
And read
With your favourite
Cup of
Tea
CRACK!
Electricity broke out
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Static.Static.STATIC!!!!!
I looked up
And..
WHOOOSH!!!!!!!!
Kyou and Yuki dropped to the floor
THUD
Shingure looked at me
I shrugged
"They're just sleeping."
---Hanajima, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Oho oho oho oho oho oho oho oho oho oho
Tee-HEE
OHO
I LOVE
April Fool's Day
When Kyou walks in to his room tonight
He will see
Kagura
Smiling at him sweetly
Who have just found in her room
A rose-scented wedding proposal
From the
Almightly prince himself
And
A few minutes later
Another Prince
Will barge in
On an 'embracing' couple
Neverless
Kagura embracing
An struggling Kyou
Is still an embrace
Isn't it?
Anyhow.
Yuki has gone back to his room
To find it changed.
The color scheme is now pink
And on his bed
There is a
Card
That reads
Dear Half Sister
It's your favourite colour
I told King Issaru
Of your 'special needs'
Kyou
When things get too noisy
Well..there's always
Hanajima
----Shingure, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
I AM NOT DEAD!!!!!!!*CHECKS IF SELF IS BREATHING* YES! I AM! I'M NOT DEAD! Sooooo.it's been awhile? A long time? Yup, yup, yup..okay, expect BIG TWIST IN STORY.I CAN GAURANTEE NO ONE EVER EXPECETED THIS! Look for next chapter SOON! Really really soon! q
Over the horizon I look
Pink, yellow; blue
It's all there
As I stretch out on my back
And smile
At the rising sun
Seagulls soar over my head
Splat, plat
Oh no! My new hat is ruined
By their droppings
Ugh! Some idiot sailor
Just splashed my newly done hair-do
I roared a punishment in his direction
He stuttered
And croaked
Like a frog
No, frog is too good of a name
More like
An ugly, wrinkly
Old toad..
Oh look! The sun's risen
How pretty
---Princess Emiko, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Oh Dear!
I just spilled dirty water
On that mopped floor!
Oh Dear!
I just dropped those heavy
Spotless dishes
On someone's head
Oh Dear!
I just slipped
And tripped
Over that little pebble
And landed right in
The mud
Oh Dear!
I've gotten my apron dirty!
Oh Dear!
The Head Servant will now be
Angry
Oh Dear!
No dinner for me tonight!
Oh Well.
I can always try again tomorrow.
--Tohru the maid, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Sigh.
Will these women ever leave me alone?
I'm sick of these low, slinky
Dresses
Enough of the alcohol
It's getting to my head
That yuki's lookin' at me again
.
"Yo, screw off!
It's not my problem you can't get a girlfriend!"
Between Insults
Fists shakings
Snide remarks
Throwing of heavy objects
Arousing an annoying audience
That turned our fight
Into an sporting event
There were placing of bets
My aura skidded out of control
A deep
Dark
Red
The color of blood
And there was going to be blood
His---
That damn mouse!
---Prince Kyou, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Zip! Spark! Zeeeeeeee..
Then it all went away
I took a sip of mint tea
Savouring the cool
Haunting
Flavors
Running my tongue
Over tea leaves
Ah!
I sighed
Nothing could ever be so relaxing
Than to sit
And read
With your favourite
Cup of
Tea
CRACK!
Electricity broke out
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Static.Static.STATIC!!!!!
I looked up
And..
WHOOOSH!!!!!!!!
Kyou and Yuki dropped to the floor
THUD
Shingure looked at me
I shrugged
"They're just sleeping."
---Hanajima, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
Oho oho oho oho oho oho oho oho oho oho
Tee-HEE
OHO
I LOVE
April Fool's Day
When Kyou walks in to his room tonight
He will see
Kagura
Smiling at him sweetly
Who have just found in her room
A rose-scented wedding proposal
From the
Almightly prince himself
And
A few minutes later
Another Prince
Will barge in
On an 'embracing' couple
Neverless
Kagura embracing
An struggling Kyou
Is still an embrace
Isn't it?
Anyhow.
Yuki has gone back to his room
To find it changed.
The color scheme is now pink
And on his bed
There is a
Card
That reads
Dear Half Sister
It's your favourite colour
I told King Issaru
Of your 'special needs'
Kyou
When things get too noisy
Well..there's always
Hanajima
----Shingure, Opposite Attractions, Fruits Basket
I AM NOT DEAD!!!!!!!*CHECKS IF SELF IS BREATHING* YES! I AM! I'M NOT DEAD! Sooooo.it's been awhile? A long time? Yup, yup, yup..okay, expect BIG TWIST IN STORY.I CAN GAURANTEE NO ONE EVER EXPECETED THIS! Look for next chapter SOON! Really really soon! q