Blitzo time travels through an anomaly and meets Lily and James and Baby Harry.

"Okay this is weird."

Blitzo was currently in the Living World. Though clearly not in the same time period. for one the fashion was different and so was technology and common vehicles. No cellphones, only businessmen and computer geeks appeared to own laptops. He checked his Hellphone and no signal. He couldn't even contact his husband for help.

According to his exploring the previous night, he was in a small English village called Godrics Hollow. It was a cute little town.

The imp made his way into a house in a Cul de sac. Then the family came home and the human husband to his great shock looked exactly like his son only with Hazel eyes. In his shock the human got the upper hand and captured him in a headlock.

"Okay you guys gotta help me." Blitzo pleased on bended knee as James held him at wand point. "I know your by gonna believe this right away but I am that little guys dad."

James put his wand to the Beings throat.

"I can prove it. Check my pocket!"

"Check his pocket." James said to Lily.

"Some kind of muggle device."

"Smartphone. From the future. Don't know how I got here but could you PLEASE get your wand off my throat." Blitzo flared at James hoarsely.

Blitzo sighed and regained his breath. "Thank you." He said. "I can unlock it and show you proof."

Reluctantly Lily Potter banded the red being his device back and watched him press it and move his finger on it several times. He turned it around to them and said "Swipe right with your finger."

Lily gasped. They where pictures. And it was clearly her baby with this being. Holding Harry, playing with Harry, being held by other beings including one that looked like an owl man like a proud parent. And him sleeping alongside a small owl creature that looked like a girl.

"Who are you?" She demanded.

"Satans balls FINALLY! I'm Blitz. The O is silent. I become this little guys daddy after something sends him to my apartment steps in the Pride Ring in Hell."

"Next question, what are you?"

"I am an Imp." Blitzo said. "The owl man you saw is my husband Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia. He is also Harry's other Dad."

"Our son is raised by Hell nobility?" James asked with a raised eyebrow. "How? Why?"

"I don't know. All I know is I'm not from this time period. I come from where Harry just had his 13th birthday at Millie's parents farm in the Wrath Ring."

"He has more family?" Lily asked hopefully.

"Yes Harry is very happy and thrives. Unfortunately without you two. But he does get to meet your dad when he's 12."

"But Dad just died of Dragonpox." James said in confusion.

"Charlie Potter, 78, bit of a mad scientist right?" Blitzo asked. "Here I have a picture.

Lily and James saw a picture of Harry dressed similarly to Blitzo posing back to back holding some kind of muggle weapon with a snake man. Both of the weapons had stickers on them reading "My Dick."

"Yeah long story short with no morals and no wife holding him back anymore Charlus Potter goes full blown mad scientist and becomes the snake Overlord Sir Pentious. He works for me now."

"And what exactly do you do?"

"Oh I am a imp of many talents. Some in the bedroom, but primarily revolving my career as an assassin. I actually have a teaching gig at Hogwarts right now on hold for...reasons." He decided not to tell them about Harry's rebirth. "I run an organization called IMP the Immediate Murder Professionals. We're hitmen for hire and out schtik is that we have access to the Living World and can take care of the unfinished business of Sinners."

Lily and James stared at each other. For some reason or another this creature becomes their son's third parent and his husband his fourth. Clearly Harry is Happy in the pictures despite being raised in literally Hell of all places.

They decide to get to know the imp Blitzo while he was stuck here. Harry liked him immediately as if he just knew who Blitzo was.

"Oh you shoulda seen it it was hilarious Octavia had him tied up and was ready to burn him at the stake like he was Joan of Arc or something. Thank Lucifer she wasn't good with fire spells yet." Blitzo dabbed at his eye with a napkin. "Well what can ya do. Sun rise sun set and all that noise. Oh your Dad made him his first Gun for his thirteenth birthday."

"Your giving my baby a gun?!" Lily shouted.

"Harry's in training to be an assassin. He's been around guns most of his life. I've been firm in not letting him touch live ammo until now and he's only had a flintlock that shoots rock salt for protection. He knows not to treat it like a toy and to not be a dick and wave it around like an asshole."

"What'd he make for Harry?" James asked.

"Oh it's gorgeous." Blitzo opened back up his phone to show James. "The Jackal. Thirty nine centimeters long 16 kg in weight with a 9 round clip."

"How can Harry handle something like this? My dad was a gun enthusiast and I remember guns had something called recoil where they would kick back and Harry seems too small to handle a gun this size." Lily asked.

"That's coming to my next tale of Harry's life. Second Year. The Chamber of Secrets was opened again...and as Harry layed dying Stolas tore open his chest and brought him to his breast. Harry fed on Stolas' blood and was turned into a Goetian Owl."

Lily hugged Harry closer to her.

Blitzo showed them next a picture of Harry at his 13th birthday with Millie's family and Draco.

"Who's that boy?" Lily asked.

"I'd know that platinum blonde hair everywhere that's Lucius Malfoys boy." James growled.

"I know you two had beef in the past but the Malfoy and Black lines swore Fealty to the Ars Goetia long ago they'll never betray or harm Harry as a result of that oath. Or else their families will find their ruin. Draco and Harry are actually cousins so it's good they have a great relationship their best friends. Have been since Harry met Draco in Diagon Alley before first year." Blitzo said as he too started reminiscing about his life with his beloved son.

"What's Draco doing in Hell did he die?" James asked.

"Oh no. Turns out Draco has some serious rage addiction issues and can blow up now and then so to speak. He kills Mr Filch when he tries to hold Harry at gun point it's pretty brutal too. So I brought him to Millie's parents in the Wrath Ring where he can let out that pent up aggression and it's considered common and healthy and he's doing a lot better." Blitzo showed them a picture of Draco with Bombproof.

"That is a beautiful horse." Lily said.

"Potters!"

"Oh no. Lils he found us! Peter betrayed us! Get Blitz and Harry and go hide!" James rushed out the upper level sitting room and down the stairs.

A bright green flash told Blitz what night this was. He followed Lily to Harry's room and put Harry in what he now knew was the box Blitzo found him in all those years ago.

"Alright Bud." Blitzo puts Harry in the box. "I'm gonna be seeing you shortly. I know I'm a little rough around the edges right now but just be patient with me alright? I know I'm gonna be a great Daddy."

Harry reaches for Blitzo and Blitzo can't resist and hugs him one more time as a baby.

"And what do we have here?" A man, at least Blitz thought it was a man with no nose, seemingly floated into the room.

Blitzo waved his hand behind him and the box glowed with Goetian Magic. He trusted his skills enough to turn to face the man.

"Good evening I'm Blitz the O is silent."

"What O?"

"aw thank you. Now I know why your here Okay? Your here to kill the kid. But see here's the problem. I can't let that happen. So we good sir are at an impasse."

Voldemort quickly drew his wand before BANG! Embedded in the painting behind him is a muggle bullet.

"There see? Before you could mutter a spell." Blitz said calmly. Blitz said holding out his flintlock. "Now are you going to leave and never come back-"

FLASH!!!

Blitzo vanishes.

Voldemort, staring around waiting for the strange creature, moved on to his goal ahead of him.

"Harry Potter." Voldemort said looking down at the tiny infant in a box. "AVADA KEDAVRA-"

BOOM!!!!!

FLASH!!!!!

"Blitz oh thank Satan your okay!" Millie said as they had the book opened and a spell was glowing. "We had no idea where you went we started to panic and-"

"Everything's fine Mills." Blitzo said as Harry hugged him and hooted happily. "Everything's as it should be."

To be Continued...

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