"There. That's the last known sighting of her." Agent Two said pointing to a still image of a bushy brown haired girl going into Kings Cross train station.

"There's children that go missing in the UK at school time." Two said.

"They always head to Kings Cross or their local train station. All over the country. Where do they go? Who do they meet?"

"And why do they drop off the face of the planet?" Two asked putting her thumb and forefinger to her chin.

"Ey go ahead and apparate 'ome I gotta bleed da lizard." Came from outside their hideout. And they saw a robed man waddling into the alley and steadying himself. He was clearly drunk.

"Uh Whassa spell again? Uh...oh yeah Lumos."

"That's convenient." Agent Two smirked with her partner.

After capturing the what they now knew was a "wizard" with females being "witches" they learned with some, less than legal interrogation techniques, That wizards and witches where gathered at a young age to learn the craft at various schools around the world. Livermorny in America, Beauxbatons in France and the premiere wizarding academy fore Europe was Hogwarts in the Scottish Highlands. Using various highly advanced secret CIA, NSA and Military satellites they found what appeared to be an ancient castle in Scotland. There was also a large football stadium size pitch on the grounds presumably for school sports of some kind. They watched the school for a while. Half a year and nothing. And then...

"Woah. What the Hell was that?"

A dark aura was being raised by the castle. Then it vanished.

"Ya think these magic users have something to do with Hell?" Agent Two asked.

"That was definitely a demonic aura. It's time for a raid!" Agent One slammed his fist down on the console and threw their snacks to the ground with his arm clacking his fingers around the console.

Gathering two teams, one to raid the dungeons of the castle and one to run through the front doors, they gathered hidden in a small wizarding village apparently called Hogsmeade.

"Cute little town. I could see myself vacationing here a couple of days." Agent Two said from their room at the Hogs Head inn. A seedy inn on the far side of town.

"Don't get too used to it if I had my way this entire area would be raised to the ground." Agent One said with a snarl.

Using his spying mirrors, Aberforth Took this information up to the caste immediately.

"Oh Dear me dear me dear me." Albus said. "Well if our new muggle friends wish to pay us a visit, who am I to deny them? Especially when we have access to one of Hells leading assault teams..."

"You finally lost it haven't you?" Aberforth asked as he shook his head and returned to the Hogshead Inn to spy on the muggles using his inn to conspire against the school.

Using the Hellphone Blitzo gave him, Albus sent his first ever phone call to the Imps number and raised it to his ear.

"Head Giver! It's about time you decided to call upon my services outside the classroom. Whose the target? Old lover coming for your job? Your weird brother down at the Hogshead? Want me to break into Nurmengard and kill off old Grindlewald?

"No none of that will be necessary thank you." Albus said in an amused tone. "But it appears we are about to be invaded by the Muggle Government."

"Say no more we're there YESTERDAY! ALL RIGHT MOX MILLS AND LOONIE PACK YOUR SHIT! We're headed to Hogwarts!!!"

Using the Sonorus charm Albus held his wand to his throat. "All students report to their common rooms immediately all Teachers report to my office immediately we are about to be invaded by the Muggle Government. We take no chances. Prefects defer to your Head Boy and Girl for orders. Meals will be served in the dormitories for two days. Classes are canceled for the rest of the week, students are confined to their dorms until further notice."

He sat back in his chair as a portal opened and a Blitzo hopped through looking ready to fight with a large bag over his shoulder. Presumably full of weaponry.

"Alrighty Headmaster Just Leave this to me and my team." Blitzo said as Moxxie Millie and Loona followed him through the ports. Mildred held a large wicked looking battle axe.

"What the?" Blitzo said as he had his head in the bottomless bag and A young owl boy popped up with a hoot. "Harry just what are you doing in my weapons bag?" The imp demanded with a stern glare.

"Napping. It's surprisingly comfy in these Bottomless bags. Hi Headmaster!" Harry waves as he climbed out.

"I see your awake now and more comfortable in your new body." Albus said sadly looking over the boy he had babysat a few times as an infant.

"Yep. Papas ritual gave me new life I've never felt so strong! So what's going on? Why are we here with your weapons bag?" Harry asked his Dad.

"The team and I are going to protect Hogwarts from Muggle Government invaders." Blitzo said as he passed out guns to Moxxie and Millie.

"Ooo ooo ooo can I help?! I've been itching for another fight ever since Wally Whackfords Tranpoline park! Harry said Oooing again at a classic Tommy Gun with a drum magazine and pulling out another. Holding them out steady. "Nice."

"Are you sure your ready for this?" Blitzo demanded putting their foreheads together. "You remember what happened last time."

Harry smirked and grabbed 2 smgs. Dad I've been waiting for this moment for YEARS!"

"Your not welcome." A painting insisted as the agents moved forward into the magic school.

"Quiet trash." An agent ordered.

"Wait!"

"One it's just a child. Hi little guy! Where's your parents?" Agent Two asked the cute looking owl boy who was clearly a demon and getting her weapon ready.

Harry smirked evilly and pulled out his Thompsons. "You lot are trespassing in my house." Harry said with glowing green flamed eyes. "You aren't the Queen bitch here. I am. And you know what we brits always say. God save the Queen."

Bullets start flying from his Twin Thompsons . The two agents in front siding to the side as agents behind them took the lead and fell. Blood Flying as agents scrambled to hide from the gunfire.

"Suck my bird pussy!!!!" Harry shouted. Cawing in rage.

"Beta Team status report!" Agent One shouted through his walkie talkie.

"God please stop I'm sorry!" Came from the walkie talkie before a slicing sound.

"BITCHES!!!!" CAAAAAWWWW

"What the hell is going on there was never any intel on non magical weapons here?!" Agent Two demanded as she and Agent One ducked behind a suit of armor to avoid the bulletstorm.

Running out of bullets Harry dropped the Thompson's one by one and brought forth his Hex aura.

The owl boy cawed as he ran at his enemies with glowing hands. He leapt at more men firing hex bolts. Wrapping his long legs around ones head and using his hex bolts to blow up his skull blood flying everywhere.

He flipped back when a chain came flying at him and grabbed it yanking it toward himself grabbing the woman's head and exploding it again. Covered in blood from head to toe now. A metaphorical baptism.

Wrapping the chain around his hands he twirled it quickly as he was surrounded by 3 katana weighing agents. He blocked strikes with the chain and blade attached. Harry quickly leaped over and decapitated all 3 with one quick slice of the scythed end. Their heads flying in 3 directions as their corpses tumbled.

Bringing out The Jackal he then fired off rounds getting the remaining Agents one at a time in various parts of the head or upper body. One poor bastard got it a bullet through his eye.

Bang

"Ahh!" Harry shouted as he felt the bullet in his leg and he fell over, Dropping The Jackal.

"Nice shot partner." Agent Two said. Confiscating the large pistol. "Fuck this thing is heavy how much does this thing weigh?" She asked the brat.

"16 kilos." Harry smirked through his pain. "Far superior firepower to anything you assholes have and more like a cheap shot you two bit prick." Harry hissed.

One grabbed the boys head and carried him with an arm around his neck toward the slaughter of their colleagues.

"Watch the feathers asshole!" Harry hissed.

"Not one more move." Came a voice.

Blitzo turned to see his only son whimpering with a leg wound. But covered in human blood meaning he had clearly held his own without their help until now.

"Motherfuckers." Loona growled.

"Loonie." Blitzo said. "They got us by the balls. Or they would, except for one thing they haven't accounted for."

"WhO dAreS To hArm mY Only SoN?!" Came from a red mist.

"Agent Two?" He asked nervously. She turned her head around like an owl.

"What's the matter demon hunter?" Two asked in another's voice. Corpses rose and started drawing a sigil in blood. "Never seen a real demon before?" Agent twos Head twisted like an owls to shake and shudder grinning disturbingly before turning back and kneeling on the sigil.

Two kneeled and feathers poured into the air from her mouth.

From the feathers came a giant laughing bird monstrosity.

"Daddy's home." Harry smirked painfully in Agent Ones grasp.

"Daddy?" Agent One shook in terror as the bird roared at them. Then pulled back and a y'all regal looking owl man flared down at the cowering humans.

"Give me my son." Stolas glared.

Agent One held up Harry bridal style to the demon.

"Hi Papa." Harry said, putting his arms around Stolas' neck for balance.

"What did I say about going on missions with Blitzy?" Stolas demands.

"Not until I was of age."

"Are you of age?"

"No. But come on Dad I had to help protect Hogwarts! They had 2 teams!"

"Did you have assistance?"

"No...but I killed most of them with my magic and by my bare hands it was riveting!"

"You've discovered your strength as a Goetia owl."

"Oh it was so cool! I yanked one bitch toward me with a chain weapon and blasted her head off with my hex bolt!"

"Oh you don't say? We must get you into a hot bath your injured and covered in filth."

"I kinda like that chain weapon can I keep it?!"

"Maybe as a souvenir." Stolas said as he carried Harry out of the room.

"What the fuck just happened?" Agent Two asked in complete disbelief that the brat that just slaughtered her team was barely being scolded by his parent like a naughty child.

Moxie Aims his shotgun at Agent One while Loona holds Agent Two in the same headlock they had Harry in pointing a glock at her head. "Let's see how you like it."

"Dear god." Minerva put a palm to her mouth as they surveyed Harry's battlefield. One was still alive trying to escape. The imp called Millie, Harry's Satanmother was stabbing those fallen to ensure death. She gets to the straggler, grabs her by the hair and cuts her throat.

"A little sloppy but not bad work for a rookie." Millie praises the carnage.

"I'm not so sure that's a good thing."

"Oh piss off this is Harry's chosen career. I've been training him to fight for himself like this since he could walk."

"Let's see ah here it is!" Millie found the blood splattered chain weapon.

"So this was his weapon?"

"Yep. Looks like he decapitated a few of the targets with the blade but used the chain to break the necks of most. Ooo he popped this ones head off nice!" She took a selfie and typed "So proud of my Satanson's progress in training!" To her Voxtagram account.

The praise for Harry instantly poured through from her followers.

"Nice! What's my adorable nephews kill count?" Asked Her sister, Sally Mae. Mama And Daddy are super proud.

"107 corpses minus 3 stragglers." Millie replies.

"Damn fine work! I'd be proud to work with him myself!" Came from another imp assassination team.

"Price for a head to mount on my wall?"

"Hmm." Millie thought about that last line. "500 Souls." She types to the person asking for a head.

"Great! I'll VoxVo you the money and dm you my shipping info!"

"Oh dear god why?!" Minerva demanded.

"Cash is cash." Millie shrugged. She put one of the decapitated heads in her bottomless bag, grabbing a few more for the market. Rent was coming up after all.

"Why have you turned my school into a bloodbath?" Dumbledore demeaned the two tied up agents.

"We ain't telling you'd nothing wizard scum!" Agent One hocked a loogie at Albus' face.

Hagrid roared in anger making Two eep in terror as Hagrid got in his face. And demanded "Apologize!"

"Hagrid!" Albus said with a hand on his shoulder.

"I-I-I apologize sir that was unprofessional of me."

"Hmm." Dumbledore said as he wiped his nose of spit.

"Well we have ways of gathering information from your minds."

"What are ya gonna do cast a spell?" Agent Two laughed condescendingly.

"We could do that. Or...Professor Blitzo and his team are very eager for some revenge on you for harming Mr. Goetia, Professor Blitzos only son."

"Oh shit." Two said.

"Spell Spell!" One shouted!

"LEGILLIMENS!" Dumbledore shouted, going through their memories.

"Their superiors know nothing. Clean up will be simple." Dumbledore said to Blitzo and co as he came back.

"Clean up?" Agent Two asked nervously.

"OBLIVIATE!"

Trisha blinked.

"Hey Trish come on this chicken ain't gonna fry itself!" Her manager said.

Orwell blinked. He looked over to Trisha the fry cook also seemingly dazed He walked over to the janitors closet and got out the mop bucket and cleanser. This Chicken4days had the highest rating for bathroom cleanliness and he was damn sure gonna keep it that way!

To Be Continued...

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