"Push forward comrades!" Re-Destro's silly head popped out from the lid that leads from the vanilla section of the ice cream cart. "We're almost there! Move move move!"

Skeptic's head popped on the chocolate section. "We don't have all day! They're going to move out any moment now!"

"And we're here!" Geten said triumphantly as he pointed to a clearing just right up ahead, with the League just sitting around and doing nothing, like the losers that they are.
How did Geten suddenly teleport them in? Nothing like a good ol' switchin' of manga panels duh! If there's someone better than him at switching manga panels so we readers couldn't see him fight, then it would be Dabi.

Gigantomachia seemed too busy with his Minecraft world in his super awesome Playstation COLOSSUS to even notice them.

Curious's head popped out from the strawberry section of the cart. "Wait a moment," she said as she descended back into the dark corridors of the ice cream cart. "I'll just go get my stuff." In typical woman fashion, she getting prepared took her almost an hour because that's just how the world works.

"League of Villains!" Re-Destro called out from the cart as he pulled out his right arm through. "I challenge you-"

He didn't even finish talking when the entire League surrounded them. It was not your typical surround, but the abnormal one bordering on the bizarre. All six of them with their combined collision sizes of their respective 3D models are enough to trap the MLA elites in place.

"I'll have a scoop of 'I Don't Give a F***, please…" Tomura said, raising up a finger while trying to fish out his wallet from his pants, but he just ended up disintegrating his wallet along with his pants.

"One scoop of 'I Don't Give a-" Re-Destro, in his ice cream vendor outfit swooped back into the cart, before resurfacing few seconds later like a woman in a shampoo commercial.

"Sorry we're out, but we have the 'I Don't Give a Flying F*** flavor."

"It's fine."

Re-Destro pulled out a chunk of ice cream from below him and handed it over to Geten, who carefully placed them in a wafer cone before handing it over to Tomura, who just slapped it onto his face because he's too stupid to remove his hand-mask first. Nothing else happened that much except making the flavor symbolic of what's going on.

It was at this moment when Re-Destro jumped out of the ice cream cart and removed his disguise, making everyone there gasp, including Gigantomachia who let out a womanly shriek – apparently he has a sexy womanly voice when getting spooked.

"He's not an ice cream vendor!" Tomura took a step back in surprise, seeing the awesome new outfit of Re-Destro. "It's Santa Claws!"

The rest of the League just looked at him silly for misspelling ol' Santa. How did they know it was misspelled? Not even science has the answers for that one.

Re-Destro ripped out his shirt again.

"He's not Santa Claws!" Tomura took yet another step back, tripped over a rock, fell over the hill, came tumbling down straight in Deika City, and rolling into a manhole, and eventually into your mom, and back up the mountain again. "He's a bodybuilder!"

Re-Destro, with the grace and poise of an educated Sasquatch fresh out of college, grabbed a nearby stash of fancy formal clothes from under a rock – stealing them from a spider that's about to go to his job interview.

"That's not a bodybuilder!" Tomura, who's currently strolling someone's mother, did a backflip. "That's Repeated Destruction!"

"Am no Repeated Destruction!" Re-Destro said as he stepped on the spider demanding his clothes back. "I'm Re-Destro! Extraordinarily handsome Leader of the MLA!" Curious fainted afterwards, not because of the cringe, but because she gets extra pay for pretending to faint every time the leader says he's handsome. But everyone thought it's just because of the cringe.

"Hah! So another villain group has come forth to oppose us? I accept your challenge, stranger!" Tomura did a series of backflips, but the rest of the League members just ruined it when they just walked up to stand by his side. Meanwhile, the mom he's been strolling (That could be yours) just stood aside and readied up a phone.

"Wait!" Geten yelled out. "Where's Kizuki?!"

Trumpet remembered their little talk about the Plot last night and looked around as well. She just fainted out of cringe earlier and now she's completely gone! The two looked around, under a rock with the grieving family of the dead spider, 6 feet under them, asked the mom if she saw anything, and even checked is he's suddenly in Gigantomachia's Minecraft world. But there was nothing. She suddenly disappeared!

It was only then when the two turned around and saw two very small figures. It was a figure of Curious and Toga lying about on the forest floor. They both reached down and collected it for extra points.

They observed again and saw the two way down in the streets of Deika City duking it out.

"It's the PLOT!" Geten cried out, hands on his head. "We gotta go save her!"

"We got no time to waste!" Trumpet responded and the two went to ride the ice cream cart down the mountain.

…

"WHO THE F*** IS KIZUKI?!" Re-Destro yelled as the two sped down the mountain slope.

"I think it's Curious, sir." Skeptic quickly booted up his laptop, but because it's a hard-disk based laptop, it took him over a minute – with Tomura bashing his taste for storage devices and holding up his new phone given to him by your mom, the device promptly disintegrating into his hands. "Yep, it's Curious."

"I'm getting old and that's why you people should just call yourselves with your god damned codenames! DAMMIT!"

"Right you are, Boss. I'm Skeptic by the way."

"No you're Skepsman now."

"Enough! Let's end this now!" Tomura yelled out before lunging forward, arms outstretched, ready to turn the two into dust. But as he drew closer, a wave of black smoke pushed both Re-Destro and Skeptic tumbling down the mountain. They would have rolled back down even more if it weren't for Re-Destro morphing into his big form, carrying his personal SIMP, and jumping back up again. While high in the sky and impersonating a wee little hummingbird, Re-Destro aimed to flatten Tomura.

But it was to no avail. They landed a good ten meters above him. As discussed earlier, Tomura is surrounded by an invulnerable force-field that says 'PLOT'. The word appeared every time Re-Destro tried to punch the shield. No matter how much damage he put in, it just wouldn't break.

"It's the fabled Plot Armor, sir!" Skeptic yelled out as he rode Re-Destro's back. "We can't breach it!"

"Oh yeah?!" Re-Destro jumped near Gigantomachia, and ordered his little passenger to call down all the giant-based members in their army of over a hundred thousand to take care of the giant.

A few seconds later, an earthquake is felt as legions of titans came marching towards the mountain. It would take them here faster if it weren't for little people zipping around -them on their stupid little grappling hooks hoping to land a sword slice at the back of their necks. Re-Destro wondered a bit if they're lost.

Anyways, the giants eventually came in. But instead of Gigantomachia rearing up to fight, he turned his huge Detnerat-grade LCD HD monitor and pointed at the cool-looking little wooden shack he made in Minecraft, causing all the giants there to stare at it in wonder and amazement before asking Machia to let them join, in which he did.

And now there's a disturbing amount of giants with controllers going Creative in Minecraft trying to build a model of UA.

Re-Destro just looked at them in sheer confusion before focusing his attention back to Tomura. It was only at this moment they could see the rest of the League members just awkwardly standing there. Makes sense, because if they fought alongside their boss, Tomura and his pathetic weak-ass Quirk will get overshadowed, even if over a half of them are also weak.

Re-Destro uprooted a tree and flung it to Tomura – hitting his Plot Armor and doing nothing, he then flung a huge boulder – hitting his Plot Armor and doing nothing, he then flung Kyudai Garaki – bouncing off the slope of the Plot Armor and doing multiple flips and gaining an award for the oldest person capable of doing that.

The doctor attributed it to his loving Nomu Wife, drinking responsibly, and never doing drugs. He became an instant hit and a billionaire almost instantly, doing synchronized flips with his spouse.

"Did that that Nomu f***er just abandoned us?!" Tomura shrieked. But it was a regular Tomura-like shriek and not a Re-Destro-like shriek which made the CEO laugh. "Enough games! DIE!"

This time, Re-Destro expected the Plot Armor and just stood there, unable to be touched by Tomura since his Plot Armor is blocking. But just as he's about to laugh, the Plot Armor shrunk just at the range of Tomura's hands peeking out. A lightning fast reaction and a jump later, Re-Destro is instantly at the other side.

"WOAH! What the miyaSHITa is that?!"

"Boss, it appears he can control his Plot Armor so he can actually touch things! It could be the same thing he used to defeat other villain groups!" Skeptic yelled out just as he dangled articles in front of Re-Destro's face. Despite being sent in Machia's way earlier, he's now suddenly back with his boss because nothing makes sense now. "We have no chance against it!"

"Who says we have no chance huh? Search up the army! Find me someone who can increase power! If heroes can get away with punching harder, so can I!"

Skeptic hurried, clacking his absurdly long fingers – that made him quite popular with the ladies, on his laptop. "Boss! They're scattered across Japan! Want me to warp them in?"

"I Don't Five a Guck!" Re-Destro said that stunned Tomura a bit as he processed the swapped letters within his diminutive brain. After a few short seconds, smoke began to come out of Tomura's ears as if he's now currently using 100% of his brain in the same way computers get janky upon operating at 100% disk.

Meanwhile, Re-Destro used this time to buff himself up even further with the help of a hundred MLA power boosters and go after the other League members. But like Tomura, all of them just stood there, with their impenetrable Plot Armor barely even reacting at him.

"MiyaSHITa!" Re-Destro swore under his breath, but because that would mean he would go under himself, he fixed that up instantly and swore over his breath. No matter how many power boosters he has, nothing could go in. He jumped back to where he was earlier and pulled out his phone in preparation for his back-up plan.

"Hah!" Re-Destro said as he showed his phone to the League. But just as he was about to press the screen, it broke because of how strong he is.

Powered by absurd amounts of boosters as well as insurmountable frustration, Re-Destro grew even bigger and pulverized Gigantomachia himself, ripping the Playstation COLOSSUS piece by piece until all that's left of it are small electronic parts. The rest of Machia's playmates are impressed by their Boss's ability to turn a working thing into useless electronic scrap in half a second.

By the time he's done, half of the mountain's been destroyed.

…

The League is still there, just staring at him with their stupidly overpowered Plot Armor, and Tomura is there laughing his ass off that he actually fell down.

"GAAAH!" Re-Destro was pissed off that he summoned his Detnerat-Grade Phone from RUSSIANS IN SPACE!, which is far bigger than what he had and then used it to call a bunch of heroes, fully knowing that if there are people that can punch through Plot Armor, it should be-

He didn't even finish when a supersonic being flew by him and single-handedly took down the entire League of Villains one by one, too fast to be even seen. After a few seconds, Gran Torino – the old man who refused to die, finally showed himself.

Re-Destro, amazed by the old man being a fan of Megamind 8 even though it doesn't even exist yet, went back to his regular mode. He was about to go in and congratulate the man when he smacked head on to Tomura's still-active Plot Armor.

Moments later, tendrils of wood stretched out from a corner. It was Kamui Woods, and he instantly binded the League members without a sweat. A few seconds more, All Might arrived, closely followed by the remainder of the top ten heroes alongside the top ten drag queens of the country.

"What took you so long?" Re-Destro asked Gran Torino from outside the barrier as Skeptic went down from his back.

"Good thing you reported the attack as fast as possible. Or else we will miss the League again… you did good."

Re-Destro and Skeptic both got brownie points from the heavens and it automatically went to their respective inventories. But with no clue how to open them or even access them in the first place, they just lost it.

"Wait a minute… is it true that you heroes are just letting them get away over and over again just so you get to do clean-up jobs?" Skeptic asked the hero as he hid behind his Boss.

"No. The League is the single greatest threat to Japan as we speak. We would never do such a thing!" Gran Torino said, putting his best 'I want to get my senior citizen discount' face.

"But how come they always get away?"

Before Torino can speak, a female voice from the crowd spoke up. It was Ragdoll, holding up a fish-flavored ice cream in one hand and air on the other. "I can track the League from miles away and-"

A laser pointer appeared in front of her, distracting her completely as she was led to a cat carrier to be shipped to Africa. She was never heard of again after that.

"Wait a minute…" Gran Torino's old wise eyes narrowed at the two. "Have you two been fighting the League this whole time?"

"Um… yes…?"

"Do you have any idea how illegal it is to fight against the League?"

"Because they're so weak and people might find out that heroes are just letting them get away so they get to do hero stuff…? That's why Stain caused a massive hero search and the Overhaul raid got the best heroes in the country sent… in… because they're not that weak…?"

Heroes from all over their part of the mountain narrowed their eyes at them.

"Uh oh…"