"Geten! Hard right!" Trumpet yelled out from above the screeching tires of the ice cream cart as the two went down the mountain. The two have been going downhill for quite some time now because of the League's Plot Armor making Geten unable to generate ice to fly them off.
Geten turned a hard left, because he's stupid. But it didn't matter, they made a cool screenshot out of it. Somewhere beyond the cosmos, that shot became someone's screensaver.
Trumpet pushed onwards until they got into a relatively smooth path on the road which allowed him to get on top of the cart and lean forward like a wannabe-surfer. The only problem is that neither of them are aerodynamic and Geten's parka is catching a lot of air that they became mad and turned into hot air, making Geten lighter and lighter until he's practically floating and carrying the cargo with him.
"Geten! There they are, stop floating, we need to get down!" Trumpet pointed down to the heated Plot-related battle between Curious and Toga, the two looking like they're hurling insults at each other like the physical manifestation of Twitter.
"I can- *hmmmmph*!" Geten's coat filled up and up until horny inflation fetishists gathered down below, in which Trumpet unhooked one of the Iceman's buttons in an attempt to fall on them.
But it was not what he expected as the two came hurling down through the sky, smacking head-on onto Soaperman – master of soaps, until finally finding out that he was just a very muscular cybernetic bird all along, answering the age-old question of 'bird or plane' once and for all.
Gas escaping through Geten's parka sounded like a wet fart, but that is not to say wet farts are not associated with him, which makes it even harder to know if it's the real sound or not.
But Trumpet is not going to give up, for he's an ascended homie to Geten and therefore got the added buff mechanic of Bondage – don't mind the name of the buff. He wrapped his political legs onto the cart and spread his arms, spreading dominance in the skies and allowing them to glide.
He landed the ice cream cart perfectly in one of the road, missing the fight of the two token females. By this time Curious is now blabbering about great news and Toga is down on her knees, looking like she's partially existing in two universes.
"Oh crap! She's flashbacking!" Trumpet yelled to Geten as he steered the ice cream cart on the road through sheer dominance as the ice man tried to regain his bearings. "It means she's gonna do a Plot-related attack once she's done!"
"What's that?!" Geten asked as loud as he could to get heard. "What do you mean Plot-related attack?!"
"I don't care about the Plot, we need to get her ASAP! Once flashback ends, Toga WILL finish the fight instantly! via DEUS EX MACHINA!"
"Will Kizuki die?!"
"Very likely if we don't move! Let's go!"
Geten turned hard right, this time because he's not an idiot. Trumpet T-posed all the way until they turned a corner. One more turn and they would be right up the alley where the two token females are battling it out for true female villain supremacy.
One turn and they could now clearly see the fight between the two. Curious is just standing in front of Toga, still talking about how great news and great articles and blah blah blah blah.
"Aaargh! I can't stand it!" Trumpet yelled as the two circled them as they can't get past Toga's Plot Armor – and Curious is somehow inside it. "Curious's getting more and more stereotypical, delusional, and evil! She's telling everyone how bad of a person she is! It means SHE'S GOING TO DIE!"
"She's standing too close to Toga! I bet it's gonna be a melee attack going to happen!"
"You betcha it's gonna happen! Keep circling until Toga does something!"
The two kept spinning around them, mindful of the physical Plot Armor barrier as Toga continues her flashback. Meanwhile, Curious is now yelling how much she'd like to cook kids and boil them alive.
A few minutes later, Toga turned into Uraraka – a master of bending the Plot just so she could suplex her supposedly Quirkless enemies. She then touched Curious's shoe and the blue woman started floating into the air, laughing maniacally about stealing nuclear launch codes and bringing forth the apocalypse.
Both Trumpet and Geten saw the act and remembered that Uraraka can only levitate things as is, and not the person wearing them unless she touched them through skin contact.
"See?! The Plot is in full force!" Trumpet angled his outstretched arms as he guided the ice cream cart, forcing Geten to drive farther from the group.
"What do we do?!"
"Miss Kizuki is floating OFF the Plot Armor barrier! We can get her if we drive off to Toga and use her Plot Armor as a ramp! How's your ice powers going?"
Geten turned the ice cream cart and checked his ice powers. Still nothing, the League's bigger invisible PLOT ARMOR is still preventing him from using his powers. "Nothing! Let's see if your plan works!"
The ice cream cart drove off a couple of meters away from the scene before turning around in full force and heading straight to Toga, Trumpet's arms start flapping wildly to accelerate them even further.
Just as they got within ten meters of the scene, Trumpet readied his stance on top of the cart, both arms grabbing hold onto metal railings as he pulled up with all his might to do a bunny hop onto the Plot Armor.
Sure enough, the cart bounced onto the PLOT ARMOR and went straight to the sky. Trumpet successfully grabbed hold of Curious – or whatever part of her facing the ground closest to him and then immediately shoved her inside the ice cream cart as they continued to soar through the air.
"Hanabata! How are going to land?!" Geten called out as they began their descent.
Trumpet inspected the situation. While fall damage and falling down can't do much to them (as super punches can't even break any skulls), Curious might be killed by sudden impact as she's still currently under the effect of Toga's Plot-Warping ability. Being the fast thinker that he is, he abused the logic that he's a character no one wants and climbed down the bottom of the cart as it fell from the sky.
"I'm going to cushion the landing!" he yelled. "Geten! Get behind me and cushion the cart too!"
"Yessir!" Geten climbed down and positioned himself between Trumpet and the cart.
*CRASH!*
It was not a real crash, but Manga Fukidashi – God of MHA, was just fooling around.
…
*CRASH!*
Trumpet took the full brunt of the impact, and Geten successfully cushioned the ice cream cart.
"WOOHOO! We saved Kizuki! Yay!" Geten got up and danced around the cart, making sure his parka would not be blown away by the wind or else the hordes of fangirls might find him again.
"We're not quite done yet, young Geten!" Trumpet stood up from the small crater in the shape of him and dusted himself. "We still got to check if Miss Kizuki made the fall the same way we do." He then reached into the ice cream cart and moved his hands around until he felt something warm, soft, big, and round. Being fully aware when a joke is about to happen, he pulled up his hand to see what he got.
"Aha!"
Geten saw what he got. "Hanabata, is it a boob joke?"
"Why yes it is! But it was a joke and I didn't fall for it!"
"So what do you got there?"
"Miss Kizuki's brain!"
"Wow! Where's Kizuki?"
Trumpet's eyes widened as he stared at the pink gelatinous mass of Kizuki's grey matter, and reached in again, hoping to get anything worthwhile when Geten pointed out that there's a cartoony-shaped hole in the shape of Curious jumping out on the front side of the ice cream cart.
Both looked on to see a blue delusional madwoman running through the streets. To her right is a fair maiden that just got described because she's pretty. But since the author is male, the maiden has massive dobonkoheroos and he just had to describe it.
"Kizuki! Nooooo!" Geten made a mad dash forwards but tripped on his feet and fell down.
"Guess it's up to me now!" Trumpet leaped over Geten and ran to catch the woman. Little did he realize that Geten had already stood up and ran ahead of him just to trip again, forcing Trumpet to jump over him once more until their little game of track and field leap-frog reached seven times, before they realized they are already meters ahead of Curious, who's lacking a sports bra and running too slow on her trip back to Toga to preferably die for real.
Geten rushed up to her and pinned her down with his insane layers of winter clothing. Trumpet walked up to them and climbed up Geten and did a pose – a legion of pigeons flying overhead as he raised up the brain.
It was all going too well when-
"She slipped!" Geten yelled out as Curious slipped under him and resumed her running. Shouting how she's gonna make a crap-ton of great news and being stereotypical among many others. She twirled, spun her hair around, zipped along the stretch of road with the grace a ballerina – an ugly ballerina.
"Oh no you don't!" Trumpet was about to dash to get her back when he tripped over Geten once again.
"Go! Run after her!" Geten yelled as he stood up. "Run, Trumpet, Run! RUN FOR PRESIDENT!"
Trumpet felt the political power infusing into him, giving him the strength to go on, the strength to save their ugly teammate from killing herself because the Plot merely demanded it, the strength… to RUN FOR PRESIDENT!
He ran, and he ran fast. He was about to reach Curious when he remembered that Japan doesn't have presidents…
"Geten!" he said, running back to the Iceman. "Japan doesn't have a president!"
"Then GO RUN FOR VICE PRESIDENT!"
"JAPAN DOESN'T HAVE A VICE PRESIDENT!"
"RUN FOR MAYOR!"
"RIGHT!" Trumpet felt the strength infuse him again as he started running, brain in hand, into one direction, taking him to various places across the country. He ran so fast that he breached the barrier separating the world from the multiverse, and he saw himself as the current Prime Minister of Japan in the real world.
But his journey was short-lived, for his run speed became lower than 88 miles per hour, bringing him back to his original homeworld, Curious's brain still in his hand.
"What the hell, Trumpet?! She's getting away!" Geten ran up to him and pointed at Curious, who's currently putting cats on trees as an extreme act of evil.
"Enough!" Trumpet yeeted Curious's brain all the way to its owner, hitting her at the back of her head and sending her tumbling down. She's supposed to land face-first but her chest met the ground first, pissing off her face.
"YES!" the duo said in unison, reaching their target. "WE DID IT! HUGS FOR THE HOMIES!" Trumpet and Geten hugged each other, feeling a third member wrap his wet flippers around the duo before completely disappearing once more.
"Look what I found!" Geten broke free from the hug and held up a brain. "Are you sure what you got is Kizuki's brain?"
"Uuuhhh…" Trumpet inspected the brain. It was far smaller than what he had. If it were Re-Destro's or Skeptic's, it would have made sense, but Curious? Maybe not.
"I got another one!" Geten held up an even smaller brain.
"Where are you getting all these brains?" Trumpet scratched the back of his head, seeing Geten pull off another brain from his back. There's a small brain, a rectangular brain, a star-shaped brain, a birdbrain, and a big brain. He kept the big brain for himself for every hour is big brain time.
He was about to eat it to gain intelligence when he noticed a huge pile of dead Nomus from the streets where he and Geten ran from, with the ice cream cart still there.
"Oh, it's those useless cannon fodders again…" Trumpet mused.
"I swear they get worse and worse every season…" Geten was about to talk about the benefits of having actual threats as villains when both heard a loud moan coming from Curious. It was a sexy moan, but since she's ugly, their already-negative sex drive plunged even deeper.
Curious slowly got up and sat, her supposed brain just lying about beside her.
"Congratulations, Miss Kizuki! We just saved you from the plot!" Trumpet yelled out, stretched his arms and flapped about, surprising himself that he just levitated off the ground a good two feet above. He was about to enjoy it when he realized he was just being carried by birds.
"Yeah! You're saved! You're immortal now!" Geten tried to flap too but forgot to put to the letter 'l' to it.
"Whu…?" Curious looked at her hands. Her vision is still blurry for a bit and there's an entire whirlwind of thoughts going around in her head. And by whirlwind she meant a literal whirlwind, as her head is literally empty. She looked at her left, and there was Trumpet playing with a trombone, to her right is Geten playing with himself.
The woman stood up, all wobbly. "What happened?"
"The Plot pitted you against Toga, as expected for a token female in the team – of course you're going to go against their token! It was obvious!" Trumpet wiggled in his standing position for no reason. "She tried to levitate you off the ground and maybe drop you when you reached a certain height!"
"But…" Curious raised an eyebrow. "But fall damage doesn't exist-"
"It's the PLOT!" Geten yelled out as he's done, and then got sad that him playing with Detnerat-Patented Geten dolls is a vastly different meaning that he intended with 'playing with himself'.
Curious nodded along, realizing that the Plot has no bounds. It's so powerful that it transcends all reality and is basically a god now, being an actual challenge to Manga Fukidashi – God of MHA. "So what really happened, am I making myself as evil as possible now?"
"You said you're going to eat kids and-" Trumpet pointed at a cat up a tree, "-you're putting cats on trees now. So yep! You're making yourself as bad as possible so people won't get mad if you get killed!"
"We saved you, Kizuki! Gimme a hug!"
Curious just smiled at the Iceman and stood up and gave him a hug. Meanwhile Trumpet refused, not because he doesn't want tig ol' bitties pressing up against him, but because hugging an ugly lady is not good for his political image (And someone might take a picture). It made him think a bit if running for president might be a good one after all, since he has literally no competition.
He's been stroking his majestic armpit hair when Curious hugged him as well. Welp, time to consider running for president then as the waves of paparazzi cornered them and took pictures of him with disgust plastered onto their faces – this is SO not good for his image.
"Much appreciated guys!" Curious said as she broke off the hug. "So is it true I'm immortal now?"
"Maybe?" Trumpet dusted himself off as the Ugly is an easily transmittable disease. "The Plot is a one-time thing. Just check out Sir Nighteye! He's been putting himself to the limits these days! Have you seen his videos of using the femur breaker?"
"He's become invincible after successfully preventing his own Death-By-Plot!" Geten waved his stubby arms about. "It could mean you're invincible now too!"
Geten made a huge ice fist and rammed it directly into Curious's face. The woman was sent flying across the road doing a series of award-winning flips.
"Hey! I have my powers now-" Geten stopped and pointed a finger on a rage-mode Re-Destro carrying Skeptic running as fast as he can into their direction, with a huge wave of heroes following about.