Sekirei One Shots

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this is just a random one shot that pops into my brain. Be prepared for anything AU and OOC should be expected.)

Minato was tired as hell. He hadn't slept well last night because of Musubi and Kazehana both deciding to curl up with him naked and he had tried to get out of their grip but…well Kazehana was number 03 and Musubi was a fist fighter who also had the powers of 08. He hadn't been able to go anywhere and he just kind of hoped that they didn't break his spine by accident. He already knew that he had some cracked ribs.

Then he got to work today only to learn that Seo didn't show up, which meant he had to do Seo's work as well.

Now he was pretty sure that being tired as hell wasn't a good excuse for what happened, but it did explain it and had Kazehana and Matsu laughing their asses off.

Minato had walked into the Inn with a tired call of how he was home, gotten another bone cracking hug from Musubi, a hug and quick kiss from Kazehana, a quick kiss from Tsukinomi and then a kiss from Kagari before he patted Kuusano's head as she hugged his leg.

Walking past the living room to get to the kitchen he barely even batted an eye at the sight of Miya there doing the Hannya technique on Seo who had come over to mooch off of her again.

"Welcome back Mina.." Miya trailed off, her Hannya still out to terrify Seo.

The reason she had trailed off was because Minato had patted her head as he passed, making Kazehana snort loudly at the look of disbelief on Miya's face.

"Ara Minato-kun. Patting my head like that. Surely you aren't coming on to this old widow." Miya said her Hannya now turning towards Minato who was getting a bottle of water out of the kitchen. Turning to face the mask Minato didn't even bat an eye as he reached out and petted the top of the masks' head as well.

"Good Hannya." Minato said sleepily while even the mask looked taken aback and surprised at this.

"Ara. You must want to be punished Minato-kun." Miya said although she looked surprised and impressed that he hadn't been terrified of the mask.

"Miya-san I'm not in any condition to indulge in your slave and master games." Minato said with a yawn as he walked into the living room again. Miya's eyes popped open and she gaped at Minato while Kazehana burst out laughing and from upstairs Matsu was cackling as well. The rest of the group had their jaws on the ground.

"Damn Minato. You've got some big balls." Seo said whistling impressed.

"You would too if you actually manned up enough to do your job." Minato yawned again as he walked past Seo this time and slapped the man upside the back of his head.

"And watch what you say around Kuu-chan." Seo's head nearly bounced off of the table with the force of the slap.

"Ow! Since when did you hit so hard?" Seo whined as he rubbed the back of his head while Minato rolled his eyes as he made his way towards his other Sekirei.

"I'm a Sahashi. We're known for our hands to be as hard as steel when slapping." Minato said dryly as he tried to stumble towards the stairs.

"You're acting different than normal today." Kagari said staring at her Ashikabi as he let out another jaw cracking yawn before sipping the water.

"I've got at least one cracked rib and had to do both my job and Seo's cause the lazy pervert can't bother to show up." Minato said bluntly as he stumbled up the stairs, Kazehana and Kagari quickly stopping him from falling and grabbing his water as well.

"How'd your rib get cracked?" Miya asked alarmed and wondering if he had been caught up in a fight.

"Kazehana and Musubi used me as a teddy bear." Minato said and Kazehana winced as she easily lifted her Ashikabi into her arms.

"Sorry Minato-kun. I'll try to reign in my strength some more. Let's get you some rest." Kazehana said looking worried.

"Nah it's fine. I don't mind you all hugging me or cuddling me. Feels…safe. Like I know you're all okay." Minato said and he was already falling asleep in her arms as she carried him up the stairs, his head lolling against her shoulder.

"Of course he focuses on how he knows we're safe rather than how they crack his bones." Kagari muttered in disbelief as she shook her head.

"I'm still getting over the fact that he petted both Miya-san's and the damned Hannya's heads like he does Kuu-chans." Seo said rolling his eyes.

Minato cracked one eye open to glare at Seo and took the water bottle from Kagari before throwing it and striking Seo in the head with it.

"Curse around Kuu-chan one more time and I'll make Karasuba look tame compared to what I'll do to you." Minato growled at Seo tiredly while the man winced as he rubbed the now red mark on his head.

"Oh my. Using a lot of violence today aren't you Minato-kun?" Miya asked wondering if it was truly because of his rib and his exhaustion that was causing him to act so different than normal.

"It's just Seo." Minato said before he turned and snuggled into Kazehana's hold, his face nestled into the crook of her neck.

Miya actually paused for a moment.

He had a point that it was just Seo and besides Seo did deserve it for cursing around Kuu-chan.

"Landlady-nee-san…" Speaking of Kuu she was tugging gently on Miya's kimono.

"What does damn mean?" And like that the Hannya was back out in full force.