Sekirei One Shots
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and this is just a random one shot that pops into my brain. Be prepared for anything AU and OOC should be expected.)
"Oh Kagari-san. I wasn't aware this was the place you rented." Minato said surprised when he saw the host walking towards the inn while he was looking around.
"Minato-kun. How are you doing?" Kagari asked looking surprised as well but also looking worried.
"I'm alright. Just looking for a place to stay now. How have you been? The most popular host in the club had no time for little ol' me anymore so I haven't seen you in a while." Minato said although it was obvious from his grin that he was teasing the other host.
"You visit a host club? Even with your leg broken?" The brown haired woman Kagari knew as Uzume asked staring at Minato as she was walking down the stairs in time to hear that.
"Visit? I work at the host club. Granted I'm not as popular as Kagari-san but I also do a lot…less with the ones who request to visit with me." Minato said giving Kagari another teasing grin and making the other host snort.
"Minato-kun you're one of the only hosts who never try to get physical with the customers. You just flirt and sing for them on occasion or dance with them and they're left puddles of goo before thirty minutes are up. Speaking of which. I don't know if the manager told you this last time you were there but please don't strip off your shirt again. You stole half of the other women in the club to your booth and at least five women passed out with nosebleeds and two more fainted." Kagari said making Minato grin sheepishly and rub the back of his neck. Uzume's jaw dropped slightly.
"Yeah he told me between crying for some weird reason. In my defense though one of the clients had spilled their sake on me and I'd rather not stink of booze too much. I did not mean for…all of that to happen." Minato said sheepishly.
"Well no one expected a scrawny twig like you to be sculpted underneath your shirt either." Kagari said with a snort and Minato shrugged his shoulders.
"I've been doing construction work since I was old and big enough to lift a hammer and know how to hit a nail. Of course that would have some effects on my physique. You're just jealous cause I've got more muscles than you pretty boy." Minato said playfully and making Kagari laugh a bit as he walked over and sat down besides Minato.
"Those muscles of yours didn't stop you from that leg getting broken now did it? Sure they aren't just for show?" Kagari retorted with a grin and Minato nudged him in the side.
"Let's see you try to fight three guys who have at least a hundred pounds on you at one time with those little arms of yours. And besides, they might have broken my leg but they were worse off when the fight ended." Minato said with a grin that had a bit of a sharp edge to it.
"Pretty sure I'd actually get out of it without broken bones. How's your ribs doing by the way?" Kagari asked grinning back just as sharply.
"Yeah yeah they're still cracked. Makes construction work a pain but thankfully the company understands why I have to take it easy for a while." Minato said rolling his eyes.
"Miya-san. I can promise you as this idiots senpai and friend that he's a genuinely good guy honestly. And he always pays his rent on time no matter what his old landlord might say." Kagari said looking at his landlady with a small smile on his face as he ruffled Minato's hair.
"Ara…why with that ringing endorsement from one of my long time boarders how can I not accept you moving into the inn? Just abide by the rules and everything will be fine. Rent is 50,000 a month and that includes all the amenities and three meals a day as long as you don't break the rules." Miya said and Minato gaped at her for a minute.
"50,000?" Minato asked staring at her and Miya nodded her head once. Minato turned to Kagari who nodded his head as well.
"How the hell do you stay in business?" Minato asked in disbelief before he suddenly turned to Kagari again and grabbed the other guys shirt.
"You'd better be doing something to help around the inn if you're only paying that little Kagari-san! There's no way this place stays open for that cheap and stays in such good condition!" Minato said and Kagari snorted as he tried to pry Minato's fingers off of his shirt.
"All the tenants help out with the chores, and yeah Miya-san is pretty nice to let everyone stay here for that cheap. Hell depending on a persons circumstances then she even waives the rent or reduces it in some cases. Just don't break the rules or piss her off…" Kagari said and he trailed off when Minato glared at him slightly and looking pretty suspicious and dangerous.
"Ne Kagari-san…you're acting like you're more familiar with Landlady-sama than a tenant normally is with their landlady. You aren't thinking of or trying to do anything untoward to the nice lady are you?" Minato said with his voice deceptively dangerous and Miya had to hide her mouth behind her sleeve to hide her giggles while Uzume guffawed loudly at the look on Kagari's face. The Sekirei all heard Matsu laughing her ass off upstairs behind her hidden door.
"Where the hell did you get that idea you idiot?! She's closer to a mother figure than anything like THAT!" Kagari yelled at Minato with a bright red face.
"That doesn't reassure me! You have a Thing for Moms!" Minato yelled back at Kagari while Uzume was laughing even harder and a thump from upstairs showed that Matsu had probably hit the floor laughing. Even Miya looked amused but also curious.
"I do NOT have a thing for Moms! How the hell did you even get that idea!?" Kagari asked in disbelief and Minato rolled his eyes.
"Considering I know you fuck my mom what else am I supposed to think?!"