Sekirei One Shots
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and this is just a random one shot that pops into my brain. Be prepared for anything AU and OOC should be expected.)
Minato frowned slightly from where he was sitting next to the possible new tenant. An arrogant brat about his age who had paid his way through college, and openly admitted to paying to get into the college without taking the entrance exam, who was leering at some of the women of the Inn.
So far though he was behaving himself although he had scowled and seemed pretty pissed to hear that most of the women in the Inn were dating Minato himself and didn't mind sharing at all. Kazehana and Matsu both got a ladle to the head from Miya when they perversely mentioned some fun ways of sharing. Minato would have blushed if he wasn't used to it by now.
But aside from his arrogance and blatant ogling of the women there wasn't much wrong with the guy. And he hadn't said anything completely untoward or perverse to anyone yet.
Still. Minato had a bad feeling about this guy, it's the reason he had sat beside the boy and had motioned with his eyes for the others to stay a little bit away. He didn't want any cases of wandering hands that would lead to a fight in Miya's Inn. He liked living mostly.
Catching Kazehana's eye Minato gave her a serious look and then glanced beside him at the arrogant guy and then over to Matsu on the staircase pointedly. Dropping her alcoholic mask for a moment and nodding ever so slightly, Kazehana faked a yawn and mentioned she was going to sleep off the sake as she went towards the stairs. She convincingly stumbled her way over to and up the stairs, pretending to fall and grabbing onto Matsu to keep up right.
"Matsu please make sure Kazehana gets to her room safely." Miya requested immediately, having caught Minato's look and Kazehana's act and rightly guessing that he wanted Kazehana to ask Matsu to look up the guy across from her.
"Sure thing! Come on Kaze-tan." Matsu said her eyes briefly flashing with seriousness, having also caught onto Kazehana's act to get out of the room and speak to her even if she hadn't been at the right angle to catch Minato's look.
"Musubi-chan? Why don't you and Ku-chan go outside and tend to the garden for me? After all this will be very boring." Miya requested of the two and Kusano glanced up at Minato hopefully while Musubi tilted her head at him.
"Can I make some pretty flower crowns?" Kusano asked hopefully after getting a nod from Minato.
"Of course Ku-chan. I can't wait to see how pretty they are." Miya immediately agreed with a small warm smile for the youngest of her little feathers.
"Musubi will help!" Musubi said brightly as she hugged Minato, getting a jealous scowl from the other guy, before she and Kusano raced outside to make flower crowns. Tsukinomi tilted her head slightly as she watched from where she was leaning against the wall. Her husband had a bad feeling of this scoundrel and wanted to both know what kind of person he was while also keeping the others out of his reach, even if that meant that her husband would have to face the scoundrel alone.
As expected of her caring husband. Glancing at Kagari who was leaning on the wall on the opposite side of the room they both had noticed what had been happening as the room was systematically emptied of the others. And both were resolute in staying here just in case something happened.
"Now the rules for the Inn are simple. No violence, no illicit relationships, and no lewd activity." Miya said smiling at the young man politely.
"Rent is 50,000 yen a month an-"
"How about I help you have a good reason to break that lewd activity rule and we forget the rent?" The guy said winking at her with a waggle of his brows.
"My my. Coming onto an old widow like me? How…direct of you Mr…" Miya trailed off hoping for him to supply the name.
"Minaka. Minaka Saoshi, son of Minaka Hiroto. Now you know what name to scream." The brat had the gall to wink at her and the air was heating up around Kagari dangerously at the boys attitude.
"Such things are prohibited in Izumo Inn. And this old widow isn't on the market." Miya said although her aura was starting to get dangerous.
"Oh I'm sure I can show you a good enough time. Help you…relax. You'd probably like it more than whatever your old husband could do." Saoshi said leering at her and not seeming to realize the danger. Minato had heard and had enough out of the boy and suddenly bowed to Miya.
"I understand that I'm about to break one of your rules and will gladly accept my punishment after I do what needs to be done." Minato said distracting everyone for a second and everyone looked at him surprised and confused.
That turned to shock when he balled one of his hands into a fist and slammed it into Saoshi's jaw. The three Sekirei in the room had their jaws dropping open in surprise, no matter how quickly Miya covered it up in her case, as a few teeth were knocked out of Saoshi's mouth.
"You don't treat anyone, especially a lady like that. And you certainly don't say things like that to a lady." Minato said scowling at the other guy as he loosened his shirt a bit and glared darkly while the other guy had tears in his eyes as he clutched his face, spitting out another bloody tooth.
"Either you get up and get out of here yourself right this instant or I'll drag you out and you won't like it if I have to do that." Minato hissed dangerously at the guy as he stood up. Saoshi looked pissed and scared and in pain as he staggered to his feet, but he still took a swing at Minato.
Minato easily caught the fist in one hand and slammed his other hand into Saoshi's gut, knocking the wind and some spit out of the guy.
"Damn Minato. This side of you is so manly and hot." Kazehana had reappeared and looked just as stunned but also appreciative of the actions of her Ashikabi. Both Kagari and Tsukinomi nodded in agreement.
"What did Matsu find out?" Minato asked without glancing at her.
"The guy's a scumbag. His mom was a sex worker and tried to claim he was Minaka's kid despite the time line not adding up. He somehow found proof that Minaka did have a kid and deluded himself into believing it was him according to his therapists and when he had a decent amount of money he bribed some hacker or DNA finder person into tricking the system to show his blood as being half Minaka's. Matsu said whoever did it was an amateur who couldn't program the ice cream machine at McDonals. Using the supposed relation though he got into Minaka's accounts, at least one or maybe two of them we aren't sure yet and started acting like he was hot shit. Guy's got sexual abuse, domestic abuse, assault, kidnapping, fraud and a couple of other charges for everything under the sun almost except murder in almost every district and corner of Japan. He especially seems to hate women and loves using his supposed daddy's name to get out of trouble as much as he can." Kazehana relayed in a flat tone as she stared down Saoshi who snarled.
"What do you mean the time lines don't add up?! I double checked and my birthday matches when Minaka Hiroto's son was born exactly!" Saoshi snarled as he glared around the room but Minato held a tight grip on the guys fist still.
"Exactly what I mean. Minaka was in a stable relationship with his sons mother when you were conceived and for several months after the baby was born, plus while that might seem like it's inconsequential it also means he was seen with his childs mother for several months before her pregnancy and during all of it. They happened to have been halfway across Japan from where Matsu found out your mother was for the time line where you were conceived. Besides if you really did your homework you would have realized your files don't match up. You were born roughly right on time according to the hospital records Matsu dug up, a few days here or there. Minaka's son was born a month and a half early and both Minaka and his girlfriend had been by their sons side the entire time and it's even in the old newspapers from that year that MBI was all but shut down for a month or so due to Minaka being at the hospital with his son every waking minute. Next time you try to fake who your parents are either hire people who actually know how to hide evidence or pick someone who's not in the news as much." Kazehana said and Saoshi snarled.
"Besides you're an only child. Minaka has two children, a son and a daughter. Both from the same woman. Which is another hole in your files." Kazehana shrugged and Saoshi snarled and moved as if to lunge to her but Minato still held his fist.
"Time for you to leave. Now get out that door before I call MBI and tell them about you parading as their boss's son." Minato said tossing Saoshi to the floor. The guy let out an inarticulate sound of rage and lunged for the most harmless looking person in the room. Miya.
He didn't even get close before Miya had a ladle in his face while Minato had grabbed him again.
"I said for you to get. OUT!" Minato yelled as he grabbed Saoshi by his shirt and used the guy's momentum to throw him to the door where Kazehana and Tsukinomi were standing.
"Musubi!" Minato called and instantly the fist type Sekirei was there looking alarmed and worried.
"Saoshi-san has proven to be not very nice. I don't want to have to break Miya-san's rule anymore. Can you pick him up and take him outside the Inn before throwing him as far away as you can?" Minato asked and Musubi's face became serious and dangerous as she bodily picked up the winded Saoshi and carted him outside. Kazehana went with her.
"Tsukinomi. Kindly go tell Matsu to leave an anonymous tip for the MBI and the Police about him and what he's done and direct him to wherever he lands." Minato said and Tsukinomi immediately nodded and went to relay the message to Matsu. Outside they heard Saoshi screaming as Musubi tossed him at least a block or so away while Kazehana gave a good gust of wind to soften his fall so he didn't die but also carry him a little bit further.
"I'll accept any punishment you give me for breaking the rule of no violence Miya-san, but I will not apologize since I don't regret it." Minato said bowing low to Miya now and waiting for her to kick him out or hit him or anything.
"Miya…" Kagari trailed off when Miya stood but gave him a look that told him to be silent.
"While it's true you did use violence in my Inn and that is against the rules…" Miya said sternly at first as she raised her hands towards Minato and grabbed his shoulders, pushing him back upright.
"You only did it because he was disrespecting or attacking me in my own home." Miya then surprised Minato when she pulled him into a hug.
"So I think I can let it go just this once. Thank you Minato-kun." Miya said softly as she hugged the boy who was tense and uncomfortable and surprised.
Kagari noticed his reaction to the almost motherly action and frowned slightly but brushed it aside for the moment.