Sekirei One Shots

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and this is just a random one shot that pops into my brain. Be prepared for anything AU and OOC should be expected.)

Karasuba scowled darkly at any of the idiots that dared approach her while she sat sharpening her blade and waiting for her turn to fight the dragons, which was honestly what she was looking forward to doing the most right now. A fucking dragon?! Hell yeah!

Apparently she had been the only one who hadn't known what exactly they were facing before hand and she scoffed at her competitors, mentioning how they were cowards and weaklings for trying to cheat what was supposed to be a test on how they handled the unknown. They had each looked uncomfortable and a bit ashamed of themselves but didn't say a word.

"And now for our final champion! The one everyone's been waiting for!" The announcer was hyping up the crowd for her entrance and she grinned fiercely as she sheathed her blade for the moment.

"It's Rose Po-"

There was a sudden scuffling sound and a yelp that had Karasuba grinning.

"Sorry about that folks. Apparently he needs to get his head checked since he got the name wrong. Up next is the dangerous and sexy, and very much taken, Karasuba Sahashi!" Kazehana was the one calling out for everyone to hear while the cannon blast went off to signal her to leave the tent. She did and she was grinning maniacally as she glanced at the judges table where apparently Minato had taken exception to the fat man using the wrong name for his wife. Karasuba made a mental note to get the details of what he did from the others later.

"And for all of you braindead morons who are starting to whisper and complain as if we can't hear you, kindly recall that Karasuba doesn't have a wand. Her magical focus is her sword. So yes it is within the rules of the tournament for her to have it." Kazehana called out, her voice amplified by the wind and also having heard the whispers and scoffs of the students and a few adults when they saw Karasuba holding the sword.

"Keep being rude like that Kaze-chan and we might go back to how things were when we were in the disciplinary squad." Karasuba called as she focused her eyes on the large dragon who was hissing at her.

"Any time you want Karasuba. Let's make sure we drag Matsu and even Minato into it though yeah? I'm sure it'd be great fun." Kazehana called back with a seductive smirk on her face while Minato blushed rapidly.

"Kindly remember that I'm in the audience." Miya's voice wasn't amplified by the wind but everyone heard her loud and clear.

"Oh come off it Miya. You knew Kara and I were sleeping together in the Squad and your baby bird is grown up and married now. Of course she might think of trying to have some baby birds of her own." Kazehana had no fears at all as she said that while Minato's face went bright neon red and Karasuba blushed as well.

"Wh-What the hell are you smoking Kazehana!?" Karasuba was mortified at how she almost squeaked those words out.

"Oh my. Making this young widow a grandmother already?" Miya however immediately latched onto that and grinned a little at her daughter who refused to look at her or over at Minato at the moment as she tried to combat her blush.

Karasuba focused on the dragon and then darted in, using her inhuman speed to get very close very fast. Faster than the wizards could see.

The wizards literally blinked and then there were shouts of surprise and alarm and disbelief as the dragon's head fell from it's neck, dead before it hit the ground and Karasuba's sword covered in blood.

"Alright I killed the dragon. So what's my score?" Karasuba asked looking at the judges who were all gaping at her in disbelief and shock and a few cases of horror.

"You…You were only supposed to get the golden egg." Kakaroff said paling rapidly as he stared down at the woman who frowned slightly.

"Oh that thing? Okay. Got it." Karasuba said walking into the nest and picking up the golden egg in one hand.

"You…did you even listen to Bagman when he explained the task?! You were only supposed to get the egg not kill the dragon!" Another guy in a weird robe said looking at her in horror and shock. No one had ever killed a dragon with such ease.

"Well that's fucking stupid. Course I'm going to kill the dragon. How the hell else was I going to get the egg? What do you just walk up to a mother of any species, snatch her damn kid, and then think you're going to get anywhere without getting your ass kicked?" Karasuba said and the Sekirei knew she had a point, if someone had tried to take any child they might have.

"Hell if you think that's a good idea then how about you dumbasses go back in time to when I was little and try to take me from Kaa-san by force, see what the fuck happens? I guarantee you she's a lot more dangerous than the dragon." Karasuba said and there was a miasma of rage and promised death to anyone who would try to do such a thing.

"So. What's my damn score already?" Karasuba asked and the judges looked each other in wide eyed terror.

Without hesitation all of the judges shot tens into the air. A perfect score.

No way in hell were they getting on the bad side of someone who just killed a dragon with a sword in less time than they could blink.