Credits to: Oceanwaaves.

The part we're Reid is a baby is based on Oceanwaaves sorry called, loving him.

I loved that story credits to them.


"Hold still for me doctor."

"STOP DONT!"

Reid pleaded trying his best trying not to get injected with a somewhat unpleasant serum in a syringe.

But what could Reid do? He was restrained on a chair, he couldn't move. He closed his eyes as hard as he could trying not to notice how many syringes was pushed in his skin.

"Haha haha."

It was to late, the serum was already in Reid's skin.

"See you later.. Spencer."

-my body.. it hurts so.. much..-

Reid slipped in a unconsciousness state, he couldn't even react, it was like, being put asleep for a surgery.


-huh..?-

Reid opened his eyes to only find him in someone's arms.

-who is holding me?-

"JJ? Why are you holding me?"

Reid expected to hear him talk, but instead he was greated with a baby whining.

"Wait.. who has a baby?"

"Shhh it's okay baby don't cry!"

-BABY? WAIT..-

Reid tried to stand but he couldn't, all he could do was kick and scream.

"JJ WHAT GOING ON?"

"Aww he seems fussy."

-PRENTISS?-

"Maybe he wants to crawl on he floor he seems like he doesn't want to be hold."

-GARCIA?-

JJ set me on the floor.

"Guys we need to focus on finding Reid."

"HOTCH IM RIGHT HERE!"

I crawled towards Hotch grabbing his pants. Hotch looked down at me.

"Hotch? I'm right here!"

"The kid wants you Hotch."

I heard Morgan add to it. I looked up and saw him and Rossi standing next to the tv.

I crawled towards Rossi, Rossi was smart, he could figure out I was Reid and not a random kid.

I tugged at his pants, letting him know I wanted to go up. He picked me and rested me in his side.

"JJ your the mom, Prentiss your the dad, Rossi's the grandpa, and me and Hotch our the crazy aunt and uncle!"

I looked over at Garcia, she was smiling hard.

"And what about me baby girl?"

"Your the fun uncle."

"Oh wow so Hotch and you are crazy and I'm the grandpa?"

"You wanna be crazy?"

I heard Hotch chuckling, it was rare to hear him chuckle. But, soon everyone started to laugh.

-Well, guess i could play along..-

I reached my hands out trying to reach for prentiss.

"Pwapwa.."

"Awe! He called you papa."

-guess I could only saw things toddlers can say.. and why pwapwa?!-

Prentiss got me and put me to her side. She sighed and looked at the tv. I could see horrific pictures of people with chopped off limbs.

The unsub we were trying to find, killed more. Leaving my teammates think he replaced me with a baby and fled with me.

"Prentiss! Don't let the baby see the pictures!"

Prentiss quickly put her hands over my eyes. I pushed them away looking at the screen.

"Wow he sure wants to see some blood."

I heard Morgan chuckle at JJ's comment.

"BWOOD.."

-Seriously? BWOOD? BWOOD? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!-

".."

The whole room was silent looking at me, they wondered how a little kid knew what bwood was.

"Unswub.."

-... UBSWUB? THIS IS TORTURE..-

"How does he know what an unsub is..?"

I heard Garcia as she scooted over to Rossi.

"He could of heard us when he was still asleep?"

I heard JJ whisper it to Hotch. They had no clue that i was 'SpEnCeR rEiD'.

I cried loudly kicking and screaming. I was having a full on tantrum.

-why am I crying.. and I'm so angry..-

I kicked so much Prentiss almost dropped me, JJ came over to me getting me off Prentiss.

"Shh... it's okay.. umm.. guys? What are we going to name him?"

-Spencer.. god JJ..-

"What about.. Mattie?"

-Eh Mattie ain't bad. It ain't sexy..-

"Unwcle.."

I felt JJ move me towards Morgan. Morgan tried to get me but I kicked at him.

-YEAH! THATS RIGHT I WANT MY CRAZY UNCLE!-

I kicked Morgan in the stomach one last time before I was in hotches arms.

"Mattie does not like me."

I looked at Morgan who was rubbing his stomach comforting in. Hotch put me on his side as he continued talking about finding me.

"Well we don't know when our unsub could have fled the warehouse before we got there."

"If only we had the kid."

I looked at Morgan, his head was looking at the screen.

"But we do know that he fled to Colorado , those bodies where in Colorado ."

"Colorado here we come.."

I heard Rossi, he was talking in a quiet tone.

"Someone needs to get Reid's go bag."

"Garcia you stay here with the Mattie."

"You got it sir!"

-NO WAY IN HELL IM STAYING WITH MY CRAZY AUNTIE!-

I kicked and screamed crying in hitched arms trying to tell him I want to go.

"Looks like he wants to go?"

"Baby girl a baby can't go out in the field with us."

"It's too risky."

This made me kick and scream more.

"Unless he could shoot a gun I'll let him go."

I heard Rossi tease. I reached for hotches gun, hotch noticed this I accidentally shot and it just missed Rossi shoe.

"That baby is coming with us Hotch."

I smiled hearing Rossi demand I go with them.


I was on JJ side wearing a white work button up shirt with some black shorts. JJ put my go bag and my baby go back up in the compartment sitting down next to Rossi, I sat on JJ's lap while Morgan and Prentiss were infront of me.

Rossi gave me a coloring book and gave me some crayons. I heard them talk about random things, I ignored them getting to color right away.

Soon I got bored so I started to scribble. I started to get mad when my crayons kept breaking.

-if another crayon breaks.. I will throw my book at the next person How speaks.-

I guess luck was on my side, My 'hOt UnClE' spoke up trying to show Hotch my hot mess on my coloring book. I threw my book at him laughing at him when the spine of the book hit his nose.

I saw him touch his nose squinting his eyes. I laughed harder pointing at his face as my 'dAd' was smiling as her eyes were wide.

"Mattie, dont laugh at your uncle!'

I could hear JJ scold me. I looked over at Rossi who had a map of Colorado.

-Finnaly a real challenge! Getting grandpas map and throw it at Morgan is golden!-

I tried to grab Rossi's map, but he wouldn't budge. Me and him had a tug of war.

-ROSSI LET IT GO OR ILL BITE YOU GRANDPA!-

"MWINE!"

I saw Rossi grin, I could tell he wasn't trying.

-DONT TEST ME ROSSI!-

I go over to Rossi's wrist and I tried to bite it, but luck wasn't on my side.. turbulence.. I jolted back in my seat letting go of the paper.

At this point, everyonewas laughing at me.

-.. OH ROSSI GAME ON!-

I smacked Rossi on the shoulder, knowing that didn't work when sarcastically said ow.

I heard Morgan laugh at me, but I couldn't reach to hit him soooo.. next best thing was crayons. I grabbed a fist full of crayons and threw it at him.

"Hey Mattie dont do that!"

I heard JJ voice behind me, she was just about to be done making her coffee.

-I'll get revenge next time Morgan!-

I crossed my arms and I got up from the chair I was sitting on. I ran down the aisle, stepping on Morgan's shoes to get him mad.

"This kid does not like me."

"Amen."

I heard Prentiss say.


Everyone was asleep, my 'mOm', 'dAd', 'UnCleS', and my 'GrAnDpA'.

I was laying down on a couch, so I had quick access to the aisle. I got up and got my blanket walking around like a lost puppy.

-Its pretty cold, and they gave me all there blankets.-

I got up getting blankets one by one putting a blankets on one person before going back to get the next.

By the time I was done I realized I was the only one with out a blanket.

-ah man.. guess there's three options.. steal Morgan's blanket, sleep blanket less, or stay up..-

I looked around seeing my options. I didn't want to sleep with someone, but I didn't want to sleep by myself cold.

-your lucky I'm being genuinely nice right now, I'll sleep cold!-


I woke up to someone caring me. I opened my eyes a bit, I could see I was in the Colorado police department. I could see policemen and people stare at me.

"So why is there a baby here?"

It was an unrecognizable voice.

"Long story."

I looked up from were my head was resting, and I realized was being held by Hotch. I guess Hotch noticed this, he set me down on a seat in the room where the board showed gruesome pictures.

I rubbed my eyes looking at Hotch and the chief talk, their voices were unclear to me.

-god I'm so tired..-

"I don't get why the baby is here though."

-.. I'm not a baby.. it's toddler!-

"Like I said, long story."


I looked threw the glass as I say everyone in there, Hotch, Prentiss, Morgan, JJ, And Rossi.

They were all mad trying to get the guy tell them where I was.

"TELL ME WHERE SPENCER REID IS!"

"I told YOU! SPENCER REID HAS BEEN WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"

"BULLSHIT! WHERE IS HE?"

Prentiss was real pissed at this point. Morgan looked like he want to explode. I was about to cry so someone could hear me and get me off this table the out me on to watch. But I felt this chilling pain against my spine.

"ONE MORE CHANCE TELL ME WHERE HE IS!"

"I TOLD YOU HES BEEN WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"

"THEN WHERE IS HE?"

"Right here!"

I saw everyone whip there head around, it looked like they all broke there neck. The wide eyes looked at me.

"REID? WHERE WERE YOU?"

"Well like that guy said, I was with you guys the WHOLE time."

I chuckled at them, their confusion was hilarious.

"Kid what do you mean the WHOLE time?"

Morgan looked at me so confused. I smiled at them.

"Don't you mean.. Mattie?"

I chuckled at them as everyone looked at me even more confused.

"Wait.. YOU WERE MATTIE?"

Hotch looked so confused.

"I tried to tell you guys, but at the end, I played along."


IK ITS BAD! But it's good in just 30 minutes lol