The pranksters were in the Great Hall eating breakfast sitting in rowboats for reasons no one asked because the pranksters were currently being quiet, and no one wanted to change that.

They were also plotting their own pranks and were distracted.

"Hermione, how much longer?" Ron asked quietly.

"Two minutes," Hermione whispered with an insane glint in her eyes.

"If the Professors kill us for this, Bury me near my parents," Harry told Hermione, who rolled her eyes that boy could be so dramatic.

"I'm worried about falling out of this boat because there is no way I want to swim in the water. I know what's in it," Draco said, leaning slightly over his boat to tell Luna.

Hermione shared a boat with Ron.

Harry shared his with Ginny.

Neville was in a boat with Luna, and Draco got one by himself because he didn't trust them not to push him in the water.

*5 minutes later and complete chaos*

"Hi Professor Snape, lovely day for a swim, isn't it," Hermione commented happily.

"I don't know how you did it, but I know that the reason I am currently swimming in Merlin's knows what is because of you," Professor Snape hissed, and if looks could kill Hermione would be dead.

"Professor, trust me, you never want to know what you're swimming in," Ron said seriously, frankly, why it couldn't just be water, he would never know, but Hermione was let add this and let add that to it.

"I'll take your word for it, Weasley," Professor Snape said, grabbing hold of the side of the boat, intending to tip it over.

So Hermione did the only thing she could and shoved Ron right at Snape to stop him.

Ron glared from the water at his best friend, who tried to look like she was sorry but failed miserably.

Draco was laughing loudly from his boat at Ron being in the water. Luna and Neville were busy putting glitter in the water.

Harry and Ginny would have rescued him, but they too were in the water after a bunch of the first year tipped them over.

"Ron, I'm sorry, but I know what's in that water, and honestly, I don't fancy swimming in it," Hermione told him, but a look in her eyes said she was anything but sorry.

"I don't want to swim in Troll pee or Dragon poo either, but I am. And it's all your fault!".

"It's on thirty per cent Troll pee and twenty per cent Dragon poo. Fifty per cent is water. Stop being so dramatic," Hermione ordered.

"How the hell did you get Troll pee and Dragon poo," Professor Snape asked with disgust in his voice at what he was swimming in.

"Stole it from the ministry. Why the ministry has these things, I will never know, but after breaking a lot of stuff, I was in a rush to get out of there, so I couldn't stay and ask," Hermione answered, then began humming.

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While Hermione was busy facing questions from Aurors about breaking into the ministry, the other Pranksters were busy hiding from Professor Snape.

The Professors were trying to rid the Great Hall of water. They were failing so far. Peeves kept throwing bath bombs into the water. Claiming he was helping.

Susan Bones took advantage of everyone being busy and had broken into the Professor's bedrooms and left portraits on the walls.

All of them were relatives of hers and all very annoying and desperate to talk to someone. Susan was giving them that plus annoying the professors, so everyone, especially her, was a winner.

All should she had to do was wait.

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It was three o'clock in the morning. Hogwarts should be silent, but it wasn't. There was chaos in the Professors bedrooms with members of the bones family screaming at the Professors, and when they tried to leave their bedroom, they couldn't.

And with Professors trapped listening to her ancestors scream, Susan woke the rest of Hogwarts using Peeves.

"Students of Hogwarts," she greeted as they sleepily entered the now water-free Great Hall. "Our Professors are locked in their rooms, and now is the time to party."

On the tables was a feast of every flavour of sweet to exist, different types of fizzy drinks.

"Everyone enjoy yourself,"

Susan could see Hermione Granger walking over to her.

She didn't know why the Gryffindor was wearing a Pikachu onesie and carrying a sword and thought best not to ask.

"I am loving this," Hermione said. "Like kudos to you for it,"

"Thanks. I thought, why not have a little fun for once, you know," Susan replied.

"I get what you mean. You only live once well unless your Lord Voldy," Hermione responded. "Anyways, I'm off to chase Pansy Parkinson with a sword. But wanted you to know epic party."

And with that, Hermione was off.

While students had an epic party, the Professors night wasn't going so great, and the face Professor to break free was McGonagall.

If looks could kill, Susan would have dropped dead on the spot as Professor McGonagall made her way through a group of hyper first years.

"Miss Bones, I have had the pleasure of spending the last two hours listening to your great-great Uncle Alexander singing about cats," Professor McGonagall said, trying to keep calm. "You will be spending the next two weeks in detention with Filch. And you will remove that portrait from my bedroom immediately!"

"Yeah, I can't remove them. Don't worry though the portraits can be removed in a month," Susan explained. "