Colin Creevey played a prank on Hermione Granger, which she found hilarious. The group now consisted of Neville, Hermione, Luna, Harry, Draco, Ron, Ginny, Susan, and Colin. And when questioned about their group, Hermione told the headmaster it was to make Voldemort paranoid they were raising an army against him. Of course, Dumbledore was, but Hermione claimed while Voldemort was fixated on what the group were doing, Dumbledore was free to do what he needed to do.

Did Dumbledore believe her? Who knows but he gave Hermione some sweets and said, "Do what you need to do, Miss Granger,"

Hermione interpreted this as "please send Voldemort a letter which contains Lockhart and Umbridge smut fanfic written by Colin Creevey."

Dumbledore only found out when a queasy looking Snape returned to Hogwarts after being summoned. The headmaster left Snape to talk about the incident in detention. Detention they had for giving first years energy drinks and told them to jab Professor Sprout with a spoon.

He didn't trust the group and made them hand over their wands when they entered his classroom, leave their bags outside the door.

"Now you all know why you are here," Snape began glaring at the group. "I will have none of your nonsense in this detention."

"I'll have you know, Professor Snape. I have no clue why I am here," Harry said. "It's all conspiracy against me,"

"Sit down and shut up, Potter," Snape ordered. "All of you down, shut up until spoken too."

"You used to be fun," Luna told Snape.

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Snape was working up the courage to ask the group about the letter to Voldemort. He knew that he'd get more sense from a rotten lemon, but Dumbledore, the twinkled eye bane of his existence, wanted him to ask.

Snape cleared his throat, "While you are here, I want to talk to you about a letter some of you sent yesterday."

"Is this about me confessing to murder?" Neville asked. "Because that was a joke. Well, it wasn't. But squishing a spider isn't seen as murder."

"No," Snape answered, and before he had a chance to explain what it was about, Harry interrupted.

"Is this about me promising to kill Dumbledore in a letter to Mad-Eye?" Harry questioned. "Because Ginny and Luna were involved in that too. I'm just saying."

"I have no regrets," Luna said.

"I regret not eating before coming here," Ginny voiced. Her stomach grumbled.

"No, but we are going to be talking about that. I am talking about the smut fanfiction sent to the Dark Lord,"

"Oh, thank Merlin, for a moment, I thought you had found out Malfoy, and I was writing to rich wizards pretending to be Fleur Delacour to scam them out of money," Ron said clutching, his chest in relief.

"I don't need the money. I like scamming people," Draco confessed.

Snape was mentally taking notes about the things they were confessing to.

"Hermione made me write it to Snake Face," Colin said. "Well, she didn't, I was more than happy to do it, but that's not the point."

"I think the point is we should all write smut fanfics to Snake Face," Susan suggested. "Pretty sure that's what Snape is telling us,"

"Miss Bones, that is not what I am suggesting, Granger, I can see you crawling on the floor. Get back to your seat,"

"Every day, I am one step away from joining Voldemort so I can do fun things," Hermione told Snape.

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After Snape made the pranksters make an unbreakable vow so they could never again write Lockhart and Umbridge, smut, he let them go to do whatever as long as it wasn't against him.

Colin couldn't help because he had another detention with McGonagall after trying to bite her. Susan and Ginny went to rescue him because they thought it would be fun.

Ron and Draco went off to scam more rich wizards. Neville wanted to help pull a prank, but he'd promise to help Hannah with some homework.

Harry tried to think up a reasonable excuse so he wouldn't have to prank Hermione, but he couldn't, so his best friend was dragging him around the castle trying to think up a good prank.

"We need something epic, Harry," Hermione said."Something that makes us more famous than the Weasley twins or marauders for pranks,"

"I mean, we could prank Voldemort, not just send him a letter. Pull a prank on Voldemort. We become legends," Harry suggested jokingly. "I mean, already am one but still."

"That is an excellent idea," Hermione declared with an insane look in her eyes.

"Hermione, I was joking," Harry said, getting a terrible feeling in the pit of his stomach.

"Yeah, but I'm not," Hermione said.