Finding Lumineon Chapter 19 Brionne Speaks Wailord
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Carracosta: All right, we are here, dudes! Get ready! Your exit's coming up, man!
Lumineon: Where?! I do not see it!
Brionne: Right there! Because I see it! Because I see it!
Lumineon: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?!
Carracosta: That is, it, man!
Lumineon: Of course, it is.
Carracosta: OK, first: find your exit friend! Do you have your exit friend?
Brionne: Yes!
Carracosta: OK, Tirtouga here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique!
Tirtouga: Good afternoon, we are going to have a great jump today! OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall! There is a screaming bottom turn, so watch out! Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it!
Lumineon: It is like he is trying to speak to me, I know it! You know, you are extremely cute! But I do not know what you are saying! Say the first thing again!
Carracosta: OK, Jellyman! Go, go, go!
Brionne: Whoo!
Lumineon: That was fun! I genuinely enjoyed that!
Brionne: Hey, look! Turtles!
Carracosta: Most excellent! Now, turn your fishy tails 'round and swim straight on through to Konikoni! No worries, man!
Lumineon: No worries! Thank you, man Carracosta!
Kids: Bye! Bye, Jellyman!
Carracosta: You tell your little man I said 'hi', OK?
Tirtouga: See you later, dudes!
Brionne: Bye, everyone!
Lumineon: Nemo, would have loved this. Carracosta, I forgot! How old are you?
Carracosta: 150, man! And still young! Rock on!
Lumineon: 150. 150, I got to remember that.
Brionne: Whoa. We are going in there.
Lumineon: Yep.
Brionne: P. Konikoni, 42 Wallaby Way, Konikoni?
Lumineon: Yep. We are going to just swim straight. (Brionne Says Singing).
Brionne: Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. (Brionne Says humming).
Lumineon: Brionne? Boy, this is taking a while.
Brionne: How about we play a game?
Lumineon: OK.
Brionne: OK I am thinking of something, orange. And it is small...
Lumineon: It is me.
Brionne: Right. OK, orange, and small...
Lumineon: It is me.
Brionne: All righty, Mr. Smarty Pants. Teal Blue and small, and white stripes...
Lumineon: Me. And the next one is just a guess: me.
Brionne: OK, that is just scary.
Lumineon: Wait, I have for sure seen this floating speck before. That means we have passed it before and that means we are going in circles and that means we are not going straight!
Lumineon: We got to get to the surface, come on! Let us figure it out up there. Let us go! Follow me! What?
Brionne: Hey! Relax. Take a deep breath. (Both inhaling and exhaling). Now, let us ask somebody for directions.
Lumineon: Fine. Who do you wanna ask, the speck? There is nobody here!
Brionne: Well, there needs to be someone. It is the ocean, silly, we are not the only two in here. Let us see…OK, no one there. Nope. Nada. There is somebody. Hey! Excuse me.
Lumineon: Brionne! OK, now it is my turn, I am thinking of something dark and mysterious. It is a fish we do not know. And if we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones!
Brionne: What is it with men and asking for directions?
Lumineon: Look, I do not wanna play the gender card right now. Do you wanna play a card? Let us play the 'Let us Not Die' card.
Brionne: You want a get outta here, don't you?
Lumineon: Of course, I do. But Brionne you do not fully understand. (sighs). All right.
Brionne: Well then, how are we going to do that unless we give it a shot and hope for the best? Come on, trust me on this. Excuse me! Little fella? Hello. Do not be rude, say 'hi'.
Lumineon: Hello.
Brionne: His son Bingo...
Lumineon: Finneon.
Brionne: ... was going to,
Lumineon: Konikoni City.
Brionne: Konikoni City. Yes. And it is really, important that we get there as fast as we can. So, can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on.
Lumineon: Brionne, I am a little fella. I do not think that is a little fella.
Brionne: Oh, a big fella. Big... A whale... okay, perchance he only speaks whale. (Brionne Begins Imitating the sound, a Wailord makes). MwOOooo! WwwwEEEE... nEEeeeedd tOOooo FINNND hiIIiiss SONNNNN...!
Lumineon: Brionne? What are you doing? Are you sure you speak Wailord?
Brionne: CaaaAAAaaN yoooOOOOu... mMm...giIIIVe uuuus dirRECtiooons?
Lumineon: Brionne! Heaven knows what you are saying! See, he is swimming away.
Brionne: CoooOOOOOOme bAAAAAAAack!
Lumineon: He is not coming back. You offended him.
Brionne: Perchance a different dialect. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA...!
Lumineon: Brionne. Brionne, this is not Wailord. You are speaking like...upset stomach.
Brionne: Maybe I should try humpback.
Lumineon: No, do not try humpback.
Brionne: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!
Lumineon: Okay, you truly sound sick.
Brionne: Perchance louder, huh? RAAAH! RAAAAH!
Lumineon: Do not do that!
Brionne: Too much orca. Didn't it sound a little orca-ish?
Lumineon: It does not sound orca! It sounds like nothing I have ever heard!
Brionne: MOOOO! ...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lumineon: It is just as well; he might be hungry.
Brionne: Do not worry. Wailord do not eat Neon Pokémon, they eat krill.
Krill: Swim away!
Brionne: Look. Krill.
Lumineon: Move, Brionne! Move! (Lumineon and Brionne now trapped inside the Wailord's mouth)
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