Chapter 2: Stan's second first date
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or its characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector and Emily because they're my OCs. Any OC that isn't Hector or Emily is owned by their respective owners. I also do not own the song or lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. Anyways, enjoy.
It was a nice, sunny and snowy day in South Park, and luckily it was the weekend so the kids got to enjoy it. Hector was also enjoying it… by watching every Home Alone movie on Disney+ (he knows it's not Christmas anymore, he just likes watching movies during isolation… as long as they're about isolation). He was so busy laughing his ass off, that it took him 2 minutes to pause Home Sweet Home Alone and answer the front door.
"Hello? Oh, hey Stan," said Hector once he finally answered the door.
"Hey, dude. You gotta help me!" said Stan, as went inside and layed down on the couch, you know, as if he was seeing a therapist.
"Ok, what seems to be troubling you?" said Hector, as he sat next to Stan, while taking out his notebook… like a therapist. If you guys/girls/others don't get the joke, I'm going to make it clear for you.
"Well, you know how I asked Samantha to go out with me?" said Stan. Hector nodded. "Well, she said yes, and I'm supposed to go out with her today at 6:00, but I don't know what to do. I haven't been on a real date in a while, so I'm a little rusty. So, what do you recommend?"
"I'd recommend taking her to sing karaoke. I'm her pen pal, and I can say, in all honesty, she's a really good singer."
"Maybe you're right, Hector. But where am I going to find a place with karaoke?"
"Don't worry, I know a family Diner with karaoke. And lucky for you, it's right here in South Park."
"Great! Oh, could you and Emily join me and Samantha? She wants it to be a double date."
"Sure, on one condition. If you and Samantha ever get married, you must make me your best man, and Emily the maid of honor. And you must make us the godparents of your first child."
"Deal!" The two then shook on it. "But, aren't I a little young to have kids?"
"No. The youngest mother was only 5 years old, so you're old enough."
"Okay? Let's get ready for tonight! Oh, and Emily said something about your musical curse, what does that mean?"
"Well… whenever I feel like singing a musical number, I suddenly break into song, and everyone joins in. But it's always a song that already exists, with a few lyrics changed."
Stan was a little bit confused. "So… it's like your whole life is a musical?"
"Pretty much. Also, I have had the song 'Baby Mine' stuck in my head since I was a baby. I don't know why, though."
"Maybe you've been watching Dumbo too many times."
"That's the thing, I've had the song stuck in my head BEFORE I watched Dumbo."
"Okay, that sounds… suspicious. But, we better get ready for tonight!" And so, they did.
Later that night, at the karaoke diner…
Once the boys were at the diner, with their girlfriends, they sat down at a booth that was next to the karaoke machine. Hector and Stan were wearing green and dark blue tuxedos, respectively, while Emily and Samantha were wearing purple and baby blue dresses, respectively. The kids then ordered beyond beef burgers (mainly because Hector was on a diet).
"Hey, Samantha," said Stan, once he finished his burger.
"Yeah, Stan?" said Samantha, who also finished her burger.
"I was wondering if you… wanted to sing karaoke with me?" asked Stan.
"It would be an honor," said Samantha. The two lovebirds then got up on stage, picked a song, and began singing.
Start of Something New by Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
Stan: Livin' in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance
Samantha: I never believed in
What I couldn't see
I never opened my heart (Stan: Oh)
To all the possibilities, oooh
Stan & Samantha: I know
Samantha: That something has changed
Stan & Samantha: Never felt this way
Samantha: And right here tonight
Stan & Samantha: This could be the…
Start of something new
Samantha: It feels so right
Stan & Samantha: To be here with you, oh
And now lookin' in your eyes
Samantha: I feel in my heart
Stan: I feel in my heart
Stan & Samantha: The start of something new
Stan: Oh, yeah
Now who'd have ever thought that, hm
Stan & Samantha: We'd both be here tonight
Stan: Oh
Samantha: Yeah
And the world looks so much brighter, oh
Stan: Brighter, brighter
Samantha: With you by my side
Stan: By my side
Stan & Samantha: I know
That something has changed
Never felt this way
Samantha: I know it for
Stan & Samantha: Real
This could be the
Start of something new
It feels so right to be here with you, oh
And now lookin' in your eyes
I feel in my heart
Samantha: The start of something new
Stan: I never knew that it could happen
'Til it happened to me, oh yeah
Stan & Samantha: I didn't know it before
Samantha: But now it's easy to
Stan & Samantha: See, oh
It's the start of something new
It feels so right to be here with you, oh
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart… that it's the…
Start of something new
It feels so
Stan: Right, oh
Samantha: To be here with you
Stan & Samantha: And now looking in your eyes
Samantha: I feel in my heart
Stan: I feel in my heart
Stan & Samantha: The start of something new
Stan: The start of something new
Samantha: The start of
Stan & Samantha: Something new
The lovebirds finished their performance by kissing each other on the lips, causing everyone to cheer for them.
"I love you," said Stan, once the kiss was over.
"I love you, too," said Samantha. "You wanna… go to your house to have a little fun?"
"Hell yeah," said Stan. And so they did… I'm not gonna give you people the details, they're children. But I will show you what happened after they had "fun".
At Stan's house, after he and Samantha had "fun"...
"So, did you have 'fun' with me?" asked Stan, just as he and Samantha were putting their (normal) clothes back on.
"Sure did! Promise me you won't tell the girls at school," said Samantha.
"I promise… can I tell Emily?" asked Stan.
"Okay, but only Emily, no one else! Got it?"
"Got it. Love you." He then kissed her cheek, causing her to blush.
"I love you, too." She then kissed him back, before heading home.
"You think she's actually going to approve this?" asked mario and sonic pals' girlfriend.
"Don't worry. As long as we only implied they had sex, she'll approve," said mario and sonic pals, as he published the chapter.
If you guys are wondering who the "she" is, it's Modestneko. Modestneko, if you're reading this, don't worry, Samantha's in good hands.