Chapter 5: Awesome-bot

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or its characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector and Emily because they're my OCs. Any OC that isn't Hector or Emily is owned by their respective owners. Anyways, enjoy.

It was a nice sunny day… at Tegridy Farms, and Stan was watching the Terrence & Phillip Paramount+ movie, when he heard the doorbell ring. When he answered the door, he saw a big crate labeled "To: Stan, From: Samantha''.

"Wow, Samantha sent me a gift and it's not even my birthday," said Stan. He then checked his phone. "It's not even October. Well, I should open this crate." He then grabbed a crowbar, and opened the crate. Inside was a robot girl, at least that's what Stan thought it was, who walked towards Stan.

"Greetings, I am the Awesome-bot. I was sent here from Japan," said Awesome-bot. Stan was amazed at what he was looking at.

"Hi Awesome-bot, I'm Stan Marsh," said Stan. "Welcome to your new home! Come on, I'll show you my room!" He then walked Awesome-bot to his room. "That's my bed. That's my guitar. Oh, and this is my daughter, Betty." He then lifted a baby out of a crib.

"Aren't you a little young to have a child?" asked Awesome-bot.

"Yeah, but me and my girlfriend, Samantha, we had a child by accident. But Betty has got to be the best accident of my life." He then gave his daughter a hug. "I also decided to make my friend Hector the godfather, and his girlfriend the godmother."

Stan couldn't see it, but Awesome-bot was crying tears of joy. She was also kinda hungry. "Excuse me Stan, do you have any food? I'm really hungry."

"Don't worry, I got some leftover KFC in the fridge." He then put Betty back in her crib. "Wait, do Japanese robots eat human food?" Awesome-bot nodded, followed by the two walking to the kitchen.

Stan then heated up the KFC chicken, and fed Awesome-bot. "Thank you."

"You're welcome. Awesome-bot, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship." Suddenly, the doorbell rang. "Oh, could you get that, Awesome-bot?"

"Of course." Awesome-bot then answered the door, where she was greeted by Hector and Emily. "Greetings humans."

"Samantha? Is that you?" asked Emily, who immediately recognized that voice. Samantha then slightly lifted the robot mask she was wearing.

"Shhh. Yes, it's me. I'm just playing robot with Stan, except he doesn't know it yet," whispered Samantha, who talked with her normal voice. "What gave my identity away?"

"Your voice, and some of your red hair was showing," said Hector, causing Samantha to stuff her hair in her costume. "By the way, how's our godchild doing?"

"Oh, Betty's doing fine," said Samantha.

"You're still gonna make me your Maid of Honor, and Hector the Best Man at your wedding, right?" asked Emily.

"Of course, Stan and I never break our promises," said Samantha. Just then, Stan came closer to the door, causing Samantha to put her robot mask back on.

"Hey guys, I see you've met Awesome-bot," said Stan.

"Yeah, what country is she from?" asked Hector, who put his acting skills to good use.

"I'll give you a hint. She's from The Land of The Rising Sun," said Stan.

"So, she's from Japan?" said Emily, to which Stan nodded.

"Cool. By the way, I just got Ghostbusters: Afterlife on VUDU, and we were wondering if you wanted to watch it with us," said Hector.

"Fuck yes! But only if Awesome-bot can see it with us," said Stan.

"Of course she can come with us. Come on, let's go to Hector's house," said Emily. She then remembered Betty. "But wait, who's gonna watch Betty while we're gone?"

"Don't worry, my mom will watch her. Now let's go watch Ghostbusters: Afterlife!" said Stan, followed by everyone going to Hector's house.

2 hours and 3 minutes later…

"I can't believe they got the original cast to reprise their roles!" said Stan, once the movie was over.

"I cannot believe the post-credit scene is just a deleted scene from the original film," said Awesome-bot.

"By the way, Awesome-bot, what part of Japan are you from?" asked Hector, out of curiosity.

"I come from Hokkaido. Why do you ask?" said Awesome-bot.

"Because, I have a pen pal named Samantha, and she's from the exact same place. Do you know her?" said Hector.

"Why yes I do. If it were not for her, then I would not be here, because I was a gift from her," said Awesome-bot.

"Cool. Hey Stan, do you think Samantha is pretty?" asked Emily.

"I don't think she's pretty, I know she's pretty. That's why I had a kid with her," said Stan. He couldn't see it, but Samantha was blushing inside her costume.

"I thought you had a kid because you wanted to be better than your parents," said Hector.

"That too. Plus, I wanted to rub it in Wendy's face," said Stan. Awesome-bot was a little bit amused. "I still remember the day Betty was born, mainly because it was a few weeks ago."

Flashback…

Hector, Emily, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Bebe, Heidi, and Wendy, were all in the lobby, waiting for the arrival of Stan's child. Stan was with Samantha, filming the birth like a normal parent.

"I hope Samantha's okay," said Hector, who was pacing back and forth.

"Don't worry Hector. Samantha's a brave girl, she'll be okay," said Emily, who was reading some of the hospital's magazines.

"It's too bad Kyle isn't here. Who am I gonna say 'jews can't be godparents' to?" said Cartman, causing everyone to roll their eyes.

"I still can't believe Stan is gonna be a dad at age 10," said Wendy, who was a little jealous, but was glad that Stan was happy. Suddenly, the doctor showed up.

"Ok kids, visitors are allowed in," said the doctor. The kids followed the doctor to Samantha's room, where they were all greeted by Samantha hugging her newborn baby. The baby had Samantha's skin tone and Stan's hair. Everyone was in awe at what they were looking at, as they walked closer to Samantha's hospital bed.

"Everyone, I'd like to introduce you all to… Betty Boogie Marsh," said Stan, as he gave everyone a closer look at the baby.

"Wait, shouldn't her last name be Himitsu? She's technically Samantha's daughter," said Bebe. She then noticed a ring on Samantha's ring finger. "Samantha, did he…"

"He did, and I said yes!" said Samantha, causing everyone to smile.

"So, you're getting married?! That's awesome!" said Hector, doing his best not to scare Betty.

"And as promised, Hector, I'm making you Betty's godfather and my Best Man," said Stan, causing Hector to give him a brother-like hug.

"And Emily, I'm making you Betty's godmother and my maid of honor," said Samantha.

"Thanks Sammy, you won't be disappointed," said Emily, who was close to tearing up.

"I never was, and I never will be," said Samantha, ending the flashback.

"I still can't believe you proposed to her on your own daughter's birthday," said Hector, who was still happy to be the Best Man.

"And I still can't believe your girlfriend's a wedding planner," said Stan.

"And at the rate we're going, your wedding will be ready in about… two weeks," said Emily, checking her planning clipboard.

"Do you have my tuxedo ready?" asked Stan.

"Yes."

"Do you have Samantha's dress ready?"

"Of course."

"Did you send the invitations?"

"I wanna say no as a joke, but the answer is yes."

"Is there gonna be a performance?"

"Hector's going to perform 'Makes me happy', you know, like the final episode of Drake & Josh."

"That's great, Hector does sing like Ben Platt. It's like, if this was a TV show, Ben Platt would be Hector's singing voice."

"That does make sense, but who would be my speaking voice?" asked Hector.

"You, obviously," said Awesome-bot. Out of nowhere, Awesome-bot farted.

"Did Awesome-bot just fart?" asked Emily. Suddenly, Stan realized something.

"Wait a minute, robots don't fart, even if they're from Japan!" said Stan.

"That's because I am a prototype, the fart was just a simulation," said Awesome-bot… right before Stan took off the robot mask.

"Samantha?! Why are you dressed as a robot?" asked Stan.

"Hector dared men to do it. Are you mad at me?" asked Samantha.

"I'm not mad, nothing about you will ever make me mad, because I'll always love you," said Stan, causing Samantha to give him a surprise kiss on the lips. "Thanks. Now let's get you out of this costume."

"Um, you might want to wait."

"Why?"

"Because I'm not wearing anything under this costume."

"Really? Why not?"

"Because the costume was too warm and tight with my clothes on."

"Don't worry Sammy, your clothes are in my room," said Emily (even though she and Hector share a room), followed by her walking Samantha up the stairs to get her dressed.

I know the ending is a little juvenile, but what do you expect from an 8th grade male. And yes, this chapter is a parody of Awesom-o, which has been one of my favorite episodes of South Park since I was 10 (don't ask how I got permission). And if you're thinking of reviewing this chapter, DO NOT TROLL ME! Thank you. :)