Chapter 6: It was a dream?
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or its characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector and Emily because they're my OCs. Any OC that isn't Hector or Emily is owned by their respective owners. I also do not own the song or lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. Anyways, enjoy.
It was a nice and snowy day in South Park, and Hector was just waking up from sleeping.
"Man, what a dream," said Hector, as he sat at the table and began to eat breakfast.
"What was in your dream, Hector?" asked Emily.
2 hours of explaining later…
"And the next thing I knew, I was awake," said Hector, finishing his story.
"Ok, that was… detailed."
"I know! I still can't believe I dreamt about Stan and Samantha having a baby." (What? You didn't think the previous chapter was real, did you?! And I thought I had a sick mind.)
"Still, it sounds like an interesting dream. Too bad Kyle's death wasn't a dream."
"But you never know, he might still be out there. Besides, they didn't find the body."
"True. Oh, by the way, our ban from school was lifted, but only in this town." That middle part caused Hector to do a spit take with his orange juice.
"WHAT?! You mean, we're going back to physical school?!"
She nodded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... Ugh, I guess I'll get ready." And so he did. Once the duo were ready, they went to the bus stop with the gang.
"Hey you two, I thought you took online classes?" asked Samantha.
"Well, apparently, our ban from schools across America was lifted. So now, we have to go to lameass physical school!" said Hector, who didn't like going to school in person.
"Dude, going to school in person may suck ass, but there's nothing we can do about it. Trust me, I've tried," said Cartman, who was upset that the pandemic was over, only this time, for real.
"(Yeah, what do you hate about going to school in person?)" asked Kenny.
"I just feel like nobody knows me," said Hector.
"You guys, and girl, wouldn't mind if he sang a song, right?" asked Emily, to which everyone nodded. Suddenly, music started playing.
Waving Through A Window by Ben Platt & Original Broadway Cast of Dear Evan Hansen
Hector: I've learned to slam on the brake
Before I even turn the key
Before I make the mistake
Before I lead with the worst of me
Give them no reason to stare
No slipping up if you slip away
So I got nothing to share
No, I got nothing to say
Step out, step out of the sun
If you keep getting burned
Step out, step out of the sun
Because you've learned, because you've learned
On the outside, always looking in
Will I ever be more than I've always been?
'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
I'm waving through a window
I try to speak, but nobody can hear
So I wait around for an answer to appear
While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass
I'm waving through a window, oh
Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?
Just then, the kids got on the bus, where everyone noticed Hector and Emily.
"Hey fellas, I thought you took online classes," said Butters, as the duo sat next to him.
"Our ban from schools was lifted, but I'm not happy," said Hector.
"Why the heck not?" asked Butters.
"Well, ya see…" said Hector, followed by him continuing the song.
Hector: We start with stars in our eyes
We start believing that we belong
But every sun doesn't rise
And no one tells you where you went wrong
Step out, step out of the sun
If you keep getting burned
Step out, step out of the sun
Because you've learned, because you've learned
On the outside, always looking in
Will I ever be more than I've always been?
'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
Waving through a window
I try to speak, but nobody can hear
So I wait around for an answer to appear
While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass
Waving through a window, oh
Can anybody see, is anybody waving?
The kids got off the bus and went into the school.
Hector: When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around
Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?
Did I even make a sound?
Did I even make a sound?
It's like I never made a sound
Will I ever make a sound?
On the outside, always looking in
Will I ever be more than I've always been?
'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
Waving through a window
I try to speak, but nobody can hear
So I wait around for an answer to appear
While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass
Waving through a window, oh
Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me? (oh)
Is anybody waving?
Waving, waving, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
By the time Hector finished singing, he and Emily were at the front door of the class.
"Okay students, let's take our seats," said Mr. Garrison, as he walked into the classroom. "Now children, I know we're still upset over the tragic death of our friend Kyle." Stan raised his hand. "Yes Stan."
"Kyle wasn't our friend, we only hung out with him so he didn't have to listen to his mom's bitching," said Stan, causing everyone to chuckle.
"Oh good, I thought I was the only one," said Mr. Garrison. "But anyways, we have new students joining us today, please welcome Hector and Emily." The duo stepped forward, to which everyone clapped. "Now, why don't you two tell everyone a little bit about yourselves."
"Well, I'm Hector I. Garcia. I'm from New York. I have Disney+, Netflix, Hulu, Paramount+, VUDU, Prime Video, and HBO max so I can stream all the good stuff. And me and Emily are dating, so if I see one of you guys hitting on her, I'll kill you," said Hector. Butters then raised his hand. "Yes Butters."
"What does the I in your name stand for?" asked Butters.
"It stands for Isaiah… don't ask why," Hector. "Anyways, Emily, why don't you introduce yourself?"
"Thank you. Well, my name is Emily Meza. I'm Hector's girlfriend, so don't try hitting on me. I'm pretty strong, so don't pick a fight with me or Hector. I can read and speak Spanish, French, English, and Japanese. I'm from New York, just like Hector. And I have a Christmas tradition of beating up Jewish people," said Emily. Samantha raised her hand. "Yes Samantha."
"Why do you beat up Jewish people?" asked Samantha.
"Well, for one thing, we're from New York, so it's normal to be a jerk to Jews. And also, because Walt Disney hated Jews, and Hector is related to Walt Disney so he keeps the legacy alive," said Emily.
Somewhere in the Middle ages…
"Hey Lily, listen to this," said Stormy, looking through the crystal ball Clumsy gave to her after Hector left.
"What did Emily say now?" asked Lily.
"She said Hector was 'related' to some guy named Walt Disney," said Stormy.
"I guess the magic jellybean changed who he was related to," suggested Lily.
"Well, if it didn't, he'd find out he was a Smurf," said Stormy.
Back to the modern world…
"So wait, Hector is related to Walt Disney?!" said Cartman, in shock.
"Yeah, I even inherited his animation skills," said Hector, followed by him showing the class a flipbook he made.
"Wow!" said the entire class, in amazement.
"Well, it seems like everyone likes you two already. Why don't you take those two empty seats next to Samantha and Stan," said Mr. Garrison, pointing to two empty seats, which the duo happily accepted. "Okay children, let's begin with our lesson. Can anyone tell me the name of Walt Disney's first cartoon character?" Hector raised his hand. "Yes, Hector."
"Oswald the lucky rabbit, whom Walt lost the rights to Universal, but Disney traded sportscaster Al Michaels in 2006," said Hector, impressing everyone in the process.
"Wow Hector, not bad for a new student. You must've done your research on your family history," said Mr. Garrison.
At lunch…
By the time lunch rolled around, Hector and Emily were looking for where to sit.
"You think we should sit with the other guys?" suggested Emily.
"No way, too much sausage. Hey, look over there!" said Hector, pointing at the girls' table. The girls were waving at the duo, to which the duo walked to their table.
"Hey you two, so glad you joined us at our table," said Wendy. She then noticed Hector's expression. "Hey, what's wrong Hector?"
"Nothing, I just don't like going to school in person," said Hector, followed by him eating his sloppy joe, which he wasn't all that sloppy with.
"Why not? You can make even more friends at school, at least, more than you already have," said Bebe.
"He knows that. He doesn't like going to school in person because he thinks learning at home is safer. And because the teachers can't see him cheat on zoom," said Emily, surprising the girls with that last part.
"But Hector seems like a smart kid, why would he cheat?" asked Wendy.
"For your information Wendy, just because I wear glasses doesn't mean I'm automatically smart!" said Hector, who was deeply offended.
"I was just asking, why would you cheat if you knew some of the questions in class today?" asked Wendy.
"Two reasons. A, the questions were all pop culture references. And B, I have Autism and ADHD, so it's much harder for me to sit still and pay attention. Do you even know what it's like to deal with these conditions? It's not good!" said Hector, who was extra offended. "Sorry, I just got carried away. I'm really a nice guy… once you get to know me."
"Is that why you got Kyle arrested? Because he judged you before he got to know you?" asked Red, to which Hector nodded sadly. "Oh, you poor soul."
"It gets worse," said Hector, as he showed the girls his prosthetic leg, to which they gasped.
"Oh My God! He cut off your leg?!" exclaimed Samantha.
"I knew Jews were evil, but this is ridiculous. On the plus side, he got what he deserved," said Hector.
"Too soon, Hector," said Lola.
"Sorry, but when you really think about it, he got a taste of karma. And, they never found his body after the Freedom Pals defeated him," said Emily.
"Speaking of the Freedom Pals, their new member, Spider-boy, is really cool," said Alice, to which all the girls agreed.
"Actually, his name is Spider-dude. Spider-boy is already trademarked by Marvel," said Wendy.
"Yeah, but maybe the Freedom Pals will be bought by Marvel, so that way, they can use the name Spider-boy," suggested Emily, to which everyone agreed.
After school, at the Freedom Pals base…
"... So what I'm trying to say is that you should get bought by Marvel, so Spider-Dude can be called Spider-Boy. So, what do you say?" said Emily, dressed as a lawyer, finishing her presentation. The Freedom Pals seemed interested.
"Okay, we'll give it a shot, but I don't think Marvel will be willing to buy us," said Mysterion.
One Marvel interrogation later…
"I can't believe they bought us!" said The Coon, in shock.
"On the plus side, we'll be too busy to go to school in person," said Hector, causing everyone to chuckle.
I know the title means nothing at this point, but that was only because I wanted to make sure anything "controversial" involving Stan and Samantha never happened. Also, SmurfStorm and SmurfLily made cameos (I don't own them, they're owned by Peyo, along with Clumsy who was mentioned).