Chapter 5: Banshee screech
Kim's pov
I can't believe it. My best friend Ron is trapped in the ice with Shego of all people. I know he could be a major clutch but how do you lose your balance on a slip n slide staircase. Even Drakken could do it with those special shoes he had. I'm glad Will Du gave him a mean uppercut. Du might be totally the worst agent ever but he more than makes up for that with his love of justice and I mean who can blame him. It feels good knowing that evil won't triumph. Now If only GJ could find a place to contain Shego. I swear if she's hurt Ron I'll kick her back down that whole and make sure she never gets out. Four days. Four entire days away from Josh because Drakken wanted to grow a sun in the coldest place on the planet.
"Amateur get over here right god damn now"!!. I snap my head in the direction of the voice and glare at Du. To his credit he doesn't flinch when he starts yelling at me "Are you mentally fucking handicapped. Look around you stupid amateur where surrounded and living on top of ice with a entire system of caves underground. Your little stunt of going against orders could have killed not only your little bumbling amateur friend but also any of the problem countless others down there not to mention everyone up here. I will be telling Director about your stupid behavior". I was too stunned by the audacity of him to call me mental that I didn't hear what else he said or registered when he left. How dare he talk to me like that. When I become his boss i'll have fun making him do the most boring desk work.
The ground shakes so violently I almost have a heart attack. It's almost as if the entire world decided an earthquake was needed. It….just clicked…. We're right above where Ron's signal last was….. I kil….no its Ron he's always been there for me he's just fine. Hopefully that ice hurt Shego a bit. I can't wait to beat her up again for dragging Ron down with her. Ron's always slipped but always catches himself and ALWAYS gets out on top just below me. Hmph just because he slid into you you think you can grab my Ron and drag him away I swear I'm gonna break the arm that pulled him down. My anger made the suit react and now I'm facing a bunch of weird stairs from the GJ agents. I just tell them a white lie like I need to charge the suit for the fight. As if, I definitely need to train these guys more when me and Ron are running GJ. Why would a solar powered suit need to charge with the sun beaming down?
…. God… oop sorry mom. I really hope Ron's ok. Trapped with that… whore. She's a grown woman and has the audacity to grab onto Ron like that. Ugh and knowing him he probably liked it when someone else touched him like that and not me. He grumbled to me the entire day about Hope's hard butt hurting him but still described it in such detail. How could his back be able to get that much detail from not even a minute of contact? Unlucky enough, Hope dashed the hopes of her not telling the rest of the squad what she overheard while me and Ron was enjoying a snack. Hmph that's what Hope gets as if anyone would believe that Ron was a bad guy. The whole squad instantly brushed it off besides her and Bonnie and why would they not? Tara is still crushing and he saved all of them so many times while being a gentleman about it. Any other guy would have been extra handsy but of course Ron wouldn't be unlike Josh… ugh I didn't want to think about it. I still can't believe Josh had asked Tara of all people to date while still being my boyfriend. That blond bimbo tried to steal my Ron and now throwing hints at Josh for being easy. I thought we were friendly despite Bonnie. Yet there she was just before the mission coming to me with Bonnie and taunting me.
Ugh… Why did she get blessed with exactly what Josh likes? She may be able to steal him but I know exactly why I always crawl into cents first Ron would never. It's not my fault I haven't finished growing in that department yet. She's only two cups above me. I'm not gonna let two little cups steal either one of my guys…. Ugh brain I get its cold but don't make me think stuff like that. My Ron… and Josh. Although I think I'd rather have Ron stuck with Tara than Shego. At least she wouldn't drag him into a fall grabbing his legs like that and what's with Ron going over to try and pull her up anyway just let her fall. Not like she wouldn't make it since she stole my grappling hook… or did I just leave it at home?
God Ron I'm rambling now just please be safe and I swear if Shegos hurt you'll i'll pay her back.
Checkers 1v2
"Don't you think this is a bit unfair switching up as you like? How can I beat two minds"? Shego couldn't help grumbling at the brown eyed boy who had blue spots swimming in his normally full brown eyes winning the fifth game.
"Oh sorry Sheila we'll spare your ego and throw you some games. In exchange for holding you. Really if you had a subscription to see your skincare routine you'd have the entire world subbed once" Ron/ Ronald said to the not happy villian.
"Hmph… it's all my power. Does someone like how soft my skin is? I can show you just how soft I feel" Sheila smiles as the calm face cracks and the brown eyed kid in front of her is blushing with no side of the blue eyes. "Game" Sheila smirks at her still blushing opponent and drops it when his blue eyes return. 'I thought he only changed in times of stress? He hides more from himself than both of them thought. Maybe it's me? They're more comfortable coming out and he's no longer suppressing his other side since I'm ok with it?' Sheila's thoughts was interrupted when the game was reset and she got flicked on her forehead by a smirking Ron back to his mixed eyes.
"Your rules apply to you too Stoppable, flick me again and I'll hurt you" Sheila said, giving a glare which was ignored.
" Oh me oh my not a beautiful mommy dom punishing me oh could I ever live knowing a woman in a skintight catsuit is willing to do to me what others would pay for. If I flick you again you again you gonna smiirk and look down at me while you do it maybe call me a buffoon I don't know kinda gets me going" Ronald said giving the deadpan villain his most innocent smile.
"You know you'd be a wonderful replacement for cold showers, you really know how to turn people off" Shego said, still giving Ron a deadpan stare.
"Aww I see would you like to talk to me then Sheila I'm all about pleasing others. Or would you like to switch this around. Such a strong woman like you likes to be dominated? I'm sure we can get everything ready for you easily. Make a visit around Thanksgiving.. Come on, there's so many things I can show you. Like for example how it feels to be a turkey. Stripped naked tied up with my hands roaming your thighs and breasts. You know play with your insides preparing you to be as moist… OK we get the picture no need for all that detail" Ron said interrupting his other side. "Didn't even let me get to the stuffing part. Shut it. Now now it's a very important part of a Thanksgiving meal. Every recipe has a different amount if stuffing mine just so happens to have it dripping. Don't you dare finish that I will shut you down . Sheila's blushing again tsk tsk so dirty minded the both of you I changed to talking about actual turkey. Nothing wrong with a juicy gaping………...pus. Nope you're done".
"Ugh it's so confusing hearing you too argue with each other holy shit I can barely keep up" Sheila couldn't help but complain rubbing her temples as Ron got his sixth king.
"Sorry…. Sorry" both of them commented sheepishly.
"I'm getting a headache from you too," Sheila said, rubbing her temple.
"Or from blushing so much, starting to think I'm not the only one with no experience here" Ron said, shocking not only Sheila but his MMP partner in crime.
Sheila blushes even harder turning almost purple as she stares straight at the mixed eyed guy currently snickering at his other self words.
" HAHAHAHA" Ronalds laughter ticked off Sheila even more and earned him multiple checkers bouncing off his forehead. The game of checkers quickly became target practice as the round disks of pain were sent one after another back and forth between an embarrassed Sheila and poor Ron with a red mark on his forehead.
"This isn't fair these don't hurt yoweee… fuck my lip oop sorry". Ron covers his lip from the onslaught as two more fly in nailing his finger and his chest.
"Checkers was getting boring. I like this new game and really? You think I care if you use bad language?" Sheila couldn't help but gloat and tease a bit, still dominating her poor target practice.
"Ok then". Too fast for the fun having Sheila too notice the rest of the almost empty board was smacked up at her. The board and the chips hit the villainess in the face or bounced off her chest doing nothing but having the effect of annoying the villainess.
No words were said as the fight continued and escalated when after losing all ammo Sheila was blind sided with a pillow as she turned around from digging for ammo in the blanket. This started a hard stare down and wrestling match for the pillow which Ron won playing dirty, abandoning the pillow tickling and wrapping up Sheila in said blanket.
" The great Shego is ticklish. No using powers to get out including your super strength young lady" Ronald said happily beaming his infectious smile at the angry tightly wrapped burrito.
"I can't exactly turn it off so what I'm just not allowed to move" Sheila growled out starring death into Ron's mixed eyes.
"Well theirs other ways for you to get out or you can just admit your loss and break out wrap me up" the taunting in Ron's voice set Sheila off and she found herself trying to use her fingers to break out. With her super strength it would be trival to breakout and skin the dumb kid next to her but she still found herself playing his game wiggly around to loosen her prison only for Ron to rewrap her.
The glare he received would have had him sweating profusely but something about having a mystical power whispering about a veggie burrito and Sheila wrapped in a blanket kept Ron calm and even gave him the courage to run his fingers thru the bit of hair sticking out from Sheilas prison. "Now this is what I'd call fun come on Ms. Bad butt" Ron stuck out his tongue at his captive who rolled her eyes.
"That was sad to listen to just say ass how is it you prefer the backdoor and baby out on saying the word". Seeing the look on Ron's face at the mention of his secret for some reason annoyed Sheila more than her blanket prison. "How about this Ron I'll let you feel mine up as long as you say ass".
"Ass Ass ASS!! ASS Ass Ass"
"Shut up" the two couldn't help but laugh at the more vulgar side of Ron and his enthusiasm. Well laughter from Shego and embarrassed ramblings of the more shy Ron.
"..."
"What was that gonna have to say it louder than that" Sheila's teasing made Ron blush even harder playing with his hands and trying to not look at Sheila or the notable curves of her posing under the blanket.
' Some people are really just born different. How is it so big we can see it through the blanket? Take the chance young one ' Ronald rang out in Ron's head breaking that last hit of resolve.
"Ass" Ron whispered out after taking a deep breath.
"Louder"
"Ass"
"Can't hear you"
"Ass"
"Something starting to tell me you don't want to touch"
Ron leaned over to Sheila hiding his now mixed eyes so she wouldn't know he was using the confidence boost from accessing his MMP. "I'd love to sit here and play with your cute ass but I think KP would kick both our chests in if she was my hands in your pants…. Wait a second, how do you lose fights against KP? You just lifted an entire glacier. Wouldn't you just stomping on the ground make like a mini earthquake" Ron's sudden thought stunned him and his MMP partner in crime.
'We can easily do the same and wouldn't struggle, right'?
' Ha as If you are much stronger than when you first started, especially since we're making more contact. If you try to do that little earthquake trick again we would do damage'.
'How do you know that?
'Just an estimate based on how much I have strengthened. Hell I'd imagine despite his age sensei could destroy mountains'.
"Sheila you know you could put your money where your mouth is all that talk putting me down for being inexperienced yet we're both got some learning to do. How about we learn from each other" Ron ended his proposal by untying Sheila which proved to be a major mistake.
"Got you" Sheilas mood did a 180 as she put Ron who hid his eyes in time in his own crudely made blanket trap.
"My my how the tables have turned" Sheila Gloster while patting Ron on his episode head.
"I could get out at any time but it feels good in here" Ron said relaxing into the thick blanket.
"Yeah sure you want to be in there just admit you can't get out just like me" Sheila said rolling her eyes.
"Sheila I don't think you know this but your insanely hot you just being in here for like what four minutes made it heated I will stay in here away from eh cold thank you" with that said Ron ducked his head in the blanket.
"Yeah like I'm going to fall for that I'm not gullible like y-ack" Sheila was interrupted by a pillow shooting out of the hole where Ron was and smacking her in the face.
"How the hell did you even get the pillow in there?"Sheila turned to see that in fact she wasn't crazy. The pillow she was sitting on a second ago was indeed smacked into her face.
"It's all magic Ms. Go I can't just unveil my secrets" Ron wasted no time trying to snatch the pillow while he was talking but was too late. His hand was grabbed and yanked out the blanket to feel the wraith of a fluffy pillow fueled by annoyance.
"Ahhh ok ok uncle UNCLE…. Jeez I'm gonna be attacked by pillowcases in my nightmares now" Ron said as he easily got himself out of the blanket, shocking his tormentor.
"What!? How!?!? No you get back in there". Trying to get her new blond friend back in his prison proved to be a horrible decision as Sheila found herself back in after a vicious tackle and tickle attack.
"You're losing your touch Shego I'll just tackle and tickle you everytime I see you on the job from now on" Ron's words earned him a glare which was gladly repaid with a pillow to a green face.
Ron just smiled down at the blushing glaring villainess returning to running his fingers through her hair and ignoring the inhumane growling.
"I'm gonna enjoy running my fist through your jaw just as much as you like doing my hair".
"Awe come on Sheila, no need to fight. I mean… yeah I like your hair but atleast I'm helping you get knots out you need a new comb".
"... Your lucky it feels good buffoon or I'd hurt you bad for that… combs don't last too long I don't bother with plastic ones and metals don't last too long I don't know how you haven't broken your fingers or yanked my hair around."
"Wait what? The plastic combs probably melt right? No way your hair breaks metal combs".
The silence was loud from Sheila and answered the blond's question. Ron paused for a second before releasing Sheila Ignoring her surprise when she found herself sitting on his lap. Ron's hands were moving smoothly thru her hair like he had years of practice. Any knots or tangles were easily taken care of without hurting the stunned mercenary.
"I've had years of practice helping out KP just in case you're wondering" Ron lied through his teeth as his eyes sparkled with blue. How could he really tell Sheila he was treating her like a monkey and using his magic monkey powers to treat her hair problems like bugs. Ron felt his other self asking to take control. After connecting and time passing his MMP he could feel his other self confidence leak over but why bother stopping it the feeling was intoxicating.
Ron found himself leaning on Sheila's back while his arms wrapped around her tightly leaving his hands on her legs. " Sooo… If your hair up here is such a problem and handling it so hard for you… I'm no designer but I can help the carpet match the drapes".
Sheila snapped out her surprise and pleasure that her nightmare hair was finally getting taken care of only to hear that from Ronald. "I'm more of a fan of smooth marble". Sheila leaned back and made herself more comfy making sure to drag out the contact and much to her disappointment Ronald was a polar opposite of Ron. Being cool, calm, and collected with only a tightened hold on her. "You can help me scrub it" The sultry voice might as well have fallen on deaf ears as Ronald leaned over so close that Sheila could feel his cold breath. His cold breath tickled her ear and slithered like a snake wherever it pleased. The cold feeling had her gripped. She had no idea what to do as his breath sent shivers down her spine and left an oppressive feeling on her chest leaving her short of breath. His breath had no mercy making her feel protected. Despite her personal space being taken for granted and the cold spreading across her entire body making her shutter Sheila never felt so safe it was like nothing in the world could touch her and she found herself melting into Ronald moving so more of his cold breath would reach her. Sheila felt so cold and the man who got her likes this was the only source of warmth. The arms wrapped around her and his body and his hot member poking between her legs melted any thoughts she could have.
Sheila couldn't help but let out a moan when Ron did the unexpected, gently biting her on the neck and digging his teeth into her sensitive cold skin. This shocked Sheila out of her shock and she quickly pulled away, turning while staying in his arms to face him. The two just stared slowly trapping each other in the other's eyes. Sheila didn't even notice herself being pulled closer til their breaths mixed together and they both noticed a blushes on the other. Sheila brought up her hands to create distance and was disappointed to find him doing the same or so she thought til her hands was being held behind her back and he was smiling down at her as he leaned in closer. Sheila felt herself slowly returning to being lost but not in the blue and brown glowing eyes but his pale blue lips from being cold. She found herself drawn to them and before she could even stop herself she inched closer capturing him in a kiss. The two was so distracted they didn't notice they was no longer alone. A small recon drone watches as from its perspective Sheila pulled Ron into a deep kiss. It recorded everything Rob being pushed to the bed and the makeout session beginning. It captured a level of dominant feel that just wasn't there without the emotions. It couldn't feel Sheilas need for him and couldn't capture the small movements of Ron's hands between their bodies making Sheila desire his touch more. The drone watched but showed none of the duos feelings take control. All it showed was Shego the villainess dominating Kim Possible's partner instead of said partner making the older woman insides melt.
Arctic GJ base
To say everyone was stunned would be an understatement. No one had the mental strength to fight their stunned status. Whether it be spying on the world's most dangerous woman or the fact that they was filming exotic underage activities never came to the mind of any of the cops present. Nor either one of the two directors in training and current. They were too stunned to think or in Kim's case to anger her Ron was getting violated and was forced or so she was hoping to engage back. She slammed the mic button on the council shoving the poor stunned agent to the ground and screamed with everything she had in her.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY RON BITCH"!!
Mile Low club
The screeching banshee drone wasn't enough to break the intimate kissing but the repeated screams of profanity definitely destroyed the mood leaving both people highly annoyed and poor Ron awkwardly dealing with his soldier ready for the trenches.
"Would you tell your girlfriend to shut the hell up already before I break that dumb thing" The annoyance dripping out of Sheilas voice could fill up a ocean.
"..."
Sheila turned around to see the boy rocking her lipstick all over his face, banging his head on the wall and whispering under his breath about needing to teach a certain redhead to not cock block. As soon as she caught what he was saying under his breath it almost destroyed all the annoyance gathered. Sheila's was holding onto dear life shooting a plasma ball at the drone so it runs away before she let out the laugh she couldn't hold anymore.
"Does poor little Ronnie keep getting blocked by his bestie"
" I will pull that drone down here and make it watch as I… Nope we're not saying that".
"Like it's hard to imagine you're not the only one that was getting into it I'd probably have let you have a go".
"If only your suit wasn't so tight didn't leave much to the imagination, feelings wise".
Sheila's head snapped over so fast the sound of her neck popping echoed off the wall. She looked at the sad looking boy winking at her with mischief in his eyes like he grew another head.
"Ron… you said that to me, not Ronald you"? The shock on Sheila's face was almost too much for him not to laugh at.
"What surprised? It's not everyday a beautiful woman comes onto you. So why not say something myself… he might have talked me into it"
"Ha you had me for a second don't listen to him it doesn't hit the same when he isn't talking with all that confidence to back it up".
"Yeah yeah sure sure no confident words was needed just a second ago you melted into me".
Sheila just rolled her eyes not replying and allowing the two to fall into a semi comfortable silence. Despite the awkwardness they still found each other holding hands and Sheila putting herself in Ron's embrace despite the drone coming back and hovering. It wasn't hard to notice now that the duo wasn't lost in each other's mouths. The yelling didn't come again this time thankfully as they had the unpleasant feeling of being watched as they cuddled up with each other.
"..."
"..."
"Hey Sheila…. Uhh you think we could… I mean if you want to maybe uhh w-we c-c-could. Oh my God. He's asking when you break out could you come and sleep together again. How can you talk about getting a taste of cherry pie but st-st-studder so much asking for a nap".
Sheila couldn't help herself, allowing her sleepy brain to dig her body in her favorite spot and giggle herself to sleep at the antics of her multicolored pillow. Much to the shock of everyone behind the drone camera. Luckily the drone had taken damage fleeing all the people saw was Ron Stoppable holding Shego and didn't hear anything.
A/N
I would like to say I love that Kim's character is flawed. That said, does anyone ever get the feeling she's the one that got friendzoned? Let me know what you think. I'm just saying Ron was always there for her and gave her the confidence to ask another guy out and had no problems til he missed time with his best friend. Kim's jealousy was next level. She was beefing with everyone that liked Ron.