Still don't own Kim Possible

I've rewritten this like five times. That's why it's late :(

I tried so hard not to target a certain people or culture in the last few chapters the use of certain foods has nothing to do with any real life place or people.

Chapter 11: Cyan

"Sheila you're not being serious right I mean it's so fruity and I'm not slurring my words… I hope".

"Ugh why do you have to be so stupid. Ron people add flavors to all kinds of food to change its taste. Oh my God you're pissing me off I don't know how you're not dead. You drank like two gallons two entire gallons you drank. I got tipsy when I didn't know what it was at FIVE".

"Ok I get it I messed up I'm sorry but I'm ok". Ron hugged Sheila before she could continue going off at him. "Don't yell at me anymore please. I'm going to be ok except you making me feel dumb". In his head Ron smoothly put his arm around Sheila and pulled her closer and in reality he fell out of his chair and landed his head on her lap with the chair somehow pinning him against her legs.

"Ok I might be a little bad off but my point still stands… wow your lap is soft. Let's eat, I can show you your late birthday gift, and then we can go to bed. I may be tipsy but I can't tell if you're missing sheep too".

The green villainess patted Ron on his head and smiled despite her annoyance at him. Ron slurring and messing up his speech while fighting a chair like his life depended on it made Sheila feel better. She still found herself quickly looking up signs of alcohol poison while the boy was busy trying to free himself and only ended up headbutting the chair on accident.

"Oww… Sheila the chair may have powers too, why'd that hurt".

"You're gonna be ok you got this big guy beat the chair up for me".

Sheila couldn't tell if his lack of coordination was thanks to him being drunk or his usual clumsiness even when he used the chair to slam himself onto the floor. Sheila reached over and picked up the chair that to the drunk Ron had him in a headlock. Sheila put down the chair right next to her and snickered as the loser of the wrestling match sat on the winner.

"Did you have fun losing your match kiddo"?

"Oh shush I already had a problem with chairs… I usually win or kick them at people".

"Sure you do, maybe next time we'll have you fight a plastic kids chair. What color do you want it"?

"Cyan".

"Don't think they make a Cyan kids chair but I'll see what I can find".

"I want Cyan since that's what happens when you mix green and blue… don't know exactly how my brown eyes fit in their well see when we have the kid".

"Wait what, oh so you're a smooth drunk huh".

"It's gonna be embarrassing when me and our kid have to be saved from chairs by you. The schools are gonna call us daily because they got their head stuck in the desk".

"As fun as that sounds, our kid is gonna take after me. I can only handle one clumsy child body slamming himself at a time".

"Better watch who you're calling a child. If I'm a child that makes you a pedophile and I'll be damned I sit here and get lectured by a pervert where there's a bed upstairs. Besides I'm a man".

"Haha alright child settle down and eat your dinner and I your baby sitter will let you stay up an extra thirty minutes. You're barely manly let alone a man. Your shower is more stock up than mine and I always have the best".

"Woah theirs nothing wrong with taking personal hygiene seriously. Barely manly huh you got some weird tastes than lady. Childish and feminine gets you dressed up in a man's clothes you stole and have you cuddled up playing with his naked mole rat in his bed. What couldn't beat me at checkers so you took it out on poor Rufus".

Rufus peaked his head out the bread filled with cheese Ron had made for him but seeing his two knuckle headed owners cuddled up and picking at their food Rufus just stole some of Ron's pita bread and dived back in. The little guy was slightly annoyed that his paradise was ruined for even a second.

"How do you even… theirs hidden cameras in here"?

"Yeah but don't worry they used to belong to Wade but I'd taken control of them and cut us feed ages ago when I was Z". He's still trying to frack the ones I took over in his own house let alone mine.

"Why'd your face drop like that when you mentioned the nerd"? Ron's eyes shot open realizing he'd been caught but he just let out a sigh.

"It's something personal which I hope you'll be in my life you no a little deeper when I do have to face it… theirs no way to avoid it and no way I'm gonna get through it alone. Another none manly thing about me I gotta call on my boyfriend Sheila To fight my battles".

"Boyfriend? You're assuming a lot over there mister. I actually prefer my women who are less muscular skip a week at the gym and go get some ice cream. Daddy likes his blondes soft and cuddly".

"Seems we aren't a good match after all I like my blond surfer boys with muscles. Although you are rocking that six pack".

"Oh my God NO I refuse to be a surfer boy. I think I'd rather been the golden retriever type".

"That doesn't work then you'd just be me besides you love the beach if you were a guy you'd either be a surfer bro or that annoying lifeguard on a power trip".

"Those are fighting words Ron. You'd definitely be a valley girl that thinks she is so different because she would prefer a taco over a salad and thinks putting avocado on said taco is genius. How you fooled the world for so much money with the naco I will never understand".

"Ha ironic isn't it you robbing me back then was shooting your future self in the foot. Don't worry honey royalty checks don't stop at just one we won't have to mess with your vacation money".

"Excuse you, what are we signing a prenup? That's just a bad way to tell your fiance you don't think it will last. It's official I'm calling off the wedding".

"So sorry your fate was sealed the moment you decided to wear only my lucky jersey and panties. Your decision has been denied on all fronts. You can try again never until then be a good surfer bro husband and start your shift at the surfboard shop".

"Surfer board shop huh? I think my wife has a type. I'm letting it be known right now I'm wearing a swimsuit ,top optional, if you want your sweaty surfer boy picks".

"Now see that imagery is so good I just might take you up on that offer right after my trip to Bueno Coffee. Nice to know the great Shego likes her girls as basic as her fashion sense"? The last part was said in an overly bad valley girl voice making Sheila roll her eyes.

"I take it back you can't be a valley girl I mean look what I'm wearing your fashion sense would be just as bad. You're a poodle kind of girl now". Sheila gave Ron headpats that he was not amused about at all.

"So I'm basically you now? Narcissistic much… woah wait before you bite my head off I meant it as uhh… cough...a a-a a very cute woman that demands to be pampered and have the best".

"Sure you did, aren't you supposed to be drunk"?

"I think my powers and Ronald are fighting it. The pita is really helping, sorry I ate like almost all of it. I probably have more resistance. It's just that my stomach was empty".

"Where'd you get this? It tastes so familiar but it's a lot better than what I remember and the alcohol didn't think any stores sold it on this side of the world".

"I made it myself with some inspiration from a recipe I changed a coup…".

"Hey Ronald...wow ok guess he was right about his empty stomach".

Ronalds normally bright blue sparkles in his eyes was beyond dim as he took over but Sheila had been paying enough attention to catch the switch. Ronald wrapped his arm around Sheila much to her delight and stole a kiss before downing a container of hummus and finishing a gyro in a single bite.

" Sorry but... fuck you people talk a lot. I'm struggling with needing food and your flirting just goes on and on. Nice to see you again yada Yada Yada and you might wanna be forward with Ron. He thinks we're just having friendly banter… fuck I still feel sick".

"Well Ronald wanted to say hi or something. I've never been switched like that before. Oh what did he say to get you laughing".

"Well he decided to choke his food down then give me a speedrunners greeting. I was worried I'd have to dodge projectile vomit before he switched. He did let me in on something very interesting. He said someone is unsure about what's going on here and that I should make it very obvious. That wouldn't be fun though. So come on big man prove to me you're a man and take what you want".

Ron's brain that went through a Rollercoaster slowly processed the challenge and a bright smile brighter than any of the past spread on his face. The smile made his challenger's heart flutter and butterflies go crazy in her stomach. The tired look vanished and whatever was bothering him deep down and making his vibrant personality dim was gone and it was really getting to Sheila she made him feel like that.

Sheila couldn't calm down and nearly closed her eyes to accept whatever he did till she noticed a can twitching. Grabbing the can Sheila got right up in her new boyfriend's face. "You really want to start this relationship with a can where the sun doesn't shine"?

"Well I might as well get used to it my new badical girlfriend did say I have a yummy ass".

"We're going to have a problem if you're gonna keep me waiting for affection for a joke over and over".

"Tsk tsk it's like you don't know me at all. The nickname is buffoon for a reason. You must suffer from your choice spearmint. Now I get my reward you rolling your eyes trying to hide that small smile".

"Well let me honor my nickname then. You definitely could use some mint after downing all that hummus… it was a joke stop checking and just kiss me already".

Ron didn't miss a beat as soon as Sheila finished talking he pulled her that bit closer for a deep kiss which immediately melted into. That familiar feeling was back. Ron's touch had the poor women on fire. She found herself abandoning her own chair and straddling his lap lso they could explore each other.

The couple was so busy trying to see who had the better tongue they never noticed that the nearly in a cheese coma rodent had undid his owner's trench coat and pulled it off looking to climb into his favorite place. When he found nothing but a ninja gi with no pockets the rodent ran away to his other owner but immediately abandoned that plan when he saw how his pocket home on that shirt was being played with. Rufus just snuck away wishing he wasn't as smart as he was and didn't know that Ron was about to mate where the cheese was served. Making his way out of the kitchen Rufus looked up the long way up the stairs then at his protruding cheese belly. The rodent snickered to himself knowing that soon he wouldn't be the only one with a big belly struggling to move. Rufus curled up ready for the sleep that would never come as his connection to his owner's MMP wouldn't give him rest without sharing the emotions of the good times going on. Rufus loved the MMP; it made him smarter, stronger, increased his stealth, and best of all maxed his senses. Else he would have had a heart attack waking up from a cheese crash to Shego wearing his owner's clothes. She reeked just like KP did when she saw Monkey boy but hundreds of times stronger just wearing his clothes. Mole rats weren't the best he found out when it comes to what humans call love but his animal instincts screamed the queen had chosen his owner as her mate and by human standards that could last for life or for a couple minutes. As Rufus laid flat on his back and drifted off to his cheese coma that even the MMP couldn't fight he knew their would be a lot stranger smells to awaken to.

Ron POV

Wow, that was amazing… I can't believe me and Sheila could ever work out. Having a make out session feels weird in second person but his other self was handling the negative effects of being drunk it would only be fair to let him have a go first hand. Shouldn't we need air though? It's been like thirty minutes. Thirty minutes of absolute heaven. I still can't believe we're together. This is the best day ever. I can't wait to tell everyone… oh yeah… no nope I refuse to let it get me down i'll deal with it later. Right now's our time… and back in control.

"You're done already? I thought we'd have to fight for who's in control when we show Sheila the good news ".

" Literally the best day ever I'd love to but the MMP calls to me. I won't be all there so you better remember ever little detail of fucking I want all the memories".

"Wait what"?

I was paying attention and now I'm paying for it Sheila looks at me unamused. She's no longer on my lap and is sitting on the table infr… Is that her…

"I don't care which one of you do it I'm waiting… Hello earth to Ron I'm waiting".

I hate myself, I hate myself why I'm gonna do this. It could wait till morning. Well… I could always show her then do it. Yeah I'll do that. I want today to be the best for both of us.

"Sheila I need to show you something we're gonna put this on hold for now". The glare or anger didn't come, instead it was a look that ripped my insides in half.

Sheila stop, don't look at me like that I… Ok I know it's the worst timing ever but it's worth it I promise and after…".

"After you get nothing this better be the best thing ever now give me my panties. The moods dead".

"No. I'll just set up the mood again, this is important to me".

Not waiting for my girlfriend's response I pull her off the table and half drag her to the living room. She's definitely not happy but I can't wait to see her face. I leave Sheila by the coast and jump over the table. I'm way too excited to finally let her know to let my clumsiness ruin it. I plug in the flash drive to the PC connected to the TV. Best thing about having parents that's never around in a house you own everywhere is your room. I pull up the video and let it play while I turn and watch my girlfriend's reaction. It's exactly what I thought it was. I make my way to the coach and sit down pulling her down to my lap since she was too upset to sit and now too shocked to sit.

I could have not shown her everything but to get closure and not have her potentially upset at me it needed to be seen. The recording continued showing me going through the computer and the shit talking that monster did. When it switched to other me it's a little uncomfortable seeing yourself being so willing to kill someone. Sheila turned towards me and gave me a hug.

"You went after him..."

"Yeah. I leave the option to expose him or not to you. Those flash drives are heinous but it would bring closure to a lot of people. It's sickening how much he'd done. My thought process at the time was you helped me with my nightmares and I hated that someone traumatized you. I wanted to get rid of your nightmares forever. I was going to just expose him but he didn't desmmm".

Gosh Sheila is magical, starting to love the MMP keeping me sane from how good it feels to be around her.

"Thanks Ron it means a lot… even if you are a woman rejecting jerk".

"You can't just say something like that to hide your beautiful blush. I'd do anything for you overthrowing a dictatorship is no big".

"Anything huh… I'll forgive you for hurting my feelings earlier if you tell me about Camp Wannaweep".

"..."

How does she know what that is? Why's it coming back up so much… Can I tell her? Maybe she wants to try and help me but no how does she know about it. It's buried theirs no information anywhere. I'm supposed to be good imq good boy yeah mommy can't abandon me the again if I'm good she promised never again never again I just need to be good good boys get to stay home good boys don't get tortured it's my fault it happened because I was bad. Good boys have to take to take out the trash good

Ron jesus what is wrong with you know...woah what the hell hey...HEY!!! God damn it what's your problem now...Fuck it I can't save you this time.

"TO ME".

Sheila POV

Fuck whyd I do that I'm so stupid of course he'd freeze up he's traumatize I'm so stupid. We're face to face but his eyes are glazed over and he's so tense. Ugh great way to fuck up the greatest day you ever had why didn't I just tell him I know… Why's it so dim? Why's it so cold? What's happening? Theirs blue everywhere. Did he lose control of his magic? What's going on?

I watch as a sword appears and floats above us. The sword presence oozes danger and despite knowing he wouldn't hurt me I found myself standing dumbly in a fighting stance...stupid instincts.

'I wish the little perv gave me my panties back, this breeze is killing me'.

I ignore the biting cold and grab Rons hands. I don't know why theirs a floating sword but only one of us here has blue anything so it has to be connected to him. Super strengths the best. As soon as I got his hand touching the sword it turned bright blue and transformed. I watched as a sword transformed into a really long katana too big for the roof. From there it looped, shrinking to become a necklace. A necklace appeared around Ron. It was a very ugly take on a monkey man. Did Ron steal that fashion disaster from Monkey Fist? The magic sword necklace attached itself to the other necklace and both disappeared. As soon as they disappeared Ron came and stared at his girlfriend like nothing happened. His horror filled look was gone, replaced with a mild sad look.

"I don't know how you know about it but Camp Wannaweep was the worst time of my life… could we not talk about it. Today's been the best day ever... I'd rather not ruin it… you ok why do you look so spooked.

"Ron… Well I wanted to see if you trusted me to say something about it cutting you deep and I'm glad you would but you don't have to tell me… I had the same thoughts as you. You helped me and I hate feeling like I owe something. So I dug through a lot of information and ended up watching just a bit. That was enough to send me over the edge. I ended up hunting down Gill. I would have killed him but my brother beat me to it". I sit down next to Ron despite the cold and rest my head on his shoulder. Why is he so comforting?

"Sheila… it makes me unbelievably happy you'd go so far for me but… I don't know how to say this. If you ever get to that point again let me kill them for you. You're a villain… no let me talk I'm dead serious here Sheila. Killing someone has a much more negative impact than if I did it. I'm powerful, I can track you down almost anywhere and set you free from whatever's going on but I can already tell you wouldn't want me to do that right"?

"You're right… Herald said the same thing. I won't Ron unless you or my brothers get hurt then I can't promise you anything. You really know how to ruin a mood I think I'd rather have got you pussy ate than make promises about not killing

He wraps his arms around my waist and I can't tell if he's doing it on purpose since his stupid smile is just there. How do people stomach this feeling and why's it so intense. Ron rests his head on mine and I can feel the sleepy feeling coming at me.

"Ron".

"Oh sorry I was enjoying the moment" He smiles down at me and all the courage I built up just melts. Can I be so blunt with him? Being blunts always been my thing but it was mostly for the attention nothing ever happened after. Is this normal? Two virgins just too embarrassed to start anything this sucks. How can I say it so I won't give myself a heart attack? Ughhhh why do you have to smile at me like that. Just be horny and rub on me so I know how to proceed. What are you doing to me buffoon being on the other end of seduction sucks...he's not even trying to do it. Ow!

"Hey what's your damage flicking me like that".

"Just seeing if anyone's home you spaced out on me. Are y-you feeling ok about this? Us I mean".

"Are you kidding me? My life's been much better since you decided my heart was your property and just tripped your way in. You did warn me that's what you wanted. Your the one I'm worried about. You could throw away your whole life being with me i…"

"I don't care about any of that. Someone we both know told me that everything's subjective. We could end this right now, go back to normal, and never speak of it again. I'll go through highschool and college and be a depressed alcoholic now that I have the taste for it by my mid twenties. I'm not the only person here that just decides to capture hearts. That ruining my life part… go ahead if that means I get to be with you. Not like my life's ever been normal".

"You don't know what I mean you can't know. It's not just not being able to be normal. Theirs far too many things you can't do being wanted. We're already in that process. We can't go out on a date or be seen in public. Being wanted isn't anything good".

"You're forgetting I've been on both sides of the spectrum. After Zoropox wasn't just a walk in the park. People don't just forget all it took was one bad for me to bring the world to its knees for Mexican food. I'm not gonna say it's anything close to what you've been going through for years. I'm just trying to make sure you know that I'm not making a choice out of ignorance or out of blind love. I've done a lot of thinking and was on the fence til I saw you again. If worse comes to worse and the world tries to break us apart I don't mind ruling it with a beautiful queen by my side".

"Always imagined myself ruling the world but it doesn't seem appealing any more. Just sitting there bossing people around having to micromanage everyone always looking over your shoulder just in case some resistance is popping up. I'd rather just be with you at least then I'll only have to micromanage an idiot I care about."

"Yeah ruling the world would suck. I'd have everyone trying to kiss up to me to get in a better position. I'd be the number one guy in the world what do you feel about being polygamous".

"Don't you make jokes like that then laugh in my face I will hurt you. I'm your only wife". Flaring up my plasma for dramatic effect doesn't affect him in the least and he just gives me a kiss on my nose. God damn it this is bullshit my threats don't work and he just needs to give me a kiss for me to feel like I'm on fire fuck feelings suck. I wanna cry. I hate that I love this.

"I don't think you'll hurt me cuz you wuv me. Like any other woman could compare to you it would be an insult to have you on the same level. Concubines though… ok ok im kidding. But it does seem like big bad Shego ain't so baahhh ow ow ok uncle uncle you will hurt me".

I pulled my plasma covered finger from his ribs not enough to hurt just enough for the big baby to know that wasn't appreciated and to slightly singe his clothes. "You're getting very out of line, don't forget who's in charge here boy".

"I'm pretty confident it's me and I'm usually not confident about anything".

"Oh no if you think you're the one in charge then you are very much mistaken". Ron squeezes me tighter in our side hug. "Don't think I haven't noticed what I do to you… best part if you try anything sexual to get to me I'll just let other me out or take it myself".

"Whatever you think you do to me I promise I'll have you begging me to take care of you". I don't care how much my heart is screaming or how much I like it's not awkward. I'm not gonna back down from any challenge. I cut open Ron's gi and grabbed him. Is he soft right now? It's already big. I stroke up while making eye contact but his brown eyes have no blue anywhere to be found.

"Enjoying yourself? Why don't you admit I'm in charge? I'll make you feel amazing".

"Or… you can be a good girlfriend and do it anyway".

"I'd say I'm being an amazing girlfriend unlike a certain boyfriend that doesn't go down".

"Ok i'll admit I didn't get that one Go down on what? Ohh...You know what, I'm tired of hearing that'.

Ron got up and positioned himself in front of me looking me in the eyes despite his beat red blush. My legs were already obligingly spread for him which made it easy for him to get his arms under my legs. I rested my head back on the couch, closed my eyes and surrendered completely to the magic of the situation I found myself in. Ron's wasn't a one trick pony. He was having no problem teasing me with his hand between my legs and his head under my shirt licking and biting my chest. I could hold it anymore and let out a moan.Ron slowly switched leaving small tender kisses on my skin til I could feel his breath on me. I'm shaking God. Why's he such a tease? Just go for it. Ron started kissing and tasting my groin and began to lick faster with more deliberate passion. He took a finger and started to trace me driving me crazy. He has me squirming but he won't do anything about it fuck is he edging me the little baaahh.

Ron switched on me out of nowhere and the fact he stopped to snicker at me was far too embarrassing. He moves closer to my sex and place tender kisses on my lips. A moan escapes me again and I fall back to the coach I can't resist anymore. His mouth finds my clit, and he begins licking it. Slowly at first, but with my moans growing louder he's getting motivation increasing his pace. I can't help moving my hips slightly and place my hands on his head.

"Don't stop Ron, I'm close".

Ron's POV

I lick harder, ensuring my tongue hits her clit with each lick until it happens. She grabs a handful of my hair and cums, hard, screaming and bucking her hips in ecstasy. Her juices, filling my mouth, my god they are even more delicious than I imagined. Thank you ice cream. I'm glad you trained my tongue. I like her up trying my best to clean her up more than likely doing a bad job. I went in deeper focusing on doing a good clean up job. I wasn't ready for Sheila to scream my name and finish again. Her super grip always ripped my hair out and I failed in my attempt to get away from the potential drowning as the hands in my hair forced me to stay to drink the river that came pouring down.

Once Sheila calms down and removes her death grip I move away falling back on to the table coughing.

"I wasn't ready for cough cough needed a warning".

Me!? You little shit you just randomly decided to spread me out after I came an…"

"I was just… sorry but your delicious that's coming from a Michelin Star chef".

My words fell on deaf ears as Sheila had passed out. Oh she's gonna make me regret giving her a hug...she's going to beat me up then beat me off or both at the same time no way she gonna let me go easily. I'm not ready for that.

"Other me mind going in her head and helping me out".

"Buffoon".

"Wait you replied no don't do that I'm just panicking".

" I was coming to talk to you… so many people would be celebrating. They put their lover to sleep and here you are panicking about her repaying you back. Anyway or ass being grade aside let the MMP bring you both to the bed we must speak at once young one".

"You're back to young one… did you like factory reset a week or"?

Before I know it I'm laying in bed with Sheila who I had put to sleep by hugging her to my chest next to me. Guess the MMP can't be that exact. It wouldn't be good if Sheila's arm ended up impaling me from a teleport.

I pull Sheila over to me and wrap my arms around her. As soon as I did her eyes went back closed from the half open sleepy state she was in. Good to know to wake her up I just need to move her off my chest. I never know when that info can come in handy. My lover is still wanted in so many countries.

'Whyd I just call Sheila my lover...it's true but that's not a word I'd use'.

"Yeah remember me lover boy I get it she's beautiful and cute when she's sleeping I wanna watch too but this is important fall asleep or come here willingly".

Ok… falling asleep is easy. Unlike the hours tossing and turning only to never fall asleep before our trip. As soon as my consciousness fades I find myself in my mind's world. The MMP floats ahead bathing the world in blue making it hard to get used to as usual. Not as usual is some half monkey man staring down at me. My dream self isn't small. I'm still the same size as usual but the guy in front of me is gigantic. He has to be at least five yards tall. Looking at him hurts but I can't seem to look away just trying seems offensive. My own mind self acts on its own and bows to him. What's with that I can feel the 'body' I control is looking at the floor in a full bow of submission but I'm still looking at him.

"Most impressive young one while your power progression needs much improvement. You're already my favorite. Far too many people believe themselves to be some holy being whose entire life has changed to some random act of good they come up with themselves after I've blessed them. It's disgusting I've lived millions of what you humans called years doing as I pleased even when the heavens themselves deemed I should be dealt with. Yet I've watched countless so-called chosen ones dedicate their entire short lives to killing my old favorite chosen one. I believe you call the young idiot Yono. He was much like you but he let darkness cloud his judgment. He went through much less than you though. It's sad to think someone with such a low mental fortitude has been the most interesting to watch when he's active. To bad he grew dumb in his old age. To forcibly turn himself and his younger sister to weapons the very idea is stupid but genius it allowed my gift to flow to another it's too bad they decided to cut their lives short one after another beliving that anyone would care about a dusty sword locked away in a temple".

"Sir…"

Don't. You may call me by my name. I believe your people call me Son Goku...wait no that's elsewhere. I am Sun Wukong. I have many titles and a lot of them are ignored by history. History is written by the more popular party so I doubt I was written to be anything but a selfish troublemaker. Which I am. The real me is a lot like the real you kid. I don't care for the system around me, what people think of me, or what consequences anything has unless it touches my bottom line". It's why I chose you.

"Sun Wukong, I don't understand what you mean. I stumbled into the MMP powers and I've never tried to use them before well before other me".

"Yeah I'm a little confused I know of you Sun we both do but… oh wait no I'm being dumb the whole monkeys follow you as their king and obviously your a monkey… we won't grow a tail will we I mean if your rhe orgin of the powers and wait why don't I know this".

I turn to look over and surely enough other me is also here. I didn't notice at first since the giant monkey in my head is a little too eye-catching.

"Of course I wouldn't let you know everything. How would you grow into your own person if you're following in the footsteps of those before you? Would you want to be like that dumb sword? Or the other twin swinging his little sister around. As for how. Child you have the power to will yourself to your lover across the planet. Do you think I can't just pick you up and put you in front of that beam? Or to just give you my powers? Or to teleport a little monkey statue near your own powers so you pick it up. Or to force emotions you ignore to come to me. You're not the only person willing to change someone for the better if it means digging in your head. You're not gonna talk to me and have me change child. The only thing I regret is not finding you sooner. I'm still debating if I should scramble that head of yours to get rid of all that trauma. I'm glad to have been born from the earth if parents like yours exist.

"Yeah Ronald what the fuck man Sun helped me inside the locked parts of your memories. I regret not knowing earlier to kill them".

" Don't you dare defend them ".

The anger shocked me, other me wasn't that mad even when we found the chip.

Those animals, even a starving dog will know to love its child there just as bad as Gil and that old bastard no worse it's too infuriating their alive. Yes son if you don't be a good boy we'll ship you back to your own personal concentration camp. Those bastards knew all about what happened to you and used it against their son so he'd fucking take out the trash illmmmmmgrrrr" .

"Quiet child my time here is limited even though I agree. I've already started fusing you two but I needed you to stop being active".

"Wait you watched".

"I'm in your head but no I have better things to do than watch two virgins flirt".

"Now say your goodbyes you two when you wake up tomorrow the two of you shall be one. Also ask your lover how she switches her skin and enjoy the tail".

"Wait what"

"Huh"

Sun Wukong lifts his hands and a golden light rushes me. I have no time to do anything even though it's in my head. My head feels like it's splitting for a second then darkness.