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Chapter 21: Bebes King
Hank felt like his time was wasted this entire time. He'd come here with the promise of getting his footing further into the villain game with a nice paycheck. Yet here he was getting some kind of teenage girl quiz shoved in his face. He couldn't even process what was going on here. Why the hell would a grown ass man have any opinion on the perfect ideal king. Despite his misgivings he answered just scribbling down nonsense about some make-believe guy who fights for his friends and family and always looked out for the little guy despite being outmatched. The guy often went against everyone's expectations of himself. The guy was the stuff of fairy tales to Hank. He didn't take any of the questions seriously. The only reason he was still here was because of the bird guy standing to the side talking to the robot. That man could vanish by waving that wand. That was free money! Who could stop him from simply vanishing after robbing a bank? If he could steal the staff or even work for the bird guy he'd be rich beyond belief.
Chester was bored looking at the computer. He was a scientist. Even though that went south for him and he lost to his own creation he was too smart to be sitting here answering a questionnaire about what the ideal king's background should be. He would rather be looking at a different set of circuits. The robot chick was like nothing he'd ever seen. He just wanted to take her A.I and spread it out so he could closely study everything about her. It was far more advanced than anything he was doing before and it had all of his attention as he answered. A robot hive mind based off of bees, it was genius the only flaw was giving it the ability to learn. Chester had researched Bebe after her introduction and everything about her set a fire in him. He didn't just want her as his own, he needed every piece of her… Well after some changes. The cheap parts would need to be replaced. It was all clunky now but he'd seen a picture of her in her prime next to that loser Drakken. It was love at first sight for her model and potential. Chester had so many ideas for ways to customize Bebe he could barely concentrate on the quiz. His mind was racing thinking of every comic book character or cartoon character he could change her to. Real women did cross his mind but even if he had Bebe as a guard he didn't want to test whether she could go against people he actually wanted her to look like. Shego was a real life comic book character but Chester heard horror stories of people who make anything that looks like Shego. From clones to a company that made her a plushie after she left the Go team, whoever came up with the idea got hurt badly. Chester wrote his answer as closely to himself as possible. A young, laid back, and intelligent man that's been on both sides of good and evil. That's a genius level inventor and nearly beat Kim Possible. He felt like he made it nearly impossible to not be him. All the villains out there would easily be above the age of thirty.
Adrena couldn't believe her luck. She was promised a opportunity to get her fame and fortune back and instead she gets a questionnaire from a dumb robot made out of toasters. The only reason she stayed was because of the technology around her. Adrena liked to think she knew of an opportunity when she saw it. From the staff to the robot either or could bring her back to her glory days or even better. She could use the staff to be a world famous magician able to turn herself invisible or with the robot if she could get the skin tone right it would be the perfect stunt double. She could see the headlines already. Kim Possible found lying about stuntress Adrena Lynn. Adrena Lynn, the world's number one sexist woman is back and better than ever. Adrena Lynn completes history's most dangerous stunt proving her stunts were real. Breaking news Kim Possible to apologize for lying out of jealousy to Adrena Lynn. Breaking news Team Possible loses all credibility after lying about the world's most perfect woman. Adrena couldn't help but grit her teeth thinking about little miss perfect and her snitching partner Don Stockable. Just thinking about the twerp and how he exposed her was maddening how could a fellow blond be such a garbage person to another blonde. Adrena quickly just put down her own ideal guy. Tall, muscular, and rich and not afraid to float it. Thinking about how her life was going annoyed Lynn even more she used to be on top of the world and had all the time in the world to do as she pleased. Now she was barely scraping by having to pretend to like dumb rich guys. It was so easy it was a major turn off every guy seemed to love the dumb blond stereotype til she mad off with a good chunk of money because she didn't have the funds to go visit some country she had been to more than likely over thousand times in her career.
Falsetto hated everything about the place he was in. Americans made him sick. Thinking this place would be ripe with opportunity for theft was stupid on his part. How was he to know Shego was such a problem here? His first robbery after getting all his shit raided at home was flawless til he got to a very valuable jewel he could flip for six digits. Getting through security easy, laser grids no problem, the glass around it being so hard that it broke his equipment what the fuck. From there everything snowballed. No equipment, government breathing down his neck, and getting in the country illegally was the holy trifecta of fucking him over. He finally saw a way out when he got an invite here saying they'd help him get out. It shouldn't be so hard to get out of a country but GJ was all over the place. No escaping into Mexico or Canada thanks to how strict they were on drug trade. With that teleporting technology he would be a master thief or atleast get out of this country via teleporting or the bird guy with a very expensive looking staff could fly him out. He answered his question just based on himself. A man should excel in the spotlight and away from it. He should be a gentleman, be understanding and loyal to an extent, and know how to treat a woman. How anyone could call themselves a man without following the basics in a relationship he had no idea. Falsetto knew he was a playboy but that wasn't it a relationship if he'd found that special girl to make him sit down all the games would have been put to rest.
After Falsetto entered his answers he walked over with his seat walking towards Adrena who looked at him and scowled. Falsetto went right past her, surprising Lynn. Bringing his chair next to Chester Falsetto asked the question he was curious about since the introduction.
"Your last name. Do you have family in eastern Russia? Maybe an aunt or grandma."
"Yes, actually my grandmother used to send candy's before she moved to the wilderness."
"Haha, amazing so far away from home yet I met my family. I'm your mother's cousin, ignore my name. I just liked the sound of what people called me after a freak helium accident."
"I remember my mother having a video… wow, time must have been tough, you look nothing like you used to."
"Well that's what not shaving or not getting a haircut will do sadly Team Possible really fucked me."
"Fuck team Possible!"
Glad this A and B conversation was just listened into by everyone. Thank you Hank and Aviarius for having respect."
"I don't care."
"I mean I only lost because I'm a planner not a fighter and everyone I was working with was sick. I even captured both her brothers."
"I heard about that. So you're the temp henchman that did that. Very good work you think you can replicate that never hurts to have hostages."
"Well I did have a plan to start up a business and make funds but it can also be used to capture Ren Portable. The guy loves food of any kind so inviting him into the factory after it makes it big would be an easy trap…"
"That may have been a good plan a while ago but going after Ron Stoppable would be a massive mistake in the future."
"Ron Stoppable? Nah that can't be right I thought it was Ren Kickable."
"He is pretty kickable."
"I thought his name was Ren Stinkable."
"John Cena?"
"WHY IS THIS A CONVERSATION HIS NAME IS RONALD DEAN ROCKABLE...system error...STOPPABLE."
Aviarius was beyond confused. Mystical powers are amazingly powerful but how did it mess with a robot?
'It didn't you're all idiots. Theirs no mystical explanation. Teenagers can remember his name perfectly fine.'
'Best friend you're finally communicating again. I was tired of talking to the robot.'
"I'm just tired of watching grown men and women arguing about a child's name and answering a questionnaire."
"Tsk tsk you need to pay attention to more than just me Jabiru."
'Stop calling me that I'm not your bird buddy.'
'Of course you are! I'll talk to you later, friend. We must plan on taking out the various pesky teams running around'.
'I don't like you, in fact I hate you but I'll warn you one more time to stop trying to die.'
"MR. AVIARIUS I REQUIRE YOUR INPUT AS WELL AND ONCE I GET MY RESULTS AND UPGRADES WE WILL HELP."
"Sorry Bebe, just a call I needed to answer so what question would you like to ask me."
Bebe just waved in the direction of the last computer not being sat at. Aviarius didn't bother walking over; he just waved his staff using it to do the question for him. When Jackie who was just complaining saw this the smile on his face lit up. The question was super simply should a king love animals. Which was weird to Jackie wasn't the robot's hivemind based on bees? Jackie's business mind kicked in. Who hadn't been two faced in the TV industry. Aviarius loved himself and thought he was some kind of bird super hero gone bad. He'd never back down from Ron and especially Shego. As soon as Ron's done ripping him apart he could escape.
Jackie knew the answer and was happy. Despite being locked up he could still see what was going on in great detail. All the answers came together so perfectly it's like Bebe did it on purpose. Her king was going to be Ron. It was obvious Shego wouldn't be the sharing type. Aviarius and Bebe wouldn't last a second after targeting the couple. Deep down Jackie was a bit worried that the duo would let him stay trapped or worse kill him. It's not like they left friends. All Anubis did was give him the breakdown of just how rare their kind are and asked if he could squash the beef. He'd even apologized for lying, taking him to his father's grave just to show that after a certain amount of time the dead lose their memories. He'd have to gain a certain amount of power as a relative and thanks to his connection with Anubis even though he developed a different mystical power he'd be able to reincarnate him. Thinking back to it Jackie knew he overreacted.
Yeah he got played again but he still got to see his father even if it was just a blank face. It felt good having a purpose in life again.all he had to do is grow stronger which he probably should have stuck around to learn how to do but just knowing theirs a chance was enough.
As soon as his answer was entered a list popped up that got Aviarius attention. The list was all various robotic parts. Aviarius was planning on just using his staff to get everything but it only got less than 30% of the list confusing the self claimed bird brain.
'It only works for getting things that you know Jackass I don't know hardly anything on there and neither do you. Why don't you give this staff to the nerd he might know.'
Before Aviarius could reply to Jackie said nerd gave his two cents "How exactly are we supposed to help you grab any of this? This is top level stuff the kind of stuff normal people don't get to know about. If you find it or make it you have to take a trip to GJ after. This is major shit like fuck around and end up dead by GJ or Jack Hench kind of shit."
" I HAVE NEVER STATED THAT GETTING THE HELP YOU REQUIRE WOULD BE FREE. I TRIED TO INVITE MORE PEOPLE FOR MORE HELP AND A WIDER RANGE OF SKILLS. UNFORTUNATELY MOST aaREFUSED, SOME ARE DEAD, AND OTHERS CAN'T BE FOUND."
Hmm it seems like you know a lot about these items boy. Come here a second I shall let you use my staff so you can get those items. Everyone watched Chester hurry along a little too fast except Bebe who didn't care. Chester came in front of Aviarius and waited for it to be handed to him. He maybe evil and slightly obsessed with bugs but mother didn't raise a stupid son or a rude one. Grabbing that staff would have probably been very bad for him. Aviarius passed him his staff making sure to close the telepathic so Jackie couldn't talk. Aviarius was no fool. As soon as Chester touched the staff Aviarius touched him. Chester felt the cold steel on his neck and nearly cried. No threat, no warning, just a sudden movement and his throat was bleeding. He could feel the steel in his throat and it scared the shit out of him.
"Hey!" Falsetto got up from his chair pulling out a laser gun. Falsetto was worried about his cousin even if there was a distance between them. Family was family and their was no way he would watch him die right in front of him.
Everyone else was on guard as well. While they didn't care for Chester openly hurting someone in front of them all was concerning let alone trying to kill them by seemingly grabbing their neck with something sharp.
"Just some insurance, you don't try anything funny I'm sure you understand. I'm a smart man but you're even smarter and that's a bad thing when you have my weapon. This is just insurance. Get the items and after you let go and return my staff I will heal you".
Chester was beyond nervous as he took the staff and waved it over and over at the list. The more nothing happened the more he wanted to cry.
"Oh yeah you don't know how to use it. Just think and believe you want the items on the list… careful though if you want my hand removed from your throat it's the only thing keeping the blood in".
Chester was beyond nervous as he waved the staff again not thinking of anything but wanting the items. He panicked hard as his vision vanished and was replaced with a brown void with glowing items in the distance. Chester tried calming down but couldn't by himself so he focused on the only thing he could do. Looking at the glows brought them to him he could tell it was. Knowing what he was doing helped a lot in feeling better and Chester couldn't help but get excited. This staff could grab things from who knows how far. It was amazing. Theirs nothing like it in modern science even the teleporter Bebe said she had wasn't anywhere near as good. You could grab anything even miles underground. Chester didn't let it get to his head. As amazing as the grabbing was, it couldn't stop the hole in his neck. The best it could do is grab a med kit so Chester immediately gave it up as soon as he grabbed the necessary items plus a few extras.
As soon as all the items he wanted was captured he let go of the staff. His view came slowly. Chester was weirdly calm as his vision turned red instead of brown. A dark murky red line got his attention and he followed it with his eyes. It leads to a temple in the distance. The temple was bathed in a murky crimson with the middle pitch black. The darkness was vile and made Chester sick to his stomach. The longer he looked at it the clearer it became. One second it was a sword, a monkey, or a man with a sickening grin. When it was the man or the monkeys' turn they would whisper to him. They wanted him to come closer but the staff he had stopped him from being dragged away like the items he'd just had.
Chester felt the staff shake and the temple and the shape-shifting man was gone. He was back in the warehouse. Somehow he'd been brought to his knees and his vision was trembling with red and brown lights fighting in his vision. He wanted to scream from the pain. It felt like his head was going to explode from two different colors going at it. Soon the brown won and Chester could breathe again. He fell fully to the ground passing out much to the horror of everyone except Bebe. The robot couldn't feel the emotion but she was off her game at the same time as everyone else. Not because everyone including Aviarius was horrified they almost watched Chester die from using the staff but because Bebe got the results back.
Bebe couldn't help but think her thought process was wrong. After her defeat the first time she felt she couldn't be perfect without a queen but that was proven wrong when she lost again even with a queen. Bebe had barely survived that ordeal and went into hiding. It took nearly a year to have a body belt for her made out of old parts from a junkyard. Bebe knew from then she wasn't perfect. She was just like what made up her body. A dysfunctional tool that would never be perfect or anything close to it as long as she believed herself to be. How could she be perfect when made by someone imperfect? Being perfect wasn't just thinking your perfect. How could Bebe be perfect without having any experiences in the world? That's why Bebe wanted to find a teacher. A male teacher at that. A king to guide her to understand the difference between the old queen Bebe believed herself to be and the new queen that had nearly had her beat Kim Possible. Bebe no longer felt like getting help made her weak after Bonnie became her queen. So finding a king to learn from came naturally to Bebe. That all came crumbling down when the results came up. Perhaps Bebe would have forgotten him if it wasn't for the conversation prior or if he didn't own the rat she hated so much. Ron Stoppable was her ideal king. The ideal person to help her understand things she couldn't comprehend. He was to be the man who would help her understand the male mind? The lap dog that gets dragged around the world losing his pants.
"..."
The idea was insane. Everything about him screamed he wasn't a threat. He was only along for the ride to be moral support or a distraction….yet all files Drakken had for footage proved it wrong. How many times was he forgotten or captured first but still blew up the base? The more Bebe thought of things the more clear they became. Her hive mind activated moving far faster faster than any computer or human brain could ever do. Instantly Bebe was looking through GJ files and something akin to shock came up in the emotionless robot. How could one be so competent to almost take over the world and have two of the strongest women in the world at his mercy one second and a bumbling idiot the next? How was it that even her highly advanced hive mind couldn't remember him? GJ had a separate file on him because they couldn't understand just how Team Possible did what they did. Even the main star of the team only had one. Even someone as dangerous as Shego had less at two. Ron had three files, two under his own name and one under his villain side. Just going through his achievements changed the perspective of Bebe. Out of her list Ron had invented three of them. Three items that were highly sought after by the entire world. He was evil for less than twelve hours.. He had the entire world believing he was a sheep instead of a bull elephant hidden in sheep's clothing. Bebe started to compute her chances of success using what she thought the Ron factor was. The calculation all came out in her favor over and over. Even though she could see it was working. No one knew she was still operational and with a less than optimal body and processor she already figured out a big part of Team Possibles formula.
Bebe made the decision. Ron Stoppable would be her king. She'd tame him and have him teach her all of his secrets. Bebe decided against telling these fools the results. How could they process the brilliance of her king when they couldn't even remember his name? Something was bubbling inside Bebe and despite not knowing emotions a word popped up to her. Excitement.
Unknown
A computer that would put any supercomputer on earth to shame sat dormant. No one had touched the computer in a long time. It had a radar constantly going just waiting for something to enter its radar. The radar stayed silent before beeping once. The once empty room was filled not even thirty seconds later. Two giants stood in dimly lit room the lights taking a long time to turn on thanks to the long period of unuse. They stared disappointed at the monitor.
"All this time and we're woken up by a planet discorving artificial life" the feminine of the two giants couldn't help but grumble, instantly losing interest.
"It is to be expected…. Ugh it's that desolate wasteland again. They just gained another one after two thousand years… WORTHLESS."
"Maybe we should go there. Who knows, maybe we'll finally find a clue to the Great Blue."
Come now I know you want to end our journey but that planet is so primitive we've only ever heard of something called shampoo by Drakken and that laugh."
"I still say we should have checked those both out. I tire of being out here… I don't want our baby to grow up on this ship."
"...I know love… fine well go to Earth. You are NOT to fight anyone. I don't care how weak they are. I… can't afford you getting hurt and complicating things.
"I'll stay put, but you are to only check out the planet's defenses. I'm due too soon to get there and wipe out the dominant species."
"Ugh fine. Navigation set course for Earth. Come back to the nursing pod I'll make sure nothing goes wrong on the journey."
Watching his battlemate leave was infuriating. He was also a believer in the great blue but it was infuriating. Her faith was far too much. He knew for a fact Warmonga would leave him instantly if the Great Blue showed interest in her. The thought made him irrational and angry.
"Warhok stop preparing for war and come here...NOW!"
"Don't you boss me around women!"
Despite his words Warhoks face showed a completely different story. 'It's so cute when she tries to be bossy.' His love struck expression was quickly changed as he followed his battlemate faster than he meant to.