OTP Questions (Cosmo/Wanda)- Parenting
Taken from: post/189146898307/otp-questions-raising-small-child
Based off AU versions of them, not necessarily canon.
1. Who goes to the baby, when it cries in the middle of the night?
Cosmo, much like how Linnie used to do to him as a baby, since his paternal instincts almost kick in instantly.
2. Who takes the maternity/paternity leave from work, when the kid is born?
Cosmo would if he wasn't a house husband. Right now, there are no laws that grant a female fairy maternity leave since Jorgen believe people can "suck it up"
3. Whose name (or designation, like "mom" or "dad") is the child's first word? Bonus points for gay couples, where both parents can be ecstatic, when baby says "dad". Bonus point #2 if the child says something random as the first word, like "frog".
Prob neither of either kid. Poof's would be "Poof" and IDK about Cassia.
4. Who is more protective? Or overprotective?
Wouldn't say either one of them are "overprotective" but Cosmo's been known to having some insomniac episodes thinking about the kids future and how he's doing as a father.
5. What language they speak to the baby? Do they title their child "young man" or "young lady", or do the typical baby-talk?
Cosmo calls both the kids pet names like "sweetie" and "baby" on the occasion, while Wanda merely just calls them by their names. She prefers not to get all "touchy-feely" and affectionate, but does care for her kids.
6. Do they buy the child every toy it disires? Or they dont spoil their child?
Neither of them. That's what Grandma YoYo's (Yolonda Fairywinkle's nickname for the kids) for!
7. Are they immune to temper tantrums the child throws, eg. when they dont want to buy them a toy in supermarket?
Wanda's better at handling them with her logical mind. Cosmo'd try to calm them down but he'd have a meltdown himself.
8. Who is more likely to make ice cream for breakfast?
Neither
9. Who does the thing with picking up and swinging the kid around?
Neither (Cosmo HATES it when people do that though)
10. Who cookes for the baby?
Cosmo
11. Who reads bedtime stories?
Cosmo
12. Who picks outfits to kindergarten for the kid?
They make their kids get ready themselves
13. Who makes the child be more self-dependant and who makes everything for the kid?
Wanda's definitely tried to impose independent values on both her children. Besides cooking, she does expect them to meet their own basic needs and to do what they are told. Wanda feels that its her job to provide for the family, but the kids need to take care of themselves.
Cosmo's definitely more of a "babier"
14. Who enjoys watching kids movies more?
Neither of them really mind kids movies since they don't watch them all that often, but Wanda does find some of the singing and voices annoying.
15. Who looks more like their child?
Cassia has Cosmo's green hair and eyes, but has Wanda's personality.
Poof is a mix of both on all aspects.
