Character Bios Skit Dump (No particular Order)

by MilkyWayGalaxy4567

After I found a draft in my email, I decided to post my headcanon versions of the Cosma-Fairywinkle family instead of dropping them in my bio. Age, height (I've given different body types), beliefs, etc.

25. Question 1

#1. Darren, when are you getting out of jail?

Darren: Oh trust me, I want nothing more than to get the hell outta here right now. But then again, where would I go?

Ok let's see...I got sentenced 5,000 years ago so I'd give it another 5,000 for embezzlement. Yeah, I'm not getting out of prison anytime soon. Kind of a shame though; these women are crazy. It's like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to kill each other. Man, being the only male here has it's drawbacks.

Then again, it's got its perks too. It's kinda funny if a female hits a male (even on accident), they can get their asses tore up big time, and it's interesting watching that same female bed for mercy. Swear, it's like a whole zoo in this joint.